[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

"At the end of this thesis, I would like to thank my respectable wife Hanako Sorajo for caring about my health and living habits for ten years. taking care of me and our daughter's food and daily life while taking care of my doctorate..."

I stared blankly at the last paragraph of the thank-you speech of Jotaro's thesis published after receiving his Ph.D.

This guy is not going to publish a paper, this guy is going to forcibly feed all the people who read this paper.

And I feel a little ashamed now.

I haven't changed my surname yet, and he can't wait to change my address to "Kujo Hanako".

Obviously, when he published his thesis before, although he would bring me along to thank him, he always called me "Miss Hanako".

After obtaining a doctorate degree, of course he stayed at the school to work. In the next two years, when the name Jotaro Kujo was mentioned, many students at Tokai University thought of him as "the man who named starfish after his wife" , "Don't want female graduate students" and "Crazy Failing Faculty".

...Don't say anything else, what the hell is a female graduate student, Jotaro, you are sexist.

"How long are you going to stay in Italy?" Jotaro's dissatisfied voice came from the phone.

"Three months." I replied to him, "Good boy, is there anything you can talk about when I get home?"

"Wait, Xu Lun wants to talk to you." The phone was handed to Xu Lun, and my lovely daughter's voice came from the phone, "Mom!"

"Xu Lun! Baby, is there anyone who is obedient at home?"

"Yes, I got a perfect score on my latest quiz!"

"My Xu Lun is the best~ Tell Dad, you have to listen to Xu Lun and don't be willful."

"Yeah, don't worry, Mom! I will make Dad obey!" Xu Lun on the other end of the phone must have a proud face at the moment, "Because Dad is an idiot, Xu Lun must take care of him!"

I heard Jotaro sigh loudly.

The phone was handed to Jotaro again, "So, you really don't need me?" He asked in a low voice.

"I'll call you if I think I can't handle it," I said. "It's not necessary just yet."

"..." He was silent, and sighed after a while, "I see, you should be careful and keep in touch."

"You are so annoying." I scolded with a smile, "Just like an old lady."

He hung up the phone.

it is good……

Then next...

I continue to observe the daily life of the Bugarati team, I think, I really think... These guys are not so much gangsters, but rather the aunts of the neighborhood committee?Especially Bugarati, the director of the street office, right?Everything?

Domestic violence seeks him, being targeted by perverts seeks him, seeks him for stolen money, seeks him for boyfriend who is stolen away and needs comfort... What is this?The largest street mutual aid organization in Naples Enthusiasm?Friend of Women Bucciarati?

This guy's style of painting is completely wrong, right?If I hadn't fought against him more than ten years ago, he wouldn't have seen such a ruthless person at all.

I ate a few meals at the restaurant where they hang out, stared at them a few times, got caught twice, and one of them was a fag guy with purple lipstick that I hadn't seen before - he was supposed to be Apache—he noticed me, probably because I always sat in the same place to eat, and I often watched them openly or secretly.

When I confronted them again for the third time, Apache finally seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, as if he was going to come up to question me.

This is normal, even if you are a person who lives in this street, it would be strange to meet someone eating at the same time once or twice, or even four or five times, let alone a strange face.

This big tall man just walked over to me. Before he could speak, I put my face on him and gave him a lazy smile that belongs to a boring rich woman, "baby. How much do you pay for a night?"

His face turned from white to blue, then from blue to black, and finally the black was almost dripping water.

Mista clapped her stomach and thumped the table laughing.

"I just said... I just said that she fell in love with Apache hahahahaha..." He slapped the table over there and laughed wildly, "How much... Hahahahahahaha..."

"I, no, yes." Apaki squeezed out a few words from his mouth, turned around and walked away with a look of wanting to hit someone but endured it.

"The price is negotiable!" I put my hand to my mouth and pretended to shout.

Wow, just by looking at the back, I can tell that he really wants to hit me right now.

Someone came in again in the restaurant, I turned my head and took a look, it was Bugarati, followed by...woc, Giorno.

He seemed to have seen me too, and suddenly smiled in my direction with an unknown meaning.

…This kid suddenly told me that his hair had become golden two months before I came to Italy. In contrast, the awakening of the golden experience was not a big surprise for him, after all, he grew up in touch.

Regarding the use of the golden experience, I gave him a little guidance, and the child immediately learned by analogy and mastered it.

"Hi. Newcomer, do you know that woman over there?" Apache asked him immediately.

"Yeah. Yes." Giorno narrowed his eyes, "I know him."

... I don't know why, but I always feel that if I don't stop him now, he will say something that will hurt my reputation.

"Is it... the one who takes care of me?"

...Stinky boy, you framed me again!

"Pfft——" Mista sprayed a mouthful of tea on the table and started laughing again, "Hahahahahahaha, Apache, you almost—hahahahahaha—"

Apache's face turned black.

"Stinky boy, what nonsense are you talking about, I just raised you until the age of 16..." I covered my face.

"I knew you liked the new and hated the old." He hugged his arms, with a sad face, "You didn't say that at the beginning."

……etc?What did I say?

Bugarati forcibly brought the topic back, "This is a new member, Giorno Giovanna, let's get to know each other first."

I think judging from the expressions of this group of people, they probably have already imagined a bunch of magical dramas of "perverted rich women raising minors who like the new and dislike the old and abandon the old love, which makes the life of the minors unsustainable, and eventually they can't bear the burden of life and join the gangsters". .

Giorno, you return my wind review.

"The bill is paid." I stood up, adjusted the silk scarf around my neck, and glanced at Giorno who was sitting on the table beside him, who smiled at me pretendingly.

"Hey, Bugarati, let me tell you, that woman just now asked Apache how much she paid for a night...it's too much hahahahaha."

When I walked to the door, I could still hear Mista's loud voice. This guy probably owed 4.

Because if I didn't say that just now, Apache should have discovered that I was deliberately observing their group.

When I was far enough away, I pulled out my phone and dialed a one-time number. "Hello, Risut?"

"It's me." The person on the phone was silent for a while before answering me.

In the past two years, they haven't received any assassination missions from the organization. It's me who pays them for free to support this group of people... In a sense, I dragged my family to support them. Well I can afford it.

Because I was worried that Risut's account would be monitored, in fact they got their salary because Hormagio and Iluso used their ability to contact me... In fact, through this opportunity, I also fully understood How useful are these people's abilities?

...so you are all idiots!Being squeezed like that doesn't even consider job hopping!

And, I have clearly warned everyone from the very beginning - do not touch drugs and human trafficking in my work, and I will make life worse for those who violate it.

Some people were dissatisfied at the beginning, but after being rubbed hard by me as a warning, they became honest.

That's right, I was talking about the Meloni.

He was sent to the hospital with fractures all over his body from the beating, and he became much more honest after he came out.

In fact, Holmaggio was not satisfied, but he shot a little slower than Meroni, and after seeing Meroni's lessons learned, he was as honest as a chicken in a chicken coop.

In contrast, Risut is really the most honest among them, and he only wants revenge at the moment.

Ah, I forgot about that Bessie who found out that she could get a free salary every month and called me the big sister... For this reason, Proshut kept saying that he was worthless.

Cut, what qualifications do you have to say that Bessie, Prosciutt, you yourself are really fragrant in the end.

"Just put on a show and pretend that you are going to kidnap the boss's daughter, and I will handle the subsequent tactical deployment." I gave Risut an order, "Tell Iluso to get ready, this time he will be used Ability."

"Yes, boss," he said.

"...Don't call me boss." I reminded him again.

He stopped talking.

"Forget it, call it whatever you like." I rubbed my temples.

I hung up my disposable phone and threw it in the trash.

Turning around, I saw Giorno standing not far behind me, with an expression of "I knew you would come" on his face.

"Please explain to me first, I owe you food and clothing, why do you still go to be a gangster?" I was so tired.

"This is a dream, Hanako. A dream is a priceless treasure." Giorno answered me with a stern look on his face.

Why is this kid getting more and more amazing...

"And," he took a step back and introduced to me some of his little friends who came with him, "this is my new partner, Bruno Bucciarati, and I am very happy to introduce him to you. "

Now Bucciarati, has he made up his mind to betray Diablo?Or will he wait until Diablo cuts off Trish's hand in front of him before he can really make up his mind?

This is very important, because whether my tactics can succeed-

Part of it depends on the consciousness of this man.

The author has something to say: I'm done adding updates! ! !

Little Airplane: The rookie is really pitiful, being taken care of by a pervert and still abandoning him... Are you also betrayed!

Fluffy: Well, almost (laughs)

Hanako: ... Get lost.

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