[Bungo Stray Dogs] After One Night X

Sex after drinking, the ancients never deceived me.

When I woke up with a hangover and saw the orange-haired youth sleeping next to me, I knew I was going to die.The only way to survive now is to leave this land of wolves and tigers and seek refuge with my cousin.

"The world is so big, I want to see it." The silver-haired middle-aged man squeezed the A4 paper, read according to the content on it, and fell silent for a moment, "I need a real reason."

"...I just want to survive, President." I glanced at the resignation letter that I spent 3 minutes preparing, and silently lowered my noble head.

This time the other party was silent for a longer time, and his casual face showed a subtle change, but he was quickly suppressed, "You go out to work first, I'll think about it."

"Okay, President." I bowed respectfully to him, and before leaving the president's room, I suddenly thought of something, held the doorknob for a moment, turned my head with a sincere expression, "In addition, I ordered I booked a plane ticket to Italy in the afternoon."

"..."

I think the president didn't beat me to death because of years of self-cultivation. If my subordinates dare to cut me first and play later, they will be kicked out of the office on the fourth floor by me, even though I didn't subordinate.

But I really just want to survive, why do I have to face such a heavy thing, I am only 20 years old, at the age of a flower.With Kunikida Doppo's late mother face next to me, I lay down on the desk decadently, wanting to shed tears of bitterness for myself.

"Shaluo, are you really going to resign?" My colleague and best friend Yosano Akiko hugged me from behind, she smiled wickedly, "Because of that scumbag? Want to change your mood after breaking up?"

Kunikida Doppo snorted coldly, "For such a boring reason, your life is as meaningless as that bandage wasting device."

Ignoring what he said and making both of them angry, I looked up at the ceiling and sighed sadly, "If only life could be this simple."

I still have the unlovable face, and my tone is vicissitudes, "I drank some wine last night, and then I did something wrong."

"If your fault is that you slept with a man who shouldn't have sex after drinking." Edogawa sat cross-legged on the table with a big bag of snacks in his arms. He pushed his glasses, Raise a troublesome smile.

"...For example?" Yosano Akiko asked hesitantly.

"For example, a high-ranking gangster," I couldn't help crying out, "after all, my family also has gangster blood. My cousin is the leader of the Italian gangsters. Why should I be here? A decent one."

She rolled her eyes with Yosano Akiko, "Why didn't you say that your ex-boyfriend is still a cop."

"Akiko, you are talking nonsense!" I snatched a tissue from Kunikida's table, and yelled angrily while blowing my nose, "Don't mention that idiot to me, he thinks his lover is still an idiot like this country. □An excuse to break up with me. Wow - I'm going to be bad! I'm going to be a gangster!"

"In the final analysis, it's his fault." I wiped my tears miserably, "If he hadn't proposed a breakup, I wouldn't have gone to the bar to get drunk. If I hadn't gone to the bar to get drunk, I wouldn't have raped that man. If I hadn't raped that man, I wouldn't have fled abroad. If it hadn't been—"

"So which man did you sleep with?" Yosano Akiko interrupted me impatiently, "Is that an exaggeration? Isn't it just a man, will he come to your door and ask you to take responsibility?"

"Yes." The old god Edogawa Ranpo, who sees through everything, nodded on the ground, "He will not be responsible, he will only kill Sara."

I sniffed, lowered my head pitifully, "I put Zhong Yuanzhong to sleep."

...The Armed Detective Agency suddenly fell into a terrible silence. Everyone except Ranpo looked at me with very complicated eyes, and the clerk Naomi Tanizaki even had some admiration in her eyes.

Yes, I put to sleep the shorty named Nakahara Chuya, the cadre of the Port Mafia, the rival of our armed detective agency.

Also, I did some extra stuff with a flick of my brain before I blew the shit out of the door.At that time, I didn't know where the guilt came from. I took out all the cash in my wallet and put it on the table as compensation, and only kept a little taxi fare for myself.Looking back now, I almost want to give myself two slaps, isn't it clear that he is a duck?Your technique was very good last night. This is a tip for you... I can even imagine the scene where the other party destroyed the hotel in a rage when he saw the pile of money.It was just a simple one-night sex, but it made it so complicated for me... No, no, no, Yuejian Shaluo, wake up, one-night sex is complicated enough in itself!

"Yeah, I just came back from committing suicide and heard something amazing." The corner of the visitor's mouth curled up, "How about his skills?"

"Better than you." I choked back angrily.

"...This is a terrible thing!!!" Kunikida Doppo put his hands on my shoulders and yelled wildly, but his last "ah—" ending was circling in my mind, and I didn't know it at all What is he saying.

headache, tinnitus...

Kidney deficiency.

My name is Tsukimi Sharo, a former member of the Armed Detective Agency, and now... a member of the Armed Detective Agency.

The president Fukuzawa Yukichi did not agree to my resignation, but he gave me half a year of paid leave.

Conscience boss, I wiped my tears and turned around and boarded the flight to Italy.

Half a year later... Zhong Yuanzhong should have already forgotten about me, after all, his kind of gangster probably changes a woman every day, and he is addicted to sex, alcohol and tobacco.And we were just having sex overnight, that's right, it's all a matter of your choice, we are all adults, and we don't care about such small things.

The more I thought about it, the more certain I became. With tears in my eyes, I gave a big hug to Tsunayoshi Sawada, who came to pick up the plane, "Brother, I didn't expect you to be so busy and not forget your old father at home... Sister, come here to pick up the plane in person. Sister really It’s so touching, in fact, you don’t need to come here in person, it’s enough to send ten or eight bodyguards, helicopters or luxury cars.”

Kokichi Sawada:……

My cousin Tsunayoshi Sawada, who is a few months younger than me, is a good-for-nothing... No, no, it should be said that he used to be a good-for-nothing, but now he is the tenth member of the most powerful Italian Mafia, Vongola. My sister, who lives in Baidao, is honored.

"All in all, it's a broken relationship, so your president asked you to take a half-year vacation to adjust your mood, and you decided to go to Sicily to relax." Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't breathe, and called him crying for several hours before I came to Italy. Repeat the content, "Is that so?"

"Almost." I nodded nah, I don't want to say anything about Yiye X.

My younger brother placed me in the Vengley headquarters. How should I put it, I am a decent person wandering around the underworld site every day, which is a little exciting.I know his Spartan teachers and guardians, I also know the assassination troops who came to make trouble back then, and I have seen the white-haired Brand's Chicken Essence...I am a decent person who knows so many mafia!

I lived happily in Sicily. I bought Tsunayoshi Sawada’s black card every day. I felt that I was about to become a woman who was adopted/raised by the mafia godfather.

"Brother, in fact, Japanese cousins ​​can get married." I grasped Tsunayoshi Sawada's hand, with tears in my eyes, "What do you think of my sister?"

"Sara, calm down." Sawada Tsunayoshi smiled like a mafia boss, "Didn't Bulgari release a few new perfumes, and I will ask Yuji to accompany you to see them tomorrow?"

Hayato, who was next to him, immediately showed a disgusted expression, but because it was an order from his respected Judaime, he had to hold back.

dislike me?I still despise you.Glancing at him, I snorted, "I'll just go by myself."

I know that it is very dangerous for an oriental person to wander alone in Sicily, and I also know that being weak and harmless like a little white rabbit conforms to the aesthetics of some garbage, but I still don’t like being stuck in an alley. Didn't really think about it, and it turned out to be for my money and not my looks.

"Little beauty, brothers and sisters are a little tight recently, can you lend me some money to spend?" The young man in a sleek dress blocked my way forward and backward, looking at the mosaic face of the other party, I couldn't help but shed tears. Line clear tears.

Sucking my nose, I said, "I...I like you."

As soon as the voice fell, with me as the center, the golden lightning spread from under my feet into a spider web and spread to the entire alley. The few youths who killed Matt in front of me were instantly turned into charred by me, lying on the ground moaning/groaning weakly.

My superpower is called "Generating Power for Love". This name has been ridiculed by the entire Armed Detective Agency for a long time, but everyone who laughed at me turned into an afro by me.Osamu Dazai, who was wearing an afro, praised that the method of electric shock suicide seemed to be not bad, and then he was electrocuted by the electric wire that I hit him with anger.

The ability itself is a bit like that cow I hate, it uses electric shocks.But there are places where my ability is better than his, and there are places where I have been unable to complain.Before activating the supernatural power, you must express your love to the target of the attack, even if it is a simple sentence of "I like you".At the same time, if you add the name of the attack target, you can form a tracking electric shock, which can chase him like a tracking missile/missile, but the limitation is that the attack target must be within the line of sight.

God knows how many times I have to throw up before I can say I like these unappetizing guys. I used to automatically replace them with the face of my dark but handsome boyfriend, but now... replace it with the short but handsome face A one-night X object with a good figure?I suppressed this thought as soon as it came out. It was too scary. I probably had this thought because I was sick.

The happy time always flies so fast, I took the suitcase and said goodbye to my brother and his guardians, and then set foot on the flight back home.

Probably because of the beauty created by the distance. At this time, I missed my group of stupid colleagues very much. I took a taxi to the Armed Detective Agency as soon as I got off the plane.

"Little ones, why don't you turn on the lights. Dad brought you a gift, so hurry up to welcome you." I kicked the door open, and then I saw a teenager I didn't know knelt on the ground with his buttocks pouted. The posture was very suitable. a certain position.I was silent for a while, then turned my head to look at Osamu Dazai and the others, and couldn't help showing a subtle look, "You idiots are playing something terrible in broad daylight."

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Fixed a bug.