[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

We are deadlocked like this.

You don't need to look at me to know how embarrassing my expression is now.

Not to mention ferocious, after all, he didn't have the intention to strangle me completely, who knows if I will have the ability that even his superhuman disqualification can't be eliminated?

Instead of strangling me to death and then being vigilant all the time, it's better to put me by your side and watch.

Find out all my abilities, and then make the wisest choice.

However, as a patient, how could I let him figure out my abilities so quickly?

Even if I figured it out, the premise should be that I have finished researching Osamu Dazai's magical bandage.

I looked at Osamu Dazai's expressionless face, but the expression on my face became more and more beating.

Then, he let go suddenly.

"Oh, my hands are sore, hey! It's bleeding!" Osamu Dazai looked at the claws that had been dug a hole by my fingernails with a curious face, and moved towards me pitifully, "San Shi, who is world-weary!" , what can you do if you grabbed my hand like this?"

I went back to the past with a smile on my face, "Didn't I die with you?"

"If it doesn't work...it's better if I join the Mafia."

I twisted my neck and smiled innocently, "I'm in your group. Die for love anytime, anywhere."

"That's it, that's a good idea, world-weary-san." Osamu Dazai touched his chin. "It just so happens that I don't want to be with that dark dwarf either."

"Central Plains Chuya?" I thought for a while.

"Know the world-weary sang?" Osamu Dazai looked at me.

"I don't know each other. But aren't you two famous double blacks?" I bowed my head.

"Oh, that dark dwarf, a little mafia, still has such bad taste." Osamu Dazai spread his hands.

I didn't answer.

"Where do you live?" After a period of silence, I asked something wrong.

"Huh? What is the world-weary sang asking for? Could it be that he is greedy for my beauty?" Osamu Dazai took a step back.

"It's nothing, it's just a borrowing." By the way, you can study the magical bandage device.

I took a look at Osamu Dazai, and by the way gave him a sincere and sunny smile.

"Oh? Is it really good if you throw yourself into your arms so soon?" Osamu Dazai said.

I ignored him because I was pretty sure he would take me away.

Thinking carefully about his previous choking of my neck, it was largely not because of Odasaku. After all, Osamu Dazai trusts and understands Odasaku’s ability very much. I can’t instantly sink him into the quagmire just because of me. .

Just wanted to test me out.

Unfortunately, nothing was found.

What a difficult patient, there are pitfalls everywhere.

I thought so.

After my perseverance, I moved into Dazai Osamu's house very smoothly.

Then I covered myself with a quilt I bought on credit and occupied a piece of the floor.

"World-weary sang." Osamu Dazai, sitting alone by the side, called me seriously.

"What's wrong?" I asked with my eyes closed.

"Can you lend me a quilt?" Osamu Dazai looked down at me and said solemnly.

"It's not possible. You should say that it's my honor not to let the beautiful lady catch the cold. Besides, I'm the one who can die in love with you. Instead of grabbing my quilt." I turned over and turned my back to Osamu Dazai.

This magical bandage waste device, the youngest cadre of the Port Mafia, doesn't even have a quilt at home.

Why didn't the cold wind at night freeze him to death?

I thought quietly.

What's more, just now he was pinching me from Shenjing, a smart, witty and insightful senior VIP member, and now he turned around and begged me for a quilt, two words, no way.

I wrapped myself in a quilt and thought.

"That's right..." Osamu Dazai suddenly took my hand that was warm under the quilt seriously, and the cold wind rushed in instantly, and I shivered from the cold. Osamu Dazai's claws are really hateful !

I opened my eyes and showed a standard smile, "What do you want to say?"

"But I'm about to freeze to death! Does this beautiful lady have the heart to freeze the man who died with you to death in advance?" Osamu Dazai said affectionately.

I quickly withdrew my hand, "Be patient, so you can leave with peace of mind, I will follow in your footsteps."

I saw you wearing this outfit just now, but I didn't see you crying and shouting cold.

"Oh my God, Miss, how could you be so cruel!" Dazai Osamu had a sad face, then went to the window and opened it, and pulled out my hand again.

The cold wind rushed in instantly, and my hair was blown up. I looked at Osamu Dazai who was still holding my hand. Although I knew that he was trying to provoke me and test me, it still didn't prevent me from thinking about making him How likely are the claws to be chopped off?

"Since this is the case, I think today is also a good night to die for love. Let's die for love together!" Osamu Dazai let go of my hand and said in an expressive voice. The bandages were blown away a little.

If I had a 40-meter long sword by my side right now, I would definitely slash at his beautiful face without hesitation.

The cold wind blows me so I don't feel sleepy at all.

Coupled with the attraction of suicide to me, the restlessness in my heart could not be calmed down.

I simply stood up, with a presumptuous smile on my face, "Okay."

Then I grabbed Dazai Osamu's hateful big pig's hoof that opened the window and broke out of the window in an instant.

twentieth floor.

The wind in the rapid fall was like a knife, and it hurt sharply.

Osamu Dazai had a look of enjoyment, and then firmly grabbed my hand.

Too shameless Osamu Dazai.

I also firmly held Dazai Osamu's paw, whose wound was cracked again, thinking silently in my heart.

He wanted me to die on purpose.

Suicide is not the same as being calculated to die after all.

Even if I die, I have to die with dignity and my own will.

Now if I don't have the ability to get rid of the ability of being unqualified in the world, I will surely die.

Ha, but he was also dragged down by me, don't be shy, even if he dies, he will have someone behind him.

The speed of the fall is always very fast, I am not in a hurry, I relax my body and feel the joy of approaching death.

I looked at the rapidly changing scenery around me, and then pulled Osamu Dazai behind me.

Pad back pad back, as the name suggests, is a pad back.

I opened my mouth and laughed.

I don't believe it, he Dazai didn't hold back!

Behind me, Osamu Dazai suddenly wrapped his arms around my waist, and whispered in my ear, "The world-weary sang is so ruthless, you actually let me act as a backstop."

I let go of my voice, and shouted back, "Being a ponytail is also a different way to die! Hahahahaha!"

My insane laughter echoed in the air.

We were about to get close to the ground, and I clearly felt that Osamu Dazai intended to turn us over so that my face was on the ground. I thought to myself that this person is so insidious, so I raised my eyebrows to obey his intention, and then turned more forcefully. Returning to the original posture, he finally landed in an instant.

Dazai sighed.

Well, it seems that even with the huge inflatable cushion on the floor, it still hurt him a lot.

I touched part of the soft air cushion next to me.

The soft air cushion was obviously just inflated.

A children's playground air mattress.

It seems that at this time, the boss often comes here in the middle of the night to fill up the children's paradise air cushion in advance.

What a good deal.

Which boss is really a weirdo.

"Ah, dear world-weary-san, can you get up?" Osamu Dazai lifted up his big pig's trotter and wiped the blood from his mouth feebly.

I felt extremely happy for no reason, and not only did I not get up, but I also violently grabbed Dazai Osamu's hand with a cracked wound.

Constantly challenging my offline, intending to lure me to drag him to jump off the building, to test my ability.

You are so powerful, why haven't you been frozen to death?

I smiled and looked at Osamu Dazai, who was like a salted fish, and got up and moved away after kneading enough, "Okay."

I can be said to be unscathed, even if there is an injury, my physique can recover instantly.

But in order not to be suspicious, it's better to pretend.

But I just can't help my embarrassing mood!

With my hands on my hips, I stood leisurely and looked at Osamu Dazai who was struggling to get up.

See if you don't, this is called a rebound.

Thankfully I have a smart head and act like a madman.

Otherwise, he can't play to death?

I smiled and patted the non-existent ashes on my body, and looked at Osamu Dazai who was sitting on the ground in a relaxed mood, and said, "How is it? Is it a good way to die for love? It's called death on the back."

Dazai Osamu raised his head and glanced at me, stretched his muscles and bones and barely stood up, and thought about it seriously, "It is indeed a good way to die for love, but the ending is not very good. Only one died, and the other was seriously injured and widowed."

"Don't put it so harshly," I said, "to us, it's not a widow, right? We're not even lovers! If you have to talk about relationship, it's just a patient. If a patient dies, you can find someone else patient."

I have a brisk expression.

"Ah, I really have to protect my life, or one day the world-weary sang will abandon me, the old man, to chase the new man. And there will be no beautiful young lady who will tell me to die for love." Dazai Zhi said with a sad face.

"You're so smart!" I nodded quickly, with the expression on my face as if I wanted to bring him a big red flower as a commendation.

"By the way, are you still cold now?" I looked innocently at Osamu Dazai.

"It's cold, so dear world-weary-san, can you give me the quilt?" Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets.

"Can't you buy a new one? As a port mafia, you won't have no salary, right?" I have a rare sense of humanity, and I am not frantically preparing to participate in the quilt snatching battle again.

"But world-weary-san," Dazai Osamu looked at me innocently, "That's the Mafia, a black-hearted workshop, so I really don't have any money. I'm very, very poor."

"Can't you pay on credit?" I asked.

"No."

I took a closer look at Osamu Dazai's eyes and read the playfulness in his eyes.

I took a deep breath.

Then he showed a harmless expression, "It's okay, I have a way to cover us all with quilts."

Then, once back in the room, in Dazai's anticipation, I cut a corner of the quilt cover on my quilt.

"Your quilt." I took the small and pitiful quilt and stuffed it into Dazai Osamu's arms.

"Go to bed." I crawled into bed, turned off the light, and closed my eyes.

In the darkness, I seemed to hear Dazai Osamu's low, uncontrollable laughter.

"I hope you can sleep well, world-weary-san." In a daze, Osamu Dazai's voice seemed to be right next to his ears.

My intuition told me that this guy was going to do something again, but I still fell asleep with peace of mind.

Do something?

I like doing things the most.