[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

For Giorno Giovanna, as a child, he may be more precocious and gloomy than many children of the same age-when other children can act like a spoiled child to their mother, and cry to get warm embrace and comfort, He could only hide in the crib alone, biting his fingers, shivering with hunger.

Crying is of no use.

This was the first thing young Giorno learned.

——However, this is also divided.

For his mother who always left him alone at home and didn't care much about his own life, crying was of course useless.

But for Hanako, the effect may be completely different.

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I hugged Giorno who was sobbing and looked aggrieved, and scolded Kakyoin and Jotaro severely.

During the period, Kakyoin still wanted to quibble: Giorno is so small, even holding a swimming ring is in danger of drowning, so his behavior is purely out of concern for children who are prone to drowning...

I believe you ghost, you black-bellied bastard is very bad.

Giorno hugged my neck tightly, so I had no choice but to pat him on the back, "Don't feel wronged or wronged. Let's eat takoyaki and ignore the two bad brothers~"

"...Hanako, look, don't be deceived, this brat is picking our eyelids!" Kakyoin's voice came from behind.

"Kakyoin, I misread you, I didn't expect you to be such a Kakyoin!" I hugged Giorno and walked away, "Jotaro, you too! Don't think I don't know what you guys are up to in private!"

There was an inaudible "hum" near his ear, which quickly turned into a hiccup.

... I was tricked?

"Hanako is the best." Giorno probably realized that he had revealed himself, so Giorno rubbed his face against me.

"...Forgive you this time." For the sake of helping me escape from Jotaro.

As for Jotaro's accusation of "spoiling this kid too much", I can only say...the child I spent money to raise, what's wrong with pampering a little bit!

There was a queue at the takoyaki stand, and the other party was a young woman with a very distinctive butterfly headdress on her head.

"Boss, a serving of original takoyaki." I said to the boss who was busy behind the chopping board, "Is the business so good?"

"Yes, it's so good every summer." The boss replied cheerfully while moving his hands non-stop, "Although I'm very tired. Ah, miss, are you taking your son on vacation?"

"Not a son." Giorno replied quickly.

"So it's my younger brother? Excuse me." The boss handed a piece of takoyaki to the little sister in front of me. She poked one and blew twice, "This child is very cute, isn't he a mixed race?"

"Ah, yes." I actually had a sense of pride that my son was praised as a lovely old mother by passers-by, and I was really drunk.

"How old are you?" she asked again.

"Four years old." I answered her, and then I noticed her hands, which were very strong and belonged to a surgeon. "Hey, you are a doctor." She looked about the same age as me, and then I remembered that she seemed to be a member of the detective agency that asked Odasaku to distribute ice cream.

Armed Detective Agency, it is said that all the members are supernatural beings.

Therefore, she is good at surgery and has supernatural powers, so I think she should be a nanny for no reason.

"Huh? You have good observation skills." The other party showed a somewhat maniacal smile.

Oops, it's the kind of young lady I like.

"Because I'm also a doctor." I pointed to myself, "I'm more sensitive to my peers."

Probably because the other party had a good eye for me, we chatted a lot about professional issues for the next half an hour, until someone from the detective agency came over tremblingly and interrupted our chat.

"It's time to go." The young man wearing a women's hairpin came over and said to Yosano Akiko.

Could it be that our chat content caused him some psychological shadow?Not really, I talked with Ms. Akiko about basic professional knowledge... For example, where there are more nerves in the human body, how to use scalpels and bone saws so that they don't wear out too quickly, etc. of.

If you want to talk about topics like edge balls, what are the wounds that can kill quickly?

And Giorno on the side listened with gusto, wouldn't you, an adolescent boy, be frightened by such a topic?

"I quite like you." Akiko said to me before leaving, "If you are interested, let's have a drink together?"

Wow, it's another drink, but I'm pouring it down.

After exchanging contact information with Dr. Yosano, I took Giorno's hand and walked back, "What's wrong?" I asked him, since he basically didn't eat much of the takoyaki I bought him .

"I feel... I have learned a lot of useful knowledge." He raised his head, "Is injecting [-]ml of air into the blood vessels really fatal?"

"It's too early for you to learn this, honestly start with the most basic addition, subtraction, multiplication and division." I patted his head.

Over there, Jotaro and the others have set up a barbecue grill, ready to cook the ingredients in the grill area. I have no idea about grilling. When I look at the ingredients on the grill, I always feel that it is not cooked. There will be no such thing as parasites and then overcooking every time.

"Hey, Hanako, are you coming back so soon?" Kakyoin waved to me from a distance, then turned her head and said something to Jotaro who was at the side, who frowned, and still gave Mrs. Mrs. Li helped.

So what did you Peeves say, Kakyoin?

"Before wrapping the abalone in tin foil, sprinkle rosemary and salt..." Mrs. Suji said to Jotaro, "Oh, really, Hanako must be better than you."

Jotaro was a little impatient, "I see."

Although I am impatient, I have restrained my temper very well. I am making progress, Jotaro.

"Do you want me to help?" Giorno ran over and asked Mrs. Siji politely, "Don't look at me like this, I'm pretty good at handling ingredients."

Tsunaki, who was drooling while staring at the grilled cheese, said, "Wow, Giorno is amazing."

"Hehehe, this child is so cute." Mrs. Siji smiled and patted Giorno's head, "But let the adults take care of it here, and the baby just needs to wait for the delicious food. "

I swear I saw Madam Holly elbow Jotaro next to her and I couldn't help but eavesdrop with the Queen of Hearts.

"Jotaro, you have to work hard, I really want a cute grandson like Giorno."

...um, Mrs. Holly? !

"...This kid is so cute." Jotaro was extremely disgusted, then turned his head and muttered in a low voice, "Xu Lun is much cuter than him."

I feel like I'm tempted to stick his thick skin on the grill right now to see if the grill can burn his face a little thinner.

"Hanako, come and help me roast marshmallows?" Mom waved to me from the other side of the bonfire, "Mom, I've always wanted to try roasting marshmallows."

"Ah, okay, I'm here." He gestured to Giorno, and he quickly ran over and followed me to my mother's side. The barbecue area is far from the beach, so you don't have to worry about the high tide. Start the summer festival on the beach with bonfires and fireworks.

It's really a comfortable summer schedule.

But then again, the roasted marshmallows smelled like caramel, which seemed a bit too sweet for me.

Over there, Jotaro came over with a grilled saury and sliced ​​abalone on a plate, "Try it?" He ignored the others and just sat next to me.

I think his strong mobility is an advantage, but sometimes it will cause trouble if he is too strong.

I pinched a piece of grilled abalone and stuffed it into my mouth, "Hot, hot, hot." It's not so much the taste, it's better to say that the tongue was hit harder.

Jotaro sighed, picked up a piece with a fork and blew it to my mouth. "Eat slowly, greedy cat."

I bit off the piece of fish from the fork, and then I heard him say, "Kakyoin said that there is a summer festival in the nearby commercial street, would you like to come with us to see it tonight?"

"Are you going to use the Platinum Star to catch the goldfish?" I watched him use the same fork to fork the meat into his mouth.

the same fork.

Isn't this fucking meow the legendary indirect kissing play?I said, why are you so kind to come and feed? !

No, it's definitely not my delusions, it must be his malicious intentions... right?

Giorno over there held up his roasted marshmallow and approached me, "Hanako, I'll treat you too..."

Tsuna, who didn't know what happened, but still came to join in the fun: "Me too..."

"No, you don't need to." Giorno rejected Tsuna Ji's act of joining in the fun with a deadpan expression.

Gang Yoshi:? ? ?

Jotaro's face darkened.

I ate the roasted marshmallow Giorno gave me, and he smiled and held my arm and gave Jotaro a sideways look.

I hold my forehead.

Jotaro ignored Giorno, he put his arms around my waist, "You really seem to like children, don't you?"

I couldn't help but want to move to the side, so as to avoid the claw rubbing against my waist, but he held me tightly and wouldn't let me hide aside.

I am indeed more pleasant to human cubs than to adults, and what is the use of you telling me these things at this time?

"Other people's children can be so pampered, and my own children must be pampered to heaven." He said while biting my ear, "Shouldn't it be time to discuss Xu Lun's family education?"

... (according to Xu Lun's spoiler) The guy who hasn't been home for four years has the cheek to discuss Xu Lun's family education with me?What's going on in this man's mind?

"I'm sure I won't spoil Xu Lun, but you..." Halfway through my words, I suddenly caught a glimpse of the smirk in his eyes.

Damn... Jotaro Kujo, you're plotting against me again!

The author has something to say: Hanako: Go have a baby with a dolphin, you bastard!

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