The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]

If Fiona is not in a hurry to evacuate from here right now, and Batman is not in a hurry to go out to hunt the Riddler, then the air is full of embarrassment, and if we don't sit down and have a good talk It is estimated that the concealment and misunderstanding that have been concealed and misunderstood for so long cannot be unraveled.

However, the situation is not waiting for anyone.

After the two of them stared wide-eyed for three seconds, a deafening explosion sounded in their ears. Bruce knew it was the Riddler, so he rushed out the door according to the original plan. The most essential intuition of human beings in the dark has not been lost, and the unprecedented premonition of "if you don't find a chance to explain this clearly, the uncooked duck will naturally run away" swept him. This made Bruce have time to say something to Fiona before leaving the room as if fleeing for his life:

"I'll explain to you later."

——It’s a pretty standard straight man’s answer.

According to a survey conducted by the gossip section of the "Gotham Daily" between seriousness and indecency, the top three things that straight men say to their girlfriends most often and make them angry are "how are you?" What's going on", "You don't understand" and "I'll tell you later".

After seeing this survey, the only expressions that most men can deal with may be "confused" and "what the hell is going on", while women feel a strong resonance, which leads to There is only one reason for this situation, and that is the difference in the way men and women think.

Men's way of thinking is more direct and straightforward, while women are naturally more cautious, so obviously two people think the same thing, but the way of expressing it may be very different, if you don't quickly misunderstand this point To put it bluntly, the principle that a dike of a thousand miles collapses in an ant's nest is universally applicable. When countless small misunderstandings like this accumulate, it will form a bigger problem.

In this regard, "Gotham Daily" also included a follow-up interview, which can be regarded as a clear way for couples who are puzzled by this ultimate problem:

Question, what should I do if my boyfriend is too straight and doesn't speak euphemistically at all, and pokes people's lungs so hard?

Answer: You just need to turn yourself into a straight girl of steel who goes straight and goes straight.Poke back, biubiubiu.

Coincidentally, both Fiona and Bruce are such people who say what they have and never pretend.So Fiona nodded quickly and vigorously to Batman amidst the explosion that resounded half the sky, and the two of them rushed out the door together, one ran to the responding personnel outside, and the other Hook guns shot from the railing above the auction house, and the jet-black cloak unfurled in the air that rustled past him, like a gigantic night bat spreading its wings.

The people in the auction house saw this figure, their eyes were tearing apart, and they subconsciously pressed the emergency alarm button to tell the Riddler not to come over. Batman was waiting here for him to throw himself into the trap, but he didn't have time to press the button. When he pressed the button, someone choked his throat from behind, and before he passed out foaming at the mouth, he only had time to see the red, yellow and green Robin suit, which was quite hot-eyed and particularly iconic.

——It's not a single Batman waiting here, but a whole fucking litter of bat cubs!

Fiona immediately regretted it after running to the side of the couple group of Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn who were in charge of supporting them.To be honest, for a moment, she really wanted to turn around and rush back to the auction house, and she didn't really want to see Poison Ivy use her ability to control plants to send flowers to Harley Quinn non-stop. A posture full of nine hundred and ninety-nine flowers.

Fiona: Excuse me, excuse me, the rumors that Arkham has a large number of talents are really true, even a romance is so hardcore!

The two of them were married, so they immediately noticed that something was wrong with Fiona. After the two exchanged glances, Pamela asked cautiously:

"Fioshka, is someone bullying you?"

Judging by her posture, if Fiona really said "yes", then after this operation is over, she will definitely rush in, grabbing the collars of her former inmates and asking them one by one who did it. of.

Fiona quickly waved her hands, wanting to explain, but it was difficult to explain in detail, because Batman's true identity cannot be explained in detail to others, but the eyes of the two people in front of her were too burning, and there was quite a reason for not explaining. With an attitude of not giving up after asking, she had to retreat under this gaze after a long while, and said truthfully:

"...It's nothing serious, it's just a relationship problem."

When Pamela and Halle heard, "Hey, it's absolutely fine to leave this kind of matter to married people like them, so they each held Fiona's hand, seeing their earnest expressions, I don't know Some people thought that the girl who looked like a little sea otter caught between these two people was their biological sister, otherwise they wouldn't be so concerned about the details:

"Fioshka, listen to my truth, you must never want someone who can't be honest with you."

"Gender is not a problem, nationality is not distance, and wealth is not a gap. The key is that you must truly love each other. If you just live together or just love each other, it will definitely not last long in the future!"

"And if you fall in love with someone, you must do your homework beforehand to make sure that no one other than you has already occupied that legitimate position."

The two have been in Gotham for many years, and they have been in and out of the Arkham Asylum many times. They have a lot of experience in dealing with feelings and experience in jailbreaking.So when the Batman came out with a bunch of flowers tied up, and he couldn't figure out how he was caught before leaving his iconic puzzle before he had time to make his official debut. When the Riddler came out, what he saw was Fiona The scene where the two kept nodding as they chattered.

Batman suddenly had such a bad premonition.He is not a person who is too superstitious about the power of the mysterious side, or he has not dealt with psychics for so many years, but people who are close to Zhu Zhechi, close to Mo Zhehei, and close to psychics He was about to get involved with these bizarre things inexplicably, and this bad premonition came true as soon as he took the first step towards Fiona:

First, Wonder Woman who descended from the sky stood between him and Fiona, saying that there was a new situation at the watchtower and urgently needed Batman to go back to deal with it; and just as he and Wonder Woman had a brief exchange on the matter In that gap, he clearly heard the married couple, Pamela and Halle, desperately using him as a "typical counterexample of people who can't get along" with Fiona:

"If you are in a relationship, that person must be sunny and cheerful! Even if you really can't be cheerful, you should get along with you in harmony, like this—" The two desperately pointed their eyes at Batman next to him:

"—This kind of guy who is so boring to death must not be wanted!"

"Believe me, Fioshka, if you fall in love with such a person, you will be pissed off one day."

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, a person who still wants to develop slowly with his crush can't bear it!

After Batman came back to his senses, he found himself standing in front of Fiona, holding her wrist with one hand, and pulled her out from the gap between the two dumbfounded married people. The female hero didn't understand what he was going for, and thought that there was something that needed Fiona's help:

"B? This sudden new situation doesn't require her..."

Fiona was also a little confused about what he was trying to say.A person who is as cautious as Batman, who wants to put the relevant information of his real identity in an iron box and sink it to the bottom of the Atlantic to keep it secret, will definitely not explain his hidden identity to her in public and under the eyes of everyone, but Apart from this, what else could he tell himself?

The two looked at each other without saying a word, and even the flowing evening wind with a warm spring feeling stopped at this moment.The Riddler has been hastily taken away by the Gotham police, and the only ones left here are the married duo of the Birds of Prey, the only member of the Justice League who is completely ignorant of a certain gambling game. Wonder Woman, who loves love, and Robin, whose family also has some kind of bad premonition.

There is no ordinary person present at the moment. When all these people's eyes are focused on someone in unison, the inexplicable pressure is enough to make an ordinary person so nervous that he can't even speak, but in the center of their eyes This is not an ordinary person, this kind of gaze is nothing more than making Fiona, who is a little less hot, feel like a light on his back, so he asked in a low voice:

"Is there anything I can do for you? Just tell me."

Even though she has grown a little taller now, the height gap is not something that can be easily made up for. Bruce is still a lot taller than Fiona.Comparing the two, it seems that this is not like pulling her wrist to tell her something, but more like some kind of vulgar plot of bullying and plundering in a third-rate novel.

At this moment when time seemed to stand still and everyone's eyes were focused on this moment, Bruce suddenly remembered the days when he was cultivating on the snow-capped mountains of Tibet.He not only has to wear thin clothes to walk in the knee-deep snow, exercise his ability to survive in extreme environments, improve his physical fitness, sharpen his reaction, but also participate in the penance of Tantric Buddhism. Go to the temple to learn various methods of Tibetan Esoteric Buddhism.

The teaching of Tantric Buddhism is broad and profound. When he first came here, he stood among a group of disciples and listened to the admonition of the abbot of the temple. When I read the "Fa", I vaguely understood one thing:

In this sect, the most essential thing is actually only one sentence, "Human nature is the most difficult thing to cover up."

This is also the reason why he failed to practice here in the end.The twelve abbots in the whole temple gathered together, staged an unprecedented battle, and politely sent him down the snow mountain, saying that he is really not suitable for this place, and if there is a chance in the future, send your child here again .When parting, the host who accepted him at the beginning told him with a long sigh:

"You restrain yourself too much."

"Human beings are born with ferocious beasts in their hearts. They cannot be seen or indulged lightly, especially they cannot be suppressed for a long time. Therefore, in the supreme Dharma door in my Tantra, there are Mahamudra of Emptiness, Mahamudra of Empty Joy and Mahamudra of Light, as well as 72 Dao Huanxi Zen emphasizes the freedom of retraction and relaxation.”

"Even if you have a sea of ​​blood and deep hatred... If you suppress it for such a long time, I am afraid that you will kill the tiger in your heart to death. You have already forgotten your own nature right now. wake up?"

Bruce was not as mature as he is now.As the host said, his heart is full of hatred, and what’s more, his long-term vision, which is still vague but will eventually be realized in the future, is to bring the city of Gotham out of chaos. Find out what your "inner beast" desires——

He even thought for a while that the beast was dead.

However, if you are alive, you must not talk too much, all kinds of mutations abound, and everything may turn upside down in the second before it ends.Just like right now, the beast that Bruce once thought had fallen asleep was roaring in his chest, sending out a thunderous rumbling roar, bumping into his solid—or thought it was solid—heart defense over and over again, A gap was soon opened, and he barked his teeth and claws to break through the various cages he had imposed on himself over the years.

He knew very well that if he didn't say something at this time, he might not have the chance to say it in the future.However, it is really too difficult for Batman, who has always suppressed all his thoughts and emotions in his heart and sealed them under the mask, to speak.

If the stalemate continues like this, he is afraid that he will run away suddenly, but at this critical juncture, Fiona sensed something dimly, and took the first step proactively, asking:

"Is there anything you want to say to me?"

Batman froze in place.At this moment, Fiona attached her other hand to his gauntlet.

Even though there was still a layer of gauntlets between the two of them, Fiona didn't take off the long black gloves that Fiona bought specially to participate in Gotham's underground auction. Under the double barrier, it would not be so easy to feel each other's body temperature, but at that moment——

It is really like a prairie fire, the midsummer wind, burning through a certain piece of barren grassland that has withered for many years.

After the raging fire, there will be early spring, tender green grass buds, poking out gently from the scorched black mess.

All of you present are people who know Batman quite well, otherwise, nearly two-thirds of the bet would not have been on the side of "this person will not speak" in the end.However, what surprised this group of people was that the one who spoke first was actually Batman, the man who wore the skin of a playboy but restrained himself almost strictly inside:

"...I think love is a hand that wants to touch and then withdraws."

What he said was so euphemistic and thoughtless that most people would not understand it, let alone listening to it, even less likely if they have never read Salinger's "The Heart of a Broken Story" Understand the meaning of it.

But Fiona understood.

She blinked those beautiful gray eyes, and suddenly blushed, even the speed of blushing didn't decrease but increased after being noticed by the person in front of her. It was complete, and in the end, there was only one sentence that was stammered out:

"Is that what I... think?"

The two continued to look at each other in silence for a full minute. It was so long that even Harry and Pamela, who were so shocked that their jaws were almost dislocated, used their mobile phones to check the meaning of this sentence before Bruce opened his mouth. road:

"I think so."

It's just that moment.

Like the turbulent sky, the light of the sky tore through the thick clouds and swayed down from the sky, like the torrential spring water, it smashed the ice layer that had been stored in the winter, blowing away the spring that still has the cold air that has not faded away.On the snow-capped mountains in the past years, the words of the old host with infinite worry and concern in his eyebrows and eyes were finally fully verified at this moment:

Human nature cannot be hidden no matter what.

Regardless of whether people are born evil or good, there is always one thing that will always accompany people from the moment they are born, and that is "love".

Even if the heart of admiration, the dream of youth, and all the possibilities that can throb are suppressed for a long time, even Bruce himself has the illusion that he will never like anyone again, but wait until When the right person appeared in front of him, there would still be a fierce tiger that lowered its head to sniff the roses, and poked out a fluffy paw from the heavily locked cage.

——A certain gamble of the Justice League declared a complete collapse at this moment.Two-thirds of the people bet on "he won't speak" and lost everything. Needless to say, even if they had the slightest confidence in Bruce, they cautiously stretched the front line to participate in the bet, betting on the time he spoke. One is longer than the other, but it is much better in comparison, at least only to the point where you lose a pair of pants for yourself.

Wonder Woman Diana, who finally came to her senses after realizing it:? ? ?