[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Jotaro was dragged to sparring until the end of the ring fight.

Um?What?Don't you introduce the process of the next ring station?Please, what is there to say about this kind of jump-like development? Of course, the junior high school students of love and justice defeated the brutal adults from the other world with a [-]% success rate in combat.

...shit, I don't even know what to say in the end, it's good, but I don't know why I always feel a little full of slots.

As a result, I could laugh at Balian until they disbanded. After that, I treated Balian and the gang, and asked them for a high treatment fee. That guy Skuvallo looked like he was going to explode.

"Back pain."

I watched my husband lying on the bed in the hotel, with his back to me, beating his waist in vain, and muttering like an old man that he was exhausted by a junior high school student.

Come on, you're only 30 years old.

"Do you want me to treat your muscle strain with the Queen of Hearts?" This university professor dog has been sitting too much in the office, and he has indeed lacked exercise recently.

"I don't have a strain," he replied, "and no Queen of Hearts," he added.

I sighed, took out the massage oil from my backpack, poured a hand, then climbed onto the bed and rode on his waist, "Then I can only hold you."

Jotaro laughed smugly.

"Laughing fart." I slapped him on the back, leaving a red slap mark on his back.

"—Take it easy." He buried his face in the pillow and said in a muffled voice.

It's not me, this guy feels really good, his muscles are firm and elastic... Ah, who said that he lacks exercise, isn't it still very good.

"Hiss—" Jotaro grabbed my hand with his backhand, "Stop touching it, rub it well."

... Am I the kind of person who will obediently obey me?Look at this Jotaro, he is being ridden by me now, he has no ability to resist! ?Thinking of this, I reached out and poked his armpit, "Creak creak creak~" This guy is actually ticklish, especially his waist, armpit, side, and chin...

Jotaro let out a dull sigh, "Why do you always behave badly..."

Then he lifted me off of me so easily.

hateful!Which bastard said that he lacked exercise, his back was sore and tired, and he didn't want to move and didn't bother to resist? !

——Of course, he was sanctioned again.

I will never believe what he said he would not resist!

In the few months since I returned home from Bingsheng, I lived a comfortable life, at least I didn’t run around, and I occasionally learned about Giorno’s progress through video calls. According to Giorno, they have roughly advanced. Some basic rules and regulations, although thorns emerged, were quickly pressed down.

After all, in order to facilitate their actions, I temporarily lent Risut and the others to Giorno, and I don't know how these two guys get along.

Professor Kongtiao's vacation balance is also insufficient, he has to go back to school to take graduate students to class - this guy is famous for not wanting female graduate students, and he is also a madman who fails his courses. If he dares to skip his class, his usual points will be deducted It's so miserable—for that matter, there are still a lot of poor girls who are deceived by his face and figure every year to choose his class.

...By the way, there are so many girls in Donghai University?

Even though he knew he was married, he was still very popular with female students, and some female graduate students from other professors would often run to the laboratory building in order to get a better look at him.

And this old flirt is gradually not satisfied with white clothes, white trousers and white hat.

I think he has changed since I found the snakeskin pants in his closet.

It's getting more and more flamboyant.

Until I saw his custom-made new clothes and hats, I thought I couldn't keep silent any longer.

"Why did you put the green starfish on your body?"

"Why do you use green starfish as a decoration for your clothes, with one on the chest and one on the back?"

"What the hell are you implying?"

"Do you have any dissatisfaction with me?!"

Jotaro was silent.

He looked at his custom-made new clothes, then at me, and finally looked back at his new clothes, and asked me with a blank face, "Why are you so irritable because of a dress? Have you reached menopause?"

...I'm only 35, you're tall in menopause!

Why on earth did I marry you, a dead straight man with increasingly weird aesthetics, more and more coquettish clothes and no self-knowledge, only jumping repeatedly on the limit mine of a woman's age!

Probably because my eyes were full of resentment, he didn't continue this topic, but looked regretfully at the green hat with a starfish on his hand... No, it was a hat with a green starfish, "If you don't like it, I won't Wear it." He said as he put the things back in the closet.

Don't look at him as a straight man, this guy wears clothes that are full of messy accessories, and they are all custom-made.

It's a good thing that he will send his clothes to the dry cleaners instead of me, otherwise the washing machine at home will definitely be reimbursed because of the accessories on his clothes.

Xu Lun hugged Izzy and opened the door and poked his head in—it was obvious that he carried out the unwilling Izzy who was sleeping in the nest. She looked at Jotaro and me with watery eyes, "Did Mom and Dad quarrel?" She paused for a moment, then determined the instigator, "It must be Dad's fault!"

Jotaro: ...

I burst out laughing.

Jotaro, you have today too.

"There's no quarrel." I pinched her face, "It's just a discussion about your father's clothes."

Give me that green hat... bah, change the hat with the green starfish on it!You have a problem with me, Kujo Jotaro!

Xu Lun nodded, and then said to Jotaro with a serious face, "Dad must listen to Mom."

"...Why." Jotaro squatted down, stretched out his hand and poked Xu Lun's forehead.

"..." Xu Lun thought for a while, and finally shook his head, "I don't know, that's how I feel. I always feel that... if Dad doesn't listen to Mom, something terrible will happen."

...Ah, this one.

When I didn't get online with Pengo Li before, I just felt that my intuition and my father's intuition were so accurate and scary. After learning about Pengo Lie's affairs, I found out that this thing was passed down from the Sawada family's ancestors, called super intuition.

At the Ozora Ring Station before, and the many summer vacations Tsunayoshi spent at my house, Jotaro has also seen what kind of bug the so-called "super intuition" is.

...Xu Lun, probably too.

Jotaro sighed, and patted Xu Lun's head, "I see, I will listen carefully."

"Yeah!" Xu Lunchao nodded happily, "Then, good night, Mom and Dad!" She hugged Yi Qi again and left.

...The innocent Iky was just carried out of her nest by her, and then carried away again...

It must have felt like all of us were big idiots.

I also sighed.

"Ah, that's right." Jotaro stood up, as if he just remembered something, "Your birthday present..."

Oh, I almost forgot about it if he didn't tell me.

"Isn't it yesterday?" I frowned, "You told me the day before yesterday that there was a very important experimental data to be checked, so I didn't take it to heart..."

"...I usually like to act coquettishly and find fault when I have nothing to do. I didn't celebrate your birthday but I didn't take it seriously, you woman..." Jotaro raised his forehead, "So you didn't even look at the birthday present I left for you, did you?"

"Huh? When did you leave me a birthday present?" I was at a loss.

"..."

Damn, why did he show this "you don't care about me at all" look in his eyes? !

"Didn't you read the note I posted on the refrigerator?" He crossed his arms.

"Wait." I ran to the refrigerator downstairs to search around, and finally found a sticky note under the refrigerator, "Ah, it was blown down by the wind." I blew it and saw To the sign that says "Gifts are at the bottom of the closet".

This guy really left me.

I went back to the room with the note, and couldn't wait to open the closet—so why did this guy put gifts under so many unworn clothes, I usually don't look here at all.

I dug out a box tied with a ribbon from the inside, and for a moment I was really curious what birthday gift he would prepare for me. After all, last time it was a lipstick with a worrying color, and last time it was a dolphin with a straight aesthetic Sapphire and silver stud earrings... last time... Forget it, don't mention it, anyway, I will accept everything he gives, and I am not too embarrassed to discourage his enthusiasm.

Then I looked at the things in the gift box, and felt that the rational string in my brain "jumped" suddenly broke.

Some people.

He talked about giving you a birthday present, but in the end it was not to satisfy his own selfish desires.

Who would like a birthday gift like this? !What do you want me to wear this for?Why do you think that I will wear it honestly and show it to you? !And what the hell is this dark purple of death?If it wasn't for my fair skin, this color could ruin the temperament of the whole person!It won't be hard at all!

...Wait, why am I thinking about this kind of problem.

Angrily, I raised the underwear in my hand and gritted my teeth, "Kong, Tiao, Cheng, Tai, Lang——"

He turned his head and lay down on the bed pretending nothing happened.

I jumped on the bed angrily and beat him hard.

He lay on the bed without pain and suffered from my fist.

Then I caught a glimpse of a magazine under his pillow - the guy with the shit must have r18s hidden under his pillow!I reached for the magazine and pulled it out, only to find that it wasn't the bad publication I thought it was.

It was a bridal magazine with several marked corners superimposed on it.

"?" I glared at him.

Jotaro rested his hands on the pillow, "Is it a surprise?"

"... What are you looking at this for?"

"Want to see it," he said.

We didn't have a wedding, like I said before, maybe it's always been a pity for Jotaro?

"Just once," he said, "I want to see it."

"I want to see you put on a wedding dress for me, no matter how many years you wait."

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Death, death, this person? !