God of danger

Many people have experienced sinking into mud and water, but do you know what it feels like to sink into a shithole?

The classmate who was chasing after Guan Jie knew that the feeling was soft and disgusting, which filled him with despair.

He climbed out of the courtyard wall last night to play "Hot Blood Legend" in the Internet cafe all night. When he returned the same way this morning, he saw the dean of teaching on the wall nearby. He didn't dare to come in and went down again. He found a place where he felt that there were few people, and that was next to the school toilet.

The back wall of the toilet was still a short distance away from the courtyard wall. Before he jumped down, he didn't know that the distance was used to set up the septic tank, so he leaped ignorantly and smashed through the covering septic tank precisely. Asbestos tiles for the pool.

This is really an experience that makes people want to live. The person involved was so smoked that he almost drowned in this alternative medium. After crawling out of the predicament, the only thought in his mind was to wash and brush.

However, No. [-] Middle School is also picky, and there is not even a faucet for washing hands in the toilet. This desperate poor boy had no choice but to turn his attention to the on-duty student who was sweeping the floor nearby.Who knew that as soon as he came out, everyone started running wildly.

If there was an invisible smell and the sound of footsteps was always stalking behind him, Guan Jie raised his heart in his throat, afraid of hitting a tree, he didn't dare to turn around, and ran with an acceleration that he couldn't usually reach.

He broke down as he ran: "Brother, why are you chasing me? I don't know you."

However, Brother Shi Kelang was more messy than him. He was so angry that he wanted to take revenge on the society. He didn't dare to be too emotional when he shouted. He was afraid that something would fall into his mouth, so he could only grit his teeth and say, "I still want to ask you why you ran? Damn, I just want to ask you to borrow a broom to sweep these things on your body... Oh, I'm going crazy!"

In fact, he didn't want to make things difficult for Guan Jie, but after he appeared, people in the woods fled like birds and beasts. This person stood close to the toilet, and he was short, so he seemed easier to chase and talk to, but he didn't expect this The bit can run faster than a rabbit, it's really a fucking person.

When Guan Jie heard that his target was a broom, he quickly threw back what was in his hand, and said generously, "Oh, you want a broom, hey, here you are."

The broom flew half a meter and hit the ground, but Guan Jie didn't dare to stop, and was still running forward in a daze.

The people behind really stopped chasing him, stopped near the broom, picked it up, and started rubbing it on themselves.

Guan Jie then jumped forward for five or six meters, feeling the aggressive aura behind him disappear, and then he had the strength to turn his head back, seeing that the person was still keeping his word, he stopped running, turned around and leaned against a Panting on a tree.

After a while, he got curious and chatted with the shit sweeper. Guan Jie said clearly to the bystanders: "You can't clean it like this. You should take off your clothes and go take a shower."

The poop sweeper was not a fool, and his tone was extremely helpless; "I, know! But I have to go to the dormitory first, can't I take off my clothes and run around the school?"

Hearing what he said, Guan Jie suddenly remembered that when he was a child, he had diarrhea. Before he could take off his trousers, he put the brakes on. He didn't dare to tell his parents about his shit, so he went to find Lu Rongxing crying.

Lu Rongxing was only 8 or 9 years old at the time, and Guan Jie still remembers that disgusted and comforting face to this day. This person is also pitiful. He probably didn't even wash his underwear, so he became his mother first. .

Under his command, Guan Jie washed his butt clean with a hose, and then wore Lu Rongxing's long johns, and watched him use the tongs to hold his own feces and diapers, and trek long distances to the pond far behind the vegetable garden to float them.

In summer, the temperature was strong, and the washed trousers dried out in less than an hour outside. Li Aili never knew that he had pulled his trousers, and Guan Jie also knew from his neighbors. Color changing thing.

And it can be proved from the side that Lu Rongxing's heart is actually very soft, as long as ordinary people can bear his cold face, and beg him again, they will succeed.

Kindness should be such a small torch that you take from one person and pass it on to another.

Guan Jie said emotionally, "Then which class are you in? I'll ask your classmates to bring you clothes and soap."

"Thank you, thank you," said the excrement sweeper overjoyed, "I'm Chi Kai from Class 6, Grade [-]. Go to the gate of our class and call Wang Junpeng, so he can come and save me."

Guan Jie repeated the name of the person he was looking for, jumped up from the tree, turned and ran away: "Okay, just wait here."

Chi Kai shouted again: "Thank you buddy, by the way, there are buckets and towels, you can ask him to bring them to me too."

Guan Jie turned around and wanted to say that he got it, but caught a glimpse of the other party's forbearance expression as if he had eaten shit, he held back his smile and said with a distorted expression: "Got it, let me get you some paper to stuff your nostrils first."

There is probably no limit to a person's ability to adapt. Chi Kai's sense of smell has been strongly stimulated for a long time. It has become numb now, and he can't distinguish between the smell of fart and the smell of flowers, but the nausea value in his heart remains high. : "Okay, okay."

Guan Jie ran back to the classroom and handed him most of the roll of toilet paper in the drawer.Since the sight and smell made people uncomfortable, Guan Jie didn't dare to get too close, rolled the paper from the ground to the other party, and then went to call for someone.

Class 6 was diagonally behind Class [-], Guan Jie crossed the school road and ran back, just in time the person he was looking for had heard the wind and passed him on the road.He ran for nothing, and when he was going back into the grove, he ran into Zhang Yiye who liked to watch the show.

Zhang Yiye laughed so badly that when he saw Guan Jie, he thought he was the same as himself, and wanted to rush over to witness the miracle. He caught Guan Jie with his arm, and based his happiness on the pain of others, saying: " I heard that a fool fell into the pit, I bet 10 yuan, it must be the fault of turning over the courtyard."

Guan Jie had just talked with the client for a long time, but he forgot to ask him how he did it, and now he couldn't answer it with his poor experience and imagination, so he could only walk forward with his arms: "I know, I saw him gone."

Then he briefly talked about how he was chased in the woods.

Zhang Yiye imagined the scene, hugged his stomach and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, yes, you are all very strong. It's just right, hurry up and submit an article, save your brother Xingzi, what he recently reported on that board is not funny at all , worse than you."

Guan Jie was a victim that no one paid attention to, and he didn't care if he was on the radio, but with Hu Xinyi's lessons learned before him, he didn't dare to hang others out and laughed. He shook his head, expressing that he didn't want to save his neighbor.

Zhang Yiye was just joking, seeing that he didn't answer, he ran towards the encirclement wholeheartedly.When the two came to the scene, Chi Kai here was already controlled by the teacher who came after hearing the news.

The head teacher of class 6 has taught students for more than ten years, but he has never encountered such a stinking student. He was so angry that he asked Chi Kai why he had no face to say, Jing Mo was there as a laughing stock.

On the one hand, the principal was stinking enough, on the other hand, he couldn't be refined amidst the laughter blooming all around. He tried his best to control the upturned corners of his mouth, and waved his hand to ask the class teacher not to scold him, and let the students wash up first.

So the teachers surrounded Chi Kai with anger and laughter, ready to take him back to the dormitory to clean up, but the problem came again after he got to the dormitory. Go in and wash it again, the yard will stink for several days, what about the other students?

The teachers thought it made sense, they couldn't spoil a pot of porridge just because of a rat droppings, and after discussing it, they brought Chi Kai closer to the school's vegetable garden, borrowed a water pipe from the cafeteria and connected it to the faucet in the garden , and charged at Chi Kai two meters away.

Chi Kai washed away several tons of water. After washing his own soap, he still felt stinky all over his body. He asked his classmates to get one for himself. In the end, he washed his hands and feet until his hands and feet were covered with creases. He called Wang Junpeng to smell it. Stinky, the other party has a psychological shadow and dare not approach him.

This matter was widely discussed in the school, and even the key class of the third grade of junior high school laughed together, and Lu Rongxing inevitably heard the wind. He heard that the person involved chased a student on duty in the woods, but he didn't know. Knowing that the person being chased is Guan Jie.

That afternoon, Guan Jie didn't get involved, but Chi Kai still made it to the funny section. The contributor was Chi Xiaoman from Lu Rongxing's class. She is Chi Kai's cousin, and she cared about him after hearing the news. The class 6 students who were playing around were too much of a joke, so they stuffed an anonymous note into the small mailbox on the wall of the broadcasting room.

The first half of the note is about the vote, and the second half hopes that the broadcasting room can remind everyone to be careful when joking.

Lu Rongxing didn't know where this note came from. He just opened the mailbox and saw it was inside, so he took it into the broadcasting room, spent a few minutes compiling a short message, and handed it to the announcer W.

They have been working together on this section for more than two months, and the director has basically ignored it, so Lu Rongxing came over, w finished reading the slogan in a brisk tone, and read a few lines at a glance:

"Thank you for the enthusiastic contribution of a classmate named 12. The interesting story I want to share with you today is the cesspit boy incident that happened in the morning self-study and the first class break. The location is in the No. 3 grove..."

"The general course of the matter is like this. The ancient Yang Yi once said that a mistake will cause eternal hatred, and it will be a hundred years when you look back. Today, w will also say that a mistake is easy to fall into the cesspit. You need to be careful when playing truant and over the wall. I hope you will laugh At the same time, you can remember this lesson, don't be a teenager who has lost his footing, and of course, don't threaten your classmates at school."

Guan Jie, who had been deeply "intimidated", was stretching outside the classroom. Hearing this, he took it for granted, and suddenly felt the warmth from the broadcasting room.

At this time w is still reading the manuscript: "At the same time, we also appeal to every student, although it is less than ten years to laugh, please don't joke too much and let the laughter turn into a quarrel. This is the end of today's program, thank you for listening, See you next time."

But even though the broadcast was appealing, Chi Kai was still ridiculed by his classmates from morning to night. Even though he was thick-skinned, he was laughed into a rage. It was not until the next day that the popularity of this joke subsided a little.

On the evening of Thursday, before the weather completely cooled down, the school played a movie for the first and second graders. The title of the movie was "Forever 19 Years Old".

Guan Jie enthusiastically moved his and Xiao Jian's stools to the basketball court to occupy a seat, while Xiao Jian went to the canteen to buy food. In order to eat as long as possible, he bought a lot of other things. Bite my lollipop.

Guan Jie held a peach-flavored candy stick in his mouth, and saw the teacher who was showing the film turn off the headlights, put the film reel on the projector and spin it, and soon the image appeared on the curtain standing in front of the music classroom.

This is one of the most popular educational films in elementary and middle schools across the country. It has common scenes and a slow pace. It is obviously not the type that Guan Jie would like at his age. He can be said to be a bit bored watching it. Watching snow is watching cock.

When the lollipops and spicy sticks were all eaten, he began to look around, looking at the rotating projector for a while, and seeing the dishonest students in the lighting area pinching their fingers to create messy shadows on the screen. Those sitting in the back simply slipped away.

Guan Jie didn't have the guts at first, but couldn't stand the persuasion of Hu Xinyi and Xiao Jian's duet, and ran back to the classroom, gathered at the table to pick beef from the beef sauce.

When I went back to move the stool after eating, I saw the girls in the same class were crying, and I vaguely felt that I had missed something. He got the answer 10 minutes later, and he missed a grand finale that he used to write his afterthoughts.

Lao Wang sneered knowingly on the podium: "Some people don't follow discipline very well. Activities are all meaningful, don't take it too seriously, have you heard it?"

Guan Jie agreed to hear it with a dead fish face, but his heart was full of thoughts, thinking about the meaning, the purpose was not the same, watching a movie as soon as he saw it, and writing about his impressions, wasn't this forcing him Do you want to copy the composition?

Lao Wang ignored his voice and asked the whole class to submit 800 words of thoughts next Monday.

Guan Jie originally wanted to make a version that was almost an adaptation of Bao Tian, ​​but Xiao Jian had the advantage of being close to the water, so he had already made an agreement with Bao Tian before he turned around.Although Bao Tian wanted to copy it for him more in her heart, she couldn't go back on her word and could only look at him apologetically.

The red flower in the group was unreliable, so Guan Jie had to rely on the big guy next door.

It's a pity that the boss didn't copy it for him. Lu Rongxing hated it in this aspect, as if his homework was inlaid with gold, so he refused to copy it for Guan Jie.

Although Lu Rongxing didn't sneak away during the screening, he didn't watch the big screen very much, because he knew that all the movies shown at school were old, so he took Lin Dong's E9999 game console at the same table in advance, and coded Russian games there. The square code didn't stop until it was dark and it was not mid-winter.

But he occasionally glanced at the screen to know a few details, and he could ramble 800 words.

But Guan Jie didn't have this skill, so he could only continue to beg him in a low voice: "Just one look, I'll just take a look! Let's see what the ending is like. I don't know, so I can't write it."

Lu Rong said curtly, "I can tell you the ending."

Then before Guan Jie could react, he began to spoiler, talking about a little soldier who sacrificed himself for others, had the spirit of Lei Feng, and saved a carload of people by throwing his life away.

Guan Jie originally thought that I would not be able to write what you said, but he quickly skipped all the previous links and cut directly to the last scene, saying that the little soldier was lying on the snow that made the shuttle bus skid, using his legs as tire pads The stone died alone in the snowy night under the heavy force, and when none of the people who fell asleep in the car woke up, a chill still passed down their backs involuntarily.

He didn't know whether it was the awe of heroes, or the desolation that no one woke up.

It's just that Guan Jie was full of emotions, but his feelings were still like squeezing toothpaste, his words didn't match up, and he stuttered.

Lu Rongxing's thoughts were very smooth, and he praised the dedication of 888 characters in a smooth manner. After writing it easily, he remembered his virtues, blinked slowly, and felt that he was a bit hypocritical.

After watching the movie, the temperature dropped immediately. Guan Jie had to put on a sweater under his school uniform so as not to feel cold. He swam lifelessly in the ocean of knowledge every day, and after class, he was full of blood in an instant. Either eating or hanging out.

At first glance, this seems to be very unpromising, but it is actually one of the signs of youth, with a bottomless appetite and a strong appetite, and it is full of at least one desire every day.

Although Bao Tian agreed to Xiao Jian's request to help him look after the garden, it wasn't long before not only her, but even the client Xiao Jian himself forgot about it.

The calendar jumps into November, and Guan Jie lives a slightly different campus life every day.

He occasionally ate a small stir-fry, and replaced the lunch box that delivered food to his sister on Saturdays with an insulated bucket.

Sometimes on Saturdays, he would go to Jin Teng’s house with Lu Rongxing to look for books. When he was near Zhu Zhechi, he had to borrow along with him. He couldn’t read books full of words, so he would borrow various encyclopedias with pictures, ranging from animals and plants. Turn to weapons.

History teachers still like to point him up to answer questions.

Although computers are fun, Mr. Yang still can't replace Jin Teng's position in his heart.Guan Jie met the girl who was good at typing in Jin San again, and when she moved the desk into the grove for the exam in the middle of the month, Guang Rong was so cold that she caught a cold and had a fever.

He doesn't usually have a fever, but he went straight to 40° when he came here. In the past two days, he lost his appetite, and his face was covered with plateau red.

Li Aili asked him what he wanted to eat, and Guan Jie said he wanted to eat watermelon. At this time, Li Aili could only find winter melon. He bought some apples and pears.

Lu Rongxing cut the pulp into pieces and threw it on the plate, Guan Jie honestly didn't know how much he ate.

After eating the melon, his fever subsided the next day. Lu Rongxing took over his shift and suffered from bronchitis. He coughed from morning to night. I dreamed of a woodpecker, "tucking" in front of a tree hole all night.

The vegetation on the campus changes color every day, and when the patches of yellow withered grass are covered with hoarfrost, the students become decadent and lazy. In order to boost morale, No. [-] Middle School opened the prelude to the autumn sports meeting.

The sports meeting is held for 3 days, and the third year of junior high school can also participate, but only on the last day. In order to avoid injuries, the only events open to them are light physical exercises such as rope skipping, shot put, javelin and standing long jump.

There is no training time for the third year of junior high school, and they will play directly when they sign up, but they can still fight hard for the first and second year of junior high school, and the teachers also have a sense of class honor. In addition, he specially contributed a section by himself, and used it as a physical education class for them, and ran wildly on the playground with a group of children.

Lao Wang's request was that the more people sign up, the better. Guan Jie couldn't run, so he applied for a triple jump.

Hu Xinyi is a brave man. He signed up for a 5-kilometer long-distance run. Xiao Jian liked to risk his life, so he urged Guan Jie to sign up for the pole vault with him. The reason is that I refused to report anything, and I filled in the project to write a refueling manuscript.

The person who reported the most events in the class was Zhao Yangping, who was the tallest. He applied for long-distance running, sprinting, and relay races. In addition, there were also Zhang Bo's javelin throwing, Xie Tian's shot put, etc. On the recommendation of Zhao Yangping, Luo Yuqing was chosen because of her better image.

Because there is no need to go to class, many people are eagerly looking forward to the arrival of the sports meeting.

At the same time, after the weather got colder, the group who used to buy instant noodles for dry food joined the army of instant noodles. There are hundreds of bowls of steaming white smoke on the side door where the hot water is supplied by the canteen every day.These forces driving the economy of the canteen, while generating income for the other party, also caused environmental pollution in the canteen.

Most of the trash cans in the school are leaky. The dean has repeatedly emphasized that you can’t throw things with soup in them. Before, there were few people making instant noodles, and the two buckets placed by the wall in the canteen could barely handle it. Now there are more people. It was filled up after breakfast, and no one emptied it in time. The students who had no place to pour the noodle soup poured the noodle soup into the gutter in the corner. The residue in the soup caused the drain to be blocked every two days.

The proprietress in the store was so angry that she didn't want to pour the bucket. Her hunchbacked son couldn't move it, so he could only wait for the guard to come to help, but this number of times followed the money, and she didn't want to spend more money. The doorman bargained for the price, and the hunchback asked the hunchback to write a notice "Don't pour the noodle soup in the ditch, it will stink" and hang it on the wall.

If someone observes the character "smelly" carefully, they will find that the radical above it is written as "white".

On November 11th, the sound of the athletes' march sounded in the morning self-study. Guan Jie was in a very happy mood. After participating in a silly entrance ceremony with a sign, he was free for the next three days.

On the first day without his project, Guan Jie wandered around the venue, and saw Lu Rongxing sitting firmly on the rostrum with the microphone, looking like a leader.

To enliven the atmosphere, the opening was an 800-meter friendly race for the teachers. Jin Teng failed to decline the principal's invitation and stood on the outermost circle of the track. His original intention was to play soy sauce, so he ran slowly.

Yang Jinyun took the lead and was very popular. The playground was filled with the sound of his cheering. Guan Jie felt that this was not good and would be unfair to Teacher "Jin", so he ran to ask Lu Rongxing to borrow the horn, and prepared to overwhelm the crowd.

This is the school's trumpet, and Lu Rongxing was inconvenient to lend it to him, so he asked him to go to the side of the venue and shout.

Guan Jie touched his ear suddenly, and said without thinking: "Do you know that the hardness of a person's ear is the same as that of the heart, and those with soft ears will have a soft heart. I just touched your ear." , guess what I touched?"

Lu Rongxing ignored him, Guan Jie asked himself and answered, "A piece of steel bar."