[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

Today's Osamu Dazai is still lying on the hospital bed.

I quietly opened the door with five romance novels in my arms, and saw Dazai Osamu who was reading suicide books at a glance.

"Yo, world-weary-san, why are you here so early?" Dazai Osamu raised his head and glanced at me, then waved his hand at me with a brisk tone.

I silently rolled my eyes, why?It's not because I was frightened awake by having a nightmare.

I ran to his bedside with short legs, and then looked up at his face carefully.

Osamu Dazai looked at me in confusion.

Tsk, it really doesn't look like it.

Dreams are deceiving.

With his appearance, if he really appeared in a European-style auditorium wearing a groom's suit, with a gentle face as if nourished by love, then he must not be him.

Osamu Dazai is no longer Osamu Dazai.

"It's nothing." I shook my head, lifted the five romance novels with great effort and put them on the cabinet beside Osamu Dazai's bed, then dragged a chair and sat on it by myself.

"By the way, old thief Dazai, bah, no, it's dad Dazai, look, I found a good thing." I winked at Osamu Dazai, and quietly pushed the romance novel towards him.

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, looked at the gaudy and vulgar cover, and agreed without changing his expression.

"Okay, but world-weary-san," Osamu Dazai pointed at the pile of romance novels with an innocent face, "Your taste reminds me of a certain dwarf."

I raised my eyebrows, "Isn't it enough that the content is good? Look at it, look at it!"

I couldn't wait to pull out a romance novel and put it in Dazai Osamu's arms, then looked at Dazai Osamu obediently.

Osamu Dazai picked up the novel, held it in the air, and then read it in a lazy tone with his head raised, with a curious expression on his face, "Ah, the title is... The runaway wife of the domineering president?"

"Huh? What a distinctive name!" Osamu Dazai said with a bright light in his eyes.

"Yes, yes, come, come, look, look!" I stretched my head over and smiled innocently.

Because Osamu Dazai has only one hand that can move freely, it is very inconvenient to turn the book, so I rolled up my sleeves with great interest and volunteered to go up and turn the pages for Osamu Dazai to browse.

I saw Osamu Dazai nodding his head sometimes, and sometimes he suddenly realized that if I hadn’t shipped these romance novels, I might have thought that Osamu Dazai was reading some very in-depth books.

Gee.

Then, Dazai Osamu suddenly launched a series of soul torture on me, and I was excited from the beginning to expressionless at the end.

"Oh, world-weary sang, look, why is this person's name so long? Is it popular now? Otherwise, I should have a name like this too! Let's call it Port · Black · Suicide · Boundless Charm · Everyday Miss sister likes... Ah, by the way, since you are the object of my love, you should also choose this name with me. It is the same as the woman in the book. What is Alice Liuli Maryyan Sora? ·……What?"

"Thank you so much. I don't need it. Port·Black·Suicide for Love·Boundless Charm·every day there is a young lady who likes Mr."

"Oh? World-weary-san is so cold!"

"World-weary sang, actually I have another question, why didn't they die together? Ah, how wonderful it is to die for love!"

"Not everyone loves dying for love as much as you do."

"Eh? Really? All right."

"Pfft."

"why are you laughing?"

"No, it's just that the boss has just been substituted into the gangster inside, and I feel inexplicably happy hahahahahaha."

"..."

"World-weary sang."

"What?"

"I have a question."

"Say!"

"Why is this pregnant child who has been tossing and tossing around still intact? Oh, oh, look, they all fell down the stairs."

"How would I know?"

"Ah, world-weary-san is so indifferent!" Dazai Osamu looked aggrieved, as if I had bullied him, until now I deeply realized that it was my most unwise choice to read romance novels to Dazai Osamu.

none of them.

It is simply a mental attack! !

I was tortured in my dream last night, and I continued to be tortured this morning.

I feel like I'm about to wither now, at a flower-like age.

terrible!

But soon, someone seemed like a god who suddenly appeared. He descended into the world without warning and saved me.

It's him, it's him, our good friend Chuya Nakahara.

When he opened the door and came in, I nearly burst into tears.

You are my God!

Chuya Nakahara, I really like you so much!

The best thing is, he even brought breakfast! ! !

Oh, how could there be such a handsome, suave and charming person in this world!God!

Chuya, I really... like you so much.

"Ah, you are indeed here." Zhongyuan Zhongya glanced at me, then walked over to put breakfast on the cabinet, but the cabinet was already covered with various romance novels, and Zhongyuan Zhong also carried the breakfast bag , After reading the fancy romance novels, he was silent for a while, and then sneered mercilessly, with an extremely arrogant tone, "Hahaha, trash Dazai, you still read this kind of book!"

"Oh Chuya, good morning. Oh? Are you talking about these books? Let me tell you, these books are actually pretty good~" Osamu Dazai pointed to the books on the cabinet with a smile on his face, even I am going to pass the book in my hand to Zhong Yuan Zhongye to read it.

Nakahara Chuya's expression was indescribable, his tone was arrogant and he even looked at Osamu Dazai with a hint of disgust, "Huh? Please don't, I don't watch this kind of stuff."

"Oh? What a pity, it's so good-looking." Dazai Osamu looked disappointed, and then continued to read romance novels with an exaggerated expression. I poked my head over to see what this big pig's trotter was trying to do. A moth.

"Dazai, it's time to eat." Nakahara called out to Osamu Dazai loudly, seeing that Osamu Dazai ignored him, he raised his voice again, "Hey, bastard Dazai, did you hear me?!"

Osamu Dazai still ignored him, looking as if he was immersed in the world in the book.

"Hey! Dazai! Bastard Dazai!" Nakahara Nakaya persistently shouted louder and louder.

Dazai still ignored him.

Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to have some doubts, "Is it really so beautiful?"

Dazai's rule was as stable as Mount Tai, and he remained motionless.

Zhongyuan Zhong also took a romance novel from the cabinet in doubt, and muttered, "I want to see how good it is, but it makes you react like this."

Nakahara was also fooled into opening the romance novel, and I could clearly feel Osamu Dazai trembling from laughing.

After a while, Zhongyuan Zhong also put down the romance novel in his hand, his face turned twisted, "It seems pretty good, right?"

Osamu Dazai couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

"Oh, Chuya, it's really good-looking, isn't it!" Osamu Dazai turned over the romance novel in his hand with a pure face, and held it in front of Chuya Nakahara, "Especially this part!"

"Boss stared at me closely with his indifferent face, his eyes were like a lonely snow wolf, his voice was low and full of magnetism, he leaned over and whispered in my ear, 'You are mine.'… …puff."

Dazai Osamu read a paragraph of text in the novel with emotion, and then he couldn't hold back, and laughed again.

"No, no, it's too funny, especially when the boss is substituted in, oh my god, it's really unimaginable!"

Osamu Dazai put down the romance novel, looked at Chuya Nakahara, "Are you right, Chuya?"

"Huh? You're kidding me! Ah, Dazai, you bastard!" Zhongya Nakahara suddenly realized that he had been tricked by Dazai again, and was furious, but it was not easy to beat Dazai, so he could only verbally curse, "Bastard!"

Osamu Dazai was humming a song with a sullen expression on his face, and his tone was innocent, "Ah, who made Chuuya so easy to lie~"

Zhongyuan Zhong also took out the breakfast angrily when he heard the words, and put it heavily on the cabinet, while I hurriedly threw these romance novels aside, so that the breakfast could be placed on the cabinet properly.

"Bastard Dazai, I have goosebumps all over my body now." Nakahara Zhongya replied irritably, "Stop looking at such nonsense, if the boss finds out, he won't come over and whip you."

"He won't." Osamu Dazai replied casually.

"Oh, that's right," Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at me. I felt a little guilty for a moment. To be reasonable, his wallet seemed to be still on me.

"I don't know what you like to eat, so I bought all the ones recommended by the store. Let's see what you like to eat?" Zhong Yuanzhong also put a bunch of good dishes in front of me. Planting vegetables, then pointing to himself, "It's all for me?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded as a matter of course, "Eat whatever you want, you're welcome."

For the first time, I felt what it's like to be a rich man.

"Ah, Chuya, why is my breakfast just one fish, one bowl of porridge, two eggs, and a glass of milk! It's not fair! The gap is too big!" Dazai Osamu held the white porridge that Nakahara Chuya handed him , with an aggrieved face, started crying like a child.

"I want spicy hairy crabs too! I want delicious food too!" Osamu Dazai lazily yelled.

Nakahara also turned his head and glanced at Osamu Dazai, "Huh? You don't want your legs anymore? Want to eat them? No way. The doctor has said that you can't eat spicy stimulants, you should eat more egg and milk foods. Besides , this fish has been cooked by me for a long time, you know?"

Osamu Dazai stopped his exaggerated crying with a surprised face, and even I stopped eating and looked at Nakahara Chuya with a surprised face.

"What are you doing? Why are you all looking at me like this? Is there any problem?" Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at us, his voice getting louder and louder, showing a vicious look on his face, but in fact he asked a little uncomfortable road.

"No, it's just a novelty. Chuya will cook me soup." Osamu Dazai spread his hands and said, "I didn't expect you to care about me so much, Chuya~ I will never say that you are short, you are an angel! "

"Huh? Bastard Dazai, you did it on purpose!"

"Oh? Is there? Why didn't I know~" Dazai's beating voice came as usual.

"Dazai!!!"

The ward was full of chaos, Zhongyuan Zhong was also furious, and Osamu Dazai looked embarrassed.

"Ah, but I will definitely find the bastard who injured you." Zhong Yuanzhong also sat on the chair, his voice was rare and low, "I will beat him hard."

I, the culprit who injured Osamu Dazai, bit the spicy hairy crab bought by Chuya Nakahara, who wanted to beat me up, trembling with tears.

No, you don't want to.

I feel like my life is at a loss.

It seems that the goal of finding an umbrella should be put on the agenda as soon as possible.

Osamu Dazai's eyes bypassed Nakahara Chuya, and he glanced at me with a smile, "Dazai is tired, isn't the hairy crab delicious~"

I took a hard bite of the hairy crab, and my voice was vague, "Of course."

"Do you like hairy crabs?" Nakahara turned to me and asked.

I looked at Nakahara Chuya with mixed emotions. When I took off my vest, I guess what I faced would not be his gentle attitude, but maybe it would be fists.

I grimaced and nodded hurriedly.

Yes, yes, hairy crabs are my favorite.

Bow down to evil forces.

"Eat more if you like it, and I'll take you out to buy candy later. Didn't I promise you yesterday." Nakahara Chuya said.

Woo, I won't feel this treatment again when I fall off the horse, the storm is crying.

The author has something to say:

Nakahara Chuya's Day as a Father

Eldest daughter Osamu Dazai: I want to eat spicy hairy crabs too!

Youngest daughter, world-weary: I must not be discovered by Chuya Zhongyuan that I am the one who cheated him!

I almost forgot the foreshadowing, it was the children's paradise air cushion in the middle of the night, why did Osamu Dazai tie the heroine to the cemetery, why did the heroine know that Osamu Dazai would pass by that alley, why Ogai Mori met the heroine in person

I... I almost forgot why myself／Laughing and crying