[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Although the first person I saw was Odasaku, it wasn't him who called me, but Sakura who was following behind him... Ah, Sakura...

Sakule seems to be about the same age as Giorno and the others?

Well, maybe Giorno's Oedipus complex will be relieved a little by having multiple girls of the same age as playmates?Thinking of this, I squatted in front of Saki Le, "Saku Le, would you like to come and play with us, we have handsome ones here..." Little brother.

I couldn't finish my sentence.

The four small figures blocked Sakule in the back like a flash, "We will not let the brats outside to seduce Sakule!" Xingsuke, the oldest, was pushed to the front, with his hands on his chest Make the signature move of Kamen Rider.

Huh?Where did you bastards teleport here from?

"Well said, Yusuke!"

"We support you in spirit!"

Wow, what's going on with you little brats?

"Even if you are someone Boss Yiqi knows! We won't give in!"

Damn, you guys actually recognize Izzy as the boss, and this is planning to permanently expel yourself from the human species!

"No, I just want to invite Saki Le to come and play with us." I rubbed my forehead, stood up and sighed, what's going on with the kids now, like when I was a child... um... it seems that they are more exaggerated than them?Forget it, let's not delve into this issue.

"Is it someone you know?" Jotaro walked up to me and put his hand on my shoulder naturally.

Xingsuke looked at me, then at Jotaro, and finally at Odasaku, and suddenly heaved a long sigh, "Odasaku, you've been ntr'd by this stupid big guy."

Jotaro: "..."

"But it doesn't matter. Although Odasaku looks a bit safufu, he must be a few times better than this stupid big man, Mr. Kunikida." Xingsuke continued to "comfort" Odasaku without any desire to survive.

...Who is this Kunikida who is going to be used by you as an indicator of combat power? The safufu is you, Xingsuke, you are not afraid of death!

"Xingsuke Kosuke! Shut up, Xingsuke!" Yu winked at him from behind, wiping his neck.

But Xingsuke didn't get his alarm at all, and continued to speak on his own, "And don't want Oda Saku to be confused with this kind of stupid big guy whose muscles are so hot when he looks at it in summer. A woman can't be a good wife..."

"Xingsuke Kosuke! Shut up!" This time Kemi also joined the alarm team.

Very courageous, Kosuke kid.

"Hey~eh?" I knelt down, "Do you think I'm deaf? Or do you miss the taste of chili powder so much?"

"Hey!" He trembled all over, "You, you, you, you——I won't lose to a woman who has no vision like you!" He swished back behind Oda Saku.

"Oh, because of Odasaku's presence, you dare to risk your life to do whatever you want, right?" I nodded, "Odasaku, what about the so-called man—"

"It is to face the problems that you have caused bravely." Oda Tsukuru, who was wearing a beach T-shirt, nodded with a clear face, "Come on, Xingsuke." He encouraged his "eldest son".

Kosuke's face suddenly collapsed.

"Idiot Kosuke, tell him to shut up." Shinji covered his face.

That's not right, Shinji-san, who is wise and safe, you don't seem to have said anything.

Three minutes later, they gathered around Xingsuke who was buried in the beach, and offered him a stick of incense, "Amitabha." Kesi clasped his hands together and bowed.

"Damn! Yu, Katsumi! Shinji! You cowards! Traitors! Save me quickly, QAQ"

If you don't resist, you won't die. Why don't you understand such a simple truth, kid Xingjie.

"By the way, Odasaku why are you here?"

"Ah, the detective agency has an event..." He pointed to a group of young people who were playing watermelon behind him, "The president knows the owner of the beach here very well, so he gave us a discount."

Honestly hand over everything, Odasaku.

"Why is Hanako here?" He glanced at Jotaro, who has been silent by my side but just doesn't want to step aside and insists on acting as a human backdrop, "Ah, are you out to play with your boyfriend?"

...The temperature around him suddenly warmed up.

"...It's nothing...forget it, it's a boyfriend." I rubbed my forehead, I don't have the strength to do anything to resist, you just say yes.

Jotaro finally spoke, "Is it someone you know?"

"Ah, Hanako and I are pen pals." Odasaku nodded, "But she never said that she has a boyfriend before, and she was a little surprised when she saw it for the first time." Then he turned to me, "I remember you said you Can't swim...have you brought your swimming ring?"

Why do you care about the issue of my kelp without a swimming ring? !

"Hey! Odasaku, do you know someone?" Someone from the detective agency shouted from a distance, "I'm going to share ice cream, come here quickly!"

"Okay!" Odasaku replied.

I didn't see Dazai among those people. Logically speaking, as the biggest kid picked up by Odasaku, he should join Odasaku soon. Why didn't Odasaku join the detective agency?

"Ah, Odasaku, Dazai..."

"Ah, he, he still has something to do, but it will be resolved soon." Oda Saku nodded.

"Odasaku, come here quickly!" Someone from the detective agency shouted again.

Odasaku nodded to me, dug out Kosuke and carried him away.

"Who is Dazai?" Jotaro put his arm around my shoulder and asked me while biting my ear.

what……

"It's Odasaku's friend, it happened when I went to Yokohama." I briefly described what happened in Yokohama before, and then Jotaro frowned, "So, they also have superpowers people?"

Substitutes and abilities are not a conceptual thing. Substitutes have the fatal setting of "range", but abilities basically only have the limitation of "activation conditions".

"I don't know why I always feel that ever since I stepped into a certain infirmary of fate, all kinds of strange ability users began to gather around me." No, Oda Saku met before that, "So I Is it some strange troublesome physique?"

Jotaro reached out and patted my head, "Very self-aware," he said.

"Bah." I gave him a blank look, and then I suddenly thought badly, "But then again, I knew Odasaku before you. If I insist, it was Odasaku who came first..."

Jotaro looked at me blankly, then picked me up.

"Ugh! Put me down! Jotaro, quickly put me down!"

Wait, he seems to be walking into the sea?

"Wait, wait a minute, I don't have a swim ring, wait a minute, I really can't swim - I was wrong, I was wrong, you put me down quickly, I will drown, I will really drown The—" He threw me straight into the water.

I took a sip of the salty and bitter seawater, and struggled to get up, but he grabbed my wrist and dragged me up. The seawater didn't reach my waist, and it washed over me wave after wave, and bounced off my feet. After walking the sand near my feet, my feet tilted and I almost fell into the water again.

Jotaro grabbed my waist, and rubbed the back of my waist with his fingers, intentionally or unintentionally.

"Hiss—" I got goosebumps from his action, and my waist softened and I staggered into his arms.

Not that I said, the touch of this pectoral muscle...

Ah, I'm not, I don't, I just lament that he must be exercising a lot.

"With me here, what kind of swimming ring do you want?" He said, "I will teach you."

I think you don't want to teach me how to swim, you want to eat my tofu.

"Hold your breath, bury your face in the water, and let your body float up. The buoyancy of sea water is greater than that of fresh water. Learning to swim in the sea is easier than in a swimming pool. Hold on for 1 minute." He took my hand and stepped back, as if There was no evil on his face, as if the guy who touched the back of my waist just now was not him.

I buried my face in the water as he said, and then felt that my nostrils were filled with water, and as I was filled with water, I was so breathless that I couldn't help but rushed out, "Wow! Cough cough!" I persisted In less than half a minute, I tilted my body and choked on another sip of water, "Huh—huh—I hate (choking into) seawater." It's all bacteria.

"It's better than the disinfection water in the swimming pool." Jotaro said, "Come again."

...Is this person too strict? !

"You didn't learn to swim because your father doted on you, and he wouldn't swim for you once you choked on the water, right? And you don't care about such things..."

He really guessed right.

"But I'm strict." Jotaro said, crossing his arms, "I'll keep pushing you until you learn it."

...Ah, before you say something so serious, can you take back your wandering eyes, and calm down, is it a strange excitement for you to see me getting wet? !

"You let me rest for 3 minutes." I took a step back and wanted to stay away from him a little bit. This is the most annoying thing about adolescent boys. As a result, I couldn't stand firmly in the sea and almost fell into the water. Jotaro pulled back, "Be careful," he said.

"First, let's go ashore first, I promise to wait until I get into the water." I turned my head and pressed my hand on his chest to push him away, "Don't hug me so tightly." He was touching my waist again, "Hiss—— "

His expression changed slightly, and there was a look of "as expected" in his green eyes.

Damn, this guy found out... This bastard really wanted to take advantage of the opportunity of "teaching swimming" to do bad things!

Passing him, I saw Giorno not far away holding the swimming ring and desperately trying to row over here.

As for why he can only spin in circles while working so hard...

I didn't say, Kakyoin, hurry up and let the Pope let go of that Giorno, are you so happy to bully children? !You bastard!

Is that why Jotaro brought him here? !unacceptable!You two apologize to Giorno!

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