The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]

Strictly speaking, this is only the fourth non-combat encounter between Fiona and Nightwing Dick.Moreover, the previous two meetings were quite embarrassing. One was when he and Damian tried to pry into the corner of Fiona’s orange cat. The last time they saw each other was after Fiona and Batman came back from the turbulence of time and space together, and Nightwing was there dumbfounded to watch the two gossiping voices with ups and downs.

This can also explain why the atmosphere in the car is so stiff right now, and it feels like it is about to condense into a solid body.

Ye Yi felt that all the ways he used to deal with girls of this age were useless. He swore to God that he had never been so taciturn, and he was as good as Bruce in Batman's state. If people's inner thoughts can be simply If it is represented by world famous paintings, a brief summary of his inner activities now is Edvard Munch's "The Scream":

If time and space can be turned back, please immediately turn me back to the time when I was about to steal a cat for the first time!

However, the gods who control time in the dark did not listen to the believer's cry at all.Fiona still remembers that Ye Yi came to her cat when she first met her, so she naturally misunderstood this person as someone who "loves cats like crazy but doesn't have a fluffy cat of her own". poor man".When she was in Bentiwa, she was confident that it was all on the territory of the psychic witches, but right now, the city of Gotham is really unfamiliar to her, even if she I once stayed in Gotham for a while, and that was several years ago. It is unknown whether the shopkeepers around that small flower shop are still alive, whether they have entered the game or not.

In order to protect her orange cat on this territory that does not belong to her, Fiona sincerely asked Ye Yi:

"Sir, do you need me to introduce you some cats that are easy to feed and not expensive? I personally recommend Sanhua, which eats less, is easy to feed, and the most important thing is that it will not gain weight at will. Of course, if you like huge cats Maine Coon cats are pretty good, smart and lively, but also very docile, with beautiful long hair, you will definitely like them.”

——The implication is "please let go of my big orange, thank you".

Ye Yi collapsed and buried his face in his hands:

What a chat genius!He felt that there was no way to talk this day!Bruce, come quickly and take her away, this way of opening the topic is too strange and I am a little bit overwhelmed!

But if he was asked to justify himself "No, I didn't steal your cat, I mainly wanted to save Batman", then they had to face a new problem: how to explain the relationship between Nightwing and Batman .

And there are actually enough clues in front of Fiona right now, as long as she is willing to break her oath and take the initiative to explore, then she can easily solve the current mysteries and find out the truth. It's as simple as putting together a puzzle that only has two halves.

The more you say, the more mistakes, the less you say, the less mistakes. With this in mind, Ye Yi decided not to reveal a word about Batman's true identity. As for how the two of them will deal with their true identities and superficial disguises at that time identity relationship...

That's their business!He is just a poor and innocent policeman in Brudhaven who is receiving six social insurances and one gold, and he doesn't want to be involved in this kind of unimaginable old-fashioned love story of an old house on fire!

Fortunately, the vehicle had already arrived at the five-star hotel in the center of Gotham at this time, Ye Yi immediately ran away from the door in the embarrassing atmosphere of being misunderstood as a cat dealer, maintaining the only bit of gentlemanly demeanor for Fei Ona also opened the car door, and thoughtfully reached out her hand to cover her head, lest she accidentally hit the top of the car door.

When Fiona came around from the other side with her suitcase, she saw the person who was sitting in the same car with her just now standing stiffly beside the car, neither advancing nor retreating, she thought this When people encountered any danger, they asked in a low voice:

"What's wrong--"

Before she finished speaking, she felt the obvious aura from the third person present.

It's Batman.

So Fiona completely ignored Ye Yi, who was shouting in her heart, "I really just opened the car door for her, don't you shoot Batman's disapproving gaze at me, can such a powerful light be enough?", and was happy He raised his hand heartily, and looked at the guy whose figure was blurred in the night, but who could recognize who this person was by virtue of the iconic movement of squatting on the gargoyle and the bat armor that resembled a black cat Waving happily:

"long time no see!"

Ye Yi: ...God.It's been a long time since you guys have seen each other, it's been almost a week.I have seen through this hypocritical life, I shouldn't be here, I should be under the car.

Batman gave Fiona a slight nod, so small that even Nightwing, who had good eyesight, could hardly see it clearly, and then jumped up and disappeared into the vast night sky before Fiona could ask any more questions. down.It's as if he really just passed by here on the way of night patrol, instead of going around and waiting here for a long time, just to see her.

There was Fiona, who was still there with her hands up, wondering why Batman was running for her life when he left, and Nightwing, who wanted to get under the car as if she had never been there.

On the night Fiona arrived in Gotham, the criminals in Arkham—except the Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy who had gone hand in hand on the road of breaking away from the gang, and the Clown who had been half dead for no reason Outside—then they gathered together again. The ordinary people who were still at odds with each other before, fighting all over Gotham, even went out to buy groceries. The penguins all sat together to discuss the only topic tonight:

Why did the psychic come here again? !How to deal with it? !

It can't be blamed that this group of people are too cautious as if they are facing an enemy.If you were a member of this gang, after witnessing with your own eyes, this little girl who looks and is actually a little girl with less than [-] combat effectiveness will kill Arkham every time she comes to Gotham. If you dig out the corner of the wall or simply destroy a piece of it, you will feel that this is not a weak and innocent girl holding a cat, but a humanoid self-propelled criminal destroyer. The kind of attack power bonus.

——Obviously Gotham is a crime capital that can scare outsiders. The crime rate has remained high all year round. It has been ranked first in the list of "worst law and order cities" for many years, but when it comes to Fiona, she just has this. This story reverses the subject and object of "frightening" and becomes "she frightens criminals in Gotham".

Don't ask, asking is talent.

Penguin was the first to receive the news.He looked at the Riddler in the double-faced camp with subtle pity, and thought to himself, fortunately, he moved a step slower and didn't draw this guy into his camp, otherwise he and his friends would be the ones who would bear the brunt right now. Iceberg restaurant.

The Riddler and the Two-Faced Man also received subtle taunts from the Penguin. If it was normal, the two camps would have pulled their guns and opened fire—maybe they even had the chance to sit together and discuss matters. No—but the current situation is special, no matter how they broke up before, now they have to hold back their anger and sit together to discuss how to deal with the problem of the psychic who has landed in Gotham.

"If the information we collected is correct, the girl is 'Themis'." In order to show his sincerity, the Penguin spoke first:

"Do you have any impression of the short-lived psychic who was born a few years ago?"

Everyone in Arkham exchanged a look of sympathy for me: How can I not have an impression, it is too impressive.

That was the first time they were dealing with guys on the real mystery side.When the clown heard that "Themis" almost took away his right-hand man, Harley Quinn, he was furious, and threatened and lured someone who had been helped by her to assassinate her. The first assassination was unsuccessful, and the second time he directly put himself in it. It is said that he was smashed to death by a chandelier that fell from the sky for no reason.

Although the famous "Themis" suddenly disappeared from their eyes before the clown came to the door for the second time, it should have been included in Batman's protection since then, and since then No more big splashes were made, and they gradually forgot that such a person existed.But if the information brought by the Penguin today is correct...

What they have to face is not just a scalp-numbing existence, but a scalp-numbing x2!

Now that the enemy is at hand, the prisoners in Arkham are not idiots who will not hit the south wall without turning back and smash the south wall without looking back. Even after negotiating a truce, they decided to hide their strengths and bide their time. Let's wait until the psychic is gone. After all, according to her previous itinerary, she just passed through Gotham or just stayed for a few days.

Foreigners always have a subtle rejection of this city, come and go in a hurry, it is impossible to live long.That being the case, if the green hills remain, there is no fear of running out of firewood.

However, what they don't know is that such fatal flags like "we will make trouble after she leaves" and "go back to my hometown to get married after finishing the last vote" cannot be set up casually, as if they don't know that just in the absence of Twenty-four hours later, they will get a new heartbreaking news:

That psychic!She dragged her box, cat, and family to live in Wayne Manor, and it looked like she was going to live there for a long time!

The people in Arkham really couldn't figure out why the psychic who was staying in the hotel under the name of the Wayne Group the day before changed his place the next day.But the only thing that made them feel a little bit of comfort was that not only did they not figure it out, but even the gossip section of the Gotham Daily, which had a panoramic view of the wind and grass, didn't figure it out.

The work and rest of psychics can usually be divided into two types. One is to try to find the way and power to the mysterious side from the dark night. The work and rest are reversed day and night. One is to go to bed early and get up early, which is not like the work and rest of contemporary young people who stay up late. They wish they could go to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and get up at four or five o'clock in the morning. Forces of Nature communication.

When Fiona woke up early the next morning, she looked at her watch and found that it was only five o'clock. She thought that it was time to get up and read in the morning, but she realized it belatedly after she got up. She was in Gotham now, not in Bentiwa, and she didn't have to get up early for morning reading.

So she once again happily buried herself in the quilt.

Five minutes later, under the oppression of the fifteen-pound orange cat that fell from the sky, she had to get up again. She pulled on her slippers and went to cook for her own orange cat. read:

"Slim down quickly, my big orange, if you continue to look like this, I really have to take you for liposuction."

The orange cat was squatting happily on the high chair beside it waiting for its special deluxe cat meal to come out of the pot. When it heard that Fiona was going to take it for surgery, it took a leap of faith on the spot. Just throwing his face into that bowl of cat rice, he has the aura of wanting to live and die with this cat rice bowl.

Even as the owner of this orange cat, Fiona was taken aback by such a ferocious aura: "...you try to control your weight and don't keep getting fat, so I won't take you for liposuction. "

Not to mention, the weight of this orange cat is really puzzling, and it can become one of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the cat world.If someone else's orange cat weighs fifteen pounds, there will be a lot of potential safety hazards, and the results won't be too optimistic every time they go for a physical examination; but this orange cat is the same as someone else's The orange cats are different, they are all fat into a ball, and there is nothing wrong with them when they go for a physical examination. The veterinarians in the room are all amazed. This healthy fifteen-pound orange is a biological miracle:

"Honestly, if it weren't for the results of its weight check written here in black and white, we all thought it just looked puffy."

"How many years has this cat been with you? Has it been three or five years? What, it's been more than ten years?! Isn't this too long-lived?!"

"If it is really this age, you must be careful, don't give it too much food that old cats shouldn't eat, and pay attention when you take it out, the long-distance journey and other journeys can avoid it. Don't overwork it."

Fiona has always been a good girl who obeys the doctor's orders, so when she came to Gotham this time, she didn't want to bring her big orange, but he couldn't help but pull her pant leg with her paw, and followed her step by step She moved out of the door, and tried to open her wet eyes buried in the orange hair and act coquettishly at her. Fiona couldn't bear it, so she still took it.

——It’s as if if it doesn’t come to Gotham with Fiona, it will miss something that if it doesn’t witness it with its own eyes, its life will not be complete.

"After dinner we have to go out and buy a dress with Barbara." Fiona chatted vaguely with her orange cat while eating the breakfast that had just been delivered by the hotel, although it was only her talking one-sidedly. The cat listens one-sidedly:

"I'm going to an auction at night, and I can't get in without a dress."

Gotham’s underground auction will be held every once in a while, and the entrants will be regardless of their identities. After all, those who can get the news of the “underground auction” are not good people. If it is not, it will be seen through at a glance and then dismantled until there are no bones left.

According to their plan, Fiona was supposed to meet Barbara in front of the dress shop, but what she never expected was that not only Barbara, but also a bunch of strange people came to see her, briefly summarizing It was his father, Damian, the current acting CEO of the Wayne Group that he had seen in the Gotham newspapers, and a young man with black hair and blue eyes who looked so familiar.

Except for the half-familiar Damian and the owner of the three flower barrels, Fiona didn't know much about the other people in front of her, but Barbara was not the kind who would bring strangers here for no reason. Intimate girlfriends shopping party scene people.

When Fiona was still puzzled, Barbara took the lead in explaining, but this explanation sounded like an inexplicable gnashing of teeth:

"Let me introduce you to my boyfriend, Richard Grayson. We usually call him... Well, it doesn't sound good anyway, so you better stop following us, it's not very good."

Fiona shakes his hand unsuspectingly—it does feel strangely familiar, but maybe it's just an illusion?

She pointed to the young man with black hair and blue eyes, then pointed to Jason and Damian beside him and said, "You know these two, so I won't waste time introducing them."

The two waved to Fiona symbolically, and Fiona began to gradually feel that something was wrong—something seemed wrong, how did this group of people get together? !

Barbara introduced again: "This is the acting CEO of the Wayne Group. Didn't you win the New York annual package hotel a few years ago? He is the one who set up this award, Timothy Drake, Just call him Tim."

The handsome and personable young man, who looked like a young and promising winner in life, shook hands with Fiona politely:

"How does it feel to be back in Gotham, are you still used to it?"

Fiona: "...It's okay, it's fine, thank you for your concern."

——At this moment, Fiona's vigilance has been pulled to the highest point.If there is an alarm in her mind, then this thing must be overloaded right now, with thick white steam and huge red lights flashing to prove its presence:

Wrong, so wrong!

Let's not talk about how this group of people got together, just say that the eyes of this group of people are not right when they look at her. What about "Girls who have fought side by side for many years but are about to stumble and fall into the devil's lair", especially Barbara's boyfriend, when watching her, there is a subtle sense of love and sympathy? !

What the hell is this? !

Barbara may have also noticed how strange it is when this group of people get together, and quickly explained:

"we are--"

Fiona thought to herself, don't say that you met on the road and came here together, but she never expected that Barbara really said that:

"—I met on the road and stopped by to buy things together!"

Fiona: ? ? ?Do you think I'll believe it Barbara? ? ! !

The author has something to say: Fiona: Unsuspecting - growing wary - sounding the alarm - who are you? ? ? ! ! !

Four Little Birds: ...We are just innocent passers-by who came to see the fun.

Barbara: How does it feel to watch the action early and meet the parents, lads? !If you dare to mess with something while we're shopping, you're dead, understand? !

Four Little Birds: ...Okay, okay, no problem. 【Crazy Bird Nodding.GIF】