The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]

You can't really blame Fiona for thinking too much.Barbara met her boyfriend on the road, so it’s not a problem to bring her a bag for her; as Robin, if Damian and Barbara know each other, it’s okay, it’s justified, maybe this is the Gotham police Some kind of subtle connection with Batman, but why they get together to go shopping is very puzzling, at least Fiona's head hurts and she can't think of a reasonable explanation; but the other two What's the matter with the individual? !It is hard to believe that there is no story in it, right?

Barbara also felt a little headache.She made a deep confession for the one hundred and first time, and sure enough, the gossip she brought from Dick should not be listened to indiscriminately, as soon as she hears it, accidents will happen.She was there the day before, clapping dumbfoundedly with Dick, lamenting how terrible it was that the old house was on fire, and today she was severely affected by the aftermath of this gossip.

The boys of the Bat family always agree with each other like never before when they shouldn't have a tacit understanding, just like after learning that she is going out shopping with Fiona today, Dick first sticks to him and says he wants to fulfill his duty. The boyfriend's duty is to help her carry a bag; then he followed a reluctant Damian, I don't know what he is awkward about, maybe this is the fact that people in the Bat family can act unhappy anytime, anywhere skills, but after all, this is Bruce’s child who is connected by blood. If other children want to come to see the person who will become their nominal mother in advance, and prepare mentally in advance, there is no problem; and then Just came along with a rare Tim who was not overwhelmed by the two mountains of work and school. It is estimated that if Damian is not happy, he will be happy. This excitement should be joined anyway-this is not quite right; The last one to follow was Jason, whose reason was so legitimate that Barbara couldn't refuse:

"I'm going to share my experience in raising cats."

Barbara:? ? ?Why haven't I noticed that you guys are so good at joining in the fun after all these years? ? ?Aren't you afraid of scaring other little girls? !

Sure enough, Fiona seemed to be really frightened by this group of people. Barbara immediately felt that she had a big task. She simply calculated the generational relationship between Fiona and her if this matter really happened. Question, I was horrified to find that this mother's love might not have a chance to vent at all in the future, so I took the time to lovingly stroke Little Lettuce's head:

"Don't be nervous, they are not bad people."

After finishing speaking, he threatened the four little birds who sneaked out to visit the lettuce that was about to be dragged from the next door into their vegetable garden without telling their parents.

Fiona silently swallowed what she was about to say.

——I'm not nervous, it's obviously this group of people who get nervous for no reason.

After the two went shopping, Fiona finally became nervous again.It's just that the nervousness this time is not because there are so many people around, but because it is simply intimidated by the aura of local tyrants:

"...Barbara? Is this the place you hired?!"

Barbara thinks you think too highly of our Gotham police, my dear, we haven't got our salary this month yet, where do we get all this spare money to rent out.As a result, she was just about to get some news from the bunch of guys at the back who were watching the sky and looking at the earth but dared not look directly at her and Fiona's Bat House, when a terrible thought suddenly popped into her mind , making her voice tremble a little when she quietly touched her boyfriend to inquire about the news:

"This charter...is B doing it?"

Dick: "...Probably, at least we all found out today that you are going shopping." The implication is that the sudden gathering of the whole family to watch the excitement today was caused by accident rather than a deliberate appointment, but regardless of getting together What is the reason, at least to watch the fun.

The two looked at each other, only to feel that the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, but the focus of the two people was not close at all, and they even strayed from each other:

What Dick thinks is that today he can see B and he is really romantic. Tomorrow maybe a comet will hit the earth. Should he prepare for evacuation first, or ask Damian what kind of flower girl clothes he likes to wear? Well; and Barbara, with a delicate and sensitive mind peculiar to women, perceives the crucial point:

Fiona may not be too fond of these things.

Lipstick and perfume that most girls would like, designer bags and shoes, and high-end clothing worth tens of millions, in the eyes of this young psychic, are nothing that can arouse her interest. It is nothing more than "necessities of life with extra added value".

But she wasn't your average girl in the "most people" category, and neither was Bruce.

When many people were young, they would fall in love with another person with ignorant teenagers' minds under the urging of hormones.As long as such feelings germinate, many things will be self-taught, but this is only for normal people.For Bruce Wayne, his short and ignorant adolescence was buried there long ago with a gunshot piercing the silent night sky and pearl necklaces scattered all over the ground. In a dark alley.

Since then, he's not Bruce Wayne, he's Batman.

He has worn this black vigilante's armor for so many years, and it has almost become his second identity that he can't give up. Not to mention that it reminds him of the spring heart in his normal teenage years, he is afraid He didn't even have such precious and ignorant memories, so he was born into Gotham's dark knight by the monstrous hatred, anger and determination.

——In a nutshell, Batman probably really can't chase people, and neither does Bruce Wayne.

He can spend a lot of money to buy expensive jewelry and exquisite dresses for his female companions, and he can also hold the slender waist of the gold nuggets and party all night in the casino. The name Bruce Wayne seems to be born to be drunk and dreamy. Words are implicated together, but this is not pursuit, let alone love.

That being the case, not to mention Batman, who seems to be killing him even by expressing his own positive feelings.

Barbara sighed sadly and thought to herself, based on the current progress of the two people, it is really sad to see Dick wear a bridesmaid dress for the bet he made when he was insane.In order to dispel the grief and indignation of the hope that can't see any emotional progress, Barbara took Fiona's hand, and stepped into the dress shop that was already reserved .

Five minutes later, Batwoman Kate Kane, who was holding Renee Montoya's arm, passed by the door, euphemistically saying, "Today Renee wants to buy something, so I came out with her." As a result, she Really demonstrated with practical actions what it means to say one thing and do another, and sat directly beside Fiona, and even touched her fluffy and soft long brown hair:

"Is there anything you like? Just take it away if you like it."

Fiona shook her head honestly: "No, thank you, I don't have a particular preference for these things—but may I ask, is this the place you hired?"

Kate paused subtly: "...It's not me, it's my relatives. This can effectively block shopping information and prevent people from being recognized immediately at night."

——Barbara realized belatedly that Bruce Wayne is Kate Kane's cousin!What is this, a family gathered to watch the lettuce? !

However, Fiona didn't know anything about it. Not only that, after hearing this far-fetched and reasonable explanation, she suddenly realized and sincerely praised: "It really is a good idea."

Barbara: ...It's hopeless, the progress of the relationship between these two people may be hopeless in the short term!

As a result, Barbara never imagined that she was still singing bad news during the day, and that night, there was an unprecedented development in this matter:

Bruce inexplicably fell off right in front of Fiona.

When entering the arena that night, Fiona followed Barbara in. Both of them had done simple cross-dressing, wearing a long black dress and a hollow mask. Fiona's hands She also wore a pair of long black gloves on top. According to her, this can better isolate the outside world from interfering with her sensing ability. If there is any abnormality, she will be able to sense it immediately.

After all, what they are going to deal with next is the Riddler, and what the Riddler relies on is not the fighting skills and force possessed by most Arkham members, but his extremely high IQ mind, he teased the Gotham police It's like a cat teasing a mouse, only a guy like Batman who is equally smart can have the power to fight him.

——It's just that Batman doesn't want to match wits with the Riddler at all right now, he just wants to catch the Riddler back to Arkham with the help of necromancy, which can be called cheating.

When the auction was in the middle, Fiona suddenly touched the arm of Barbara who was sitting next to her, and whispered: "I can feel that person is already on his way here."

After getting the reminder, Barbara immediately connected all the insiders of the Bat House who participated in this event: "Get ready, the Riddler is coming!"

These are all arranged in advance, and there should not be any mistakes.Even with the blessing of magic, Fiona's combat power is not much higher, let alone compared with the gang of murderous lunatics in Arkham, even if she insists on not killing with the bat family. Compared with the vigilantes in principle, they are always a little bit less interesting. The lack lies in the fact that she has not experienced enough actual combat, so after these vigilantes quietly set up a net here, Fiona can As planned, he retired and left through the side door.

As a result, she was halfway there when she suddenly heard a cat meowing from an empty room.

Fiona is already very familiar with the voice of her own big orange. In addition, she is very familiar with its elusive and elusive characteristics. When she hears this voice that should not appear in the underground auction house, she feels scalp numb. ——Showed by her orange cat.

If this is really her cat, then no matter what, she can't just leave early by herself!It's one thing to know that it has the ability to protect itself, but if you throw it away for such a reason, you can't do it if you are a conscientious person?

Sure enough, when Fiona poked her head into the empty room with the thought of "it must not be my cat", she saw a fat, fat cat sitting on a high chair in the middle of the room. The orange cat is still licking its paws leisurely.

Before Fiona was about to hug it down, the orange cat jumped down with a level of agility that was difficult for a fat man to reach, and immediately hid under the table next to it.The table was covered with a long tablecloth that almost fell to the floor. For a while, Fiona couldn't tell where her orange cat had reached, so she urged anxiously in a low voice:

"Come out, Daju! We have to get out of here quickly. It would be bad if someone came in suddenly!"

However, the orange cat, who is usually so understanding that it is no different from a human being, has no intention of obeying her orders today.Not only did she not stay at home honestly as she asked, but instead ran to the underground auction site, and even put on a posture of "the underside of this table is really comfortable, I'm going to put down roots here" , Fiona had to crawl in and search for her orange cat in the small, dark space under the table.

And the moment she managed to catch her cat, she heard footsteps pushing the door open.

Because I don’t know whether the visitor is an enemy or a friend—to be honest, in such a place full of fish and dragons, the chance of meeting friendly people in an empty room is almost as high as the chance of Batman suddenly falling off— So Fiona's first reaction was to cover the mouth of the orange cat under her hand, to prevent it from making any strange movements, so as not to be discovered by outsiders.

However, at the same time that the person came in, the orange cat, which was still restless before and completely different from its previous cute style, suddenly became quiet. If it wasn't for its nose still spraying subtle hot air towards Fiona's palm, Occasionally wagging his tail, it was almost as if he passed out.

Just staying under the table like this is not an option, so Fiona gently lay down on the ground, trying to see the identity of the person coming through the gap, but as soon as she lowered her body, she saw a completely unexpected person. Other than:

Bruce Wayne.

Fiona really doesn't know much about this "famous" playboy. When she was still in Gotham, she only learned about him from the must-read "Gotham Daily" every day. It's just that the news is known. It is said that he changes his female partner once a week, and no female partner can stay with him for more than a week, let alone a serious relationship and marriage.

She nodded seriously and thought to herself, sure enough, books are not completely credible, just like the line in "Pride and Prejudice" that "every single rich man always wants to marry a wife, this has become a universal rule." accepted truth" is not quite right.Wayne Mansion has not had a mistress for many years, and this Mr. Wayne doesn't seem to need a wife very much, so he still has a lot of fun by himself——

As a result, in the next second, Mr. Wayne, who was classified as "unfamiliar" by her just now, performed in front of her what is called Batman, and it was still alive and freshly baked.

What a thrill.

Fortunately, Fiona's self-control was in place, so she didn't let herself make even the slightest sound, but under the impact of such a large amount of information, her fingers covering the orange cat in her arms loosened involuntarily.

Just such a small moment is enough for the orange cat to make a sound to prove its existence:

"Meow--"

Fiona: ...God dies me too!

Bruce didn't expect that his fall would come so quickly and so unexpectedly.After receiving the communication from Barbara, he immediately began to evacuate from the auction site, preparing to find an empty place to disguise as Batman, and before entering this empty room, he had already used the Anti-reconnaissance and thermal imagers checked the place, and it was clearly determined that no one came in.

He has been here for so many years and has never missed a shot.

It's just that there is a good saying, "If you walk too much at night, you will inevitably run into ghosts", and put it in his place as an equivalent, "If you cross-dress too much, you will inevitably be caught by someone."

No, he had just completed the transition from the identity of "a playboy who loves extreme sports" to "Dark Knight Batman of Gotham", when he heard a voice coming from a table with a long tablecloth on the side. There came a small meow.

How could there be a cat in a place like this, Bruce thought. !And why is this cat meowing so familiar?God bless it must not be what he thinks——

The result was the same as what Fiona had thought just now, they were all good spirits and not bad spirits, and the one sticking out its head from under the table happened to be the big fat fifteen-pound cat.

It wasn't until then that the thermal sensor next to Bruce, which was specially used to detect whether there were other people in the room, finally started to work normally, outlining the figure of a person and a cat hidden under the table.Fiona also knew that her whereabouts had been revealed, so she quickly poked her head out from under the table. The white tablecloth was piled up in a large piece on her head, which gave a precarious sense of humor.

The two looked at each other, and the atmosphere was very awkward for a while.

Really, it was embarrassing, neither Batman nor the young psychic had ever experienced such an embarrassing moment in their lives so far.

At this moment, Bruce and Fiona both realized what it was like before Dick wished to go back in time: ... forget about life again.

The author has something to say: Bruce & Fiona: ...forget about going back in time! ! !

The rest of the Bat family: ? ? ?Don't - it's hard to make such a little progress, and it will be completely emptied if it goes backwards -! ! ! !