[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

I carried the knife and felt extremely tired.

Why is this knife so heavy!

Next time, find a lighter knife, which is easy to carry and light.

Osamu Dazai dodged my sword attack, and unfortunately pressed the bgm button I set, and instantly the whole room was filled with that passionate bgm.

Osamu Dazai turned his head and looked over, "Did you set this up? World-weary-san?"

"Yeah," I replied, and then carried the knife with great difficulty, "I played this song when I sharpened the knife that night!"

Osamu Dazai turned his head stiffly, looked at me who was holding a broadsword to block the light, paused the passionate song, and said solemnly, "Master of the world, if you have something to say, let's put down the broadsword and talk about it."

"Okay," I replied, "but I'm off."

Osamu Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, then laughed at me mercilessly, and then prepared to help me take off the big knife.

"The world-weary sang is so weak." Osamu Dazai smiled cheerfully, while I smiled without saying a word.

I am weak?Obviously this big knife is too heavy!

However, Osamu Dazai didn't know it, and stepped forward with a relaxed expression, ready to take my sword.

Then... the big knife didn't move.

Osamu Dazai glanced at me, "World-weary-san, I'm helping you remove the big sword."

I replied, "I know, but I didn't use the strength. How can I still have the strength to embarrass you when I'm exhausted from carrying the knife?"

Osamu Dazai obviously didn't believe it, "Then let go."

"Then don't be afraid of the knife hitting your foot." I slowly let go.

Osamu Dazai withdrew his foot in doubt.

I let go of my hand completely, and the big knife hit the ground with a "bang", and Osamu Dazai was forced by the big knife to take a step back.

I moved my shoulders, looked at Osamu Dazai, and tilted my head to signal him to take a look, "Go and have a look, I didn't make things difficult for you."

Osamu Dazai looked at the big knife embedded in the ground and said nonsense without changing his face, "I am world-weary-san, I have never disbelieved you. Otherwise, can I retract my feet after listening to you? It shows that I trust you very much. your."

"So what does this have to do with me asking you to raise a big knife?" I said mercilessly.

"Ahem," Osamu Dazai hastily changed the subject, "Look at the weather is so good, let's go out and die for love together, weary of the world!"

"Into the water?" I asked.

"Well, let's get into the water." Osamu Dazai said.

We wandered to the river, watching the flowing river, I tugged Osamu Dazai.

"Dancing?" I asked, looking at the reflection of Osamu Dazai on the surface of the river.

Osamu Dazai didn't change his face, he looked at me in the reflection on the river seriously, "Jump."

"Then why aren't you moving?" I asked.

"Didn't the world-weary sang also move?" Osamu Dazai replied.

There was silence.

I turned around, "Then let's make rock-paper-scissors, whoever wins will jump first."

"Huh? What a good way." Osamu Dazai said in novelty.

"Then, rock-paper-scissors!"

I produced scissors, and Osamu Dazai produced cloth.

I won, well, then I had to jump first.

"You won't lie to me, will you?" I looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously, "For example, you fooled me into jumping, but you didn't jump or something, and then looked at me in a mess and laughed at me."

"Oh my god, world-weary-san! Do you think I am such a person?" Dazai Osamu looked aggrieved, with sadness overflowing, "Am I this kind of person? World-weary-san? I'm so sad..."

I silently looked at Osamu Dazai, "You are."

"Oh my god! How could this happen! World-weary-san is really too cruel..." Dazai Osamu performed vividly, and then I saw Kunikida Doppo on the opposite side.

Kunikida Doppo held the notebook, pushed his glasses, and the mirrors shone with a frightening light.

I looked at Osamu Dazai who was still performing without knowing anything, and quietly moved away from him.

The wall is about to fall on your head Dazai.

However, my feet slipped, I didn't stand firmly, and my body was about to fall backwards. Osamu Dazai quickly grabbed me with his eyesight, and then we both fell into the water together.

Is this my punishment for not reminding Osamu Dazai that the wall is about to fall on him?

Punishment for schadenfreude?

I was wrong, if I have another chance, I will let Osamu Dazai enter the water first, not my head first!

I looked at Osamu Dazai's handsome face close at hand and thought silently.

By the way, does this look like the plot of the hero and heroine in the novel who make love with a kiss?

It seems very similar!

The hero and heroine fell into the water, kissed to confirm their love, the misunderstanding was resolved, the emotions heated up, and the sweet story was about to begin.

Oh my god, are Osamu Dazai and I the hero and heroine?

Oh My God!Which Fukai Hiroshi wrote me and Osamu Dazai as the protagonists!

Which deep well ice? !

Unfortunately, we didn't make love at first kiss, because we were picked up by Kunikida Doppo.

Kunikida Doppo laughed angrily.

He was cleaning his glasses, and his tone of voice sounded gloomy to me, "Weary of the world, you should keep facing the wall this month."

No!I was wrong!I don't have to face the wall for less than a day! ! !

I was wrong!

"And Dazai." Kunikida Doppo looked at Dazai Osamu, "You too."

I stopped whining and suddenly felt a lot happier.

Anyway, there is someone like me!

I'm finally not facing the wall alone!

congratulations!

I also pulled a teammate!

Osamu Dazai has to face the wall with me for a month~ happy!Happy!

I smiled and looked at Osamu Dazai who was beside me with a shocked face, and said in a tone of beating, "Facing the wall for a month!"

Osamu Dazai looked at me who was gloating, and twisted the water from the corner of my clothes, "You are too, world-weary-san."

I didn't panic at all, and said in an arrogant tone, "I'm used to facing the wall~ Isn't it just a month, and I was fined to face the wall for more than half a year! It's only a month, what a joke."

I can't do it.

However, Kunikida's Doppo voice came faintly, "I'm so world-weary, let's face the wall for two months, and continue to face the wall next month. The newcomer doesn't need it, he still needs to get acquainted with our armed detective agency."

I turned my head and looked at Kunikida Doppo in shock, with an unbelievable expression on his face.

Oh my god, Osamu Dazai drove a car and scared you during the admission test, you actually, so generously ignored it, and instead came to punish me, a cute little fairy?

It's not logical wooo.

I tugged at Osamu Dazai's clothes sadly, "What kind of ecstasy soup did you give Kunikida-kun?"

Osamu Dazai looked innocent, "No, the world-weary-san committed suicide by himself."

Woo.

Burst into tears!

My holiday is gone again, facing the wall for two months!

I was wrong, I was really, really wrong, did Kunikida-kun feel my sincerity?

The halo of being a deadly little expert is always lingering on my head.

I feel the darkness in front of me.

Osamu Dazai got up and smiled gloatingly.

I looked at his face with resentment.

Osamu Dazai specially pitted me for 100 years without explaining.

The author has something to say:

Female lead: Osamu Dazai has pitfalls everywhere.Specifically to trick me.