The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]
Chapter 22 Three Flowers Taunting Faces
The heater in the Batmobile is turned on enough, which is also a strong argument for "Batman is a human being".When Fiona was knocked out with a sap, she didn't wear much clothes. After all, the air conditioner in the flower shop was sufficient, but the basement on Oak Street was not in such a good condition, not to mention she stayed there for nearly One day, when I was carried into the car by Batman, I had a headache. Now that I was blown by the warm wind, I felt a little dizzy and inexplicably nauseous.
In order to cheer herself up, Fiona forced herself to ask, "How did you find it?"
Bruce gave her a meaningful look: "I was notified."
Fiona was dumbfounded on the spot.She thought about it carefully, and felt that Ms. Green would definitely not be so kind to call the police for her, and there was no one else in the store, so could it be that the orange cat has turned into a sperm?Or did Zatanna sense it from the air and tip off the Dark Knight in Gotham for her?It couldn't be Batman who was informed by the people she disturbed when she strung together to go to Russia, that would be too unsuitable.
Fiona, who had gone through all the possibilities in her mind, never expected that the one who saved her was actually the Sanhua named Tong Tong who had just been picked up by her. His real name at the time-Jason Todd, the famous Red Hood.
It stands to reason that the rescued person should express his gratitude to the savior.Although Batman seems not only not short of money, he should be short of everything, and most of the locals in Gotham think that he is not a person, so even if he is saved by him, they are scared and want to run for their lives, but Fiona can't hold back I have always had a sense of admiration for such a righteous man.
She thought about it seriously, and Chen Ken said: "Thank you very much for your help today, would you like me to promise you with my body?"
——As soon as she said this, good guy, Batman claims to be a person who has seen strong winds and waves. The howling sound drifted away for nearly 100 meters; Red Robin, who was in charge of backup in the Batcave, choked on his own coffee, and his hands were shaking so much that he almost spilled a full cup of good coffee on the console in front of him .
Bruce thought that Damian, the kid who could tell him "You are shorter than I imagined" at the first meeting, made a solid foundation. He would no longer have any "normal sense" of the Assassins' education. I hope that I can teach a child with a full head and a full tail, no missing arms or broken legs.
In the end, he didn't expect that this organization could really refresh his cognition again and again.If he and the League of Assassins were not basically in a state of non-interference and mutual respect, he would have to ask what happened to the education over there!
He collected himself, suppressed his anger and asked, "Who taught you to say that!"
Only then did Fiona realize that the way she seemed to express herself was inappropriate, but could she be blamed?
Over the years, no one has ever taught her how to get along with others, and what to say under what circumstances.Almost all of her knowledge is obtained by reading books, and the study room of the League of Assassins will not show you whether it is PG, PG-13 or NC-17 like American movies. There are all kinds of books from all over the world. It’s amazing. It deserves the phrase "all-encompassing".
She has read so many books, and although she has a little understanding of human relations, she still cannot grasp the essence of various emotions. This is why she always has a subtle literary accent and inexplicable taste when she speaks.To put it nicely, she is called self-taught, but to put it bluntly, she is simply illiterate in dealing with people and interpersonal relationships, or an "illiterate" who cannot translate the knowledge she has learned into practice well.
She really didn't know what was wrong with this sentence, which should be used by women to express "thank you" to men. When asked by Batman, she almost curled up into a ball and buried herself in the seat, and quickly apologized cautiously:
"I'm sorry... am I supposed to say that?"
Batman freed his hand to press the center of his brow, feeling unprecedented tiredness for a moment: "It shouldn't be."
Hearing what he said, Fiona immediately became more flustered and stuttered a little: "I, I, I... I just read it in a book, and I thought it was a sentence of gratitude between opposite sexes, so I used it. Isn't it?! I'm very sorry, I will never say that again!"
"...It's a sentence expressing gratitude under a specific situation and a specific relationship." Bruce eased his anger towards the misleading Assassin League. He wanted to say something, but felt that it was inappropriate to say anything, and finally said succinctly:
"Don't talk nonsense, especially the opposite sex who is older than you, absolutely not."
Strictly speaking, this is the first person to tell Fiona the principles of dealing with people under normal circumstances. The League of Assassins has always upheld the principle that "justice must be achieved by one's own hands". Crooked.Fiona seized the opportunity and summoned up the courage to ask, "So in what context can I use this statement?"
Bruce froze in the driving position of the Batmobile, and after a long while, he chose a euphemistic remark: "...Speak to your peers who have a crush on you."
Red Robin, who was far away in the Batcave, substituted himself, and imagined that if he was not born in Drake's family, but grew up in the uncontrolled Assassin League like Fiona, he would not be able to maintain it 100% now. A blank slate like her might have already become like Damian. After all, the saying that the environment makes a person is reasonable to some extent.
At this point in his mind, he actually developed respect for "Themis" who had only met him a few times, and even saw himself through her back then, in the same way in a state of ignorance and in front of the vast sea of information. , strengthened my belief and will, struggled to choose and trek out my own path, and persisted until today.And when the act of "walking the right path" happened in the League of Assassins, the difficulty would be more than doubled.
Tim suddenly understood a little bit why Bruce treated her differently: Although she was young, she was already worthy of respect.
However, this respect is not enough to protect against the cold and germs. To be honest, the basement is not clean even if it is against the conscience.When the Batmobile stopped in front of Fiona's flower shop, Fiona was already a little hot, coupled with the pain in her feet, under the double blow, she didn't have the extra energy to stand up from the seat .
Bruce opened the car door for her, and Fiona struggled on the seat several times but couldn't get up, either her hands were slippery or she was bored, and it was really distressing when she leaned crookedly on the chair.Seeing that she couldn't get up, Bruce had a brief moment of battle between man and nature for a few seconds. He bent down and picked her up, his movements were more stiff than ever, and he almost knocked Fiona's head against the door.
——Batman's second princess hug, face to face.
Bruce came to the door of the flower shop and found that the door was locked, so he curled up in his arms and asked Fiona, who was dozing in a daze, "Where's the key?"
Fiona heard the word "key" in a daze, and tried to reach out to touch the door frame. A brass key slammed down on her, and it was about to knock out a bag on her forehead. Fortunately, Bruce has quick eyesight and strong arms, holding her with one hand in time to grab the key.
During his movements, most of Fiona's weight was bound to rest on his arms and body.There is a universal belt around Batman's waist, from Kryptonite, the eternal backup plan that can restrain Superman, to various weapons such as smoke/fog/blast flash/light/blast anesthesia/drunk/guns, there are all kinds of weapons, and the result is The belt fit right around Fiona's waist.
It’s not a day or two for Fiona to be ticklish, so all her clothes are high-necked, long-sleeved trousers, and turtleneck sweaters. Everything was weakened, Ruoyou Ruowu's itch was infinitely magnified, directly waking her up laughing, she couldn't help it for a few seconds, and laughed on the spot in Batman's arms: "Itch! "
In the end, she was still dizzy, and she became even more dizzy after smiling like this, and bursts of pain came from her temples.This is obviously an endless loop. Because she sprained her ankle and had a headache, she was hugged by Batman with a "care" mentality; Anyone who is sick knows that laughing at this moment will cause even more headaches, so she hastily struggled out of Batman's arms, dragging her sprained feet and leaning on the wall to enter the door without being tormented by this endless loop more headache:
"Please let me down, thank you, I can go by myself."
Bruce didn't agree to her request, but just adjusted his posture for holding her. Fiona immediately felt no itching, and she obediently lay in his arms and was carried into the flower shop door.
——As a result, as soon as Bruce opened the door with his front foot, he was almost caught in the face by the condescending Sanhua with his teeth and claws on his back foot.
Fiona was already sick, and the corners of her eyes turned red after being tossed like that, as if she had just cried.Jason, who has a deep understanding of Batman's "incapable of expressing positive emotions" at the moment, knows Bruce's temper very well. He is typically soft-hearted and hard-spoken, but his mouth skills are not as tough as usual. Minutes are simply not a problem.
For a moment, Jason's heart was completely overwhelmed. This person with too much imagination has already made up a [-]-word annual drama. In the end, all kinds of emotions were simplified into an impassioned accusation:
Bully the little girl!You're still not human, Bruce!
With inexplicable anger and the mentality of protecting the lord, Jason waved Sanhua's claws without saying a word, and scratched towards Batman's cape, and was intercepted by Fiona with one hand and hugged him halfway. :
"TongTong, don't scratch people casually, be polite to my savior."
Jason who is struggling: I'm seeking justice for you!put me down!Put me down and I'll scratch him again!
Fiona is very experienced in how to appease inexplicably crazy cats. After all, her orange cat is a cat spirit who "pretends to be sick and goes on a hunger strike to try to eat canned food again because the canned food is too delicious". What the orange cat does is at the bottom of the front , she already has a lot of experience with this situation:
"Be good, I'll give you canned tuna and fresh buns, okay?"
Jason: Just kidding, do I look like someone who can be bought with just a fresh package and canned food? !
As a result, he just went through this idea in his mind once, and his stomach growled in disappointment.During the period when Fiona was missing, he not only had to borrow Fiona's computer to inform the Batcave, but also to clean up the follow-up traces, so that the gang of bat cubs would not find out that he had also become a cat—with his Knowing about his family, Drake and the devil can laugh him to death, and Dicky Bird is afraid that he will come to smooth his hair with love. Fuck, it's too scary, and they must not find out!
...A Miaoxian Bao and half a can of tuna can't buy Jason Todd, but they can buy Jason Sanhua.
Although the three-flower has calmed down, Bruce can see this expression on the face of this rebellious cat through the three-color hair:
whispering sound.
Bruce: ...can this florist be better?Do all cats have to be sperm? !
In order to cheer herself up, Fiona forced herself to ask, "How did you find it?"
Bruce gave her a meaningful look: "I was notified."
Fiona was dumbfounded on the spot.She thought about it carefully, and felt that Ms. Green would definitely not be so kind to call the police for her, and there was no one else in the store, so could it be that the orange cat has turned into a sperm?Or did Zatanna sense it from the air and tip off the Dark Knight in Gotham for her?It couldn't be Batman who was informed by the people she disturbed when she strung together to go to Russia, that would be too unsuitable.
Fiona, who had gone through all the possibilities in her mind, never expected that the one who saved her was actually the Sanhua named Tong Tong who had just been picked up by her. His real name at the time-Jason Todd, the famous Red Hood.
It stands to reason that the rescued person should express his gratitude to the savior.Although Batman seems not only not short of money, he should be short of everything, and most of the locals in Gotham think that he is not a person, so even if he is saved by him, they are scared and want to run for their lives, but Fiona can't hold back I have always had a sense of admiration for such a righteous man.
She thought about it seriously, and Chen Ken said: "Thank you very much for your help today, would you like me to promise you with my body?"
——As soon as she said this, good guy, Batman claims to be a person who has seen strong winds and waves. The howling sound drifted away for nearly 100 meters; Red Robin, who was in charge of backup in the Batcave, choked on his own coffee, and his hands were shaking so much that he almost spilled a full cup of good coffee on the console in front of him .
Bruce thought that Damian, the kid who could tell him "You are shorter than I imagined" at the first meeting, made a solid foundation. He would no longer have any "normal sense" of the Assassins' education. I hope that I can teach a child with a full head and a full tail, no missing arms or broken legs.
In the end, he didn't expect that this organization could really refresh his cognition again and again.If he and the League of Assassins were not basically in a state of non-interference and mutual respect, he would have to ask what happened to the education over there!
He collected himself, suppressed his anger and asked, "Who taught you to say that!"
Only then did Fiona realize that the way she seemed to express herself was inappropriate, but could she be blamed?
Over the years, no one has ever taught her how to get along with others, and what to say under what circumstances.Almost all of her knowledge is obtained by reading books, and the study room of the League of Assassins will not show you whether it is PG, PG-13 or NC-17 like American movies. There are all kinds of books from all over the world. It’s amazing. It deserves the phrase "all-encompassing".
She has read so many books, and although she has a little understanding of human relations, she still cannot grasp the essence of various emotions. This is why she always has a subtle literary accent and inexplicable taste when she speaks.To put it nicely, she is called self-taught, but to put it bluntly, she is simply illiterate in dealing with people and interpersonal relationships, or an "illiterate" who cannot translate the knowledge she has learned into practice well.
She really didn't know what was wrong with this sentence, which should be used by women to express "thank you" to men. When asked by Batman, she almost curled up into a ball and buried herself in the seat, and quickly apologized cautiously:
"I'm sorry... am I supposed to say that?"
Batman freed his hand to press the center of his brow, feeling unprecedented tiredness for a moment: "It shouldn't be."
Hearing what he said, Fiona immediately became more flustered and stuttered a little: "I, I, I... I just read it in a book, and I thought it was a sentence of gratitude between opposite sexes, so I used it. Isn't it?! I'm very sorry, I will never say that again!"
"...It's a sentence expressing gratitude under a specific situation and a specific relationship." Bruce eased his anger towards the misleading Assassin League. He wanted to say something, but felt that it was inappropriate to say anything, and finally said succinctly:
"Don't talk nonsense, especially the opposite sex who is older than you, absolutely not."
Strictly speaking, this is the first person to tell Fiona the principles of dealing with people under normal circumstances. The League of Assassins has always upheld the principle that "justice must be achieved by one's own hands". Crooked.Fiona seized the opportunity and summoned up the courage to ask, "So in what context can I use this statement?"
Bruce froze in the driving position of the Batmobile, and after a long while, he chose a euphemistic remark: "...Speak to your peers who have a crush on you."
Red Robin, who was far away in the Batcave, substituted himself, and imagined that if he was not born in Drake's family, but grew up in the uncontrolled Assassin League like Fiona, he would not be able to maintain it 100% now. A blank slate like her might have already become like Damian. After all, the saying that the environment makes a person is reasonable to some extent.
At this point in his mind, he actually developed respect for "Themis" who had only met him a few times, and even saw himself through her back then, in the same way in a state of ignorance and in front of the vast sea of information. , strengthened my belief and will, struggled to choose and trek out my own path, and persisted until today.And when the act of "walking the right path" happened in the League of Assassins, the difficulty would be more than doubled.
Tim suddenly understood a little bit why Bruce treated her differently: Although she was young, she was already worthy of respect.
However, this respect is not enough to protect against the cold and germs. To be honest, the basement is not clean even if it is against the conscience.When the Batmobile stopped in front of Fiona's flower shop, Fiona was already a little hot, coupled with the pain in her feet, under the double blow, she didn't have the extra energy to stand up from the seat .
Bruce opened the car door for her, and Fiona struggled on the seat several times but couldn't get up, either her hands were slippery or she was bored, and it was really distressing when she leaned crookedly on the chair.Seeing that she couldn't get up, Bruce had a brief moment of battle between man and nature for a few seconds. He bent down and picked her up, his movements were more stiff than ever, and he almost knocked Fiona's head against the door.
——Batman's second princess hug, face to face.
Bruce came to the door of the flower shop and found that the door was locked, so he curled up in his arms and asked Fiona, who was dozing in a daze, "Where's the key?"
Fiona heard the word "key" in a daze, and tried to reach out to touch the door frame. A brass key slammed down on her, and it was about to knock out a bag on her forehead. Fortunately, Bruce has quick eyesight and strong arms, holding her with one hand in time to grab the key.
During his movements, most of Fiona's weight was bound to rest on his arms and body.There is a universal belt around Batman's waist, from Kryptonite, the eternal backup plan that can restrain Superman, to various weapons such as smoke/fog/blast flash/light/blast anesthesia/drunk/guns, there are all kinds of weapons, and the result is The belt fit right around Fiona's waist.
It’s not a day or two for Fiona to be ticklish, so all her clothes are high-necked, long-sleeved trousers, and turtleneck sweaters. Everything was weakened, Ruoyou Ruowu's itch was infinitely magnified, directly waking her up laughing, she couldn't help it for a few seconds, and laughed on the spot in Batman's arms: "Itch! "
In the end, she was still dizzy, and she became even more dizzy after smiling like this, and bursts of pain came from her temples.This is obviously an endless loop. Because she sprained her ankle and had a headache, she was hugged by Batman with a "care" mentality; Anyone who is sick knows that laughing at this moment will cause even more headaches, so she hastily struggled out of Batman's arms, dragging her sprained feet and leaning on the wall to enter the door without being tormented by this endless loop more headache:
"Please let me down, thank you, I can go by myself."
Bruce didn't agree to her request, but just adjusted his posture for holding her. Fiona immediately felt no itching, and she obediently lay in his arms and was carried into the flower shop door.
——As a result, as soon as Bruce opened the door with his front foot, he was almost caught in the face by the condescending Sanhua with his teeth and claws on his back foot.
Fiona was already sick, and the corners of her eyes turned red after being tossed like that, as if she had just cried.Jason, who has a deep understanding of Batman's "incapable of expressing positive emotions" at the moment, knows Bruce's temper very well. He is typically soft-hearted and hard-spoken, but his mouth skills are not as tough as usual. Minutes are simply not a problem.
For a moment, Jason's heart was completely overwhelmed. This person with too much imagination has already made up a [-]-word annual drama. In the end, all kinds of emotions were simplified into an impassioned accusation:
Bully the little girl!You're still not human, Bruce!
With inexplicable anger and the mentality of protecting the lord, Jason waved Sanhua's claws without saying a word, and scratched towards Batman's cape, and was intercepted by Fiona with one hand and hugged him halfway. :
"TongTong, don't scratch people casually, be polite to my savior."
Jason who is struggling: I'm seeking justice for you!put me down!Put me down and I'll scratch him again!
Fiona is very experienced in how to appease inexplicably crazy cats. After all, her orange cat is a cat spirit who "pretends to be sick and goes on a hunger strike to try to eat canned food again because the canned food is too delicious". What the orange cat does is at the bottom of the front , she already has a lot of experience with this situation:
"Be good, I'll give you canned tuna and fresh buns, okay?"
Jason: Just kidding, do I look like someone who can be bought with just a fresh package and canned food? !
As a result, he just went through this idea in his mind once, and his stomach growled in disappointment.During the period when Fiona was missing, he not only had to borrow Fiona's computer to inform the Batcave, but also to clean up the follow-up traces, so that the gang of bat cubs would not find out that he had also become a cat—with his Knowing about his family, Drake and the devil can laugh him to death, and Dicky Bird is afraid that he will come to smooth his hair with love. Fuck, it's too scary, and they must not find out!
...A Miaoxian Bao and half a can of tuna can't buy Jason Todd, but they can buy Jason Sanhua.
Although the three-flower has calmed down, Bruce can see this expression on the face of this rebellious cat through the three-color hair:
whispering sound.
Bruce: ...can this florist be better?Do all cats have to be sperm? !
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