[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Jotaro showed a wave of basic biology and observation to Josuke, and I followed them to the edge of the gutter.

"It's not cheese..." Jousuke sniffed the bait on the mousetrap.

"It's too wasteful to feed cheese to mice, ordinary fried food crumbs are fine." Jotaro replied him.

... This guy is as frugal as ever. Although I also think it’s too wasteful to use cheese, but it’s a mouse with a substitute. Just like trapping Izzy, you need to use coffee gum. Trapping mice can’t do well with ordinary fried food People don't even look at the crumbs.

I took a sip of red bean matcha and watched what these two were going to do next.

"Why are there so many flies over there..." Jousuke pushed aside the grass on one side, and found Yangwang Mouse Pie in the grass, "Damn, it's so disgusting! It looks like boiled aspic!" He covered his hands mouthed.

Jotaro picked up a twig and poked the mouse jelly, "It looks like it was melted from the inside and then solidified..."

"How on earth did this happen!" Jousuke covered his mouth and took a step back with a disgusted expression.

"do not know……"

"It's poisonous."

I finally finished the adzuki matcha tea that Jotaro bought to gag me, and the straw made a popping sound as the liquid was sucked dry.

"Miss Hanako! You can still drink!" Jousuke pointed at me with trembling fingers.

"Why can't you drink it?" I let go of the straw, "I've seen more disgusting things than this when I was doing cancer cell culture." I took out a pair of disposable gloves from my pocket and put them on After cleaning my hand, I pinched one of the mice and dragged it out, "It seems to be a toxin that directly acts on the muscles and blood vessels... It's not drunk, it's injected..." I put the mouse aside , took off the gloves, "The two mice we are looking for... Or at least one of them has the ability to inject poison into the target... In this way, is it a shooting substitute?"

"Poison?"

"Jotaro... can he be captured alive?" I asked him.

"Probably not. A guy who can do this must be very vicious."

"Tsk, the most vicious creature in this world is human being." I complained.

"...cough." He coughed dryly, reminding me not to "think out of my human identity" again.

"I know, I know, but I still want to capture it alive..."

"Nothing." He simply shattered my delusion.

I hate it, so I can't answer "I'll try it." The important thing is not whether the result can really be captured alive, but the attitude, it's the attitude, Jotaro.

"I don't know if it's Jotaro-san or Hanako-san who is the best..." Jousuke wanted to complain, but he didn't know what to say.

Finally, we found traces of rats in a farmer. Because there was an early warning, Platinum-Want to Catch Everything-Zingxing didn't have any tricks, and killed the rats neatly.

Jotaro, you stop hitting mice from time to time, you are really talented.

Since you can stop killing mice, why can't you stop catching them alive? You just don't want me to play with mice... No, do research!

"You should put yourself in your shoes for a moment. For example, the spider in your pharmacology laboratory... suddenly has a double..." He leaned over and stared into my eyes, saying the most terrifying words.

"...No, don't scare me." I took a step back.

What horror stories is this guy serious about!Spiders are scary enough, but they are still spiders with stand-ins. What kind of horror story at the end of the century is this!

Ever since this guy found out that my only weakness was fear of spiders, he started to get nervous. No matter what horror stories he used as a metaphor, he tried to create a psychological shadow on me. What kind of person is this?

"Hmm... well, speaking of spiders... Miss Hanako, there is one right behind you..." Jousuke reminded me weakly.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" I jumped up and hugged Jotaro's neck tightly, hanging on his body, "Take it away, take it away, take it away quickly!" The spiders used to extract venom in the laboratory are already desperate. I don't want to face this kind of creature in my daily life.

Jotaro silently gave Jousuke a thumbs up.

"Okay, let's go out..." He carried me out of the farmer's house.

Jousuke who was fed a mouthful of dog food inexplicably: ... what I said is true.

I hate spiders.

Jotaro who scares me with spiders hates spiders even more.

Later in Duwang Town, I checked Hongcun Yitai's father and found that Dior's cells had completely polluted his genes, that is to say, modifying the genes is very likely to restore him to his original state. But the gene is still being tackled, and I'm not sure what the result of the modification will be.

After all, this guy does things for Dior, and making money from Dior is just a natural retribution. On the one hand, I am not sure whether the Queen of Hearts can meet expectations, on the other hand, I am also a little bit lacking in interest.

But considering that Hongcun Xingzhao is still in my hands, and his ability is so easy to use... I am really embarrassed by this situation.

And Jotaro, why do you look at me with such a look: "Come and beg me!"

...Ah, that's right, if you use Beyond Heaven and overwrite it directly...

No, isn't this guy always opposed to the abuse of substitute abilities?He didn't even practice lazily.

"What do you want?" I took a step back, hugging my chest.

Every time he shows this "come and beg me" look in his eyes, it means that I have to compromise with him on certain things... What was the last time?Ah... it's a mandarin duck... bah...

"It's nothing, you make your own decision." He turned his head and continued to revise the paper.

"Look, such a poor father who sold his soul for his son, shouldn't you help out of sympathy and common human values..."

"It's not that I asked him to make a deal with that bastard Dio." Jotaro was unmoved.

Damn, what kind of dark will you are.

Do you have sympathy, you, you are far worse than Jousuke.

At this time, I hope that the Queen of Hearts and Platinum Star are "the same type of stand-in"... It's not fair for Kojotaro to copy Dior's ability.

No, heart dear, I don't mean to dislike you, really.

... This guy's self-control in this area is really amazing. The fact that he doesn't use his substitute ability for his own selfish desires alone is enough for me to respect him.

its not right.

Isn't this guy tempting me to ask him for help "for selfish desire"? !

Damn, listen, your ancestor Mr. Jonathan cried so loudly in heaven!

Jotaro sighed, "Even if I help you, you will definitely use it to threaten Hongcun Xingzhao to do things for you, right? What is the private direct unit of the consultant outside Peng Lie's door?"

"No way, the Dior remnants have not been cleaned up until now. Although I killed Enrique Pucci ten years ago, they basically turned into a mess, but the ants always want to climb their feet and bite people. It's still very annoying. Hate." I frowned.

Five years after Enrique Pucci's death, Mr. Fitzgerald's wife had an accident and asked for help from the medical department of the spw consortium. The local tyrant owed me a favor.

With the help of this relationship, I used the forces in the United States to wipe out the remaining subordinates left by Enrique Pucci, and now there are only some scattered and unorganized Dior remnants left.

But am I the type to let someone go just because they're already underdogs?

What is that called?

Beating a dog in the water with a stick is cool for a while, and it's always cool to beat a dog with a stick.

The Dior remnants never die, and I'm not going to stop.

For this, I can use everything I can use-in a sense, I am more cruel than that Dior guy, if the Dior remnants are chewing gum on the soles of shoes, roadside dogs, shit , then I am probably a high concentration of sulfuric acid to them.

"I can help you with the matter of Hongcun brother's father." Jotaro stretched his waist, leaned into my ear and exhaled. "Then, how can you thank me for my willingness to help?"

"...Jotaro, you take advantage of others' danger." I blushed from holding back.

"Don't dare, I'm good at learning from you." He kicked the ball back to me.

... This guy is really real, he will help even without me saying so, but he wants to persecute me.

"Actually, you can help without me asking." I pinched his face.

"Who knows." He was stubborn.

"Jotaro is the best. Although you are stubborn and arrogant, I know you are a kind and soft-hearted man, Jotaro." I hugged his neck and acted like a spoiled child.

"...Don't think that every time you act coquettishly, you can get away with it." He turned his head so that I wouldn't look into his eyes.

Cut, you said don't let me fool you, aren't you still tempted?devil.

"Okay, okay~" I buried my face in his chest and rubbed hard.

He sighed, "I see."

I just chuckled.

"Sign the marriage certificate for me after you're done." He immediately made up the knife, "After so long, I'm almost losing my patience."

……Depend on.

I withdraw my foreword, this guy who takes advantage of others.

***

He finally helped the Hongcun brothers.

The happiest one is Jousuke, he looks like a little puppy playing with a flying saucer, "I knew Mr. Jotaro is invincible! No, he is omnipotent!" and crazily boasted about his nephew, with a look on his face Too proud.

Can you do it, Jousuke... Don't brag about your nephew like that.

This time it was really a big loss. For the sake of Hongcun Village, I actually had to sign a contract of sale...

I will not stop until I squeeze him to the last sliver of surplus value.

There was a family reunion over there, and Hongcun, who was hugging and crying, shuddered violently.

The author has something to say: Yitai: Brother, why are you shaking?

Xingzhao: No, I don’t know?

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