[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

Having said that, how to transport the patient Dazai back safely and without touching his plaster is a very, very huge problem.

To be honest, I'm kind of at a loss.

I turned my head to look at Chuya Nakahara, only to find that he didn't know what to do more than I did.

I turned my head silently, not wanting to speak.

The cold wind was blowing, and Osamu Dazai's unabashed laughter came from the empty cemetery.

"Oh, Chuya, why didn't you move? It was agreed that I would be transported back intact! Finished, fine, undamaged, oh~" Osamu Dazai laughed at us mercilessly attack.

Zhongyuan Zhongya grabbed his hat irritably, "Huh? Why is it me! And you!" Zhongyuan Zhongya suddenly turned his head and glared at me, "As his daughter, why are you not worried at all?"

I:? ? ?

I was shocked, and even suspected that something was wrong with my ears.

I turned my head to look at the leisurely Osamu Dazai, then at Chuya Nakahara, pointed at Osamu Dazai, and pointed at myself, "He is 18 years old now, I look 6 years old, if I were his Daughter, didn't he have a child at the age of 11??"

What are you doing?

Zhong Yuan was also taken aback, "But Dazai just said that you are his daughter in front of so many people."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at me suspiciously, "At that time, he came to you in a hurry before the plaster cast was finished, saying that it was his daughter who was being besieged to lure the enemy, and came to you in a hurry, and then a group of people rushed to find you. He brought it here to look for you, the plaster is still put on here! Besides, you are not six years old, are you? Children, don’t report your age so big, you will grow up to be six years old one day.”

I:? ? ?

When I woke up, not only was my father fixed, but even my age was strongly questioned.

But I finally know why Nakahara Chuya didn't come up to beat me up, I was the culprit who caused Dazai Osamu to be seriously injured and put on a plaster cast, which indirectly caused our embarrassment now.

He dare not know at all!I thought it was a mine buried by the enemy!

It's okay, okay, since I don't know, then don't let him know, I can still avoid disaster.

I gradually showed a sad expression, it's time to test my acting skills!

"Dad Dazai said, you can't tell the truth when you are away from home! There will be bad people who will kidnap me! You can't show your feelings! If, if it is revealed, Dad Dazai... he will beat me..." My bright big Tears began to form in the eyes, and the twitching was particularly distressing.

"Ah? There is such a thing?! Isn't this child abuse?!" Nakahara Zhong also looked very angry, "Dazai, I am not talking about you, but it is your daughter anyway, so you have to take care of it anyway? As a Father, you are so unqualified!"

Hiding behind Nakahara Nakaya, I nodded repeatedly, made a face at Osamu Dazai unscrupulously, and stuck out my tongue.

That's right, Tai Zai Dae Dae.

Osamu Dazai was stunned by my shamelessness, and then showed a helpless smile, "Dazai is disgusting, be good, don't make trouble, when did I hit you, Daddy? It's too late to like you."

I secretly rolled my eyes, bah!Jumped off a building last night, tied a bomb/bomb to my body this morning, and now even changed my surname!

"Don't listen, don't listen, Dad Dazai recites the scriptures." I shook my head like a rattle drum, and the meaning of rejection was very obvious.

Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to be unable to stand it any longer. He grabbed his hat again irritably, raised his head towards Osamu Dazai, and called out to Osamu Dazai, "Hey, Dazai, don't bully her too much, okay? It's your daughter after all. .”

"Oh, it seems that Chuya likes my daughter very much! Could it be that he envies me for having such a lovely daughter?" Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara with a curious face and said.

"Huh? I'm not envious! Children are the most troublesome creatures." Zhong Yuanzhong replied impatiently.

"So how do you transport this troublesome guy away! Why did the boss give me this task! When I think of the next time I have to take care of you, a hateful guy, I feel sad! Damn, hateful, so hateful Who planted a mine and just blew you up?! I must find her out and beat her up!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also walked around restlessly, already on the verge of going berserk.

I shrank my neck guiltily.

Come on, don't I, who planted mines, have to take care of Dazai Osamu, a nasty big pig's hoof!

Well, I'm really sorry, Chuya Nakahara.

If you get hurt, you have to face this insidious pig-hoofed Osamu Dazai with me.

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A little bit more in the middle of the night_(:з」∠)_

good night.