[Comprehensive Manga] My love is a male god

Satisfied with wine and food, thinking about sex, ah no, no wine, full meal, that night, Anze once again saw Kuroro in his dream.

It’s still Daming Mansion, in the garden, by the pond.

Sitting in the beauty pavilion, the color is better than Chunhua.

"Are you at a party?" Seeing An Zeyi in formal attire, Ku Luoluo, who was also in formal attire, raised his hand and touched An Zeyi's head.Well, although my wife is too hungry to eat meat now, it is so easy for such a little one to cuddle, rub and pet her head.

"Yeah." Throwing himself into his lover's arms, An Ze smelled the fragrance on Kuroro's clothes, the rich sweetness was unique, tsk, ambergris!

It felt like I was hugging a little puppy.Kuroro blinked, and swallowed back the words that were obviously meant to be beaten.

"You actually know how to use ambergris, this spice," Sniff again: "It's really extravagant, it's the first time I have the idea of ​​hating the rich."

At this time, there are no synthetic spices, pure natural spices.Ambergris comes from sperm whales and is expensive like gold.

If it was in his previous life, An Zeyi might not have reacted so strongly. After all, his own mother is a woman. Women love beauty, especially women like his mother who have lived a delicate and carefree life all their lives. Their resistance to perfume Always be as weak as they are when they treat clothes, shoes and bags.Whether it was a perfume with ambergris in it or just ambergris, his mother had it all.

And not just one bottle.

If you see and hear a lot, you don't feel anything.This is what An Zeyi thought when he grew up lying in the mountains of gold and silver.

But now he is Zeyi Uchiha, the Uchiha who cares about the family every day with his mother, thinking about the family capital industry two days ago, and thinking about the price of natural ambergris, An Zeyi now only thinks, ah, Kuro What Luo used was a piece of spice, which was equivalent to the money his dear father earned from completing several S-level tasks.

My heart aches just thinking about it.

Although it is said that ninja skills in this world are more magical and unscientific, but some things are the same.For example, the social status of the ninja, such as the salary of the ninja.

When they are on missions, the living conditions are even worse.One piece of clothes can be worn for a month without changing, the same clothes can be bought several times, a hairstyle can be maintained from childhood to old age, and eating should be simple and convenient. In memory, the rice balls eaten by ninjas in history have become Bingliangwan ( An Zeyi once tasted one out of curiosity, tsk, it’s as bad as it wants to be, eating that stuff is just a pain in the mouth), sleeping in a clean or dirty place is fine, even more often it’s just Just relying on standing, being able to close your eyes and rest is a good rest.

Thinking about it is a bitter tear.

Think about the father who can support himself as long as he has bean curd sushi, think about the uncle who is happy as long as he can eat three-color meatballs, and think about the uncle who eats steamed rice in sugar water extravagantly when he celebrates his father’s birthday, which is sold outside Wagashi is rough and unpalatable, but it is still an expensive and luxurious delicacy. An Zeyi, who has been eating all kinds of delicious pastries from the East and the West, thinks about the extravagant wealth and delicacy of the aristocrats, and loves his father even more. , but also want to change the world.

It is still hard to make ends meet with other people bleeding and sacrificing, and the wealthy family spends money like money every night, this is really......

It makes people feel uneasy.

"This is the spice that was burned at the banquet today," Kurolo said that he didn't like this fragrance very much. In order to show his status, the incense was very strong at the banquet.

Burning incense is an elegant thing, and what you pay attention to is a kind of light but not thin charm, just like perfume.The fragrance is too strong, but it is not good, not to mention choking, but also a sudden fortune.

Kurolo didn't know much about spices.He preferred perfume to the spices burned in the censer.

How simple is the perfume, rich in layers and charming in taste, just a little spray can give you a full day of fragrance.Like the men's perfume he uses, a little bit can make him more attractive and more popular.Of course, he has a wife now, and it is enough to be welcomed by his wife alone, seeing his loyal face.

But spices are troublesome, not to mention choking his nose, he always feels that the gas from burning is poisonous and harmful, which makes him especially want to open the window to breathe.

"You can choose a lighter and safer fragrance." Seeing Kuroro's dislike and grievance for spices, Anze felt distressed: "Nobles pay attention to fragrant lavender, you can use mint, fruit or fragrant wood flowers to put in the room Just smoke it in the closet."

This is better than burning with a strong aroma, and other nobles will not feel that Low will not secretly despise.

You know, creatures like nobles are creatures that will always put details and face first.

but………………

"The incense is very helpful for sleeping. But there is no need for Kuroro to wrong himself in order to cater to those people." Anze pulled his finger, raised his head and smiled at him: "Kuroro Just be yourself.”

In fact, he has always been aware of Kuroro's etiquette issues.Kuroro's etiquette is as standardized as a textbook. This is not a compliment, but a flaw in Kuroro's etiquette. The problem is obvious and easy to find.

The speed of eating and chewing, the posture of holding the knife and fork, where is there no detail?

However, he doesn't think this is the so-called "disrespecting people at the same table". Not everyone has a family with enough history to cultivate their own heritage. detail.

In his eyes, Kuroro is really good enough. If one day he really needs to face those furry nobles who regard etiquette details as their beliefs all day long, he can teach it a few times and simulate it in time.

He believed in Kuroro's clever little mind.

Ku Luoluo blinked and patted An Zeyi's head.

This man, his one and only, no matter if he is rich, luxurious or poor, no matter if he is a high-ranking son, or a broken face who feeds on souls, and he is not the cold and cruel head of the phantom troupe. (By the way, which snake spirit gave him the title of the dark emperor? This is simply mocking his black history one by one.) The way he looks at himself has never changed.

In his eyes, he is Kurolo, and he is just Kurolo Luxilu.

What he sees is always the most real Kurolo Luxilu.

The two warmed up for a while, and had a conversation, Ku Luoluo complained about the current miserable and intimate life, and Anze talked about the troubles he was facing now.

But when An Zeyi said that Uchiha's alliance partner is Senju, and Senju's patriarch is a strong player named Senju Hashirama, Kuroro was silent for a moment, and suddenly spoke.

"Does he have a younger brother named Senshou Feima? Senshou Hashima is still black-haired?"

"Also, I remember your Uchiha's family emblem, which looks like a red and white table tennis racket?"

"Ah, you are right. But have you seen Kurolo?" An Ze was puzzled.No, didn't Kurolo say that the discipline of the Daming Mansion is relatively strict before. He has seen samurai retainers, but has he not seen a ninja who is said to be strong but has a low status in the mouth of cheap blood relatives?

It is still possible to see the family emblem, after all, there are patterns on the letter, but when did Uncle Tomona become so famous?

#Black question mark#

Kuroro blinked and pursed his lips slightly.How should he tell An Zeyi that he once saw a manga called "Naruto" in his hometown Hunter World, in which there is a village called Konoha, the founder of Konoha is called Senjujuma, and a younger brother is called Chi In the middle of the hand, was he still black and straight when he was summoned during a game?

No wonder he thinks that the surname Uchiha in this world is very familiar. Is the surname Uchiha?

Although this manga only draws the protagonist's death and love (because the otaku who plagiarized AB manga to make money was killed by Naruto and Hunter's brain-dead fan, so it was only drawn until the end of the first season and there was no more), but whether it is completely used in it He pays special attention to the power system that is not clearly explained by science and mind power, or the mysterious industry of ninja, especially for the Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu of Kaleidoscope Sharingan, he can't think of a way to crack it no matter how hard he thinks.

Also, the rarity and power of that wooden escape made him want to steal it. (nature is hard to change)

As a result, he ran to that island country with all his heart and soul, only to find that the ninjas there were disappointing, and the weak ones were completely unbearable.

How can puny fakes like Shimano Ninja compare to the real thing like Naruto?Staying in this world will lower the ninja's style!

#Children look at the blood, laymen look at the excitement, rotten girls look at the love, and the head of the team looks at the strength#

#On why the island ninjas were massacred and extinct by the Phantom Brigade#

#The Hanzo in the manga has become an eternal memory#

#Let the head of the second phase of the middle school be disappointed and be remembered forever#

But now, what Kuroro is hesitant about is that he knows Anzeyi's feelings for Uchiha and the painstaking efforts he has put in, but how should he tell his lover that there is only one family left in your family that will be destroyed? The family is quite Meteor Street style The eternal white moonlight cinnabar mole of the protagonist's beloved ghost and the ghost's younger brother?

After a long time, Kuroro said: "Yiyi, have you read the manga "Naruto"?"

Anze was stunned for a moment, thought about it for a long time, and said, "Well, didn't you buy a platinum commemorative edition? I took a look at it and thought the style of the painting was too rough, so I didn't look at it."

An Zeyi shrugged his shoulders: "I only like to watch reasoning, blood and so on are too childish. I'm not interested."

Kurolo: "..."

Has An Zeyi read the "Naruto" manga?

No.

An Zeyi, have you heard of "Naruto"?

heard about it.

But so what?Just the fact that Uzumaki Naruto has blond hair and blue eyes but is called a Japanese name is enough to turn off Anze's appetite, not to mention that this is his least favorite manga.

Besides the reasoning comics, the only Fate series he has read is that he has Baidud all the famous weapons in historical myths and legends. The appearance and power that suit him the most are the Excalibur of Saber Altria in Fate. In order to gain a deeper understanding of this weapon Jiancai specifically read the anime novels and comics of this series.

——————God knows how much he wanted to fast forward when he saw Emiya Shirou, a Xiaoqiang who could make all the enemies gain extra age and experience and live in the stomach of a dog just by his blood!

#In a word, all the villain bosses whose experience, scheming, age and strategy are higher than that of the male lead are all scolded#

#In a word, the road we are most familiar with is the routine of Hot Blood Riman#

Come to a long-lost warm and sweet little theater:

A few days before the alliance, after Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara decided on the alliance, An Zeyi stopped him in the yard.

"Uncle Hashirama," Anze glanced at Uchiha Madara: "I have something very important to ask for your help, can you? It's very important."

"What's the matter?" Senju Bashirama bent down with Yan Yuese.

Anze hesitated for a moment, then glanced at Uchiha Madara again, pulled his sleeve and walked a few steps away, stood on tiptoe and whispered a few words in his ear, and deliberately blocked his mouth shape with his hands so that no one could see him.

Uchiha Madara: "........." Erzai and Jiyou have a little secret, and they still don't let me know, so heartbroken.

"Souga, that's it." Senshou Hashirama nodded, "No problem."

On the evening of the alliance, the dinner party ended.

"Daddy/Madara/Brother, happy birthday!"

Uchiha Madara who obviously forgot that this day is his birthday: "Ah, what is this?"

"Birthday cake!" Anze's eyes sparkled: "Uncle Hashirama made the fruit ripen with wooden traps! The cake was made by Uncle Quanna! The cream on the cake was made by Uncle Tomona, and I made the rest That!" Uh, that means spreading cream, arranging patterns, making jam, drawing and writing, and even cutting fruit is done by Uncle Hashirama.

"The door?" Wait, why is there a door?

Between the doors:. . .Can he say that he is afraid that his elder brother will be cheated by Quan Nai and Ze Yi, and he will become the most tiring helper in this way?

In a world without an egg beater, whoever makes cream will suffer.

Madara: Impressed.Take a bite, sweet to your heart.

Hashirama/Tobema/Zawaichi: Ah, sweet, Izumi/Uncle Izumi must have thrown the sugar jar into the noodles and (huo) it!