[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Professor Kongtiao was very dissatisfied.

His dissatisfaction comes from the current situation in front of him.

After a lapse of more than ten years, he finally got his wish and made his wife let go of her promise to compensate him for a wedding. She is 35 years old now, but she still looks young as if she was just in her early twenties, but compared to when she first met There is more charm of being a mature woman, and of course wearing a wedding dress is more tempting.

Originally, he just wanted to find a small church in peace, hold his wife's hand in it, put a wedding ring on her again, and then said to her: I am willing.

but……

Who knows where this group of people got the news from? !Forget about Sawada Tsunayoshi and Jousuke, what about Giorno Giovanna?It's fine if you come, why bring so many irrelevant people here?

In the fantasy (wang) of Professor Kongtiao, this small church should be empty and quiet, with only him, his wife, and the witness pastor, this is their alone time-now the gang What the hell is going on with the whole church full of irrelevant people?

Forget about Kakyoin, Polnareff and Abdel, they are partners who go through life and death together.

Sawada Tsunayoshi brought his guardians along with a few friends Jotaro hadn't seen—hibari, who hated crowds, was nowhere to be found—but based on what Jotaro knew about the man, he shouldn't be that far away.

Giorno Giovanna brought his companions—what are these strangely dressed guys doing here? !As if he just got off work from the Cowherd Club? !

In contrast, the people on Jousuke's side are the most normal.

Oh, except for the guy who came to the wedding alone and brought a self-published novel as a souvenir.Jotaro remembered him as Sakunosuke Oda, now a famous best-selling novelist—he was the most normal of them all.

He knew that Hanako must have told about this.

Forget it, he is not the kind of man who is so stingy that he would interfere with his wife's normal friendship, so I will not pursue it for the time being.

However, the thing that dissatisfied him the most was—the bride, no, strictly speaking, he couldn’t be called a bride, but he couldn’t find any suitable words, so he used the word "bride" for the time being——Hanako disappeared.

The thing is like this, because Li Baoen did not know where he found out that Hanako was going to hold a make-up wedding, and he didn't know what was going on in the mind of this guy who didn't think it was a big deal. Pulled Tsunayoshi, his guardians, and friends over—what Tsunayoshi Sawada knew, would Giorno Giovanna not know?This is impossible, not to mention that Peng Lie and Enthusiasm have recently cooperated to deal with the problem of contraband crimes in the other world. The two people who grew up together had an unexpected tacit understanding in this regard—Jiorno and Gang Ji both Got it, would Jousuke not know?

Professor Kongtiao held his forehead with a headache.

Since they were all coming, Hanako happily prepared cakes, candies, and barbecue grills, as if planning to turn the wedding into an outing party.

——This is totally different from the delusion in his head!

As a result, just before the wedding, a series of weird coincidences happened—the young man who couldn’t stop eating one bite at a time while holding a large bag of marshmallows stepped on the coffee chewing gum that had fallen to the side, and saw the unopened coffee chewing gum. Izzy rushed over and tripped the young man, Cotton Candy Control lost his balance and bumped into Kori Itsuma, who was being introduced to Jousuke and Giorno by Tsunayoshi, and Kori Imomo stumbled and threw Giorno on the opposite side, Giorno slammed backwards on the table with the champagne tower, and the top goblet fell off and splashed a head of blue champagne that he planned to steal the cream on the wedding cake.

Lan Bo burst into tears, and took out the dangerous ten-year-old rocket launcher from the four-dimensional hair, and slipped the rocket launcher on the head of Hanako who came to save the scene.

The smoke dissipated.

But Hanako ten years later did not appear.

Now the scene is very chaotic, Tsunakichi desperately apologized to Jotaro with Rambo in his arms, Jousuke lay on the place where Hanako disappeared, searching repeatedly, "Could it be that she has become smaller?"

Xu Lun looked at the group of adults in a mess with no expression on his face, and felt that the world would probably come to an end if it depended on the adults.

So she lifted the tablecloth of the table with the wedding cake and got in. Two minutes later, in front of everyone, she pulled out a little loli who was about six years old and much shorter than her.

Although it has become smaller, it can still be seen from the immature outline that this loli is Kujo Hanako—no, it is Yamada Hanako herself.

Luoli looked indifferently at the adults who had calmed down, then turned to Xu Lun, who was the only one present who seemed to be able to say a few words, "Look, that's why I got under the table," Luoli said. Li's voice was soft and slow, with a little laziness, "Because if I appear, they will definitely focus all their eyes on me immediately."

Xu Lun: ...

As if to show off her extraordinary deduction ability, the young girl looked around, frowned, and finally fixed her eyes on Jotaro, "No, it's impossible." She seemed to be greatly affected She put her hand on her chin like a blow, "No... no, it seems possible..." She greeted Jotaro, not polite at all, "You squat down."

Professor Kongtiao obediently squatted down, while Xiao Huazi leaned over and stared into his eyes for a while, then sighed, "Alas——"

Jousuke: "...What's wrong with Hana, Hanako-san? You've been saying strange things since just now?"

Giorno: "I... can understand a little bit."

Tsuna: "Eh?! Can Giorno understand?"

The enthusiastic little godfather with a superior IQ sighed like the young Hanako, "I think, [-]% of her inference process is like this-this is a church, and the decoration is a wedding dress, so a wedding is being held here. Mr. Jotaro is wearing the groom's suit, so Mr. Jotaro should be the protagonist of this wedding, but the scene is in a mess, it can be seen that something unexpected happened, but after looking around, there is no bride here, so it is very likely Is it because the bride ran away or there was some unexpected accident—and all the people who contacted me focused their attention on me, and the accident 'suddenly' appeared in a place I hadn't been to, so the so-called 'accident' was the same as my own. If it is related, then it is very likely that she and the bride had an exchange, and then she focused on the timetable aside. When she noticed that she was in the future, she immediately guessed that she was If I exchanged with my future self, then the bride is likely to be me..." He spoke his own judgment eloquently, "So, the young Hanako probably made the 'I can't like it' based on her current preferences. /Marry this big-ass' extrapolation."

"Well, you're very smart." Xiao Huazi sat aside and nodded, not denying Giorno's reasoning.

"So... what does 'possible' mean after that?" Tsuna asked.

Giorno pursed his lips tightly and refused to answer.

"It's 'this man's face is not bad, it's my thing'." Xiao Huazi instead made it clear for him, "Then I sighed because 'this guy seems to only have his face as an advantage'."

Jotaro's face darkened.

"Pfft." Kakyoin couldn't hold back, and covered her mouth and laughed.

Sitting on the table with Erlang's legs crossed, Xiao Huazi exuded an aura that was hard to ignore, with a cold expression on her face, "Anyway, men in the world are similar, so just pick a good-looking one and make do with it."

All the men present: ...

Giorno smiled instead, and pointed to his face, "Then what do you think of my face?"

Xiao Huazi glanced at him, "The face is fine, but the hairstyle is thick."

Giorno: "...um..." He quickly adjusted his mentality, "But, Hanako in the future likes me very much and takes good care of me. She even gives me pocket money every month..."

This guy is trying to mislead the young Miss Hanako!The alarm bells in Tsunayoshi's mind rang loudly.He wanted the young Miss Hanako to misunderstand that he would take care of him in the future!

Of course the result was unsatisfactory, Xiao Huazi glanced at him, "You were probably very cute when you were young, right?"

"Hmm... okay?" For some reason, Giorno suddenly felt that the young Hanako in front of him was more difficult to deal with than the grown-up Hanako, and the calm smile on his face was almost gone.

"Hmph, using her cute appearance to deceive adult women who are full of motherhood, this is the kind of person you see."

Giorno was expressionless.

"Pfft." Now it was Jotaro's turn to smile.

Indeed, juvenile Hanako seems to be more difficult to fool than adult Hanako, and has a more vicious tongue.

"You're thinking, 'A young Hanako is much harder to fool than an adult', right?" Hanako pointed at Jotaro with wide-eyed eyes, "That's why I said that men all over the world are almost assholes." She stared at those beautiful big eyes, "Although I'm a bit of a fool to myself, I still have to say-whether it's me now or me in the future, it's hard to fool me, it's just that I like to pretend to be stupid, I think The one who fools me is the idiot among the idiots."

Jotaro: ...

Polnareff: "...Pfft, Jotaro, no, you can't handle her. I'm the best at dealing with this kind of little girl..." The action was so fast that Abdel had no time to stop him.

Kakyoin silently made a sign of the cross on his chest.

Xiao Huazi's eyes widened, "Huh, what's the broom-headed man in his 30s who hasn't found a girlfriend talking about? Ordinary adult women can't handle it, and they still want to deal with me?"

Polnareff - sunk.

Jotaro sighed, walked up, and wanted to reach out to stroke the head of the young Hanako, but she gave her a hard look, "Don't touch the head, you won't grow tall! Perverted lolicon."

"..." I don't know why, but after so many years, the urge to beat her came up again, so Jotaro could only turn his head to divert his attention, "Tsuna Yoshi, isn't the time up yet?"

"Quick, it's almost here." Gangji was a little confused, "But it seems that the bazooka will be damaged by the splash of champagne ten years later, and I don't know if it will have any impact on time..."

"So that's the case, will it be changed back?" Xiao Huazi put her hand on her chin and thought for a while, "But, it seems that I don't remember that I traveled to the future and saw you."

"..." Is this kid too mature and sensitive? !

"Sometimes I really feel that you and Dazai are a bit similar." Oda Sakunosuke said with emotion.

"Hmm... I don't know who you are talking about..." Xiao Huazi lowered her head and pondered for a while, "But..." She jumped off the table and landed firmly, "The one in the white suit," she said He called Jotaro, "After I go back, I will lose part of my memory due to some other reasons... But you have to remember—"

Before she could finish her words, a puff of smoke enveloped her. When the smoke cleared, Hanako in a white wedding dress was standing there and looking at Jotaro, "Ah, I'm finally back."

-

It's terrible, suddenly time travel back to the past or something, just a while before I met some big formal old bastard who persuaded me to study medicine, after that I sealed the real use of the Queen of Hearts-Heaven Lord method, along with a portion of memory.

Then I saw the wronged Giorno at a glance—well... Now that I have returned to the past, the past me will come to the future... At that time, I was a venomous tongue, and a venomous tongue would not pretend to be stupid, nor would I Don't care what other people think...

Don't let me dig a hole for myself in the past and bully Giorno again, right?

Farewell, I don't want to face the blood pool hell again!

That Giorno will be very difficult to coax after being wronged!

I've told him many times that I raised him as a son, and he seems to have accepted that, but he still likes to put Jotaro in trouble from time to time.

He must have made trouble for Jotaro just now.

Jotaro coughed, "It's time."

He walked up to me and took my hand.

"Guess what was the last sentence you said before you went back when you were a child?" He asked me softly.

"...Treat me well." I read blankly.

"Huh." He smiled.

Li Bowen jumped onto the announcement platform in a priest's attire, "Then, let me read the oath!"

Why is it you again!

You troublemaker!

This fussy little baby cleared his throat, "Mr. Kujo Jotaro and Ms. Kujo Hanako, regardless of wealth or poverty, regardless of health or disease, regardless of good or bad times in life, when the other party needs you most, can you stay with me?" Do you not abandon your life and never leave forever?"

...I said it all, we both have the same surname.

I really want to rant.

"I do," Jotaro said, "I've wanted to say that for a long time."

He looked at me with those beautiful green eyes, waiting for me to answer him.

I looked at him, and the corners of my mouth couldn't help but rise.

"I am willing."

Really... there is no way to take this guy.

Reaching out to grab his collar, I stood on tiptoe and kissed his lips lightly.

"Treat me well, idiot."

"Ah."

Years and years pass, and the water flows forever.

The future is long and the stars are twinkling.

If you make up your mind, there will always be blessings to accompany you.

The author has something to say: end of text

Xiaohuazi is mature and experienced, and she doesn't bother to pretend to be stupid, and her powers of observation and speculation are top-notch.