[Comprehensive Manga] My love is a male god

Facing An Zeyi's sharp eyes of pure 24k titanium alloy and his super intuitive sense of turning on the anti-theft, anti-fraud and anti-fraud, Kuroro had to tell the story of "Naruto".

But here lies the problem.

First, the time traveler who drew "Naruto" in Hunter World is an otaku who is keen on YY and his memory is not particularly good. He remembers the original work while remembering a paragraph (the order is chaotic and there is also a place where he mistakenly remembers the same person as the original work) ) while painting while adding his own YY ​​from time to time, the result is "Naruto" from Hunter World, which is painted as four different images.

This is actually the real reason why he was killed. He changed the original work indiscriminately, which aroused the murderous intent of fellow Naruto fans.

Second, when Kuroro was reading the manga, he had just walked out of Meteor Street and read it in a large pile of books he had snatched from a bookstore. It has been so many years since now, and this manga is still unfinished.So the complex of the story he said is more or less mixed with the following plot that they analyzed when they read the comics at the time, whether it is correct or not is not guaranteed.

So the handsome Mr. Spider told his gentle and beautiful wife such a beautiful (cuo) beautiful (wu) story:

This is a magical world. Originally hidden in the darkness, the ninja who used the world's most powerful perseverance and hard work to do the most secret and cruel things has become the most proud and brightest under the sun. career.

(An Zeyi: "Brightness is infinite? How about lying to children? My dad has worked so hard to make money that is not enough for the rich and powerful to spend a lot of money for nothing.")

(Krollo, who just walked out of Meteor Street at the beginning and didn't know the real situation of ninjas and was really deceived: "Listen to me, one by one.")

Legend, ahem, wrong, there is a village in the forest, there is a baby in the village, this baby named Uzumaki Naruto is a child living in this village called Muye.

This child is miserable. A toad monster was stuffed into his stomach when he was born, and because of this toad, he was regarded as a monster by the people in the village. After the death of the grandmother who took care of him, his life was even more embarrassing and bullied. , only one eye is white, and the eldest lady of noble birth is quite sympathetic to him.

(An Zeyi: "White eyes? Is it the Hyuga clan? But it sounds like the struggle history of the stallion man. That young lady is the main palace, right? Tsk tsk, it's full of routines.")

(Kurolo: "Don't interrupt, are you still listening to me!")

(An Zeyi: "Okay, okay, I won't say it, I won't say it, Kurolo, go ahead, don't stare at me QAQ")

But he still has a sunny and optimistic smile, his golden hair is as dazzling as the sun god Apollo, and his blue eyes are bluer than the sea.In this way, Naruto is 6 years old and can go to school.

After going to school, he first got a mentor Iruka who cared for him wholeheartedly, and then he met a tit-for-tat opponent, a wealthy second young man Uchiha Sasuke (Yasawa's expression became serious), who came from a family that was wiped out. The beautiful girl with pink hair, and on the day of graduation, he kissed the second young master.

(An Zeyi who held back his words: "...")

Then, Uzumaki Naruto, the pink-haired beautiful girl Sakura he likes, and the tsundere second young master Sasuke who had close contact with each other graduated into a group and worked under a ninja named Hatake Kakashi.

After working for a period of time, the feelings of a group of people are rising day by day, especially in the mission of Naruto, Naruto rescued Sakura, Sasuke almost died in order to protect Naruto, Naruto's tiger body exploded violently, which shows the depth of feelings.At the same time in the Land of Waves, Naruto's small universe broke out and defeated the beautiful boy Shiro who was their enemy. After knowing that Shiro's pain had passed, he defeated the little boss and brought Shiro back to Konoha.

(An Zeyi wanted to complain but saw Kuroro's threatening eyes and had to hold back again: "...")

Not long after returning is the Zhongnin Exam. In this exam, Naruto met Xiao Li, a cannon fodder man who robbed him of the cherry blossoms. The monster is the gourd baby of the cat.Then, it's time for Naruto Uzumaki to show off his might.

Punching the white-eyed handsome man, kicking the cat gourd, winning the heart and backing of the white-eyed lady, causing countless younger brothers to follow and approve, and also getting a lustful master who learned to summon the toad in the stomach.It's just that in this Chunin competition, what grabs readers' attention more than him is that the third generation of Naruto PK the second generation of Naruto who was reincarnated from the dirt.

Among them, the first generation of Naruto Senju Bashirama.

Second Hokage Senju Tobirama.

(When Ku Luoluo said this, he observed An Zeyi's expression, his mouth was slightly pursed, and his expression was plain and understanding, but he knew that An Zeyi was a little angry, because his eyes were a little cold)

This battle can be said to be the most exciting part of this comic, there is no small fight, it is all super cool battle.

In the end, Sandai Hokage sealed the two Hokages himself and sacrificed.

Naruto then goes out with the horny master to find the next Hokage, a blond gambler with big breasts.

At the same time, there are two mysterious people appearing in Konoha, one is a man with a fish face, a shark face or a salmon, and the other is a weasel or a skunk. Sorry, his brain thinking palace does not have such irrelevance. important.

He only needs to remember that the name of the land animal is Uchiha, and this Uchiha is a Kaleidoscope Sharingan, who can use the dark hellfire Amaterasu that burns everything and the top illusion Tsukiyomi that can control consciousness Tsukiyomi .

(An Zeyi: "That's indeed the ability of the kaleidoscope Sharingan, not a nonsense...... Kurolo, I was wrong, I will not speak.")

Then that Uchiha beat up his younger brother, Second Shao Sasuke, and gave him a month of reading.

(An Zeyi: Your sentence is too concise, I can’t help it.)

(Ku Luoluo sees that Anze is holding back his words, his eyes almost embody the content of "speak quickly", he is satisfied, continue)

It turned out that the Uchiha clan was killed by the eldest brother of the second young master.The reason was to measure his own strength (An Ze curled his lips), so only the second youngest and one poor little one were left.There must be a big conspiracy here. It is impossible for one person, young or old, not to disturb anyone’s genocide. It’s a pity that the artist hangs up and stops painting. ), in short, the young master is the second young master who wants to kill that person wholeheartedly.How much he loved this brother before, now he hates him so much with killing intent and obsession.

As a result, the second young master was knocked out by KO, and the youngest young master left in style.

Allow sadness.

As for Uzumaki Naruto, he first gambled with the big/breasted sister for a day, and finally the beauty who had been losing all the time agreed with him to learn a skill called spiral pill in three days (An Ze raised his eyebrows slightly: I have never heard of this ninjutsu. )'s S-level ninjutsu (An Zeyi's eyes lit up slightly), and Naruto learned it in a week, and successfully rescued the beauty when she was killed, and won the beauty's grateful kiss.

Uzumaki Naruto, who returned to Konoha, hadn't had a good rest when he heard that the second young master was rescued by Yu Jie from the moon reading and then rebelled and left Konoha.

At this time, Naruto really realized that what he really loved was not his childhood sweetheart who was chasing after him affectionately, not his teammate Sakura who gradually put his heart on him, nor was it because he was rescued by him that he fell in love with him and was willing to work for him. Bai, who has given everything to himself, is not someone he met at the Chunin competition, but the tsundere second young master Sasuke who competed with him since he was a child.

Then he led a small team of several people, chasing his wife thousands of miles away, and finally went through many hardships. He chased Sasuke in the Valley of the End, and the two fought.Oh, I forgot to say, the Valley of the End is two stone statues of ninjas facing each other, one of which is the appearance of Senshouzhujian.

"And then?" Anze asked after hearing the long story about Diaosi's counterattack.

"No, there is no painting behind, the artist is dead." Kuroro shrugged.

"Although it sounds like the history of a small person's growth and struggle, but after listening carefully, there are still some merits." Kuro Luowen said.

An Zeyi nodded slightly: "If it's just in his hometown, it's true. This painter probably comes from the future of a parallel world in this world, right? And he's probably a commoner, but he just heard a few rumors and made up random things."

"Why are you so sure?" Kuroro blinked. He felt that something had happened, but he didn't know it.

"Because I have already changed the slate of the Uchiha family." Anze blinked his eyes: "As for the one who kills his friend to get the kaleidoscope Sharingan, and gets the brother's kaleidoscope to get the eternal kaleidoscope Sharingan, it is all slate. False content that has been tampered with.”

In short, these two people who don't know AB and don't know the original work also don't know the distorted and collapsed mood of those Naruto fans who traveled through the hunter when the hunter saw this pirated "Naruto".

————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— people caricature.Now, you understand why the traverser who traveled through the hunter had to kill this pirate plagiarist.

but………………

Although he knew that the comic world that Kuroro was talking about was not the world they lived in now, but there was one thing that made Anze feel obsessed.

Konoha, village?Hokage, village chief?

village.

village head.

Anze's eyes drifted away leisurely, only to feel that there was darkness in front of him.

Konoha, forest, can this meaning be more simple?If you think about it, you know, it must be Senju Zhuma's name! (Senju Hashirama: It was obviously Madatori, I was shot while lying down)

Also living in the forest also has the power that ordinary people do not have, why is the elf loved by everyone and the deer-riding king is the male god?Why didn't anyone say it was a silly roe deer riding a roe deer?Because people are full of force in "Lord of the Rings"!

Just look at how many people in the barrage shout "I want to give birth to a monkey for you, my lord".

And what about the leaves of our future life?The village, the mayor.

Why don't you come to a village party secretary, a village cadre, and a village committee?

Also, you have chosen to call it a village, why don’t you respond to the core values ​​of socialism and change it to be prosperous, strong, free, democratic, love your job, and work hard?Any word is more in line with the local flavor and regional characteristics of the "village" than your Konoha.

Moreover, the name Muye City also sounds taller than Muye Ninja Village. At least when talking about the city lord, people think of a rich and handsome male god like Ye Gucheng instead of Wang Changgui ("Country Love" TV series) .

If you write a novel centered on Konoha in this world and put it on JJ Novel Online, then the label will definitely be "Country Love".An Ze, who was in a different dimension from the crooked building, lost his mind and thought about it.

Fortunately, none of this has happened yet, and there is still time for change.

When he refused to introduce himself in the future, he said "I am Zeichi Uchiha from Konoha Village"! , the introduction of hometown is "Ze (third sound) our village", "I (third sound) our village", what he wants is "I am Uchiha Sawaichi from XXX city", "Our town "This high-end, foreign-style and high-grade title!

Yes, he is so vain!

The author has something to say: When we were training, we said that the simulated staff spoke to the villagers to mobilize, and a small partner would say "呀 (third soundˇ) our village" one by one, so funny