[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

After arguing for a long time, I finally found out that the baby was an abandoned orphan. Because there is no shelter in this small town, it must be sent to the next city, so we had to bring this little thing.

Of course the plane crashed anyway.

Although the direct reason is that Kakyoin suddenly murdered in a dream... No, it was caused by jumping and kicking the old man in front of him and Polnareff next to him in a dream, but I think the indirect reason must be because of the old man Vehicle Curse.

Anyway, because the plane got stuck between two date palms, we had to rest on the spot tonight.

Kakyoin looked a little nervous, and suddenly started saying that the baby was a stand-in messenger, and his arm was injured.

I leaned over and took a look, "You're not a scratch at all," I frowned and held his arm, "It looks like a knife wound." I turned my head sideways along the wound, "From the position of the incision , how does it look like you made it yourself?"

"..." Kakyoin opened her mouth slightly, "Miss Hanako..."

"Huh?" I helped him deal with the wound and raised my head to look at him.

"No, it's nothing, I just wanted to say that Miss Hanako is amazing." He scratched his head, then suddenly pointed at the baby and said, "Wait a minute, Mr. Joestar, did you just see that! He killed a scorpion! "

"...Kakyoin, are you too nervous?" Polnareff asked.

"I didn't! I just saw—"

Then he was knocked unconscious by the silver chariot.

"Polnareff? Isn't that bad?" I crossed my arms in protest.

"It's over, Kakyoin has suffered a nervous breakdown from too much pressure." Polnareff covered his face.

"...I can't move him, remember to put him in the sleeping bag." I yawned and got into my sleeping bag.

I don't know why when I woke up the next day, I felt pain all over my body, "It felt like I had a very excessive nightmare." I wiped my face, and Polnareff on the side, too, with a hangover Like throwing up.

Kakyoin woke up very early and made breakfast waiting for us. I stuffed a small sausage into my mouth and was about to eat scrambled eggs when I smelled something.

Then I raised my head, just in time to see Kakyoin pouring a spoonful of... into the baby's food, stirring it, and showing a devilish smile.

……

I looked at the half-eaten breakfast and didn't know whether to swallow it or spit it out.

Kakyoin, you are finally crazy.

Kakyoin turned his head and saw me staring at him, his expression twitched immediately, and he put down the bowl in his hand, "Wait, Miss Hanako, you misunderstood..."

"No. I won't listen, I won't listen!" I will never eat anything made by Kakyoin again!

At such a stall, Joseph and Polnareff had already stuffed the baby with the bowl of mixed... porridge.

... Yun sad.

I feel like I won't be able to look directly at Kakyoin for a long time.

Fortunately, according to the previous reservation, we will go to a small island on the Red Sea to pick up Abdel.

Ah, almost forgot that Polnareff didn't know that Abdel wasn't dead.

At least when I was taken to the place where Abdel lived, I couldn't help but feel embarrassed when I saw the actor Abdel wearing a white hood and dyed his eyebrows.

"Could it be that this old man is?" Polnareff said with a heavy heart——

no!Did you really not recognize Polnareff?Did you really not recognize it? !This bad cross-dressing? !

"Yes, it's Abdel's father." The old man said with the same serious expression, "Let me negotiate with him..."

No, this is purely trying to play Polnareff, right? !This is purely trying to trick him, you old leather bastard? !

I was stunned by these playwrights. Although I also participated in the action of hiding Polnareff at the beginning, I didn't expect... Thinking of this, I silently buried my face in the palm of my hand, and my shoulders were full of laughter. And trembling slightly.

Kakyoin immediately reached out to hold my shoulder, with a sad face, "Miss Hanako, this is not your fault."

I didn't let go until Polnareff was far enough away, "I don't think it's good for us to do this."

"... Putting your smile away for now will it be more credible to say this?" Jotaro had been sullen from the beginning, but now he couldn't help it anymore.

I know you want to laugh too, and you've learned how to complain, what a progress.

At almost night, Polnareff came back with another injury. I treated him, and he excitedly wanted to share with us the news that Abdel was not dead.

It makes my conscience a little bit, but Polnareff, you forgot... who "buried" Abdel.

But it was also at this time that I realized that the thing that the old man asked Abdel to buy was actually a submarine used by rich people for underwater sightseeing. Although I don’t want to continue complaining about the evil rich people, I have to say this——

"I can't swim." I said indifferently.

"Uh...you don't need to know how to swim to ride a submarine?" Joseph scratched his face.

"No, this submarine will definitely sink." I had a look of pain on my face, "I will never sit in the same vehicle with you again."

The atmosphere suddenly turned cold.

"Ha, haha, it won't be so unlucky, you have to trust the old man's luck!"

"I don't believe in the curse of your vehicle! You can't rent a boat properly! If you sink, you can still have a lifeboat, and you can only use scuba diving in the submarine!"

Having said that, I ended up being pushed into the sub by Polnareff.

As I expected, the submarine was not reliable at all, it was attacked by "the Pope" when it was approaching the Egyptian tunnel, and we had to use the diving equipment to get out of the submarine.

Because I can't swim, I adapted to the bottom of the water for a long time, and finally let the Queen of Hearts lead me forward.

The female pope didn't catch up, but I still felt that something was wrong. After all, the thing that looked like an undersea tunnel in front looked like a human nostril.

Then, a face appeared on the seabed and a breath swallowed us all in.

The suction was too strong, and I was a little dizzy. Just when I was about to hit my teeth, Jotaro grabbed my arm and pulled me towards him, avoiding the tragedy of my head hitting my teeth.

"Thank you." I took off my diving glasses, "Is this place the mouth?"

The voice of the female pope came from her mouth, and she said in a light voice that Jotaro was her favorite type, and she was really reluctant to kill him.

Polnareff suddenly leaned over to Jotaro's side and whispered something to him as if he had enlightened.

Hmm...it wouldn't be what I thought it would be, would it?

Jotaro looked reluctant.

"Hurry up." Polnareff nudged Jotaro with his elbow.

"Mitra——" Jotaro opened his mouth. I want to say that his voice is actually very deep, which is completely different from the high male duck voice of most high school students of this age. It is the legendary subwoofer, used to The kind of love words that can fascinate people, but——

No, don't say it, shut up quickly, girls won't like to hear such insincere words!

"I'm also very interested in you. If we can meet, maybe I will fall in love too."

He said it ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !

"Hi———————" the whole mouth turned pink.

……Ruined.

"Ah, do you think Miss Mitra's voice is as nice as Audrey Hepburn's?"

... Kakyoin, please don't join in the fun!

"You can tell she's a beauty just by hearing her voice."

Abdel? !I thought you were a decent person? !

"If the old man was 30 years younger..."

Shut up, the 62-year-old hooligan who cheated on a 20-year-old female college student!

You bunch of stinky men have too much desire to survive!Shut up!Girls don't like such soulless compliments!I want to beat you up for the female pope!

"You—you are all lying anyway! You stinky men, I want to kill you all————"

etc!I'm not, I'm not, I'm not saying anything!I'm not a smelly man either!

The author has something to say: Ah, the target of today’s complaint is Comrade Yoshikage Kira

Yoshikage Kira: Although I want your life, live in your house, rob your job, beat your son, but I am a principled Yoshikage Kira, I did not sleep with your wife.

Kawajiri: mmp