[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

My days were spent facing the wall.

Osamu Dazai would often go to Odasaku's place to laugh at me, eat when I was facing the wall, and then wobble around, causing Kunikida Doppo to angrily reprimand me.

Until one day, I had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly realized that Dazai Osamu would have one more person in his "harem", so I went into the water with him, and was rescued by a white-haired boy.

I sat by the side and looked at Osamu Dazai who was still lying down, "Get up!" The "harem" is open!See that silver-haired boy?That is your newcomer!Then your "harem" will be on fire.

Akutagawa would beat him every day.

Osamu Dazai lived up to expectations, "Ah, I was saved."

"Cut." Osamu Dazai got up and moved his body, "I thought I could die in love with the world-weary-san successfully."

The silver-haired boy turned to look at us, "Martyrdom?"

"That's right," Osamu Dazai pulled me up, "Sacrificing love."

"However, it is my creed to commit suicide cleanly and without causing trouble to others. Since it causes trouble to you, it is my fault. Is there anything I can do to help you?"

The boy on the opposite side let out a stomach growl.

"Are you hungry, young man?" Osamu Dazai looked at the young man opposite and asked.

"Actually, I haven't eaten for several days." The boy said.

"Coincidentally, me too." Osamu Dazai's stomach also growled.

"Then we!"

"By the way, my wallet was washed away by water." Osamu Dazai flipped through his pocket innocently and said. "Have you brought your wallet, world-weary?"

I put my hips on my hips and said proudly, "No."

In the original future, you all used Kunikida Doppo's money.

So I don't take it.

look!I'm a good guy who never messes with the future!Even the little things like this are noticed!

"How could this be..." The silver-haired boy froze.

Then I saw Kunikida Doppo's furious face opposite him.

"Hey Dazai! World-weary!" Kunikida Doppo's voice was loud, and I shrank my neck.

Osamu Dazai reached out and waved Kunikida Doppo, "Kunikida-kun!"

"Ah, by the way, let Kunikida-kun treat you to dinner, what do you want to eat?" Osamu Dazai turned his head and looked at Atsushi Nakajima.

Atsushi Nakajima lowered his head, and said in a yearning tone, "If possible, I would like to eat ochazuke."

Osamu Dazai was amused, while I sat on the ground in boredom and threw stones.

Knowing the future is not good at all, everything is clear, even people's reactions are known, and there is no sense of reality in being in it at all, and it will feel like a fake instead.

Just like a set program, just follow it.

Alas, masters are lonely, like me.

Kunikida Doppo still treated the guests, Nakajima Atsushi buried himself in tea and rice, Dazai Osamu looked at the beam and tugged at me, "World-weary-san! Look, this beam!"

I looked up, "I have a rope, do you want it?"

"Oh? Really?" Dazai Osamu asked in surprise.

"Hey, you two, don't talk seriously about hanging yourself in someone else's store!" Kunikida Doppo reprimanded.

Osamu Dazai began to play tricks on Kunikida Doppo, "No, it's the health method of hanging! It's good for the neck!"

Kunikida Doppo dubiously took out his pen, "Really?"

Dazai Osamu next to him was still fooling Kunikida Doppo, I was lying on the table and suddenly I lost all joy.

These highly overlapping dialogues, identical scenes, identical reactions and expressions made me feel no sense of reality.

This feeling of being as fake as a paper man came again.

Go away, I don't want to feel like this.

Next time I will definitely not know the future in advance.

It affects the mood too much.

I lowered my head and thought.

The worst part is that I'm not included in every future projection.

I'm like an extra person.

No matter how hard you try to insert it, it seems very abrupt.

How to put it, it should be called, there is no me in their future.

And I have no future.

It's terrible, is this the price to pay for becoming a master?

I didn't know when it was, I looked at the opposite side with my chin in my hand, Osamu Dazai had already started fooling Atsushi Nakajima, I smiled without a trace of smog on my face.

Kunikida Doppo went back with Dazai's note, Dazai and I came to a large warehouse, Dazai was still reading his book, Nakajima curled up on the box, and I squatted beside Dazai to draw a circle lock up.

"Dazai." I called out, "I'm a little hungry."

Osamu Dazai glanced at me, "Then why didn't you eat just now?"

"Oh, because I'm in a bad mood." I said willfully.

"Then there's nothing you can do about it, World-Wanning-san," Dazai Osamu flipped the pages of the book, "No matter if you're in a good mood or not, you still have to eat."

I pouted, "It's better to starve to death."

"It's painful to starve to death, world-weary-san," Osamu Dazai replied, "If you really want to starve to death, then you don't have to eat now."

I puffed my mouth and didn't make a sound to refute.

Atsushi Nakajima began to recall his past, his voice echoed in the warehouse.

I'm still drawing circles.

The moon is very bright tonight, Osamu Dazai closed the book, "Master of the world, don't draw circles, watch out for the tiger to slap you."

I raised my head proudly, "The tiger hit you, not me."

Osamu Dazai put his hand on my head, "World-weary-san, are we good friends?"

"No." I said decisively.

However, Osamu Dazai directly ignored my answer, "Well, we are good friends, so now that our friend is in trouble, can you help us?"

"No." I refused decisively.

However, it was of no use. Osamu Dazai closed the door and let me go after Asunakajima's analysis.

Others shut the door and let the dogs go, but Dazai Osamu closed the door and let me go.

Oh man.

I looked at the huge tiger with its sharp claws and was about to shoot it, so I quickly hid behind Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai, are we friends?" I asked, tugging at his sleeve.

Osamu Dazai had a cold face, "No."

I also ignored his answer, "Well, we are friends, so if you don't move we will be shot to death by a tiger."

"It's not bad to die in love with the world-weary sang." Osamu Dazai chatted.

"But you must be the first to be attacked by the tiger in the front. I was less attacked. Wouldn't it be a serious injury and a death? What a bad ending." I said.

"Oh," Osamu Dazai sighed, "Well, actually, although I want to commit suicide, I don't want to be shot to death by a tiger either."

"Extraordinary ability, disqualification in the world."

I took a step back.

God, what kind of supernatural power is this, the light is so shining!My Kaslan's big eyes are about to be blinded!

The tiger is gone, replaced by a comatose Atsushi Nakajima.

Kunikida Doppo hurried over at this time, looked at Dazai Osamu, Dazai Osamu explained the situation, and then I saw that all members of the Armed Detective Agency except the president had arrived.

I even want to give you a piece of bgm.

Yes, after two years, Osamu Dazai is 22, and I have not given up my bgm ideal.

Osamu Dazai looked at Atsushi Nakajima and made a decision, "Let him be a member of our club."

"Huh?" Kunikida stomped his feet, Edogawa Ranpo tilted his head and said Dazai Osamu was indeed an idiot.

I squatted next to Atsushi Nakajima, looking at his furry tiger hands, I wanted to pinch them.

But after thinking about it for a while, I gave up, because looking at this tiger hand, I would think of a normal human hand. If I pinched it, wouldn't I be harassing Atsushi Nakajima?

No, no, if you want to pinch it, it's better to raise a cat or something, just pinch it casually.

Although the hands may be scratched by cats full of scars.

That doesn't stop me from sucking cats~

I rubbed my chin before giving up on the idea of ​​a cat again.

What happens to my cat if I do die?

That's it.

Osamu Dazai looked at Atsushi Nakajima, and I sat on the ground dejectedly. Under everyone's gaze, Atsushi Nakajima finally woke up.

Then?

Then he became a member of our club, and today is his entrance test.

Osamu Dazai and I each share a big barrel. I don’t know where he saw it, saying that if you fold yourself in the barrel, people will die slowly.

Then he brought two big buckets with great interest and asked me to accompany him.

I didn't refuse either, so the two of us are now downstairs in Nakajima's dormitory. There are two large barrels side by side, and each of us folds a large barrel inside.

"It hurts." I said.

"World-weary-san, I think we will succeed in dying for love today." Osamu Dazai put down the phone and said.

"Are they just congratulating you on your successful suicide?" I asked.

"That's right, it's useless even to bring out the name of World-Wanning-san." Osamu Dazai said sadly.

"So why should I accompany you." I sank a little, expressionless.

"Ah, isn't it because of love?" Osamu Dazai was able to perform with a lot of voice and emotion in this situation, and I saw his body sinking.

"Hurry up and call," I said, "I think I'm going to heaven soon."

"I don't need to be world-weary-san to say that I will do this kind of thing," Osamu Dazai pressed the phone, "I think I can't hold it anymore."

Osamu Dazai put the phone to his ear, and I looked up at the sky.

So why on earth did I come to suffer with Dazai Osamu, a big pig's trotter!

I, little fairy, may have fallen into Osamu Dazai's ecstasy soup today.

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Hostess: I don't know why, but I fell for Osamu Dazai's ecstasy soup.