[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

In a few days it will be the legendary Valentine's Day.

I was bouncing and walking on the street, feeling the fragrance of dog food everywhere, looking at the flower shop full of people, I tilted my head and wondered if I should be a demon.

To be honest, I haven't dug a hole for Osamu Dazai to make a prank for a long time, I'm not used to it.

I looked at the flower shop, my eyes lit up, and I thought of a good idea.

I put the doll that bounced back as soon as I opened the box in a chocolate box, with a delicate rose glued on the box, and a card with various affectionate confession words written on it.

I don't believe that Osamu Dazai would throw it away.

I happily sent it anonymously.

And follow Dazai Osamu's side.

On the first day, Osamu Dazai got the box, but he didn’t know why he didn’t stand firm, slipped his foot, and the box fell into the trash can very accurately, and Osamu Dazai sighed at the trash can, “Oh, this beautiful Darling, I will fail you after all." Then he left.

I was not reconciled, it was just an accident, so I sent the exact same one again.

The next day, Osamu Dazai got the box, and saw him show it off in front of Chuya Nakahara with great interest, and dropped it on the ground while Nakahara Nakaya picked it up. The box suddenly opened, The doll punched Nakahara Chuya in the face.

I covered my face, and quietly slipped away in the roar of Nakahara Chuya, I heard that Osamu Dazai was chased by Nakahara Chuya that day.

I sat at home in silence, wondering what went wrong.

I chalked it up to an accident, and got the better of me, sending another gift.

But this time it was a relatively weak bomb/bomb, the kind that could only blow up one room.

I rolled up my sleeves and went to battle in person. After continuous efforts to climb the window, I finally placed it safely in Dazai Osamu's living room.

And, for double preparations, I also asked Dazai Osamu to go out to set off fireworks. I made homemade fireworks, the kind where the words "Dazai Osamu is a big pig's hoof" would appear in the sky.

I clapped my hands, very pleased with the plan.

Valentine's Day is coming soon, I put on beautiful new clothes and arrived at the appointed place with fireworks and food in my arms, and I saw Osamu Dazai was already waiting there.

I had a sweet smile on my face, and I couldn't stop laughing wildly in my heart.

"Oh, world-weary-san, I didn't expect you to ask me out." Dazai Osamu sat on the ground and looked at me.

And there is no plan to help me get things.

Oh man.

I put down the fireworks and opened the food I brought.

"I didn't expect you to come back either." I said.

"Let's set off the fireworks now." I couldn't wait.

"Huh? In such a hurry?" Osamu Dazai asked, poking at the ice in the wine glass I brought.

"Wouldn't it be better to watch while eating!" I tried my best to convince Osamu Dazai.

"It seems to be good." Osamu Dazai said.

"As a gentleman, can I help you light some fireworks?" I looked at Osamu Dazai with a treacherous smile.

Osamu Dazai looked at the fireworks, then at me, then suddenly tilted his head and said with a rogue face, "World-weary-san, I have been waiting here for you for a long time, could it be that the world-weary-san has the heart to treat me like this?"

"Be patient." I said.

"Oh, okay then." Osamu Dazai reluctantly got up, I sat down happily and watched Osamu Dazai light the fireworks.

The fireworks flew into the sky, and I was so excited that I saw a few large characters appearing in the sky, "World-weary like Osamu Dazai!"

???

I was so scared that I dropped the sushi on the chopsticks.

Why is it different from the script?

I looked at Osamu Dazai next to me.

I saw this guy staring at me with a serious face, suddenly took my hand, and began to perform affectionately, "I didn't expect that the world-weary sang would confess to me in this way, oh my god, I'm so touched Is it because I am shy that you asked me to set off the fireworks? You are so cute, Yan Shi San~"

I look at his face.

Then he picked up the thornless fish in the food box and stuffed it into his mouth.

"You changed my fireworks?" I looked indifferent.

"Oh, don't say that, world-weary-san~" Dazai Osamu mumbled, biting the fish, "I even gave you a gift! It's the one you climbed through the window and put in my living room this morning."

There was a bang/bang sound in my distant house.

I took a deep breath.

Smiling and looking at Osamu Dazai, "You know, I added a lot of crotons to the fish you just ate~"

Osamu Dazai looked shocked, "World-weary-san, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

I looked at his shocked face, and my mood improved a lot, "Come on, let's hurt each other! Hmph."

In this way, Osamu Dazai had diarrhea all night on Valentine's Day, and I cleaned up the ruined room all night...

In short, lose-lose.

The author has something to say:

I suddenly found out that tomorrow is Valentine's Day, so I wrote a small story

Regarding the ending, don't worry, it won't be too cruel!Death is just another way of rebirth, they will still be together, not as love, more as friendship later~