The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]

Early the next morning, when Fiona woke up, she was stunned for a moment. She didn't react until she saw the interior furniture and decorations that were completely different from the simple style of Bentiva:

She is no longer in Bentiwa, Russia, but in Wayne Manor in Gotham.

If it were an ordinary person, they might have to think about the matter of "does this count as cohabitation before marriage", and then feel shy and uncomfortable; but Fiona didn't think in that direction at all.The poor girl who was so tortured by her graduation thesis that she almost performed lettuce shedding leaves and sea otter hair removal immediately played a triumphant song in her mind:

Long live, woo la la!No need to write papers!

Such a happy event made her in a good mood all morning, and even Bruce's operation of such a straight man who set the date in the Batcave in order to further let Fiona deepen her understanding of him didn't make her feel better. My mood turned a little bit sour.

This operation is really too straight, but if you think about it carefully, it is 100% Batman's style.To him, the Batcave is almost the same as a second home, and it is a secret place that cannot be revealed to others. Letting a person enter Wayne Manor actually does not explain the problem in depth, but if he can accept a person who was originally If someone who does not belong to the Bat family enters the Batcave, it is already a Batman-style heart-to-heart and frank treatment.

But no matter how you say it, you can't hide the fact that:

This may be the most unique dating place since the beginning of the world. I am afraid that there is no other place that is as unromantic as the present.

A gloomy, underground batcave.

However, the fact that the person concerned did not choose this place carefully for a date would be a bit of a bummer, and the party who was the invitee did not feel any problem at all, and even one person was reading documents while the other was on the computer. The scene was very harmonious for a time as I was tapping and tapping while absently looking at the book in my hand to find information.

Even if the two of them didn't say a word, they could only hear the slight sound of the machine running and the sound of paper rubbing when Fiona turned the pages of the book, which made this scene a kind of tranquility that no one else could shake. It's wonderful.

——Others are unwilling to intervene and disturb the quiet atmosphere, but it doesn't mean that the cat will not suddenly pop out from any strange place.

"Meow~"

A soft call came from behind Fiona. Before Fiona could turn her head to see if it was her orange cat, she suddenly thought of this:

Now it is no longer possible to use the most intuitive standard of weight to judge the identity of a cat, because the orange cat has completely lost weight with the help of an unknown force.

So Fiona had to turn her head to confirm the identity of the cat, and then caught the orange cat hanging on her body that was still whimpering and whining into her arms. Facing the soft orange fur, she was full of enthusiasm The bald man of love hummed a song unknowingly.

Everything seems to be perfect, the only fly in the ointment is that Fiona's humming is slightly out of tune.Bruce had unknowingly stopped what he was doing, and after listening carefully for a while, he couldn't figure out what she was singing, but just because the tune sounded so weird, he could Knowing that Fiona was completely off tune.

But seeing her singing so seriously, Bruce suddenly felt indifferent again.Isn't it just a tune?You can't do anything to people, and it's pretty nice after you get used to it.

—Love deafens and blinds.

If it were Batman in the past, he would definitely not be able to tolerate someone humming beside him while he was working, even if it was an unconscious or unintentional interruption, he would at least take a note of "Disapproval from Batman" line of sight".But right now, he doesn't feel disturbed at all, and even has an illusion for no reason that the way the two get along should be like this.

Bruce had never been through a scene like this before.The "dating" he has been used to for a long time can be said to have never had anything to do with the word "quiet", either with a female companion in the superficial sense to sway with each other in the fragrant clothes and temples - he just doesn't drink alcohol, what he drinks is ginger Juice—or take someone to book the whole store to buy, buy, buy, and he is responsible for taking a nap, giving appropriate opinions, and then swiping the card.

However, even though the current scene made him feel unfamiliar, such a leisurely atmosphere made him feel that it was not a big problem.

The two of them spent the entire morning in the bat cave like this, and no one thought there was anything wrong, and there was even a tendency to spend the whole day in the bat cave.

This made all the members of the Birds of Prey team who came to visit and watch the excitement all bewildered.But even if I lent them ten more guts, no one would dare to say to Batman face to face, "Hey friend, do you think that the place and method you choose to date are a bit too straight".

To love life starts with keeping silent.

But soon the clever Black Canary, as the only person in the team who hadn't lost his intelligence due to leaving the group, soon discovered a way to save the country with curves:

She doesn't have the guts to talk to Batman, so it's okay to talk to Little Rapunzel, right?

As soon as she saw Fiona, she knew that this girl was living a pretty good life in Wayne Manor, and the corners of her brows and eyes were full of happy atmosphere, the kind that had been haunting before forever because she had insight into too many things in the world The gray eyes with a trace of sadness can no longer see such emotions at the moment, and it is easy to think of the happy lettuce that is most common in animation and keeps swaying with the singing in the wind.

As a result, Black Canary originally wanted to communicate with Fiona about how she was feeling and how she was living here, but when she realized that she seemed to be unconsciously controlled by Fiona After the incident with the band went astray, the two of them started discussing the lipstick number at some point:

"I don't think the real Batman...he's the kind of guy who would pick out these things for his girlfriend."

"In fact, he is quite nice, really, trust me." Fiona was still trying to defend her new boyfriend, "It's just that the method is different from ordinary people."

Black Canary looked confused: Isn't it just to look at the serial number of the color card on the new product list and then buy, buy, buy? !What else can I do, can I still pick out a flower?

Fiona explained: "You can't show him the color card on the advertisement, you have to report the RGB color serial number directly to him."

Black Canary: ... Excuse me.Never seen it this way.

"Let me demonstrate it to you." Fiona looked at the stack of orders brought by Black Canary, and asked to the pair of pointed bat ears that had appeared by the bed before she knew it:

"Can you help me find a lipstick with a color value of d67871?"

Black Canary was still in a daze, because she didn't feel the presence of other people behind her at all, when she heard a voice from behind her:

"Yes, but I personally think this shade is not as good as e68e96."

Black Canary: Lost, lost, leave.

——And how did this person get here so elusively? !

What she never imagined was that she was looking for Little Rapunzel, the mascot of the Birds of Prey team, but was forced to buy a big black bat as a gift, and kept using "leave me" Lettuce go a little farther away, preferably more than ten meters away," staring at her, staring at her away.

After Bruce stared at Black Canary away abruptly, he asked Fiona:

"What do you like?"

He's just not good at expressing positive emotions, and he hasn't experienced such a quiet and comfortable dating atmosphere, but this doesn't mean that he doesn't know anything about what couples should do in a normal way of getting along.

He meant to ask Fiona if she had any favorite presents or something, but Fiona took the question quite literally and said quite honestly:

"I like lettuce and cats."

"...not this." It would be more realistic for Bruce to say "I want to buy you a gift" than to have him single out a bunch of aliens on Apocalypse:

"Apart from these?"

Without even thinking about it, Fiona hit a straight ball back on the spot.When she looks at people seriously with those gentle gray eyes, it's hard not to think of that kind of soft and cute little animal. When this kind of little animal looks at you with such serious eyes When touching someone, even a heart of steel will soften in an instant:

"you."

The atmosphere between the two was so sticky, sweet and silent that it was suffocating. Only then did Fiona realize the deeper meaning of Bruce's question, and laughed:

"Not all love has to be expressed in material things, Bruce."

The young psychic felt a little inexplicably happy seeing her lover's bewilderment, which was barely traceable and hidden under the calm appearance.She made the Justice League's advisors feel helpless, which is an achievement unparalleled in the world:

"If I say that I want the moon and the stars, can you still pick them for me? Just watch the stars with me."

Fiona just wanted to give an example to prove the truth of the fact that "for psychics, spiritual companionship will make them happier than material satisfaction", but she never expected that she overlooked one of the most important things: The problem is that her boyfriend is simply not too rich.

For a person whose super powers are money powers, things like stars and moons are still really buyable.

So after a few weeks, Fiona herself almost forgot about this matter, and even started to pack her bags happily to move back to Bentiva, when Bruce came to her suddenly and gave her two gifts:

One is a diamond made from a meteorite brought back from the moon—still 100% Superman handcrafted; the other is an asteroid named after her.

On the diamond base that was delivered, there was a sentence engraved with something unknown:

【You are my enlightenment. 】

"There are also stars, and there are also moons." He looked seriously at Fiona who stayed where she was on the spot, and a smile appeared on his lips unconsciously, and asked:

"Fioshka, what do you want?"

Fiona: ...wait a minute.Wait.I really don't mean that! ! !