The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]

In the early morning of the same day, when Fiona forced herself to pour cat food for the two cats, the menacing illness finally couldn't be suppressed.Even if she simply stood there, she could feel the pain and swelling from her temples. If it wasn't for the survival of the two cats that needed to be resolved, she would have taken medicine and gone to bed early.

And it was also in the early morning of the same day that Bruce, who had just returned to the Batcave, suddenly felt dark before his eyes, and the long-lost feeling struck again——

This also makes people have a good rest, as soon as they come back, they will turn into cats!

Before falling into the darkness again, he tried his best to press the emergency contact button to call the Justice League Dark, trying to get Zatanna to solve this problem, but the Justice League Dark couldn't get through to Zatanna at all, because she Now I am in the territory of wizards. The world of wizards has always been protected by inexplicable forces. Unless the people inside take the initiative to contact the outside world, their world is completely isolated from the outside world and can effectively block the communication of all electronic products. Regardless of whether you are produced by the Wayne Group or the Stark Group, in the face of the wizard's protection spell, all of them will be invalidated equally.

And the moment Bruce woke up in the body of the orange cat, he keenly felt the gaze of the serious, serious, and stern tomcat squatting in the corner, even if he didn't have to pay special attention to this cat. Cats can feel that something is obviously wrong. Whose cat would squat in the corner so rigidly, as if in a meeting?Combined with the inexplicable mocking expression he saw on the cat's face before - everyone has been transformed into a cat, so they are slightly better than ordinary people in recognizing expressions - he can say that the look Definitely not something an ordinary cat can have.

If the cat's body is also connected to someone else's soul, then the identity of this person is a very critical issue.

Who will this person be?Will it be the lunatics from Arkham, or will it be you guys from the Justice League?Will he be a psychic or wizard like her?Is this person good or evil, male or female, where does she come from, and will she reach out to Themis in desperate need of protection, as her subconscious hopes?

He thought for too long, and he forgot that his cat set was an orange cat, which is "Even if his hands and feet are tied together, he can use his big fat buttocks to push himself forward and climb to the rice bowl for a bowl of cat food." ’, so Fiona quickly noticed something was wrong.At this moment, she was wearing a mask, and under the double weakening of nasal congestion and mask covering her face, she poured cat food into the food bowls of the two cats with a nasal voice, and added an extra Miaoxian to Jason Sanhua Buns and canned tuna:

"Didn't you get along well yesterday, what happened today?"

Bruce: Meow meow meow meow? ?Who gets along well with a cat who knows no friend or foe? !

However, the inherent impression left by this orange cat was so deep that even Fiona, a professional owner, didn't realize that it was actually Bruce the orange cat complaining about the relationship between cats, not the usual food problem. , she stretched out her hand to touch Daju's chin:

"Don't complain, Daju, I'm not feeling well today...you just make do with it, and I'll cook a big meal for you another day."

In order to be worthy of the praise of "getting along well", Bruce learned from the pain, and while overcoming his psychological shadow of not being able to get close to others with positive feelings, he licked Jason Sanhua's head.

With a meow, Jason exploded all the fur on his body, and his tail was raised high in an instant: How shameless is the majestic red hood!I'm not a human anymore, I'm not a Red Hood anymore!old man go away!Don't play this kind of drama of father's kindness and son's filial piety! !

At this moment, Fiona has no time to worry about the undercurrent between the two cats.She supported the wall and stood up slowly, feeling a little tightness in the chest and shortness of breath, which should be the result of a series of respiratory diseases caused by a cold.She entrusted the cats with the last sentence, and it was too late to care if they could understand:

"Get along well."

After finishing speaking, she tried her best to lock the door of the flower shop with heavy steps, and walked back to the inside.When she rummaged through the box and tried to find the medicine from the home medicine box, she found a fatal problem:

The antipyretics have expired.

Fiona has always had a good habit of being prepared, no matter where she is, she will replace the medicines in the medicine cabinet on time, but recently there are many situations.She first took the initiative to get herself involved in the case of "the missing teenager in the Gotham Playground", she also exposed her identity as "Themis" and lifted the certificate, and was kidnapped by the person she once helped It took almost a whole day, and in such a hectic situation, she didn't have time to replace the expired medicine at all.

"Mistake." She mumbled and poured herself a cup of hot water, and said to herself, "If I had known that there would be so many things going on recently... I would have gone and bought the medicine early."

It can be seen from this that in many cases, psychics are not omnipotent.

She drank a whole cup of hot water, feeling hot and cold all over her body, quite uncomfortable.Thick cold sweat gradually broke out, and her originally fluffy and clean hair was tied into locks, which wetly stained her forehead. Finally, the melancholy feeling that was lingering on her for a lifetime that did not match her age subsided. Some, revealing her beautiful lines, but still with a little girl's unique softness and baby fat face.

She fell asleep in the boundless darkness, unaware that in the flower shop just across the wall, two cats were going through a silent fight, which included but was not limited to meowing punches, paw-slapping each other's face and Pull your whiskers, and finally, in front of the two overturned cat rice bowls, the two cats looked at each other and reached an agreement:

It would be too miserable to let people have a fever and die at home.

The current situation is quite delicate.Jason knows that Batman is an orange cat, so no matter how rude he is when he speaks and does things, he will retain a little bit of his last dignity as a human being. Otherwise, it will be troublesome if Batman saves his black history after transforming back; but Bruce no the same.Not only did he not know that Sanhua was Jason, but in order to better play the orange cat, he had watched at least a dozen documentaries about orange cats and cats in just a few days, and he was very interested in "how to play a lively orange cat". The cute adult orange cat" has been fully recognized:

bear and eat.

But before Fiona said "get along well", so after some careful consideration, he chose an approach that fits the current atmosphere and fits his cat design:

Not to mention action, leaned over and sat Jason Sanhua down on the ground.

Jason·Struggling·Life without love·Sanhua: Let me tell you, old man, I don’t use cat nails to write your name on the floor to make you lose your horse, it’s purely because you are already unlucky Save yourself some face!

The next day, the flower shop that insisted on keeping the lights on even in the middle of the night, rain or shine, did not open.

The reason is simple, because Fiona is so sick that she can't even get out of bed, and naturally she has no time to open a business.At this moment, she was lying on the bed with stable fever, her cheeks and neck were burning red all the way. Originally, the symptom of persistent high fever would be very scary if it became serious. In addition, her skin is white, and now the fever is even more kind of face. It's as shocking as a peach blossom.

She was lying on the bed deliriously, for a while she felt that she was in a flower shop, and there were two cats to be fed, and she had to get up quickly before going back to sleep; for a while, she felt that she was still in the League of Assassins, surrounded by bustling people , looked at her weak and powerless, and no one was willing to help; after a while, I felt that I was in a place of ice and snow, where I had never been or seen before, and a woman with a vague face was holding her and standing in the sky. In the snowstorm, her long hair fluttered in the wind, and her robe was also snow-white. Almost her whole body was drowned by the massive snow, but she could still hear her speaking with a strong Norwegian accent. English is calling her name softly and clearly——

"Fioshka."

Fiona obviously couldn't see that person's face clearly, but there was an inexplicable and strong impulse telling her loudly:

That's your mother.

A tear ran across the corner of her eye, and before the tear touched the pillow cover, it was completely scalded by her hot skin.This little bit of coolness was not enough to wake her up from this long illusion, so she only regained her senses briefly, and then sank into the boundless dream again.

Before falling into a deep sleep, she vaguely felt something touching her head.

——The fifteen-pound orange cat jumped off the bed lightly and deftly. Although the sound was dull when it hit the ground, judging by his movements, he really tried his best.The orange cat Bruce put away his paws, tested the temperature with his meat pads, then ran out with his paws waving, bumped into Sanhua Jason who had been waiting outside with a bag in his mouth, Sanhua Jason said nothing Without saying anything, he ran out with the bag in his mouth. In the bag was the change they worked together to open the cabinet and found. It happened to be able to buy some antipyretics. After all, it was in broad daylight, and animals like cats were much safer. point.

This is a relay race of time. After all, if the high fever persists for too long, it will cause irreversible damage to the brain.The night in Gotham is not peaceful, especially for the two cats. No matter how anxious they are, they have to wait until dawn today.

From the orange cat testing the temperature to meeting Sanhua, from Sanhua buying the medicine from the just-opened pharmacy with a bag in her mouth, to after Sanhua ripped off the antipyretic patch and pasted it on Fiona's head , The orange cat forced Fiona to wake up, and let Fiona get up and take the antipyretics by herself, less than 10 minutes passed.

The speed of life and death is worthy of applause!

Fiona is really worthy of her strong and healthy physique that she has learned from the League of Assassins over the years, as well as that expensive anti-fever medicine, almost when she wakes up at night, the fever has subsided, but the whole body She was sweating a lot, and even though her legs were still a little weak, she firmly carried the towel into the bathroom.

Immediately after she came out of the bathroom wiping her hair, she locked onto the Sanhua who had been picked up only a few days ago.When she was holding a hair dryer like a samurai sword, she aggressively approached Sanhua and cornered him, Jason suddenly had a bad premonition, and he got this premonition in the next second Confirmed, Fiona turned on the hair dryer and held it aloft to extract a confession:

"Fever cooling patch? Huh? Barrel? Explain?"

Asking four consecutive interrogative sentences made Jason Sanhua a little guilty. He never expected that someone would be burned like that. He was almost burned to the point of being stupid and could remember things. Normally, it would not be regarded as a dream, or simply don't remember?He desperately looked at the orange cat Bruce, trying to divert Fiona's attention:

That one over there is human too!If you want to die together, you also take care of him!

Bruce was still trying to prove that he was an innocent, harmless, pitiful and cute big fat orange by licking his paws, when Fiona sneered and ruthlessly pierced his disguise:

"Don't pretend to be a friend. Someone who can use a cat's paw to make humane actions like temperature testing is not a cat, but a human being, right? If you think about it with your toes, you know that normal cats can't do this at all. What are you guys? Man? What did you do to my cat?!"

If there is a fourth person in the spiritual sense present at this time, he can see a very funny picture:

The long brown-haired Russian girl held a hair dryer in her hand, and with the force of one husband and one man, she blocked the thin Sanhua and the fat big orange in the corner formed by the counter and the wall, and the rumbling hair dryer The loud sound was like the horn of doomsday to the ears of the two cats.

Seeing that it was really impossible to hide it anymore, Jason spoke first, waving his paw and trying to express:

"Meow meow meow meow!"

【Obviously your cat did something to me! 】

Fiona: ...Oh, it's embarrassing, I don't understand.

She turned her head to look at the big orange that her family had raised for so many years.Bruce felt refreshed and felt that this was a good opportunity for a showdown, so he cleared his throat and declared solemnly, earnestly and with great momentum:

"Meow meow meow meow."

【IAMBATMAN. 】

Fiona: ...Well, is there any place that can teach me to communicate with cats now? I am waiting online in a hurry.