[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

Atsushi Nakajima is still a rookie after all, and he didn't congratulate us on our successful death, but rescued us.

I feel like I'm pretty much a cripple already.

I took out the candy, stuffed it into my mouth with a blank expression, and then watched Osamu Dazai fooling Atsushi Nakajima in various ways.

Alas, rookie, you are still too young.

I looked at the very innocent Nakajima Atsushi and sighed.

In the future, you don't know what kind of world you are facing, and you have to save the world every day.

In the early stage, he was beaten up by Akutagawa, and then he joined forces to beat others together.

Dazaiji's kung fu at deceiving people is simply perfect, I suspect that practice makes perfect for him, and he has also gained experience in deceiving people in the Central Plains, and now he is becoming more and more comfortable in deceiving people.

Atsushi Nakajima and Osamu Dazai started to "find jobs" for newcomers, and I followed behind with my hands behind my back.

Listening to Osamu Dazai's words, I couldn't hold back my voice, "Dazai, aren't you too narcissistic?"

"Huh? Why do you say that?" Osamu Dazai looked at me.

I raised my head and motioned him to look forward, "Kunikida-kun will tell you in detail, for example, you were buried in someone else's radish field, and you were caught with a fishing net."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands and said in an innocent tone, "But world-weary-san, you helped me lay the soil I buried in the ground, and the fishing net that brought me up after entering the water was paid by you to call the Armed Detective Agency on credit."

As soon as I heard it, I stared stiffly at Kunikida Doppo's serious face, trying to remedy that, "That's right! Don't slander me."

"Oh? How could it be! I still left evidence." Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and showed me some photos, "Look, isn't this the picture of you digging and burying me? And this, A recording of you calling someone to the Armed Detective Agency."

I lowered my head and patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder as if resigned to my fate, and said in a sad tone, "Am I still your sweetheart?"

"No." Osamu Dazai said relaxedly.

"I declare," I raised my head and shook Osamu Dazai, "Our friendship is gone! There is no love! I am no longer your Sweetheart! Find someone else to die for love!"

Osamu Dazai was shaken by me, but his tone was still stern and fearless, "Okay, no more love, and I'm not your sweetheart anymore, let's break up!"

"Split as much as you want, I'm afraid of you?" I replied.

"We're breaking up today, Osamu Dazai!" I said.

"Break up, break up," Dazai Osamu shook his phone, smiling unbearably, "I still have a lot of evidence of misanthropy in my phone! I'll show Kunikida-kun all of it today!"

"Heh," I laughed, "I also have evidence that you cheated Kunikida-kun! I will show Kunikida-kun today too!"

Osamu Dazai and I had a heated argument, Atsushi Nakajima looked at us speechlessly, Doppo Kunikida's anger rose slowly, and then interrupted us, explaining that someone was going to blow up the Armed Detective Agency.

Then our group hurried to the Armed Detective Agency.

All the statuettes who can win Oscars are all actor kings!

On the surface, I looked anxious and my steps were messy, but in fact I was as stable as Mount Tai, and I was still thinking about some miscellaneous things.

Oh, the sugar in my mouth is gone.

I quietly took out another candy and stuffed it in my mouth.

Tanizaki Junichiro's acting skills are really nothing to say, I was taken aback, coupled with the cooperation of Tanizaki Naomi, it is simply invincible.

I squatted on the ground with Osamu Dazai and the others, looking at the Tanizaki Junichiro brothers and sisters through the gaps in the leaves.

I looked anxious, as if I was about to cry, and then pulled Osamu Dazai's sleeve, with a pitiful face, "Dazai, what should I do?"

What to do, cold salad.

My clumsy acting skills should be pretty good, shouldn't Atsushi Nakajima see anything?

Dazai Osamu comforted me very cooperatively, and then Kunikida Doppo started rock-paper-scissors.

Kunikida lost alone.

Osamu Dazai had a smile on his face, "Kunikida-kun~"

The following is a large part of the duel performance between the actor and the actor, just to deceive Atsushi Nakajima.

Gosh, Atsushi Nakajima, you are so popular!

Even Osamu Dazai acted together just to lie to you!

It is very likely that Kunikida Doppo, who will be the next president, participated in order to deceive you.

This scene is too big!

But when I was still at Mori Ogai's place, it seemed that there was a big row of noodles.

I miss it so much.

That kind of Akutagawa in the left hand, Chuya Nakahara in the right, plus a domineering era of Osamu Dazai.

I'm just a little princess who doesn't explain.

It's a pity that the wall I see most now seems to be.

Kunikida Doppo doesn't treat me like a little princess at all!I just started working.

What is it like to be reduced to working for others overnight from a little princess?

I didn't feel much, because Osamu Dazai was also dragged by me to work with me.

Although this wage earner is extremely arrogant.

Osamu Dazai started fooling Atsushi Nakajima again, and I put the prop in front of Atsushi Nakajima with the prop in my hand.

Come on boy!

Don't worry, the old man has already done the calculation for you, but it's good luck!

As for the charge for fortune-telling, the old man sees that your bones are clear and you are a prodigy in martial arts, so forget it, just do divination for free, it is absolutely accurate and there is no falsehood!

Professional horary for 100 years.

Atsushi Nakajima took the props, stood up tremblingly, and spoke loudly to embolden himself. I relaxed my expression and looked ahead.

Osamu Dazai patted me.

"What?" I asked in a low voice.

"Do all the acting. Don't reveal your secrets." Osamu Dazai didn't even look at me, his eyes were all on Atsushi Nakajima.

"Oh." I adjusted my expression, looked crying, turned my head to look at Osamu Dazai, and patted his hand, "How is this expression?"

Osamu Dazai took a moment to glance at me, and almost failed, "Very good, very good, keep it up."

I looked at Atsushi Nakajima's test in front of me, and played the anxious person conscientiously, watching them as if I was watching a TV series.

A TV show close at hand.

Atsushi Nakajima is indeed a good boy, his first reaction was to cover the dangerous object with his body.

Of course, it does not rule out the role played by a sentence that Osamu Dazai said before.

The president handed over the matter to Dazai Osamu, anyway, Nakajima Atsushi successfully passed the test.

Atsushi Nakajima evaded somewhat, but Osamu Dazai was fooling around in various ways, but Atsushi Nakajima stayed behind.

Then it is to guess the previous position of the member.

I sat in the same position as Osamu Dazai with a lollipop in my mouth and looked at Atsushi Nakajima who was about to guess my occupation.

I took down the lollipop and gave Atsushi Nakajima a smile, "Guess, I'll lose if I guess right."

Nakajima Atsuzai looked at me carefully and kept thinking for a long time, "Student?"

I smiled and said, "So I'm still so young!"

Atsushi Nakajima thought about it again, "Actor?"

I took the lollipop and shook my head, "I'm a vagrant~"

In fact, I have done all kinds of occupations, and the time travel of more than 100 times is not in vain. But, since this is not the case, it is right to say that any occupation is right, so let’s make a compromise and be unemployed.

An unemployed vagrant who has tried every job~

The current wage earner under Kunikida Doppo of the Armed Detective Agency.

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The author has something to say:

Hostess: I'm not your Britney, Osamu Dazai.You have lost me.