100 romances

1. "What is the angle of view of 180?" I asked Cai Xukun

"That's it" Cai Xukun pointed to his back, "Come up, I'll show you a 180-degree angle of view"

Then Cai Xukun picked me up

so high

2. Once the dream group was watching a ghost movie, and Zhu Zhengting kindly invited me to watch it together.

The moment Fan Chengcheng ran over to turn off the lights, the practice room was dark, but I turned it on.

Zhu Zhengting's wailing sound almost penetrated my eardrums, and it took me a long time to remember the luminous suit I was wearing, dark green.

3. Cai Xukun doesn't like to eat vegetables, but prefers meat.

One day in the cafeteria Cai Xukun left the food again.

I "Kun Kun, eat vegetables"

Kun "doesn't want to eat"

I "Look at this white and green dish, it's actually the meat of a creature called cabbage"

Kun "You are mentally retarded"

The last time my cousin didn’t eat vegetables, I said so and he ate them. Why wasn’t Cai Xukun misled?I doubt life.

4. I caught Huang Minghao secretly making milk tea again.

J "Sister, do you know? I like milk tea very much"

I "And then? It's not good to drink too much milk tea"

J "I know, I used to drink 4 cups a day, but after I heard that drinking too much is bad, I only drank [-] cups a day"

5. "Li Chenxi, let me teach you how to dance ppap," said Zhou Rui

"My limbs are uncoordinated. The best I dance is the national broadcast gymnastics for primary and middle schools. Because I am a member of the Sports Committee, I can still be the leader of the gymnastics."

"Then you teach us to dance radio gymnastics"

So there was a picture of Cai Xukun pushing the door and seeing me with Zhou Yanchen, Wang Ziyi and Zhou Rui doing radio gymnastics in a serious manner.

6. My English is not good. Cai Xukun always speaks English to me, and I can’t understand a lot of things.

Jing Peiyao and I wanted to learn English on a whim.

Me: I have to recite 20 words every day

Jing: Then you are great

Let's make a thunderbolt after a lot of inspiration

Me: In order to recharge my batteries and study hard, I decided to sleep first.

Jing: Good idea.

English program over

7.justin came to talk to me again one day

J: Sister, you are like a song in my life?

Me: wash the brush?

J:? ? ?

8. Cai: Why can't we be together?

Me: Birds and fish cannot be together

9. Justin deserves to be Lin Yanjun's apprentice. At one point, the three of us gathered together to discuss earthy love stories.

J: Sister, I just learned one from my master.

I said!

J: Sister, do you like water?

I like

J: Then you already like 72% of me

Me: this is bad

Lin: overturned

Me: I like you [-]%.

J: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I lost again.

10. Me: Lin Huiyin wrote this sentence really well, it is love and warmth is the April day in the world

Fan Chengcheng: He is our hero, Little Nezha

Justin: Good pair.

Huang Xinchun: You can post it

Zhu Zhengting: Stupid

11. You Changjing lamented "I want to be a turtle in the wishing pool" while eating dirty buns one day

me: why

You: You don’t have to do anything, someone feeds and someone inserts coins

Me: Can't play mobile phone or play games

You & me: hey~

12. My feelings for you are the cleanest entanglement. There are many ways to accompany you. I choose the quietest one. 【note】

13. Cai Xukun learned earthy love words from justin one day.

Kun: Once upon a time, there were two rabbits, one told me that I like you, and the other told me that I didn't like you. One day, the rabbit named I didn't like you died. What is the name of the remaining one?

I:……

Wang Ziyi: Call it a rabbit, otherwise what is the name of the rabbit?

14. One day I had a nightmare in Dachang. I woke up and didn't dare to move. I kept a posture on the bed and sang "eiei" 3 times, and Zhen Yu laughed at me for more than a week.

15. I never knew why Bu Fan called me big brother for a while, but I found out later that he saw me carrying two boxes of things upstairs.

Bu Fan: big brother

16. Because Fan Chengcheng gained 20 catties in Dachang, Captain Zhu was very angry and asked him to quit snacks. I looked at Fan Chengcheng with pitiful eyes and went to my animal world to divert my attention.

Cheng: Ah, look how these flamingos look like running Orleans chickens.

17. Two days before I left, Mary Sue suddenly asked Li Xikan, would you be sad if I disappeared.

Kan: yes

Me: (moved)

Kan: Anyone who loses 100 catties of meat will be sad.

Me: Li Xikan

Kan: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

18. On the day I left the factory, the full-time convenience store played "Say Goodbye" when I went out.

Say goodbye, only to find that we will never see each other again.

That's it, some people are intertwined many times in their lives, and some people are the only point of intersection in their lives this time, and every minute and every second they move forward is farther away from each other.

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