[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

In fact, I still admire Dazai Osamu's ability to kill.

and his tenacious vitality.

Awakened by the gloomy wind in the cemetery, I lay on the ground like a salted fish and thought expressionlessly.

Falling from the twentieth floor and being used as a backstop, he is still alive and kicking and doing things. Could this be the legendary halo of the protagonist?

I took my hands out of the quilt and held them up in front of me. I looked at the big handcuffs that were sure to be of good quality at first glance, and then looked at the needle holes on the back of the hand that had been injected with anesthesia, and felt it again. The unusual heat energy coming from the stomach quickly draws conclusions.

Dazai ruled him, not only transported me to the cemetery, injected me with anesthesia while I was sleeping, put handcuffs on me, and tied me up with a penis.

I think it was too kind of me to plant only one landmine for Osamu Dazai.

The sound of the communication device around me came out, and the voices of Dazaichi entered my ears instantly: "Yo, I am tired of Shi Sang, good morning! You see today, how suitable it is a good weather! By the way, world-weary sang, do you like the meeting gift I gave you?"

I lay still and said lazily, "Ah, it's a nice day. I think you're stepping on the gift I gave you now. I guess it's been half an hour. Are your feet sore? Don't loosen it." Oh, maybe it will blow up! Oh, by the way, Mr. Dazai, I wonder if you like this meeting gift I gave you?"

"Oh my god, the world-weary sang is so kind to me! Only one landmine was planted!" Dazai Osamu's frivolous voice came again accompanied by the buzzing sound of the communicator.

To be reasonable, in fact, I also regret that I only planted a mine for you.

Back then, I went to the alley that Osamu Dazai had to pass, wrote the words "meeting ceremony" on the wall of the alley with a supernatural power, and then planted mines on the ground.

There is my ability on this landmine, and it is fine for others to come in and out. Only Osamu Dazai, as long as he steps on it, the ability will disappear due to disqualification from the human world, and it will function as a landmine.

How perfect.

So why did I only plant one mine.

I felt the chilly wind unique to the cemetery and thought so.

There was a sudden noise of people carrying weapons from the communicator. I thought about it for a while, then looked at the men in black who suddenly appeared and surrounded me with guns, and smiled knowingly.

"Dazai, I remember that your physical skills are at the bottom of the mafia." I chatted in a good mood.

"Although I can't move, can't you? As long as you lift your body up, the penis on your body will explode." Dazai Osamu's voice suddenly amplified, and his voice seemed very flat.

I calmly kept the original, then grabbed the communicator and put it near my mouth, "Everyone, each other, as long as your feet move, you will be completely different."

"It's just right, I won't say anything, today is a good day to die for love."

I seemed to see Dazai Osamu's fearless face shaking his head.

I decided that I must build a 40-meter long knife in the future and take it with me anytime, anywhere.

Specifically against Osamu Dazai.

"I may be shot into a sieve." I looked at the dark holes aimed at me and murmured.

"It's not good to be shot into a sieve, world-weary-san." Osamu Dazai heard my whisper, and the voice from the communicator was very calm.

"Ah, yes." I sighed, and threw the communicator away. The communicator rolled and rolled on the ground, and the buzzing sound became louder and louder.

"Then." I smiled excitedly, "Let's blow it up together."

As soon as I finished speaking, I stood up abruptly, the cockroaches on my body exploded in an instant, the flames licked my body, burning my flesh and bones, my eyes were all red, and my nose was full of billowing smoke.

Pain, struggle, burning.

It hurts!

I felt the rapid passing of life, and I couldn't grab it back. I wanted to scream, but I couldn't make a sound.

I tried hard to curl up my body, but every movement was a piercing pain.

There is no doubt that I am now doomed.

This kind of death is really too painful.

I silently crossed out the option of death by explosion in my heart.

My eyes gradually blurred, I hooked the corners of my lips and closed my eyes.

See you at the hospital tomorrow, Osamu Dazai.

The biological clock called me to get up very punctually. Looking at the anxiety in the cemetery in front of me, I moved my body.

Sure enough, I became a loli.

The ability of Bagua Pan can bring me back from the dead, but the only disadvantage is that it will become a loli, and!To last a year.

I sighed, then looked up and looked around.

A group of people stood opposite.

The most obvious one was that Osamu Dazai was lying on the hospital bed, his left foot was hoisted high, plastered and bandaged, and his left hand was tightly wrapped and hung around his neck.

I couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.

Osamu Dazai heard my ridicule, and dissatisfied, "Is it so funny, world-weary-san? This is the pain your mines brought to me—"

Osamu Dazai's exaggerated performance touched his wound, I happily got up from the ground, patted the messy dust, jumped up to Osamu Dazai, and taunted him with strength: "Oh, oh, this Who is that man wrapped up like a mummy? Oh, look at that little one, it's pitiful, tsk tsk tsk tsk."

Sure enough, the power of a landmine is still too small.

"It was your partner who saved you." Seeing how miserable he is, I didn't poke his plaster cast in front of so many people. Did he die together?

But I know the landmine I planted, it is absolutely impossible to have such a small power, and after thinking about it, it can only be that the mine was dug out, and then quickly took him away.The hands and feet were affected because they did not get out of the way in time.

"Yeah, I didn't expect him to be such a Chuya, he is simply an angel!" Osamu Dazai said with an intoxicated expression on his face.

I got a little far away from Osamu Dazai in disgust, and bumped into someone just as I took a step back.

I turned my head and looked up, and saw the legendary dark dwarf.

His mood didn't look good.

If it was alone, I think he would definitely beat up Osamu Dazai first.

I quietly moved a little further away from the Central Plains.

Sorry to bother you, you continue.

"Are you the world-weary sang that Dazai-kun said?" A man with a strange smile bent over and looked at me.

I turned my head to look and recognized it.

Mori Ogai.

A loli lover in Bungo Stray Dogs.

And now, I am a cute loli.

As a cute child, crying is normal, and playing unscrupulously is their unique right, and I can exercise these rights now!

I sniffed and frowned suspiciously, and then tightly grasped the corner of Dazai Osamu who was lying on the bed like a salted fish, trying to watch a play, perfectly reflecting my dependence on Dazai Osamu, "You who is it?"

Mori Ogai was not angry at all, he straightened up and introduced himself with a smile, "My name is Mori Ogai, and I am the leader of the port mafia."

I pretended to be bright, and asked excitedly: "Can I join you? I want to follow Mr. Dazai!"

Then find a chance to kill him.Or die in love together.

I silently completed the rest of the unspoken words.

Mori Ogai narrowed his eyes, then smiled and agreed to me, "Yes."

I jumped up excitedly, like a child who got candy, "In this way, I can torment Dazai every day! Let him run errands for me every day!"

As soon as the words fell, I seemed to have just realized what I said, so I quickly covered my mouth, looked around innocently with my eyes, trying to save me, "Well, I didn't say anything."

My actions made Mori Ogai laugh, he couldn't control his claws, trying to stain my hair.

Immediately, I blushed wittily and shyly, quickly lifted my feet and ran away, avoiding that nasty claw falling on my flowing short hair.

Anyway, I'm a kid now, and I love whatever.

If an adult did this, I'm afraid it would attract a lot of eyes looking at Shen Jingbing.

Mori Ogai's hand was empty, but he was not embarrassed at all, he still looked at me with infinitely tolerant eyes, which made me panic.

"Then, because of Dazai-kun's injury, you and Nakahara Chuya will be partners for the time being, to make up for Dazai-kun's vacancy, and by the way, the task of visiting and taking care of Dazai-kun is also entrusted to you." Mori Ogai took advantage of my inattention, Pulled me to the front of Chuya Zhongyuan, and said with a smile.

Let me take care of Osamu Dazai? ?

Aren't you afraid that I will take care of him and make him disabled?

I looked at Mori Ogai with some indescribable words, and then at the unlucky Nakahara Chuya who had to take care of Osamu Dazai with me. Seeing that the expression on his face was almost the same as mine, my heart instantly felt better .

Ha, it doesn't matter, anyway, there is another unlucky guy who has to take care of Osamu Dazai like me!

I will definitely complete this difficult task successfully!

Try to let Osamu Dazai stay in the hospital for a few more days!

I was full of energy in an instant, and for some reason, I encouraged Nakahara Chuya's black gloved hand.

Probably because of the same fate?

Mori Ogai had already taken people away, leaving me, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya.

Before leaving, Mori Ogai also asked us to carry Osamu Dazai back from here.

Nakahara Nakaya stood on the ground with a stiff face, Dazai Osamu hummed a song without hesitation, Nakahara Nakaya turned his head and gave Dazai Osamu a look, then lowered his head and gave me a vicious look.

I tilted my head, looking puzzled.

Ah, I see, he must be blaming me for letting Osamu Dazai lie on the bed, and he has to take care of Osamu Dazai, a nasty annoying spirit, if he gets tired.

I also showed a loli smile towards Zhong Yuanzhong.

"It doesn't matter, Dazai has trouble moving. We can feed him crotons, lock him in a small dark room, and throw him in the cemetery in the middle of the night..." My childish voice echoed in the cemetery.

Zhongyuan Zhong also opened his mouth slightly in surprise, looked down at me in bewilderment, then turned his head and thought for a while, "I think it's possible."

"Yeah, I think it's okay too." I shook my hands happily, then turned my head at the same time as Nakahara Nakaya, and looked at Osamu Dazai with a terrified face.

"Hey, Dazai, we will take care of you from now on! Don't be overwhelmed!" Nakahara Chuya regained his vitality in an instant, and looked at Dazai Zhizhi arrogantly.

I didn't say a word, but I gave a smile that didn't mean anything.

Well, I'm going to make poisonous chicken soup now.

The author has something to say:

Heroine: Hahahahaha, Osamu Dazai, you have today too!