The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]

Dick has lived in Gotham since he was a child, let alone followed Bruce as a vigilante. During these years of walking through the streets in a Robin suit, he has already figured out the city. It's not as deep as Bruce, but it can be considered a familiarity.It can be said that he knows almost every shortcut here, and he knows every dead end that looks like a way out. Whose site is it.

In his plan, as long as he makes use of these terrains, he can easily get rid of this little girl who has only been here for less than a year, not to mention how unbearable her physical strength and endurance are compared to a grown man like him One hit--

However, in the process of you chasing me and robbing the cat, a little accident happened.

No matter which direction Dick went, he could see Fiona not far from here just when he thought he was about to get rid of Fiona.The heights of the buildings here are not uniform, and some areas are still under development, so skyscrapers and low-rise bungalows can be side by side, and high-end office buildings may be next to a whole row of fast food restaurants. It is a bit difficult for him to move.

This is actually not a big deal, after all, even if he doesn't need a hook gun to swing around in the air, if he just uses the running method, the speed of his legs is quite fast after he has been trained for a long time. Coupled with his familiarity with the roads here, theoretically speaking He could totally shake off Fiona.

— in theory.

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Exactly, so accurate that it makes people feel hairy.

Especially from Damian's point of view, the accuracy is even more weird: obviously Dick was walking east, but Fiona tested it with a pendulum at the place where he had stood before, and turned around without hesitation. Run in the northwest direction, and after 3 minutes, she was actually able to bump into Dick at the corner in the northwest direction.

Dick tried to get rid of her by walking around at first, but then he gave up altogether, because he would find that no matter how he twisted and turned, Fiona could always stay precisely in the direction he was heading. , the more devious he was and the longer it took, the closer it was to Fiona finding him.

Then it’s a detour, and it’s okay to directly compare whoever has longer legs and who has greater lung capacity and whoever can run away!

This way of finding a path is used in mysticism as an advanced change called pendulum to find objects, and pendulum to find objects is a method recognized by everyone as an easy-to-use method. Compared with those illusory ghosts and ideas , can still be combined with science, and the pendulum-finding object explained by the theory of magnetic field is more popular with the public.

But if you are popular, you are popular, and if you are good, you are good. If you can find the person you are looking for accurately and every time in such a panic, you have already deviated from the theory of magnetic field in the mind of normal people. Entering a more magical field:

psychic.

In fact, Fiona was always laughed at when she insisted on using the white crystal pendulum. Although she didn't have a teacher to guide her, the League of Assassins couldn't help but find some peers on the Internet, but they belonged to various genres and specialize in fields There are all sorts of strange things, with varying levels of ability, but these people with different levels have invariably put forward euphemistic opinions or suggestions on her white crystal pendulum. Someone suggested that she change it to amethyst, and the witch in St. Petersburg knocked on it. Gongs and drums are devoted to the Amway black crystal. If it weren't for the Assassin League's lack of express delivery, it is estimated that the black crystal pendulum from Russia would have been sent over; what's more, they directly mocked her:

"Is this something only psychics at the elementary school level will use?"

Generally speaking, each type of crystal has a corresponding function. For example, the well-known pink crystal, in addition to the function of attracting peach blossoms, which has always been very popular among girls, also corresponds to the heart chakra, which helps to improve cardiopulmonary function. ;Green ghost helps to attract money, tea crystal can strengthen the bottom chakra, and has the effect of stabilizing emotions; Most people—especially psychics, they only use white crystal pendulums when they are newbies on the road. And the various pendulums prepared, especially the shamans, all kinds of weird props are almost as high as a mountain, and the most basic things like white crystals are no longer used.

After all, compared with those various pendulums, the function of white crystal is really simple: to calm the mind, concentrate the mind, and purify the soul.It is basically the difference between high-level krypton gold players and whiteboard novice players.

However, at this moment, in the dark night of the city of crime and chaos, this white crystal pendulum has been used perfectly in the hands of its master time and time again, successfully justifying the name of itself and its master.It's a pity that the only witnesses to this scene were Ye Yi, who ran around with the cat in his arms and became more and more frightened, and Damian, who concealed all his body in a low-key manner, and almost ate melon seeds to watch the show on the spot.

Damian: Yeah, I told you she's feeling really good.

In the end, Dick struggled to get rid of Fiona based on his years of experience in fighting criminals and his skills. He used the number of his girlfriends to testify that it was much harder to get rid of her than 80.00% of criminals. , at least it is absolutely impossible for criminals to predict your path with 100% accuracy.Although she doesn't run as fast as you, you can't hold her back. When you finally run over, you will be able to see her who has been waiting for you for a long time.

In a sense, it can be regarded as scary from a surreal perspective.

Damian, who watched the whole process silently on the roof beside him, said that he had never seen Fiona run so fast and feel so accurate. It seemed that she was really going all out for the cat.

Turns out Damian was still on his way back in the Batmobile with Nightwing when a private message request from Fiona rang on Damian's phone.Looking at this communication request, Damian felt that those who came were not kind and those who came would not come, but he finally picked up. After all, they just stole Fiona's cat, so it must be comforted:

"Hello, Belekova?"

"Damian, I always feel that the cat thief has something to do with you." Fiona got straight to the point:

"I don't ask anything else, please tell me, is there any hope for my cat to be sent back voluntarily?"

The good young man, Ye Yi, has a hard time saying it. A handsome, young, lively and funny police officer who loves flowers when everyone sees them blooms, just like that, he became a "cat thief" in the mouth of a little girl, and think about this cat thief... It's really not wrong.

Damian: "No, give up, I can lend you money and you can buy a new one."

He was ready for Fiona to go berserk on the spot, but Fiona showed no sign of getting angry at all, and her voice was as soft and sweet as ever: "No thanks, then I won't bother, you pay attention to safety, all the way Tailwind."

She has lived in the League of Assassins for so many years, and Damian has never seen her get seriously angry about something, except for the first time she saw the crime committed by the pedophile politician, she had no doubts about anything. Extremely optimistic and casual attitude: You can eat whatever you want; learn whatever you want; go wherever you want, as if everything in this world is within her expectations no matter how it develops or changes like.

If this kind of thing is also within her expectation, it will give all the bats a very bad premonition, and this premonition reached its peak the next night.That night, as soon as Damian came out of the bat cave after checking the monitoring and feeding the bats—the kind in the literal sense—he rushed to the dining table and calmly announced the news:

"The cat is gone."

Dick, who worked so hard to get the cat back last night, didn't even have 24 hours: Mom, I'm so angry, but I still have to keep smiling.

And this problem is also a problem that Bruce, who has turned into an orange cat now and is hugged by Fiona in circles in the kitchen, can't figure it out:

How did she do it? !

The Batcave is well-defended, and the Wayne House is monitored all over. Under such impenetrable defenses, even Robin has to work hard to escape the house late at night, and this cat just disappeared under their noses? !

He looked at the very familiar Miao Xian Bao in the orange cat rice bowl next to him. That's right, this Miao Xian Bao looks very familiar, after all, it was produced by his butler Alfred:

Not only did the cat escape from the Bat Cave from Wayne Manor, and returned to the flower shop across thousands of meters with precision, but it also took a wonderful fresh bag from a black cat, Ah Fu!

I'm afraid this cat is going to become a sperm, it's amazing.

Fiona is leisurely humming a song while opening and closing the scissors with a click, hiding her achievements and fame.

[Today's Little Theater - I'm So Stupid, Batfamily Chapter]

Damian: I'm so stupid, really, I just know that I'm the smartest Robin; I didn't know that Grayson was so stubborn, he just went to pick up the cat, and I couldn't stop him.Belekova was in a hurry, so he asked someone to look for it, and asked me, what else could I say, so I told her that it was broken, and your cat might not come back.She didn't give up, and I asked again in the second half of the day, and she still called the cat with scissors, and she could call the orange cat back thousands of meters away, and she even took a Miaoxianbao away!

Dick: I'm so stupid, really, all I knew was that the little girl was a psychic and that she was hard to deal with; I didn't know she was so sensitive, she found out as soon as I took Bruce away.This cat was also a ghost when it wasn't Bruce. We came back from night patrol and called it, but it shouldn't. We went out to look for it, but it was gone. When the surveillance was turned on everywhere, it ran away. When we found it again, it was already in the cat. I'm in the flower shop, and she's still rolling her eyes at me!

Bruce: I'm not stupid.