[Bungo Stray Dogs] After One Night X

After asking, I realized that this is just an assessment for new members, not a shame play.

"It scared me to death. I thought my colleague would evolve into such a bad adult after only half a year of vacation." I covered my chest with a look of fear, then turned my head and enthusiastically held the hand of the new member, "Dun Jun, Welcome to the Armed Detective Agency, I am one of the most reliable members of this agency."

"If what you call reliable is that you got drunk and slept with an unprovoked man and went abroad to hide for half a year." Kunikida Doppo didn't hesitate to dismantle me, which made me feel that our friendship was in jeopardy , perhaps we may not have friendship itself.

Seeing the frightened and pitiful look of the new member, I slapped Kunikida on the back of the head, "Just talk about it, don't let the children know about the dirty things of adults."

Kunikida pushed his glasses, "Let me remind you, he is already an adult."

"I don't care, I don't care, under the old law you have to be 20 years old to become an adult."

In addition to Atsushi Nakajima, there is also a newcomer named Kenji Miyazawa, who was poached from a village by the president two months ago.I looked at the blond cutie with freckles on his face in confusion. He was wearing plain blue overalls and a straw hat, and asked hesitantly, "How old are you, Kenji-kun?"

"I'm 14 years old." He smiled brightly.

"...This is a crime. At this age, you should enjoy your campus life and not work for a black-hearted boss." I put my hands on his shoulders with a heartbroken face, "Don't you have money? If you don't have money, ask Kunikida , anyway, his wife is completely useless, because with his trashy character, no women will fall in love with him, so it's better to use the money to contribute to society."

Kunikida Doppo grabbed his [Ideal] pocketbook and gave me a hard blow to my Tianling Gai. At that moment, I thought I saw a little angel with wings.

"Shut up, Tsukimi Sharo."

I covered my head with tears in my eyes, "Doupo Kunikida, your gift is gone!"

Look, this is our beloved armed detective agency.

The president expressed his official welcome to my return. In order to let me return to high-intensity work step by step from the state of vacation, he entrusted me with the first job as a newcomer.

"Isn't Dazai responsible for leading Atsu-kun?" I frowned and looked at someone slumped on the sofa, and then sighed, "I can't help it, who made me so reliable. Hey, the beauty of people is strong, except me in this world Who else."

Kunikida next to me looked like he didn't want to talk but wanted to hit me.

"Kunikida, what's the first commission?" I kicked the stool next door, "Don't ignore Dad."

"Watch the smugglers, they have already followed the client." Kunikida said that I am capable and I don't care about you, "I sent the address to your mobile phone, and I should be able to catch up now."

I stared at him fixedly, and nodded after a while, "I see, I'll rush over when I'm ready."

"Kunikida, would you like me to take you to the bar to relax." I stood up, patted him on the shoulder, and suggested sincerely, "The most important thing to be a human being is to be happy."

"...Get out of here." There were cross veins on his forehead.

Hey, why don't you listen to my well-intentioned suggestions?

My name is Saro Tsukimi, a member of the Armed Detective Agency, on my way to a certain building.

It's just monitoring, it's very simple and safe, so what can go wrong.As a result, when I walked slowly to the back of the building with an ice cream in one hand, I saw a man and a tiger fighting happily.

I:? ? ?

etc!I know that person, and I've heard of that tiger, but why did the two get into a fight?There are also the Tanizaki brothers and sisters lying on the ground covered in blood, and the blond beauty with a gun pointed at the tiger.

"Damn it! Why is the port mafia here!" I threw down the ice cream and quickly joined the battle circle, kicked Akutagawa Ryunosuke, kicking him into the wall, and suddenly the alley was uproarious. thick dust.

"Senior!" The blond beauty roared angrily, and then raised her gun towards me.

"Yeah." As soon as I finished speaking, a golden electric grid appeared on my back, blocking all the bullets.

"Ahu... No, Dunjun, can you wake up by yourself?" I patted the tiger's head, I don't know if it's because I didn't mean anything, he just stared at me quietly, but didn't attack.

"Missing Dazai's disqualification in the world." I stood up and turned around, looking at the figure in the dust coughing and covering his mouth, and decided to act first, "Akutagawa Ryunosuke, although you have hair highlights and no eyebrows, you are a non-mainstream , but people who are blind still think you are handsome."

Lightning suddenly fell from the sky and aimed at the opponent. Although Ryunosuke Akutagawa dodged the first time and used Rashomon to block the lightning strike, he was still turned into an exploding head by the successive lightning strikes.

Very good, I took the opportunity to secretly take pictures, and I can sell them on the black market for money.

However, the other party was probably dissatisfied with his new hairstyle. He roared and clamored to kill me, and his black coat turned into a lightning-shaped sharp blade and stabbed at me.

"Okay, that's it." The visitor tapped his fingertips and activated the supernatural ability "Disqualification in the World", and Rashomon instantly disappeared into the air.

"Dazai-san."

That's what I heard the eyebrowless non-mainstream call him.

shit.

I feel like I've discovered something incredible.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke called Nakajima Atsutotora, based on Nakajima Tsukishitaora's ability, I can understand this.It's very rude to me, just call you a bastard, after all, I shocked him into an afro, I understand and I understand.But he actually used the respectful name for Osamu Dazai, and he also looked like a fan of his idol.

"Dazai, you two met before?" I looked at him suspiciously, suddenly thought of a possibility, and exclaimed, "Could it be that you are an undercover agent sent to the Armed Detective Agency by the port mafia?! Damn, would I know?" was silenced."

When I was already thinking about what flowers to use for my funeral, a non-mainstream news broke out that shocked me even more.Osamu Dazai is not an undercover agent, he is a traitor who defected from the Port Mafia 4 years ago and joined the Armed Detective Agency after spending [-] years cleaning files.

"Traitor, sister, this is called abandoning the dark and turning to the bright." I turned back with righteous indignation, and then looked at Osamu Dazai flatteringly, "I remember that there was a huge bounty for speculation about your previous occupation, is it still valid now?"

"It seems to have risen to 70 now." Osamu Dazai looked at me with a smile.

"Father." As poor as I was, I almost knelt down, but reason told me that I couldn't do such a spineless thing in front of the enemy, barely maintaining my strong bones, and I stood behind Osamu Dazai and shouted back with my mouth other side.

After that, the eyebrowless and blond beauty left. Although the blond beauty was very indignant about this, she still had to obey the order.I am very satisfied with my mouth, but Osamu Dazai always looks at me with a black mud smile that is not a smile, and he has a crush on me, this bandage waste device.

Together with Osamu Dazai, he worked hard to carry the injury back, and temporarily concealed the Mafia matter for him in exchange for a favor he owed me.Fortunately, everyone's life is not in danger. Junichiro Tanizaki also received the inhumane treatment with Yosano in the cubicle, and I also learned from Kunikida that Atsushi Nakajima was offered a reward of 70 billion... 70 billion... 70 billion ah! ! !

"Atsushi," I grasped the hand of Atsushi Nakajima, who was recuperating on the hospital bed, with tears in my eyes, "otherwise, we will cut off the middle link of the port mafia and send you directly to the bounty hunters. I will rescue you after the money is received, and we will share the 70 billion equally, what do you think?"

"It's not good!" the newcomer shouted angrily while hugging the quilt.

It was rare for Kunikida, who was sitting at the end of the bed, not to spray me. He put his glasses on top of his head, and flipped through the flipped pocketbook.I can see why, because he is in a state of anxiety about facing the worst possible situation in the face of a possible mafia attack.Hey, I can't help it, I'm afraid of that kind of thing too.

"The mafia will definitely come, and it's all your trouble." Kunikida stood up, his hands in his pockets and his back to us, "Maybe it will turn into the worst situation, think about what you can do, kid."

"Tsk, I'm in trouble." I also stood up, patted the newcomer's head, with a heavy face, "Take a good rest, even if the worst happens, Kunikida will solve it."

Unexpectedly, the worst happened in the end.

Atsushi Nakajima went for a stroll, the Tanizaki brothers and sisters were recuperating at home, Osamu Dazai was picking up girls downstairs, and only me, Kunikida, Yosano, Kenji Miyazawa, and Ranpo drinking marble soda were left in the office .

At this time, the door flew in with a bang, and there stood a big man in a black suit holding a gun at the door.

"I'm sorry, I knew it was a detective agency, but I forgot to make an appointment and even forgot to knock on the door." The gray-haired middle-aged man in a well-dressed leader put his hand behind his back, saying that he was rude without any regret.

"Port Mafia, Black Lizard." Cold sweat broke out on my forehead, "Oops, this time I can only rely on you, Kunikida."

Kunikida also looked cautious, "I've never counted on you. It's better to rely on Ranpo-san than relying on you."

The gray-haired man continued, as if he was looking at someone who was about to die, "But please don't worry about it, the matter will be over soon."

As soon as the words fell, the machine guns fired wildly at the few of us.

... 3 minutes later, I stepped on the man in black and punched another one.Accompanied by Atsushi Nakajima's "Stop" from the door, Kunikida threw the gray-haired man flying.

"That's why I hate attacks, and the work plan has been completely disrupted." The veins on Kunikida's forehead were twitching, and he was flying with a pen in his handbook, "Do you know how much it will cost to rebuild the office and replenish the damaged items? ?”

"And I brought a machine gun, although I don't know whose turn it is, but if the neighbors complain, Kunikida, you can apologize." I said while picking up their suits, "Kenji-kun and Atsu-kun, you also Come and help, maybe these suits can be sold to raise some money to buy gifts for neighbors."

"Yes!" Miyazawa Kenji replied cheerfully.

"Tsk, the worst has happened. Also, Miyazawa, don't worry about that idiot!"

I yelled in dissatisfaction, "I'm obviously doing this for the sake of the detective agency, otherwise where would you get the money? Are you going to sell yourself?"

"Shut up! You're so busy that you're still making trouble here! Also, didn't you just ask yourself to think about what you can do, and wander around, are you also a member of the detective agency?!" Kunikida complained Non-stop, "But you can only help to clean up...don't take off their suits."

I looked at Atsushi Nakajima, who was dumbfounded from the moment he appeared, opened his mouth and suddenly shed two lines of clear tears, and fell silent for three seconds, "...Kunikida, you stupid, you made the newcomer cry!!! "

"Huh?" Kunikida looked up in displeasure.

"No, no crying!" Atsushi Nakajima turned around immediately.

"You're just crying." Kunikida immediately leaned forward, seemingly not knowing why he had a sense of superiority, "So, you are a role model for young people nowadays, even if you have a job, you can go out and play as you like, and criticize a little Just cry."

I rolled my eyes silently, and complained to the people around me, "He can only show off his prestige in front of Dunjun."

"Because he has apologized for you so many times, Sharo, please treat Kunikida-kun better." Yosano also rolled his eyes, "I went all by myself, it all depends on me for many years The accumulated self-cultivation controls one's prehistoric power."

Hearing the words, I sighed silently, seeing through everything, "After all, I have such a violent temper, he probably thinks it is more troublesome to go to the police station to catch me. The charge, beating up the neighbors?"

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