The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]

After Bruce changed back from the orange cat for the Nth time, they finally got a good news and a bad news:

The good news is that Zatanna has seen this situation before, so she knows how to handle it, and she can handle it as soon as she arrives. The bad news is that their ship is stuck in the middle of the way, so it will be a few times later than the original estimated arrival time Week.

Finally, when Zatanna ended the call, she still couldn't hold back, and let out a laugh: "Pfft."

Bruce: Can't take it anymore and don't take it anymore.

There is no way to get any information from Fiona, only to get a blessing first, the teammates of the Dark Alliance are stuck on the road and watch a movie by the way, and the current Robin who wants to go to other people's stores every day to lick cats, Bruce is worried I really want to take the initiative to be an orange cat.So he made a decision:

Go and take the orange cat back to the Batcave.

For a control freak like Batman, this is really a perfect choice. After all, he is used to the feeling that everything is under his control, and if he can keep this cat in the Batcave, Not only can it ensure his personal safety during the transformation into a cat, but it can also teach Damian how to get along with others and not just show good looks to animals every day.

A well-known and unknown anonymous big blue bird expressed his agreement: "I don't know what happened, Xiao D has been black-faced when he sees me recently, hey, I have a headache."

Damian: You didn't do it yourself!Grayson!

—at any rate the plan was drawn up, only to be met with extraordinary obstacles in the first part of its execution: Fiona was desperate to be separated from her cat.

"This cat has been with me for years." Fiona stood vigilantly in front of her big orange cat like a blown-up Russian longhair cat, confronting Bruce:

"When I picked it up, I swore to protect it and stay with it until its life came to an end and death took it from me. Apart from that, I would not accept anything else. Reasons to separate us!"

Bruce: ...This declaration of unswerving, regardless of species, really has the style of the League of Assassins.

That's why Dick and Damian are on the roof of the flower shop right now.It's another night when Bruce turns into an orange cat.However, unlike the past where they waited passively, this time they chose to take the initiative. After peaceful negotiations failed to take away the orange cat, they had no choice but to choose the second path:

steal the cat.

It's boring to lie down like this, so when Fiona put on her apron and carried the orange cat to the storage room to pick out ingredients for cat food, Dick started to find something to say: "Little D, you said she would remember her Every word you said?"

Damian: "I don't know, what did you say?"

"As far as blood relationship is concerned." Dick was worried: "She knows so much, do you think she will deduce B's true identity?"

"Oh, don't worry." Damian was immediately relieved, and he sincerely and objectively evaluated without any irony:

"She doesn't have that brain."

Dick: Wait a minute, I'm really confused, do you guys have a good relationship or not...

At this point Fiona is finally in the kitchen, and Dick and Damian are about to get into action.Just as they planned, while Fiona was cooking cat food in the kitchen, Nightwing quietly and swiftly pried open the skylight, and lowered a rope toward Bruce the orange cat—a specially made, capable The kind that can bear the weight of the orange cat, with a leather sheath at the end that can fix the orange cat.Seeing the orange cat actively stuffing itself into the fixed leather sheath tied to the end of the rope, Damian immediately began to urge:

"Come on."

As a result, Ye Yi lifted the cat up, and found something wrong when he mentioned it halfway:

"Wait, wait, it won't be soon! The angle is wrong, it's going to be stuck in the skylight!"

This skylight was originally designed to be very small. After all, this is in Gotham. If the skylight is too large, it is difficult to guarantee that someone will fall from the sky in the middle of the night and kill someone. It is not so much a skylight as it is an opening. Bigger vents.This can not only ensure the safety of the people in the house, but also ensure the lighting and ventilation to a certain extent——

As a result, the fifteen-pound orange cat got stuck in the narrow, small air vent.

"If you don't leave, she will find out." Damian desperately lowered his voice: "I don't want to be embarrassed by her all the time in the future!"

Dick didn't believe it. After all, they were all trained by Batman, and Damian also admitted that Fiona had only learned a little bit about the League of Assassins. Not to mention discovering them, even the whole family probably Jason Todd, the heaviest man besides Bruce, was standing on her roof, and she couldn't feel anything.

And here's the most convincing part: they've been here for so long, if Fiona had the ability, she would have found them long ago, why hasn't she come out to stop them?

This problem has actually plagued most of the psychics. After all, it is really uncomfortable to be ineffective at times, and it affects credibility and reputation, but for Fiona, she does not have this problem at all. troubled.When she didn't perceive it, she must be concentrating on other things, such as she is cooking cat food at the moment; once she finishes this task...

Seeing that the cat meal was about to be cooked, Damian urged Dick one last time: "Put down the cat, let's go, the days ahead will be long!"

"It will be fine soon, almost..." Dick tried hard to hug the fat orange cat out of the vent: "You go first."

Damian didn't hesitate to wait for him, put the hood on his head, and immediately swung to the other side with the rope gun as light as a swallow, leaving a sentence for Dick: "She feels alive. "

Dick hasn't really realized how good this "feeling spirit" is, but he will soon realize it——

A stainless steel spoon flew out from the skylight, and it went so fast that it looked like it was from the League of Assassins. At the same time, it came out with the spoon, and Fiona's heartfelt, shocking sound The cry of the soul:

"Dangtang Yeyi - the guardian of Bludhaven - actually came to steal my cat in the middle of the night!!!!"

The author has something to say:

【Today's Small Theater - I'm So Stupid】

Fiona: I'm so stupid, really, I only know that there is a catwoman in Gotham, but no cat dealer; I didn't know that apart from the cat dealer, there would be Bludhaven's sand sculpture bluebird.At night, I closed the door, let Daju run the roller, told it to wait there, and I went to cook cat food for it.It is very obedient, it listens to every word I say, and waits at the door of the kitchen.The cat meal was almost ready, but I heard a creaking sound from the skylight. My name was Big Orange, but it didn't respond, so I looked up and found that Bluebird in Bludhaven, the cat thief, had taken my Big Orange. It's on my shoulders!I was anxious, so I yelled for my cat. Sure enough, the cat thief ignored me and took my orange away. The fat on the white belly was still trembling... Hey, I didn’t say that !Don't look at some people's beauty, in fact, he doesn't even have a cat, and the dignified Ye Yi wants to steal it from me!

Dick: ...Bruce, remember, I gave you the blame :)