[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

How does it feel to be rich overnight?

Maybe it just doesn't feel real.

The sun shone into my room, and I looked at the ceiling with my eyes open, with light dark circles under my eyes.

Because of the excessive use of psychic powers yesterday, it caused some mild headaches, and it was a bit like a hangover in the morning.

I sat up with my messy chicken coop on my head, unconsciously raised my hand to rub my hair, and looked at the pocket of the clothes next to me.

Inside lay a black card quietly.

Yes!It's the kind of VIP-level special black card that often appears in novels!

I am also a rich man!

I pulled the clothes on the bed, took out the black card and looked at it.

To be honest, I feel a little unreal.

Although it has been three days since this black card was in my hands, I still have no sense of reality at all, and there is no fluctuation in my heart, and I even want to throw it into the trash can.

There is a saying, money is the root of all evil.

For my personal safety, I thought about whether to throw it away.

But, there is another saying that without money, it is impossible to move an inch.

Well, for the sake of my future food and drink, I decided to forget it.

I just kicked off the enemy yesterday and got back the leaked information. I was granted a day off today. I put away my black card and stretched myself.

Oh, by the way, I have to buy hairy crabs for Osamu Dazai today.

Indifferent face.

In fact, I am often said to be a kitchen killer, but I never think so.

I've eaten it myself, and it's delicious when cooked, why do they always get sick and diarrhea?

I always put it down to their poor physical function.

Now that I have met Osamu Dazai who is similar to me, I decided to make an exception and cook next time.

Anyway, he hasn't cheated on me recently, has he?

Take it as a reward for this.

I got dressed, took the black card, and walked out proudly.

Walking arrogantly, without panic.

Hold your head high and defy the crowd.

I first came to the mobile phone store, chose the most expensive mobile phone, then took out the black card and swiped it!

Then I went to the vegetable market and bought a large bucket of crabs.

then……

I can no longer be arrogant.

Crabs are really heavy.

Panting, I dragged a big bag of crabs that was bigger than me, and I slumped on the side of the road alone, looking at a group of crabs that were still crawling vigorously with a complicated expression.

I look at them.

One crab broke through the prison and ran to the opposite side of the long-awaited main road. Other crabs followed in the footsteps of the former and ran out of the bag one by one.

I stretched out my sinful hands.

Then caught them all back.

I got up and picked up the bag again.

Look, how bright the sun is!Can you feel it, today is a rare warm winter sun!

The sun is shining!

My forehead is full of sweat.

I am obviously a flower that needs to be cared for in the motherland, and I am a delicate little fairy!

Why is this grief happening.

I sighed.

The sins done by oneself have to be done even on knees.

Although I took the initiative to decide to burn crabs for Osamu Dazai to taste, this did not prevent me from silently scolding him for being a big pig's hoof.

No matter, just burn!

I slowly dragged a large bag of crabs upstairs, and met Osamu Dazai who was coming downstairs.

"Oh, world-weary-san, what are you carrying?" Osamu Dazai poked the bag curiously, and turned his head to look at me.

I was so tired and out of breath, "Crab."

"Huh? Is the world-weary-san going to burn crabs to eat?" Osamu Dazai leaned back on the escalator, and withdrew his hand from poking the bag.

"Didn't you say you wanted to eat crabs yesterday?" I wiped my sweat and tugged at the bag.

"World-weary-san!" Osamu Dazai took my hand with a moved face, "Are you an angel?"

It's rare that I didn't dislike him, but raised my head and accepted it unceremoniously, "That's right! I'll let you have a taste of my craft today!"

"Oh my God! World-weary-san is so good!!" Osamu Dazai's voice was full of emotion, and I seemed to see an Oscar statuette in his room.

Excellent acting.

I dragged the crab up step by step, while Osamu Dazai hummed like a child and poked at the bag of crabs.

I'm just an old lady who doesn't explain.

However, in order to prove my cooking skills, I worked hard!

When I returned to the room, I put down the bag, and a bunch of crabs gushed out of the bag in an instant. Osamu Dazai hurriedly jumped aside to avoid the attack of the crab army.

I didn't care about the crab, I went back to the room and changed my clothes, then rolled up my sleeves and walked out.

In the living room, Osamu Dazai was sitting on the sofa, holding a crab in his hand and staring at it.

The situation in the living room is more or less the same-crab's world.

They were arrogant and domineering one by one, holding up their pliers and clicking, and some even started fighting.

The smell of water spread in the living room.

A crab quietly climbed onto Osamu Dazai's leg.

I didn't speak badly, just picked up a few "lucky ones" and went into the kitchen.

Sure enough, after a while, there was a "hiss" from Osamu Dazai in the living room.

"World-weary-san!" Osamu Dazai came to my kitchen with a bloody crab on its pincers, with a pitiful expression, "This crab actually pinches me! It must be boiled!"

I took the crab and handled it casually, "Okay."

"Oh, it looks like World-Wanning-san is very familiar with handling crabs, and he will definitely be able to make delicious crabs!" Dazai Osamu stood next to me and said excitedly.

I was so flattered by the praise that I said with a stupefied expression, "That's it!"

I chopped the onion and ginger, turned on the gas, put a large pot full of water on it, and started throwing stones into it.

"Huh? Isn't it misanthropic? Why are you burning crabs and throwing stones?" Osamu Dazai picked up a small stone and asked.

"Add flavor." I took it for granted, "This stone is so fresh, I just picked it up halfway today."

As I answered, I threw a handful of brightly colored mushrooms into the pot.

Osamu Dazai picked up a brightly colored mushroom and looked at it, and was silent for a while.

"World-weary sang."

"What's the matter?" Without looking up, I threw the soy sauce, vinegar, monosodium glutamate, ginger, and star anise all into the pot.

"Where did this mushroom come from?"

"Oh, I don't know why there are mushrooms growing in my house. Seeing that they grow well, I guess they will be good for seasoning, so I picked them off and burned the crabs." My hands kept moving, and I even threw the bamboo into the pot .

"I heard that a small amount of bamboo can be used for seasoning, but I ran all the way to saw it." After that, I grabbed a handful of soil and threw it into the pot. "I heard that the nutritional value of the soil is also quite high, so I also Added fresh flavors, this is the first time I have tried it, Dazai, you are so blessed."

I didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, so I introduced it with great interest.

The soup in the pot was bubbling and bubbling, the color became darker, and the soup gradually became thicker.

I took a spoonful of soup.

"How would you like to have a taste?" I turned my head to look at Osamu Dazai, with a rare hearty smile.

Osamu Dazai... Osamu Dazai had no expression on his face.

The author has something to say:

Do not imitate the above behavior

Hostess: Obviously the rice I cook is super delicious! ! !

However, the soup in the pot was... gurgling and steaming.