God of danger

It's just that if you don't lend him the trumpet, your heart will be as hard as a steel bar. This dwarf's cooking is not very good, but he is a good hand at taking the blame.

Lu Rongxing grabbed Guan Jie's half-retracted arm, pulled his upper body a little closer to him, and said to nonsense: "Oh. Then do you know that my hand has a perspective function, and I can see you with just a click. What are the stomachs filled with?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his Sunflower Acupuncture Hand, and quickly poked Guan Jie's chest twice. Once he tapped his hand, a word came out of his mouth: "This is a wolf's heart, this is a dog's lung."

Guan Jie was ticklish, and started to dodge when the opponent poked him, but Lu Rongxing just poked him there, he was hit twice, his body didn't itch, but he was amused by Lu Rongxing's cold joke haha Laughing, he took advantage of the situation and lay down on the rostrum, watching Jin Teng's game while watching.

Jin Teng ran out of middle-aged and old people in the competition of a team of young teachers. He fell to the last place, a few hundred meters away from the penultimate place. Some students sitting around the field were cheering him on. Some are booing him, but he is completely unmoved, and is doing uniform exercise seriously.

Guan Jie felt that Teacher "Jin" seemed to be indifferent, so he lost the motivation to go to the runway to refuel, and chatted with Lu Rongxing at the table covered with red velvet.

But before they started chatting, they were slapped on the back. Guan Jie turned around and saw a boy he didn't know standing behind him. He quickly sized him up and said, "Who are you?"

The person who came was half a head taller than him, with a slightly hooked nose, and a red pimple on the tip. He was wearing a hairstyle with oblique bangs in the early stages of killing Matt, and he put his hands back in his pockets while smiling. Said: "I, Chi Kai."

When Guan Jie heard this name, he would think of shit, and it was not easy to forget, so he quickly realized: "It's you, wash..."

What he wanted to say in his heart was "I can't recognize it after washing it", but when it came to his mouth, he realized that this was not a good sentence, and changed his words urgently: "Why are you here?"

"I'm going to the canteen," Chi Kai invited, "Are you going? I'll treat you to something."

Guan Jie didn't know him well, and he had to ask back after eating. He might not have that memory, so he shook his head and said, "No thanks, you can go by yourself."

Chi Kai didn't force it either, and left without hesitation. Before leaving, he found that Lu Rongxing was looking at him, and smiled at the chairman.

Lu Rongxing still had a little impression of the name, and after he walked away, he teased, "When did you become so tolerant, why don't you eat?"

Guan Jie had a "don't look down on people" expression on his face: "It doesn't mean that I will go to anyone who invites me to eat. I also have to pick someone, okay?"

Lu Rongxing pursed his lips and asked him with a smirk: "So I should feel honored to be the one you picked out, right?"

Guan Jie dug a hole for himself, and now he can't bury it anymore, so he can only say haha: "No, no, I am very honored. I am honored every day after eating Lu Rongxing's food."

Lu Rongxing said succinctly: "Get out."

Guan Jie didn't get lost, he still had a lot of nonsense to say: "I reported a triple jump, how about you? Did you participate in any event? I can go and cheer you on then."

After all, Lu Rongxing was also a member of the class, and he couldn't come because he was a hard-working man, so he meaningfully gathered two heads and said, "I reported one for throwing sandbags and one for rolling hoops. Don't use it to cheer me on."

Because it is free to add, he will not win the award.

Guan Jie is indeed very busy. It takes him a few minutes to cross the 800-meter circle of the playground, and then he is stumbled and interrupted by the projects. He may not be able to get out for half an hour. Hearing this, he nodded and planned to Cheering him up was all about randomness, and then another topic started, asking him if he saw Zhang Yiye.

"I just came here 10 minutes ago." Lu Rongxing casually glanced forward twice, and his eyes were full of people, "I don't know where I went now? Why did you find him?"

It was the first time for Guan Jie to participate in a middle school sports meeting, and he felt that Zhang Yiye should be a very comparable person, so he said, "Ask him what he signed up for, and I will go to see him compete."

Hearing this, Lu Rongxing seemed to remember something, suddenly smiled, and said, "Then you go look for it on the field, he has a yellow forehead guard on his forehead, it should be easy to find."

Guan Jie propped his body up from the table, pulled off his school uniform jacket, and spoke for the movement: "You come with me, what's the point of just sitting here."

The guys in the broadcasting room are all here, Lu Rong couldn't walk and said: "I want to watch something now, I can't go, you go and play."

Guan Jiexin said that you are miserable, and he didn't have the heart to provoke him, so he lifted his foot and stepped down the steps that were padded for wiring: "That's fine, I'll come back and tell you when I see something interesting, wait for me."

At this time, there was a burst of cheers from the starting line on the north side of the playground. Someone crossed the finish line of the teacher's 800-meter race, and then the shouts rang out one after another. Get up and report the top three in the competition.

No.3 and No.2 teacher Guan Jie don’t know each other. No.1 is Yang Jinyun. As for Jin Teng, he gave up the game after No.[-] crossed the line. He doesn’t know where he is now.

After the teacher's warm-up match, the rostrum received a few speeches, and the students' fun and group competitions officially started.

Guan Jie returned to the viewing area of ​​Class 5 at the request of the broadcast, and Lao Wang was holding the schedule to roll the roll there, and he shouted: "Quiet, quiet, listen to me, everyone I call now, go to the venue to look for them." The respective venues, I can hear clearly below."

"Project, Zhu Bajie carrying his wife, the students participating include Zhao Yangping and Luo Yuqing..."

Following his name-calling, Hu Xinyi took the lead in saying something stupid: "What? What the hell is a platoon-to-platoon competition, I didn't report it."

Before Guan Jie guessed, "Maybe the name is wrong", he was taken aback and asked in confusion, "Did Wang call my name just now? What 50 meters? I didn't report it either." .”

Then Xiao Jian was also selected. The project Lao Wang arranged for him was to cross the river by feeling the stones. The three of them looked at each other on the bench and saw that many classmates had similar expressions. Behind their backs crammed everyone into more than one project.

Guan Jie was mixed in with the crowd's voices, and it was useless to dare to speak out. He was driven into the playground by Lao Wang like a duck, and he was reluctant when he went.

The full name that Lao Wang gave to Guan Jie’s Jiasai project is 10 meters of spinning and spinning. Although he didn’t know the content, he felt very exciting when he heard it. However, because there was no venue for the first round, he looked around like a spinning top, and then saw a A pile of sand sculptures.

The first fun race Guan Jie watched was Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back, in which a boy runs a 50-meter run with a girl on his back, and whichever pair crosses the line first wins.

In other classes, the tallest boys are matched with the petite girls to achieve the optimal physical ratio. Guan Jie's class is not like that. Luo Yuqing is not short, but Zhao Yangping insists on memorizing She, Bajie and his daughter-in-law didn't have any objections, so they started dating.

It's nothing, at least Luo Yuqing is still skinny, the strangest couple behind the starting line are the newspaper contestants from who knows which class, the boys are fatter and the girls are fatter, both of them are round, and the wife's back-up movement is just a running-in 3 Minutes later, after the girl went up, the boy's problem came again. He was trembling in front of the starting line with his wife on his back.

That scene was so joyful that even the referee teacher couldn't bear to laugh, and asked their class if they wanted to change players, but both of them firmly said no.When others laughed, they laughed too, laughing until someone began to think they were cute, and they took the lead in clapping and cheering for them crazily during the race.

Soon the referee blew the whistle, and Bajie and his wives ran into chaos.

Some started laughing before they ran until their knees went weak.

Zhao Yangping ran well in the front, but later his waist became lower and lower, almost giving Luo Yuqing a slow motion version of an over-the-shoulder fall. The girl was so frightened that he quickly wrapped up his waist, and the two of them were teetering on the track together.

One brother went too far. He didn't know whether it was a problem with his five senses, or he ran too seriously. His wife couldn't stand the bumps and fell off his back halfway. He didn't know, and he rushed to the finish line alone.Then he jumped there and said yes, and the referee teacher asked him what he was doing alone.

Guan Jie was laughed at badly by these people, and after laughing seamlessly, he went to watch Xiao Jian's pole vault.

Before signing up, Xiao Jian crazily urged him to apply for this one together. Although Guan Jie refused, he thought he was a master in his heart, and he came here with the intention of sharing the fruits of victory.

But he never expected that Xiao Jian, a fool, would hang himself high into the sky with a bamboo pole after a run-up like a mad dog, although his posture was not very graceful, but he was absolutely full of momentum.

Then his bamboo pole did not fall to the opposite side of the height-fixing pole, but swayed on the pivot point for a few seconds, and then the rod led people to fall back in the direction it came from.

There is no cushion in the run-up area. In order to prevent his butt from blooming, Xiao Jian’s legs, which are still flying in the air, sometimes flap into a wide-angle figure-eight shape, and sometimes into an X-shape. .

Fortunately, the school did not have a 40-meter-long bamboo pole for safety reasons, and the fixed height was only set at 2 meters. Xiao Jian slammed on the ground noisily, but he only pricked his buttocks, and did not suffer any serious injuries.

Guan Jie staggered from laughing, ran over and pulled him up.

Xiao Jian was a little annoyed, and pushed him to get out, but Guan Jie didn't leave, and dragged him to see Hu Xinyi's row-to-row.

I don’t know who came up with the names of the competitions in this year’s sports meeting, and each of them has done so that people can’t hear the core idea.

The two came to the competition venue and after the referee announced the rules of the competition, they realized that the so-called row-to-row competition was not about singing folk songs, but a row of people holding a bamboo pole and circling around the three warning signs set up in the competition area.

These three warning signs are in a line. After the referee blows the whistle, everyone rushes forward with the bamboo poles. After passing the first sign, the center of the circle is changed to end B, and in this way, dance through 3 signs in a circle to reach the opposite finish line.

The game sounds more complicated, and it becomes even more chaotic when it moves. If Guan Jie were to sum up this scene from the standpoint of a bystander, then what he wants to say is that there is no such thing as a game, it is just that the people on the other end of the pole have enough He swung the other end vigorously.

Poor Hu Xinyi was at the end of the row. His shoe was trampled off within 2 minutes of playing. He was distracted and used a sock to reach the shoe twice, but the shoe did not reach, and he was almost thrown down.

Hu Xinyi is also a thief. Without a shoe, he refused to run at all. He lay down on the bamboo pole, curled up his feet slightly off the ground, and asked his classmates to carry him to the competition. People outside the court saw him as particularly wretched, but the students in the bureau turned a blind eye because they were all focused on the game.

With this kind of pig teammates, of course the class can't win in the end. Guan Jie and Xiao Jian even went all over the field to help him find stinky shoes.

Hu Xinyi's shoes were stepped on and kicked, and the uppers showed signs of holding back. Although Guan Jie felt sorry for him, he and Xiao Jian laughed at him. At this time, he completely forgot the saying that was circulated in the world. In other words, all debts owed must be repaid.

The competition here in the first day of junior high school was in full swing, and the second year of junior high school was not to be outdone. The field was full of sparks.

Lu Rongxing, who was watching things, arrived at the game time, changed get off work with W in the broadcasting room, and went back to the middle of the playground to roll the hoop.

Rolling a hoop looks simple, but it is a test of balance and feel. Lu Rongxing has played a lot of pipa, so it is very simple for him to control a hoop with an iron rod.

This time Zhang Yiye was his competitor. Although his brother's hands were not as steady as his, he was better at running fast. Every time he saw the hoops were about to fall, Zhang Yiye would jump forward quickly. The cheating behavior that saw every stitch was the first to cross the finish line.

Then Zhang Yiye looked back, the others were either running or on the iron ring, everyone cherished the time, only Lu Rongxing strolled behind like an old man pushing a cart, calmly.

Zhang Yiye immediately felt that it was boring to compete with this kind of person, because the competition was originally an exciting thing, but he just had no passion.

To be honest, after playing together for so many years, Zhang Yiye still doesn't know where Lu Rongxing's passion lies.

After rolling the iron ring, Lu Rongxing had no projects in the morning. He was going to go back to the rostrum immediately to be the "guard", but Zhang Yiye put his shoulders on his shoulders, and suddenly said while looking around: "Yo yo, close The dwarf is over there, it seems that the game is about to start, go and have a look."

It happened that Guan Jie's arena was on the way to the rostrum. Lu Rongxing took advantage of the opportunity to pull past Zhang Yiye and saw Guan Jie standing among a row of 10 players, leaning his head forward and listening to the teacher explain the rules.

The so-called dizzying 10 meters means spinning from the starting point to the finish line, losing if you get dizzy in the middle, or losing if you turn to someone else's track. It doesn't sound difficult.

Before Guan Jie started the game, he confidently said "ok" to his friends. After the whistle blew, he started to turn, only to find that the straight line was not so easy. When he turned to the middle, he almost fainted and lost control. hold the body.

After persisting for another 1/4 segment, he threw himself directly on the ground, got up indistinguishable from east to west, and didn't want to turn around, but his body wandered half a circle under the inertia, and then fell to the ground on the other side.

There was laughter on the sidelines, Guan Jie slowed down for a few seconds on the ground, got up and continued the race, and after another two laps, he successfully turned himself out of the other people's track and out of the track, just like a drunkard set robot.

He turned out of the venue in a daze, Lu Rongxing and Zhang Yiye swam over and stopped him, Guan Jie was so dizzy that his eyes went dark, and he kept blinking.

Zhang Yiye smiled from ear to ear, and asked him: "Why are you making things difficult for yourself? Don't apply for this project if you don't know how to go around in circles. Hey, you look like a ghost hahahaha."

Guan Jie was hanging on their arms like a dead fish. Hearing this, he rolled his eyes at Zhang Yiye, not wanting him to help him. He also hung that arm on Lu Rongxing's body, and said dazedly, "Laughing ass!" I didn’t report it myself, mom, I’m so dizzy.”

"Don't yell at me," Lu Rongxing said mercilessly, being hung up and down by his shoulders, and only caring about his status and reputation now, "I'm not your mother."

Guan Jie originally wanted to say "Get out, don't take advantage of me and my mother", but he opened his mouth and smiled for some reason, probably this is really a happy day.

Other competition areas then carried out activities such as crossing the river by touching stones, drilling hula hoops, and collective rope skipping. Everyone's backs were sweaty and dry, some people suffered some minor injuries, and most of them were passionate.

After Guan Jie fainted, he continued to look for jokes all over the place. Lu Rongxing returned to the rostrum, and Zhang Yiye participated in a 50-meter round-trip race. There are people everywhere.

In the afternoon, the events started to go back to normal. The first race was the 400-meter relay in the second year of junior high school. The athletes sweated on the field, and the cheerleaders who served as backup also fought hard.

The announcers were too busy to push Lu Rongxing up to top the vat. It was not difficult for him to read a short sentence, so he just chanted there without any ups and downs. .

Your sweat is on the runway, and you will be surrounded by flowers.You are the heart of the field, and you are stronger than jackals and tigers.

Look, the end is right in front of you, listen, your classmates are calling for you.Have the courage to stride forward and use your hard work to bring us glory.

Believe in yourself, you are the best!Don't be discouraged, don't give up, success must belong to you, come on x3!

Guan Jie didn't realize it at first, but he was the annoying announcer. After a while, he slipped to the rostrum to share some jokes. When he saw Lu Rongxing reading the manuscript with his eyes down, suddenly I thought he was a good fit to sit there.

As soon as this feeling arose, Guan Jie felt that the ready-made resources were useless, so he ran over to make way for Lu Rongxing to read him the manuscript tomorrow.

Lu Rongxing said sharply: "I can read it to you, but have you forgotten a question, if the cheerleaders in your class don't write a manuscript for you, how can I read it?"

Bao Tian was the one who wrote the manuscripts in the cheerleading squad, Guan Jie felt that this was not a problem, and said confidently: "There will be manuscripts, you can just read them to me, read them yourself, don't be a fool."

Lu Rongxing felt that he was really a villain, and a dwarf was the kind of villain who came out: "I can't do anything to you for such a small matter."

Guan Jie thought about it too, he couldn't be a quiet and handsome man, and he disappeared after a while.

The noisy day passed quickly, and the excitement continued to the dormitory. After everyone in 107 lay down, everyone was talking about other people's embarrassments, even themselves, laughing so much that the patrolling teacher knocked on the door. Twice the window before agreeing to sleep.

The general environment in the girls' dormitory was similar, but some dormitories were stolen again just like when the school started.

Apparently, someone took advantage of the relaxing time at school and started thinking about other people's property again.

This matter was reported to the class teacher by several dormitory leaders the next day. It was a sports meeting, and leaders at all levels were not fixed in the office. It was not easy to find all the people for the meeting. A secret meeting was held, and it was decided that during the daytime these two days, a few teachers would also be arranged to patrol the girls' dormitory in shifts from time to time.

Most of the students didn't know about this. The playground was as lively as yesterday. Guan Jie's match was from 9:10 to [-]:[-] in the morning. After watching a few games, he ushered in his own.

The bunker was just 5 meters away from the rostrum. If Lu Rongxing stood up, he could have a clear view of the field with the advantage of being half a meter above the ground.

Guan Jie was ranked 6th, and the top 5 contestants quickly flew into the pit like dumplings in a pot. It seemed that it was Guan Jie's turn. However, something went wrong in the manuscript link where he didn't know.

Bao Tian wrote two and a half days of refueling manuscripts, and she seemed to be in the mood to write. She was thinking, Lao Wang suddenly came over and asked her to write a quick copy for everyone, but Bao Tian was interrupted by the head teacher , Going back to catch up with Guan Jie's homework will be too late.

In front of the bunker, the referee called Guan Jie's name, and he stood at the start of the run-up line with his legs apart. He was a little nervous and forgot about the refueling draft in his mind, and he was ready to take off wholeheartedly.

Unexpectedly, the radio suddenly rang at this time.

Lu Rongxing waited and waited but did not get the note. Seeing that he had already stood in place, in order to live up to his little expectation, he simply picked up the microphone and stared at the competition area, and made a live broadcast to cheer. He said:

"The one who is going to step on the pedal now is Guan Jie from Class 5, Junior One. He started to run, as graceful as a frightened bird, as graceful as a swimming dragon, and as soon as he stepped on the board and soared, he..."

"He dropped a dog and ate shit."