[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

I've been paddling since I got to the Armed Detective Agency.

Follow them and live happily ever after.

I've pretty much turned into a cripple.

But this does not prevent me from deciding to continue paddling during Dazai Osamu's admission test.

For an event like the "Envoy of Cang" that needs to use my brain, I... don't want to use my brain at all.

As for calculating the future, oops, I'm so lazy, how could I calculate.

It is enough to know roughly that there will be no danger to life!As for the many twists and turns in it... life~ isn't that the way it is!

You can't rely too much on my superpowers, can you?Besides, what if my power goes wrong, right?

In a nutshell, in a nutshell, me!It's just lazy calculation.

Come on, pretentious hey~

It has been two or three days since Osamu Dazai came here, and today is extraordinarily early, only Dazai and I are in the club, and Kunikida Doppo hasn't come yet.

I decided to take him to see poisonous mushrooms.

I took Osamu Dazai to the back mountain and found the mushroom.

"See, it's similar to what's recorded in your manual, right?" I squatted in front of the mushroom and turned to look at Osamu Dazai, with a complacent tone.

I pulled the mushrooms off.

"Try it." I smiled very happily.

Osamu Dazai took the mushroom excitedly, "Oh my God, is this the mushroom that can lead to death?"

"That's it!" I said firmly, "Look at the color and pattern, my God! This is the only poisonous mushroom in the world!"

Then Osamu Dazai gave half of it to me, "World-weary-san, since it's so good, let's eat some together."

I took the mushroom without any panic, "Okay."

Then we looked at each other.

I urged Osamu Dazai, "You eat."

Osamu Dazai looked at me while holding the mushroom, "You eat first."

"No need," I smiled falsely, "This is a mushroom that leads to death, you eat the good stuff first."

"Oh, you are too polite, you are so kind to me, how can I eat good food first~" Osamu Dazai kicked the ball back.

I take a deep breath.

I don't know why, but every time I want to cheat him, it always turns into cheating myself.

Could this be the protagonist's halo?

Oh my god, why is the protagonist's halo so dazzling!It just blinded my dog's eyes.

I reached out and stuffed the mushroom into Osamu Dazai's mouth, and took a bite myself.

"Are you satisfied?" I said while biting the poisonous mushroom.

"I didn't expect the world-weary sang to be willing to die with me, my God, what kind of fairy emotion is this!" Osamu Dazai said vaguely while chewing on the poisonous mushroom.

Ah.

I swallowed the mushroom and dragged Osamu Dazai back to the Armed Detective Agency.

I sat at my own desk and watched Osamu Dazai's face start to change color.

Hey, it's fun.

He became emotional and danced, "Is this Huangquan Road? Ah, it's really wonderful, World-Wanning Sang~ Ah, World-Wanning Sang, how did you become so big? You're still floating in the air! Look, what a big paramecium !"

Osamu Dazai rushed over and grabbed my neck, "Ah, I caught it! What a big paramecium!"

Who is Paramecium?Tell me about Osamu Dazai!

I laughed, grabbed Osamu Dazai's neck, and howled loudly, "Ah, look! Here is a big colorful turtle! It's called the bastard!"

"Bastard! Rare bastard!" I howled.

"Paramecium! What a big paramecium!" Osamu Dazai howled as he shook me.

The whole Armed Detective Agency is our howling magic sound.

"Bastard!" "Paramecia!"

"Bastard!" "Big Paramecium!"

"Damn bastard!" "Beautiful paramecium!"

I don't know why, but I suddenly feel like I've made a comeback.

Is it because I said he was ugly and then he said I was beautiful?

But that doesn't take away from the fact that he said I was a paramecium!

"Bastard Dazai!"

"The paramecium is world-weary!"

"Humph!"

"Haha, Paramecium!"

I guess that Kunikida Doppo who was outside was trembling slightly when he opened the door.

The two of us are simply big devils.

It's like two huskies whose owner is away from home and left alone.

The door opened.

Kunikida Doppo looked at the two of us howling at each other, and pushed his glasses.

Then he walked to his work station as if nothing had happened and started to organize the files.

Osamu Dazai howled even more happily, and I was almost deaf. I was angry, and I decided to increase the volume and howl at Osamu Dazai.

"Wow woof!" I howled.

"Woof woof!" Osamu Dazai replied.

"Husky!" I howled.

"Paramecium! Bastard!" Dazai howled.

Then Osamu Dazai let go of me and started harassing Kunikida Doppo.

I tore open a pack of snacks and sat aside to watch the play.

"Kunikida-kun, come on, let's come together, you can drink any good wine here, you can eat all the delicious ones, and there are good-looking ladies..." Osamu Dazai tugged at Kunikida Doppo's cheek, his tone exaggerated.

Kunikida Doppo didn't move at all, and then he kicked Osamu Dazai in the back of his head with a roundabout kick, and Osamu Dazai was stunned.

I gloated and ate a piece of potato chips, smiling super happily.

You have today too!happy!

"World-weary." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, which were still slightly glinting in my eyes.

I shivered a bit, quickly put down my snacks, got off the table, finished my work obediently on the chair, and turned on the computer.

Kunikida Mama is really scary.

Dazai woke up.

Osamu Dazai and I howled all the time, no different from a husky, resulting in a sore throat, super invincible pain.

I held the water Yosano Akiko poured for me and took a sip.

And Osamu Dazai sat next to me without even water.

Inexplicably, I felt that I had won another round.

Osamu Dazai doesn't even have water!

Kunikida Doppo taught us in front of us.

I bowed my head obediently, Osamu Dazai didn't know whether he had listened or not, I thought he must have not listened, very leisurely.

Inexplicably, I felt that I had lost a chip, so I decided that I would not listen.

I drank the water and became leisurely.

Why do we always feel that we are as naive as children?

I thought about it for a while, and finally felt that there is nothing wrong with being like a child. Only those who are well protected can be like children!

Doesn't this indirectly show that the two of us are protected by someone!

perfect.

Osamu Dazai stretched his waist and said in a hoarse voice, "Kunikida-kun, you always get wrinkles like an old lady!"

"Huh?" Kunikida said with his arms akimbo, "What did you say, newcomer? Did you listen to me?"

"Ah, I heard you, just don't discredit our armed detective agency!" Osamu Dazai said casually.

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, "Well, this is more or less the same."

I tilted my head, and to a certain extent, I felt that Kunikida Doppo and Nakahara Chuka also had a certain degree of similarity.

For example... it is easy to be fooled by Osamu Dazai and then jump in anger?

Ah, thinking of Zhongyuan Chuya, it seems like I haven't seen Zhongyuan Chuya for a long time. To be fair, he was very nice to me back then.

But he shouldn't recognize me anymore, after all, I'm a big girl!

And... taller than him.

In the past, how did Lolita rise so dramatically within two years and surpass Chuya Zhongyuan in one fell swoop? Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?

I think it's better not to provoke him.

What if he was immersed in strange problems?

For example, why even Luo Li is taller than him within two years.

Well, after all, I am a cute little fairy!

The author has something to say:

Heroine: I, little fairy, am taller than Zhongyuan Zhongye!pride/