[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

Dazai Osamu and Kunikida Doppo went out to work.

I still paddle in the club.

After all, it's Osamu Dazai's entrance test, so it's not suitable for me to go with someone who knows him.

But I also had a rough idea of ​​what was going on, so I decided to paddle in the club first, eat some snacks, and then go stealthily to take a look.

The club was very empty, no one I knew was there, and I felt empty and lonely by myself.

Huh, I don't even have any interest in eating snacks alone in the club.

cry.

I stuffed my mouthful of snacks with a sad face.

No matter what, the snacks still have to be eaten!

I went downstairs and ordered a cup of coffee. I listened to music with earphones on and shook my head to the music. That was a leisurely way.

To be fair, I really like that kind of fast-paced rock music, and I even want to bring my own bgm when I fight.

Although I know it's impossible.

Oh, no, I can ask Osamu Dazai to get a stereo in the back!

Then when I was fighting, I asked him to play the music for me. In this way, wouldn’t I be a little fairy with my own bgm?

perfect.

I nodded, thinking it made sense, and even went upstairs to disassemble a small stereo and put it on my body, and chose a few more passionate songs.

But it doesn't seem to be useful recently.

I tilted my head and thought about it, and decided to let Kunikida Doppo try the effect first.

In the past few days, there was a fight scene between Doppo Kunikida and Akutagawa, I'll play a song behind it.

Put cabbage in the field?

It seems to be quite emotional.

I——a rear cheerleader, let your fighting have its own bgm, so that your cool fighting will no longer be afraid of being without music!You can take it home with only 998!Only 998!Action is worse than excitement, many people have already made an appointment, hurry up!

Is 998 a bit cheap?

I pondered for a moment.

Then 9998?

No, you see, both the people from Mori Ogai and the armed detective agency here seem to be very aggressive. 9998 seems to be too cheap. Although Mori Ogai seems to be robbing tigers for 70 billion, but this is not true. It means that 9998 is expensive for them, maybe it is a little cheaper.

Then 99998?

Seems like it's still cheap?

Then 999998?

Just 999998, if someone comes to place an order at that time, wouldn't I be a very rich little fairy?

Little rich lady!

There are often fight scenes in the Central Plains, if he asks me to play bgm for him every day, wouldn't I get a lot of small money?Well, consider him one of the customers.

There is also Akutagawa, who is also a man who plays games every day, or should he be brought here too?As for how to pull it... Let's just say that Osamu Dazai did the same, and then the money will be divided into half of Osamu Dazai.

And... which one plays more?

There seems to be a tiger, but this tiger has no money, but is poor. As a little fairy with a conscience, I'd better not rob him.

That's it!

I rolled up my sleeves and did what I said, first find a facade, then hang a sign, and then list the types of bgm, different bgm charge different money for different time lengths.

God!What kind of fairy money-making method is this!

How am I so smart!

How can there be such a smart person like me in the world!

I was narcissistic for a while, and I took down a store with a very strong action, just next to the Armed Detective Agency, then rolled up my sleeves and cleaned it inside and out, and bought a small blackboard with different bgm and price list.

At the end, I added a sentence: No matter what bgm, our store guarantees absolute conscience and never makes mistakes!Make your fighting more cool!

So, do you want to be the first to appear with your own bgm?

Then the name of the store is called the cool fighting bgm store.

God!

It's perfect!

I looked at the store and sighed in my heart.

I am also a person who opened a shop!

And then... the day passed.

Osamu Dazai also brought a woman into his room.

I:? ? ?

I feel like I'm missing something.

Meow meow meow?

Osamu Dazai, you heartless man!It's not enough to have this girl, unexpectedly, I brought a woman to live with you! ! !

When I don't exist!

I feel like my lungs are about to explode.

Nima, I have never seen such a scumbag.

I'm here desperately trying to make a little money, and I was going to give you half of it, but you turned around and Nima took the woman home.

I was so angry that I burst into foul language.

Where's my knife?

Where is the girl's big knife?

What about the fairy's 40-meter long sword?

Bah, what a fairy, I'm going to be a shrew today!Just hit him Dazai!

angry!

Little money?What petty money?How about sharing half of Dazai?Think beautiful!

I'm so pissed off, I won't even give you Dazai a penny if I jump from here!

Woooooo, Osamu Dazai, why are you such a scumbag, do you still want to enjoy the blessings of being equal?

Is there something wrong with this fairy?You need a good face, you need a figure... well, I seem to be at the airport.

Oh, this kind of thing can be ignored, there is no need to be so serious, right!Cough cough, reorganize the language.

In this way, this fairy has to have face, to be smart, to be smart, and to die for love, so what's wrong with you Dazai Osamu?Is there something wrong with this fairy?

Woo woo woo woo woo.

Where is my bgm?Where is my sad bgm?What about the bgm that sets off the sad atmosphere?I'm going to give myself a bgm right now!

The cabbage field is turning yellow!

Just you!

I played a bgm and started crying.

The more I cry, the more sad I feel, the more I cry, the more wronged I feel, the more I cry, the more I feel that my bgm shop will be a hit!

You see, it can enhance the atmosphere so much!It's sure to be a hit!

The fighting type bgm definitely works well too!

By the way, I will build a big knife now.

When I was at Mori Ogai, I wanted to build a 40-meter-long long sword, but I didn't realize it. Now it should be possible.

I switched the bgm, cut a bgm that was particularly passionate, then took out the long knife that Yosano Akiko gave me, and started sharpening it.

Not to mention, with that kind of particularly passionate bgm, I feel that my whole body is full of energy, and my blood boils even when I sharpen a knife.

Oh ho ho ho ho, tomorrow I will take this long knife to the Armed Detective Agency to "interrogate" Osamu Dazai, the "bad guy" who abandoned me.

Then I sharpened my knife all night.

Really sleepy.

I came to the Armed Detective Agency with a big black eye and a big knife.

How to describe it, I look like a female ghost who came to take my life.

With big dark circles under my eyes, the big long knife in my hand was shining with white light, my hair was loose like a chicken coop, and my clothes were wrinkled. I, like a female ghost, pushed away the armed detective The door of the club.

Then I got a lot of stares.

Kunikida Doppo's glasses were shattered.

Edogawa Ranpo opened his eyes slightly in shock.

Yosano Akiko looked at the gleaming long knife dragging in my hand, her eyes sparkled.

"Is this the knife I gave you?" Yosano Akiko smiled and pulled me in.

I dragged the big long knife, and the big knife made a harsh sound because of the friction on the ground.And my voice was very hoarse and low because of singing all night, "Yeah."

More like a female ghost who came to claim her life.

I complained to myself.

I looked around and saw Osamu Dazai chatting with a woman with a happy face.

I snorted.

Then I dragged my big long knife and walked towards Osamu Dazai step by step.

Kunikida Doppo swallowed, then pushed his glasses.

With a strange smile on my face, I walked up to Osamu Dazai, and raised the big long knife in my hand. The sharp white light reflected from the knife just hit Osamu Dazai's face.

Osamu Dazai raised his head and saw me like a female ghost at a glance.

Dazai was taken aback.

"Oh, Osamu Dazai, are you happy chatting?" I touched the blade of the long sword with a strange sound.

Dazai quietly took a step back without changing his expression.

"Oh, it's the world-weary sang." Osamu Dazai moved a little away from my long sword.

"Oh, you still remember me?" I said, "I thought you were going to abandon me from beginning to end."

Osamu Dazai laughed twice, "How can it be."

"Heh." I laughed, "What did you bring this girl to your room for yesterday? You don't want fame, don't spoil a good girl."

"Huh? Could it be that the world-weary sang is jealous?" Osamu Dazai looked at me with a curious face, no fear at all, and took a step towards me instead.

I put the big long knife on my shoulder, "Like you? I might as well like pigs. Pigs can still be eaten anyway, can you?"

Osamu Dazai choked, "You can't say that, world-weary-san, I can give you spiritual comfort!"

I was a little tired from carrying the knife, so I put down the knife and said contemptuously, "That's all you can do. Pigs can be turned into pig's head, pig's ears, pig's tongue, pork, pork ribs, you can't do anything. Just some kind of spiritual comfort that can’t be seen or touched. I want your spiritual comfort? It’s not as good as a pig that can eat several meals and see it directly!”

"Oh, world-weary-san, you can't say that. Wouldn't it be better to like a pig if you like you!" Osamu Dazai made inferences.

I raised my knife, raised my head and said, "I didn't make you like me, so you can like pigs. Do you want me to introduce you to a suckling pig that looks good and has a lot of meat?"

"Huh? The world-weary Sang who raises pigs?" Osamu Dazai changed the subject.

I looked at Dazai and said casually, "Yes, I raise a pig, a pig named Osamu Dazai."

Heh, play tricks with me, but you will count me as the loser.

Kunikida Doppo coughed beside him, stopping our conversation about pigs, "Let's go back for a while, Dazai Osamu, I'll take care of it."

I put down the sword, and since Kunikida Doppo gave me the ladder, I'll go down it, so as not to end up, besides, I didn't come to Xingshi to inquire about crimes, but I just thought I could laugh at Osamu Dazai.

It would be embarrassing if everyone couldn't end the trouble.

However, it seems that liking Osamu Dazai is not as good as raising pigs.

Anyway, pigs can still be eaten, right?

The author has something to say:

Hostess: Like you, it’s better to like pigs, anyway, pigs can still be eaten!