A warship obsessed with farming

If it wasn't for the conditions, he even wanted to perform a death on the spot.

The lion's praise is actually not wrong. The production of the show itself is indeed excellent, and the viewing experience is also quite good. The handsome men and women, the beautiful scenery... But, the plot is a little bloody, and the actors... are too exaggerated.

The hero saves the beauty, loves each other, and after going through hardships and obstacles, the two finally get to know each other... It's a normal plot, right?

But the hero in the play is the woman, and the beauty is the man!The reason why I didn't talk about the beauty saving the hero is because that man is indeed not a hero!

Which hero is so weak that every time he says a word, he will say a word?Which hero trembles and hides behind others when things happen?

The play itself is really good, the story is old-fashioned but Zhong Tian can read it, he just can't stand the actor's whining~

When viewed as a pantomime, it actually has a lot of feeling, with a faint sense of comedy.

The actress killed the Quartet with tenacity, and the actor... Zhong Tian, ​​who had withdrawn from Xingwang, covered his face, and the male lead's voice seemed to be still in his ears.

Simply poisonous!

"Isn't it good-looking?" The lion asked a little aggrieved.

"No..." The expression on Zhong Tian's face was very complicated, "It's pretty good." Even if it wasn't good, he couldn't insist on watching it, right?

"However, the leading actor...does many people like it?" He thought for a while before asking.

The lion pondered for a while, "Statistics show that more people like the male lead than the female lead."

Zhong Tian was startled, his throat was a little dry, "Is that so..."

He suddenly had a terrible conjecture, people nowadays, I am afraid that women are all powerful and boundless, and then they praise men for being weak?But it doesn't make sense, the men he comes into contact with are quite normal.

Zhong Tian was stunned for a moment, thinking of the group of men in the Rose Legion, there seemed to be quite a lot of bachelors.Even Arthur, he originally thought that someone like Arthur would be very popular, but Arthur is currently a bachelor.

It's not that there are no female officers in the Rose Army, he just didn't see the existence of Arthur's peach blossom.On the other hand, Samuel, who looks cute and has no children, has quite a lot of supporters on Xingwang.com.

Zhong Tian swallowed, a little bit dumbfounded about his guess.

"What are you thinking?"

Zhong Tian touched his chin, "I'm wondering if I've deviated from the public's aesthetics."

"You don't like the leading actor?" The lion seemed to understand.

ummm

Zhong Tian pondered for a while, "It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I'm not used to it, and it subverts my understanding."

After all, he had never seen a drama in which the male and female lead scripts were completely reversed before, nor had he met such a weak man in real life!

Not pretending to be a sissy but a really weak one!

Disgust cannot be called disgust, nor can it be called disgust, he is simply not used to it.

The lion's eyes flashed, "Do you like a stronger protagonist?"

Zhong Tian was a little strange, and felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know where it was wrong, so he nodded hesitantly.

"I forgot to pick one before, do you still want to see it, this time I will carefully pick the one you like." The lion suggested.

Zhong Tian thought for a while, and the viewing experience brought about by technological progress was not a little bit better, so he nodded.

He and the Lion returned to the room again, and it was dark all around.

"Don't be the male protagonist humming for no reason." His ears can't stand it.

"it is good"

"It's better to discuss some profound themes, not just talk about love." As a single dog, he will be sour after watching it.

"Um"

"Don't have too many characters. Sometimes I can't remember the names, and I can't distinguish the characters." If there are too many Western faces in it, he will still be face-blind.

"It's better for the protagonist to be good-looking, and it's better for most of his looks to be passable." He has a light face control, and everyone likes good-looking people.

"Oh, by the way, the plot should not be too brain-intensive, the setting should be simple, and the knowledge involved should not exceed the scope of my cognition." He is a scumbag in this era, and he doesn't want to embarrass himself.

Seeing that the lion didn't answer, Zhong Tian frowned, "Am I asking too much?"

"No, I've already made my choice." Lion finally replied, "I'm sure the setting is simple, the main character is good-looking, and there are not many actors involved. It's not just a love affair but also has a deep theme. It should be very educational for you. "

Zhong Tian nodded in satisfaction, and added: "Don't be too cruel, don't be sensational for no reason..."

"Not abusive, nor provocative for no reason." The lion replied.

Then a familiar light appeared, and Zhong Tian found that the set was very familiar, it was on a starship.

He nodded, took out a blue origin stone, bit it in his mouth and looked at it.

At the same time, Arthur received a special notification on his personal terminal.

[Lion Blaze enters Starnet Movie Room]

[Lion Blaze opens an adult channel—began to choose youth education videos—selected video: "Enchanted"]

There is also a small line of text at the back of the film: Minors are recommended to watch with parents.

Arthur's eyes paused on the brief introduction of the film, thoughtful.

Zhong Tian soon discovered something was wrong.

The background setting this time seems to be during the Zerg War, the male and female protagonists are both soldiers. Listening to the conversation between the two, it seems that humans have won the battle and the Zerg army has retreated.

After the background was explained, there was something wrong with the eyes of the hero and the heroine, and they started to get sticky, and finally started to kiss.

Zhong Tianmu put on a face, the effect of 3D mode is very powerful.The current situation is that he and the lion are sitting motionless on the sofa of the starship, watching a man and a woman embrace each other and kiss passionately?

The effect of the dog food was a bit surprising, which caused Zhong Tian's strong discomfort.

He looked at the lion, "Isn't it just about falling in love?"

The lion sits as firmly as a bell, "It's not just about falling in love, you'll know if you keep reading."

After hearing this, Zhong Tian frowned, and looked at the lion hesitantly with suspicion.

"Really, you have to trust my search ability." The lion assured, "I definitely screened according to the criteria you said before."

All right, he believed in the lion once, Zhong Tian chewed the origin stone, and continued to look forward.

The hero and heroine are still kissing passionately.

The vital capacity of these two people is also very strong, Zhong Tian is a little emotional, and at the same time hopes that the kissing scene will pass quickly.

After all, there is a lion next to it, and the image used is quite similar to Arthur.Somehow, he has a weird feeling - when you watch a drama with your family, the people in the drama start to make out... Chung Tim is feeling a little bit like that kind of embarrassment now.

What he didn't expect was that just after he lamented the protagonist's amazing lung capacity, something even more embarrassing happened.

The male and female protagonists kissed their hands and feet and then began to be unreasonable, and took off their clothes...

undressed...

Undressed...

Zhong Tian felt vaguely ominous, but he still had a glimmer of hope. He felt that the scene would be changed next, or the hero and heroine would stop and the plot would continue after you and me.

The plot didn't go the way he'd hoped, and his ominous feeling was real.

The two protagonists moved very quickly, and when he was still subtly thinking of changing the scene, the two of them were almost half exposed.

Zhong Tian immediately turned his head to look at the blond lion next to him, faintly breaking down, "What kind of movie are you doing?!"

"Teaching film about puberty."

"Kacha——" the string in Zhong Tian's mind finally broke.

***

Arthur soon received Zhong Tian's complaint message.

The blond-haired and blue-eyed man quickly scanned the message, then looked at Lion Flame, who was a little puzzled and aggrieved, and sighed.

"I thought you asked Zhong Tian to accompany you to watch "Millennium of Warmth"."

Lion Blaze lay on the ground, drooped his head and rubbed against Arthur's calf, and said in a regretful tone, "He doesn't like it."

Arthur breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, thinking that it's a good thing Zhong Tian doesn't like it, otherwise he would really consider banning Zhong Tian Xingwang.

Then he was a little speechless, "Just because he doesn't like what you like, you took him to see "Enchanted"?"

The lion was even more aggrieved, showing the data and facts, "I did nothing wrong."

"Zhong Tian has already reached the age where he should understand these things." After speaking, the lion was still a little dissatisfied. "I don't know how the Imperial School does it. He obviously didn't receive the relevant education."

The lion told Zhong Tian's previous reactions again, and then began to show the data, "Ordinary humans should have a lot of theoretical knowledge at his age."

Arthur inexplicably felt that what Lionblaze said was right, so he didn't refute.

There are countless channels to obtain knowledge about sex-education. He has been away from school for so long, and he really doesn't know if the school still includes this knowledge.

Acquiring this knowledge is simple and easy, and it is possible that the school decides not to open it.

"But Zhong Tian has never had a systematic way to obtain information..."

"It's not that I said, Arthur, your father is a bit incompetent."

Arthur twitched his lips.

The lion continued, "This is the case with Zhong Tian, ​​do you know how much Lance knows about this?"

Arthur didn't answer, he let out a long sigh, being told by Lion Blaze, he really felt that the role of father was quite difficult.

He still has to take care of the child's sex-education? !

He recalled the channel from which he obtained this knowledge, but found that he couldn't remember it.

Arthur thought for a while, then looked at the lion, "What information did you transmit to Lance before?"

"Study on Marriage Status of Blue Star Humans in the 21st Century." The lion did not hide.

Arthur: "?"

"At that time, human beings didn't seem to have a particularly high tolerance for same-sex couples. Among the marriage laws of various countries, there were very few "same-sex marriage laws"..."

Arthur thought for a moment, then sighed.

I chose to be single really wisely.

He has already worried so much about raising a half-grown child. Wouldn't it be more troublesome if he raised him from a baby? He has more things to worry about?

Thinking so, Arthur still carefully passed a series of screenings, and then sent the collected information in duplicate to Lance and Zhong Tian respectively.

Although he thought that kid Lance should have known about it long ago, but what if?To be on the safe side, it's better to send a copy.

After all, if Lion Blaze hadn't reminded him, he wouldn't have known that Zhong Tian would lack this knowledge.

Zhong Tian, ​​who was mistaken for lack of knowledge in this area, was a little dazed when he received Arthur's information. He roughly looked at the specific content of the information - the marriage laws of the Alliance and the Three Empires and a series of audio-visual books for education material……

Which educational materials?Sex-education-educational.

Zhong Tian: "..."

The message he sent was clearly telling Arthur to restrain the lion, but what does Arthur mean by this behavior?

Stand up for that lion?