[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

But my embarrassment immediately got slapped in the face.

Osamu Dazai reprimanded Akutagawa with a cold face, and succeeded in drawing hatred for me, and then...he asked Akutagawa to take me out for a walk.

???

The good name is to cultivate feelings.

I looked at Akutagawa's undisguised vicious eyes, and felt that I would be torn apart by Rashomon in the next second.

Now, I walk on the street.

Behind him is Akutagawa, who is not easy to mess with at first glance.

I walked down the street calmly, feeling the coolness behind me.

If I wasn't the daughter of Dazai Osamu who is "connected by blood", I guess I would have ascended to heaven by now.

Fortunately, at least there is still a "blood connection" that stops Akutagawa's eager heart.

Recalling the scene where I just agreed to Osamu Dazai and was strangled by Rashomon as soon as I went out, I stopped and lowered my head to touch my red neck.

"You, what are you stopping for? Don't think that you can be unscrupulous just because you are Mr. Dazai's daughter! Just embarrass Mr. Dazai!" Akutagawa coughed, and then said with eyes that wished to eat me.

I couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.

"Ah, yes, but what if I just want to embarrass him?" I turned my head, and my eyes were colder than ever. "So what?"

In fact, I have almost forgotten who once commented on me like this, saying that my eyes are like snakes, cold and vicious.

Not only is she unscrupulous, has no rules, and is extremely hateful, she will always stab her in the back with a vicious heart.

I can't remember exactly how I felt at the time, but I was probably shocked, puzzled, and finally relieved.

I don't feel like I'm a snake because it's not enough to fully describe the darkness within me.

Maybe it was like a snake at first, and then it gradually became blacker and blacker.

Akutagawa was obviously angered by my provocation, I tilted my head to avoid Rashomon's attack, and at the same time, I still said, "Oh, Akutagawa-kun, don't you have the heart to let the blood that contains half of Mr. Dazai's blood flow out to expose it?" In this harsh sunlight?"

In Akutagawa's eyes, my smile is probably super invincible and dazzling, the kind that makes people want to slap me away.

Come on, what's the matter, you just can't hit me oh~

Akutagawa was very angry, I dodged left and right very smoothly, like playing with Akutagawa.

Looking at Akutagawa's ferocious face, I smiled even more happily.

I reckon that what he feels now is like the feeling of playing whack-a-mole, but you can't hit it no matter what.

I just like to see how you want to shoot me to death, but you can't take a picture of me.

One word: cool!

I had a cheerful expression on my face and even hummed a song.

Happy!

It was almost dusk, I looked at the indefatigable Akutagawa, and I felt that Akutagawa's physical strength is really good, and he can last until now.

I looked up at the sky, the original purpose of coming out had not been achieved, but half of the time was spent on this super big fan of Dazai Osamu Akutagawa, I sighed, and took out a smoke/mist from my pocket / flick, quickly dropped it, and ran into the library as soon as possible.

Goodbye!I still have to dig a hole for Osamu Dazai... Bah, it's a book selection!

The library was very quiet, I walked lightly to the novel area, looked up at the classification of romance, looking for books of the same category.

The more bloody the better.

I rubbed my chin, and saw a book with a very sharp-eyed name that fit my dog ​​blood idea. My eyes lit up, and I quickly took it out. I was going to see if it was enough dog blood, and then go Brainwash Dazai.

Well, not bad, enough blood!Enough!Brainwashed enough!You are the one! !

I nodded firmly, then quickly picked out a few more books, and then went to the counter to pay.

As for whose money...

Of course it's Dazai Osamu's big pig's trotter~

When he was lying on the hospital bed and crying, he brought it along.

But the thickness of the wallet always makes me feel like something is wrong.

who cares.

At this time, Zhong Yuanzhong, who was on his way home, also sneezed.

"Why do I feel like I've overlooked something... Ah, I'm so annoying, I don't want to think about it, it must be that Dazai Osamu is scolding me again! Tsk."

It was completely dark.

I stayed in the room that had been arranged by Senouwai and continued to read dog-blood romance novels.

It's basically a heart-wrenching novel~

It's really exciting.

I closed the book with a smile, spread the five romance novels evenly under the pillow, turned off the lights, and fell asleep.

See you tomorrow, Osamu Dazai.

After some time, I came back to my senses and found that I was standing in an empty European-style auditorium in a bridal gown.

This is... getting married?

I turned my head and looked outside the door, and I saw Osamu Dazai with a face that didn't deserve a beating, wearing a white groom's suit and holding a ring in his hand, his face was so tender that it was almost dripping.

???

Am I crazy or is he crazy?

He passed me step by step.

Well, how should I put it, it's like the feeling that the Prince Charming in the dream came to marry me on a colorful auspicious cloud.

but!but! !

What the hell is a group of zombies following behind? ? ?

Are you crossing the stage?

The first to bear the brunt was a giant zombie with a face like Akutagawa, who loyally guarded Dazai Osamu, looking at me with fierce eyes, wishing to eat me right away.

The second is all kinds of little zombies. In their eyes, I am like a delicious little cake, the kind that can be eaten at any time.

Then, Dazai Osamu finally spoke, "Wannashi-san, die for love? Being eaten by zombies is also a good choice~"

Pooh!Have you asked my opinion?Who wants to be eaten by zombies!I don't want this kind of unattractive and painful way of dying!

I looked around and thought of a way out.

For some reason, I dragged Dazai Osamu and escaped together.

Then this guy suddenly smiled and told me that he is actually the king of zombies!

Depend on!

I really wanted to swear, and then this piece of trash waved his hand and let the zombies come and eat me.

The first one to rush over was Akutagawa Zombie, he quickly divided me up, and then looked at Osamu Dazai begging for praise.

Then?Then Osamu Dazai touched his head encouragingly.

I endured the feeling of wanting to complain, and suddenly the screen changed, and I found that I was actually in the toilet.

It was chilly all over, I looked down and saw that my body was completely soaked, and then there were a bunch of girls outside who were yelling arrogantly around my toilet cubicle.

Oops, look at my temper.

I kicked open the toilet door, beat up all the girls, and walked out.

I don't know why there are some messy memories. It is roughly that this school is a noble school, and then there are three school princes, namely Dazai Osamu, what is the warm-hearted prince, bah, just this big pig's hoof is still heart-warming?

Then there is Chuya Nakahara, called Prince Noya, followed by Ryunosuke Akutagawa, called Prince Cold Noodles.

Pooh!Why is there no other name in the Central Plains?Just use one word in the name to pass it off?

Then my current situation is that a commoner woman ran to confess to Osamu Dazai without knowing what to do, isn't it?How could I confess? ?Forget it, then Dazai Osamu agreed, so the commoner girl became the girlfriend of the prince in the hearts of countless girls.

However, Osamu Dazai didn't mean it, he just wanted to play with my big scumbag, and then Nakahara couldn't stand it anymore, so he helped me frequently, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke is Dazai Osamu's younger brother, and I was extremely upset, so Find fault with me every day.

As a result, in the eyes of others, I became a green tea bitch who provoked the school girls of the three princes, Bai Lianhua. In order to keep me away from them, they launched a collective school violence.

Pooh!

What do you want?

I walked towards Dazai Osamu angrily, and there were all kinds of screams, abuse and discussions around me.

I don't know why a 40-meter long knife suddenly appeared out of thin air in my hand. I didn't think about it, so I just picked up the big knife and slashed at Osamu Dazai.

I don't know when, all the surrounding campuses disappeared, only me and Osamu Dazai were left, and then, this guy even got a double body!

Now Osamu Dazai's unbeatable face is everywhere! !

Dazai Osamu's frivolous voice filled his ears again.

When I couldn't bear it anymore and planned to wipe them all out, I suddenly woke up.

I lie in bed.

Just when I breathed a sigh of relief, I suddenly found Osamu Dazai sitting beside the bed with his back to me. The most terrifying thing was that he was shirtless.

I'm scared to death, okay? !

I saw him smoking a cigarette and puffing out the smoke, then he stood up, glanced at me, and threw the money on the bed, with an extremely indifferent voice, "here, take it."

Hey!Look at you!

I don't know why a 40-meter-long broadsword appeared next to me again. I grabbed it and chopped it at Osamu Dazai's face.

I think you deserve a beating!

"Jingle bell! Jingle bell!"

The sound of the alarm clock sounded suddenly, I opened my eyes suddenly, looked at the ceiling, panting heavily.

This is... a dream?

I rubbed my hand against the cold sweat on my forehead.

I exhale.

calm down.

Scared me.

The morning sun shone in through the curtains, and birds chirped from time to time outside the window.

I moved the pillow away and read the romance novels I "carefully selected" yesterday.

No, I have to show all of this to Osamu Dazai, after all, I have had nightmares about these, and he is still disturbing me in my dreams.

And he frightened me a lot.

Let the zombies eat me, especially the big zombie Akutagawa, and then the invincible big scumbag in the campus world, and finally abandon him in chaos.

Especially the part where the money is thrown at me!

Who wants your pennies? !

Oh, no, I seem to have just stolen his wallet yesterday.

I suddenly realized that you are really scary, Osamu Dazai.

Didn't you just steal your wallet, why did you come to torture me in my dream?

Besides, that wallet is not yours yet.

Didn't you also come here from Zhongya in the Central Plains?

I patted my chest and thought.

I got out of bed with bare feet, pulled aside the curtains, and opened the window.

A fresh feeling came over me.

I felt the cold wind blowing, and my chaotic brain gradually became clear.

It's another beautiful morning.

The author has something to say:

(Chuya Chuya's wallet will be returned by the hostess, along with the money for buying books)

Nakahara Chuya (suddenly recalled touching his pocket):? ? ?Where is my wallet?

Osamu Dazai: I was wronged, my daughter stole your wallet!Daughter, I was wronged, and I didn't let the zombies bite you!Didn't start chaotically and end up giving up!I'm not a big scumbag! !Injustice!

Heroine: Osamu Dazai is really a big pig!

Suddenly came the idea to write.If I update it tomorrow, I will insert a part of Nakahara Nakaya’s dream after reading the dog-blood romance novel~