[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

Because of Osamu Dazai, it was obviously late when I returned to the Armed Detective Agency.

I stared at the ceiling, exhausted physically and mentally.

I hope I don't see him again tomorrow.

It's terrible, is my good life coming to an end?

I shuddered.

No matter, go to bed first, although I have a bad feeling.

This premonition came true the next day.

The next day was still a fine day, Kunikida Doppo was called away by the president in the morning, I rubbed my chin and thought, could it be something serious?

I held back the hand that wanted to make calculations, after all, it wouldn't be fun if I knew the future in advance.

I quietly followed, and then... I saw Osamu Dazai.

What?

I turned my head and slipped away, but this person suddenly said, "Oh, world-weary sang, why are you leaving?"

The president glanced at me, "Know?"

I turned my head stiffly, and answered bravely, "Yes, President."

I know this big pig's trotter.

He was a man who wanted to be my father and I let him go.

I replied obediently, "Two years ago, my ability was weakened because I became smaller. He took me in and became my father in name."

This statement is half-truth and half-false, which can be called the peak language of a liar.

The president was also dubious, and nodded to me, "He will be our newcomer here from now on."

Woo, I knew, my hunches were never wrong.

I'm dry.

Kunikida Doppo also met Dazai Osamu, and they shook hands.

I think it's a really bad morning no one.

"Oh, world-weary-san, long time no see." Osamu Dazai started chattering.

I snorted, "Yeah, long time no see." I just met yesterday.

"How many times have you tried the world-weary method of suicide?" Osamu Dazai started chatting.

"I haven't tried much," I replied casually, "but there is a mushroom in the back of our mountain, which is very similar to the mushroom recorded in your complete suicide manual."

"Really?" Osamu Dazai was suddenly excited, "Then let's go and see!"

"Hey newcomer," Kunikida Doppo said to stop our rambling chat, and pushed his glasses, "I'm going to tell you about the rules of our armed detective agency."

Osamu Dazai looked disappointed, and then said, "Ah, that's it, can you tell me the world-weary sang!"

"I refuse." I immediately interrupted Osamu Dazai with a serious face, "I refuse your request."

I need to be quiet now to think about how to deal with this big pig's hoof.

"Oh?" Osamu Dazai looked at me and complained, "We have spent a lot of time together anyway, how ruthless the world-weary sang is!"

I took the hat without fear, "Yes, what's wrong with me being ruthless?"

"Oh?!" Dazai Osamu looked surprised, "As expected of a world-weary sang, he actually took this hat!"

Kunikida Doppo interrupted Dazai Osamu's accusation, "Newcomer, you are the world-weary senior."

Kunikida-kun, you are such a good person!

My eyes lit up, and I suddenly remembered this seniority, and a smile bloomed on my face.

"Oh, rookie, how did you talk to the seniors?" My tone began to grow stern, "I joined the club two years earlier than you."

Hahahahaha, hurry up, call out senior and I will let you go.

My expression was terrified, my tone was smacking, and my whole person was filled with a completely different look from the decadent one just now, it was almost heavenly.

Then Kunikida Doppo raised his hand and gave me a chestnut.

"It's world-weary too! How do you treat a newcomer? Tempt him to eat poisonous mushrooms?" Kunikida Doppo educated me earnestly.

I touched the forehead that was hit, with an aggrieved expression.

What, even if I don't say it, he will go to eat it, maybe he will drag me.

I wanted to sue the other party, but looking at Kunikida Doppo's reflective lens, I swallowed the words back very timidly.

I can't be offended, if I sue, Kunikida-kun will definitely say that I, a senior, are bothering with the newcomer.

snort!If Osamu Dazai bullies you in the future, I won't help you.

Osamu Dazai got acquainted with everyone in the club.

And I was sitting next to Mr. Ranpo, eating snacks angrily mixed with grievances.

Think of potato chips as Osamu Dazai's dog's head, and bite down hard.

Edogawa Ranpo was also eating snacks, comforting me, "Ah, ah, don't be angry, just eat more snacks, half of my snacks will be shared with you!"

Wow, I was so moved that I was about to cry.

"It's better for you," I bit the potato chips hard, "Kunikida-kun still hit me."

After that, I took more than half of Edogawa Ranpo's snacks.

"Hey World-weary-san, you took too much!" Edogawa Ranpo hurriedly got up and took back half, "The rest is for you."

I looked at the two packs of potato chips I had left here, and at his pile of snacks, and complained, "What about half of the deal?"

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, there are two more packs anyway?" Edogawa Luanbu locked his snacks and looked at me with a smile.

Oh man.

It's all big pig's hooves without explanation!

With a sad and indignant expression, I tore open a bag of potato chips again, biting as if to vent my anger.

They're all big bad guys!

The author has something to say:

Hostess: You lied to me about half of the snacks you promised.