[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

"My lord, my aunt has given birth! She is a little princess!"

When Zhong Yuan woke up, this was the first sentence he heard.

ha?

What a mess, Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned and asked, "You mean me?"

"Oh, look at our master is so happy and silly, isn't it you!"

???

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked around, and when he lowered his head, he saw seven little ones standing in front of him. When he looked carefully...

"Dazai?!"

Seven Dazai? ? ? !

Are they all small?

Zhong Yuanzhong was also taken aback, and quickly stepped back a few steps.

"Master, what's the matter with you?" An old woman stepped forward and asked.

Nakahara Chuya tilted his head and pointed at seven Dazai Osamu of different sizes, "Who are they?!"

"Oh, master, you don't even know your son anymore? You really are so excited." The old mother had a kind face.

Nakahara was also dumbfounded, and turned his head to look at the seven faces of Osamu Dazai, each of which was different in size and tenderness, but that didn't prevent them from having the same smile!

These are deceitful, deceitful, deceptive!definitely is!

How could it be my son!

How can my son be a bastard Dazai!

No, I don't even have a girlfriend, a son from somewhere!

Nakahara Chuya was just about to think about it, when suddenly the seven Dazai Osamu in front of him ran towards him, the older one was pulling his sleeves, smiling innocently, and the younger one was hugging his thighs, playing rogue.

The scariest thing was that they were still buzzing, "Daddy, I want to eat spicy hairy crab!"

"Daddy, I want to eat that!"

"Ah! Daddy is not fair!"

Zhongyuan Zhongya was one head and two big, with Dazai's face in front of his eyes, and Dazai's voice calling Dazai in his ears.

Nakahara was also at a loss, thinking about quickly peeling off the seven Dazai Osamu, but Dazai Osamu was like a piece of brown sugar, you just peeled off this piece, and when you peel off another piece, this piece will stick again come up.

"Ah, I'm so annoying! Go away, bastard Dazai!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also couldn't bear to shout.

Suddenly the picture changed, and Zhongyuan Zhong also found himself lying on the bed. When he breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly found that he had turned into a baby.

Just when he was about to think, a huge face suddenly appeared in his sight.

Why is it you again, Dazai!

Seeing Osamu Dazai smiling happily, "Sister, I'm brother~"

What brother is not brother, eh?younger sister? ?No way?Are you talking about me? ?

Nakahara Nakaya was terrified, but Dazai Osamu was scratching his face with a dog's tail grass. Nakahara Nakahara was also irritated and wanted to avoid it, dancing around, and then he heard Dazai Osamu coming from above. That "silver bell" general laughter.

What are you laughing laughing! !

Nakahara also felt that he had reached the brink of explosion, but as a baby he was helpless.

Ah, sure enough that bastard Dazai is a bastard!

Zhong Yuanzhong also decided to give up struggling.

Soon, the picture changed again, and he finally returned to normal, but when he looked up, he saw Dazai Osamu standing in front of him with a woman in his arms, and then challenged him with a victorious gesture, "Give up, she likes it!" it's me."

???

No, bastard Dazai, are you still in your mind?

Then the girl on the opposite side lowered her head and said shyly, "That's not it~"

Gee.

Spicy eyes.

Nakahara also stayed away from them silently. He felt that Osamu Dazai was too broken today, and he couldn't accept it.

terrible.

The screen turned again, and Zhong Yuanzhong also found himself in a room, smelling of alcohol everywhere, Zhong Yuanzhong also moved his hands and feet, and there were still messy memories in his mind.

For example, he has a good friend named Osamu Dazai who got married today and married the goddess in his mind, and then he drank here to drink away his worries.

?

Zhong Yuanzhong also sat on the spot with an indescribable expression.

"Jingle Bell! Jingle Bell"

The alarm clock sounded suddenly, and Nakahara Zhong also slowly opened his eyes and looked out the window.

The confused mind gradually woke up, and Zhong Yuanzhong also recalled the dream, with complicated emotions.

Or the real Dazai Osamu is normal.

This is the only thought that Zhongyuan Zhongya had after dreaming.

This dream is really terrible.

The author has something to say:

Nakahara Chuya: I can't afford to provoke you, I'm sorry to bother you, please continue