[Bungo Stray Dogs] After One Night X

The president sent me, the most reliable, to solve the case with Ranpo Edogawa, who had the least common sense in life, and Atsushi Nakajima, who was most likely to encounter danger.There's a little detective running around with his little girlfriend, which isn't the point.Luanbu saw the truth for a second and pointed out that the murderer was the one who reported the crime, which is not the point.Ranbu told us that this victim is probably not a good person, and this is not the point.The point is...

"Fuck!" I lowered my head and bit the straw, tried my best to minimize my sense of existence, and complained angrily, "I just came out with the two of you."

I looked at Luanbo eating cake on the left, then at Atsushi Nakajima with a dazed face on the right, and sighed heavily, "Even if it's the four-eyed boy Kunikida, it's the two of you, God must Are you going to be so cruel to me, woo woo woo."

Atsushi Nakajima looked confused, "May I ask what happened?"

"Even if I don't need super reasoning, I can see it," Luanbu opened his beautiful green eyes, "Shaluo, your dislike has already broken through the sky."

"...things are getting worse." I stared dumbfounded at the orange-haired young man who walked in, feeling like God was going to kill me.I quickly lowered my head before he looked over, "Eat, eat, let's go after eating!"

"It's not okay to be so cowardly, Shaluo." Luanbu put on his glasses calmly, "In front of the ex-boyfriend and the one-night sex."

"Huh——!!!" Atsushi Nakajima looked at me in horror, "The ex-boyfriend and——"

"Keep your voice down, idiot!" I smashed his head directly on the table, gnashing my teeth.

The sound attracted the attention of the entire coffee shop. Seeing the shocked blue-gray eyes, I... I choose to die.

My name is Saro Tsukimi, and I have encountered the greatest crisis in my life.

When I finished work with my colleagues and went to a nearby coffee shop to spend public funds, my ex-boyfriend and a blonde beauty walked in.

Grass mud horse!The promised lover is this country. Nima, is that big girl called a country? !

I have a hideous face, and I grit my teeth, but I only have a famous detective who pretends to be tender and a young tiger who is really tender, and I don’t have enough capital to show off. After breaking up, I found someone who is ten thousand better than you Double boyfriends, just these two ex-boyfriends who are really no match for my 1.8-meter male dog waist in terms of appearance alone! ! !

I was eager to call Kunikida over, even if I would get scolded by him afterwards, that's fine, you can't lose when you lose, and you just want to fight for breath when you live.

No, one Kunikida is not enough, calling Dazai Osamu and Tanizaki Junichiro together to create the illusion of my harem of three thousand.

However, before I could make a move, another person walked into the door, wearing a black suit and black top hat, with beautiful orange hair slightly curled around his neck.

I:……

Central Plains Chuya! ! !Why is he here? ! !Calm down, Tsukimi Sara, calm down a bit.Everyone was drunk that night, he didn't know me, and more than half a year had passed, he probably forgot about an ordinary beautiful woman.That's right, that's it, calm down, calm down.

"Yue, see Sang, you are shaking."

"Shut up, idiot." I saw the orange-haired young man frowning suspiciously, as if he wanted to walk towards me, but the big girl called him, and finally had to give up.

Eh?My ex-boyfriend and mafia one-night X object, what a strange combination.

"Ranbu, please satisfy my last curiosity before I die."

Luanbu rested his chin on one hand, forked a strawberry with a smile, "Undercover, that note."

"Okay." I was satisfied, although I didn't know what I was satisfied with, and calmly began to explain my last words, "My bank card password is my birthday, and it is in the drawer of my study at home, please give it to my old parents. There are a few pieces of worthless jewelry locked in the safe, which are also left to my old parents. There are still a few packets of instant noodles left in the kitchen, and I leave them to you.”

"Yuejian-san, are you thinking too much about that?" The little tiger said cautiously, he didn't know that I was sleeping with a Hong Kong black cadre.

Edogawa Ranbu ordered another cake. Looking at the black-haired young man happily eating the cake, my hand holding the fork kept shaking. I think the little tiger probably wanted to fork this piece of yellow peach for me. .

"No! I can't be false." I saw that big boob girl with her whole chest on the arm of the silly ex-boyfriend, and smiled and said something to Zhong Yuanzhong as she passed him. Just calm down.

"Even if it's death, in front of that idiot, I will die with beauty and pride." I calmed down, and I forked a yellow peach and stuffed it into Atsushi Nakajima's mouth, "Eat, just treat you as my baby boy." alright."

Nakajima Atsushi who was gagged:! ! !

At this time, another young man with brown-red hair walked in. Although he didn't know whether he was returning to China to visit relatives or to go on a blind date, he was of great help.

"Honey, I'm here." I rushed over, buried my face in his arms and explained the situation in a low voice, "Irie-kun, save Dad, my ex-boyfriend and a big girl I don't know are inside, There is still the man I accidentally fell in love with when I was drunk, please help me pretend to be my boyfriend, I beg you, because you have done so many bad things to my brother but he forgives you."

Hearing that Irie was going to the emergency room with a stomachache, "Yuejian-san, you—"

"Call me Shaluo, my dear." I patted him on the back hard, took his arm affectionately, and whispered through gritted teeth as I walked towards Luanbu, "Take you out as a second-five boy." Come on, think about it, don’t you know which parallel world is still majestic under Brand’s Chicken Essence.”

Irie Masaichi resisted very much, as can be seen from the strength of his struggle.But how could he, a man of science and technology, break free from my palm, dragged me and brought him to our table, with a sweet smile, "Honey, let me introduce my friend to you."

Atsushi Nakajima looked devastated, he probably thought that I just picked up a random man and pulled him over.Really, am I such a person... I really am.

"My colleagues, Nakajima Atsushi and Edogawa Ranpo, barely know each other, and Irie Masaichi." I named him indifferently, and then I leaned on Irie's arm, my voice seemed to be soaked in honey, "He is I met when I was traveling in Italy, and I work as a senior executive in a well-known company, with an annual income of seven figures."

The hand underneath pinched his waist, threatening in a low voice viciously, "Hey! Give me some reaction, I'm very embarrassed by your behavior, that idiot looked over here."

Irie took a deep breath, showed a smile that was about to cry, and said in a trembling voice, "Hi, hello."

"That's great, your boyfriend." Luanbu put his hands on his cheeks and looked adoring, "I'm so envious."

This showman... I like it!I gave him a look that I paid for all the snacks this week, and I looked at Atsushi Nakajima encouragingly.

However, he couldn't get my eyes at all, and he still maintained that rural look with all three views broken.Tsk, newcomers are like this, not smart at all.

"Ah." I forked a piece of cake and handed it to his mouth with a smile, with a threatening voice, "Honey, I'll feed you."

Irie cried and swallowed it down.

"Are you so moved?" I held a napkin to help him wipe away tears, and said angrily, "I will treat you like this in the future, because I love you."

Irie Masaichi, who was almost rubbed off by me, shed tears even faster.

With this psychological quality, can you really be a sophomore?Seeing the other party's incompetent performance, I managed to coax the little ancestor Luanbu, and he agreed to go back after eating this cake.

Before he could finish his meal, however, the table over there ended the conversation.The undercover ex-boyfriend and blonde girl were still sitting there, but the orange-haired youth walked towards me under my horrified gaze.

"I remembered, it was you that night." Standing beside me with his hands in his pockets, he seemed to cast a disdainful glance at Iri, and then set his eyes on me, with the corners of his mouth curled up, his voice full of murderous intent.

"...I was wrong, please forgive me for the sake of paying the money."

I was so frightened that I cried, and I was still thinking that Zhong Yuanzhong is really short.

"Paid?" The other party seemed to be even angrier. He pinched my cheek with one hand, bent down and looked straight into my eyes, with a warm smile.

His cool gloves are like my cool heart.

See Saro in the moon and die.

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