[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Jotaro gets licked by the Pope.

Ah, I'm only saying this because of the special image. After all, being licked by such a big tongue doesn't seem to be something to be thankful for, not to mention that he was hit between two molars.

The result is of course that the Pope's teeth were smashed all the way by the Platinum Star. Compared to this, I am more curious about Jotaro's lung capacity. Floating up to seven meters underwater without scuba lungs is stronger.

"Ah, there's a woman lying there. It should be the Pope, right? I'm going to see what she looks like." Polnareff's eyes were sharp, and he saw the Pope lying on the beach at a glance. No matter how much curiosity killed the cat along the way, he still hasn't corrected this problem, just, "Wow!"

"What does it look like?" Joseph called to him.

"It's hard to say, my face is so swollen that I can't look at it." Polnareff folded his hands above his head and made a cross gesture.

I looked at the beautiful legs and breasts of the girl lying on the ground, and my intuition told me that a girl with such beautiful legs and breasts should not be too ugly, so I ran over to treat her.

"Oh, this looks good." Polnareff rubbed his chin with a wretched smile.

"Don't waste time." Jotaro frowned, it was probably the first time he saw me healing an enemy, he looked at me strangely.

I stretched out my hand and patted him on the shoulder - damn it, it's so high - "Jojo, you have to understand a truth," I said with a serious and heavy face, "beautiful girls can be killed, but they must not be disfigured. "

"...that's enough, it doesn't make sense at all." He pressed his hat and threw the starfish hidden in the pocket of his uniform back into the sea.

Joseph bought a desert off-road vehicle and drove us to the place agreed with the SPW consortium to wait for support.

I don't know what they mean by support, but being in a vehicle with the old stuff, I always feel like we're going to be attacked.

The helicopter of the SPW consortium landed in the desert area, and two muscular men came down from above. According to the standard of muscular men per capita of stand-in envoys, the support might be one of them.

In the end I guessed wrong.

The so-called support is not human at all.

Polnareff rushed to the side of the helicopter and taunted him. As a result, a Boston terrier jumped out of it and bit him. The puppy also farted in his face, which was eventually saved by Abdel with coffee gum.

puff.

Although it looks bad, but as a Boston Terrier, this puppy is really cute.

"The stand-in messenger of the Fool's card?" I knelt down and watched the puppy eat coffee gum, "Can I touch it?"

Izzy gave me a sideways look, and walked away with a "you're stupid" look on his face, coffee gum in his mouth.

"Look! Ms. Hanako! Let me just say that this guy is very vile! How can such a stupid dog be a support!" Polnareff yelled loudly, which caused Izzy to chase him for several times Circle, "Abdel hurry up and take out the chewing gum——"

"However," I stood up and looked at the person and the dog, and said to Joseph, "seriously, it's really none of its business, right? Is that okay?"

"Ah? What?" Joseph was loading his luggage into the car, and when he heard me say that, he stood up straight with a dazed expression on his face.

"I said, this journey has nothing to do with this puppy! Can you just involve him like this?! It's too arrogant to be a human being!" I put my hands together like a trumpet and yelled into Joseph's ear .

"Wow, I heard, I heard." Joseph shouted, plugging his ears with his index finger, "It can't be so exaggerated, it's just a dog."

Izzy farts at him with a "You stupid beep, I can't be bothered to talk to you without coffee gum" look at the old thing, jumps into the back seat of the car where a dog takes over the entire back space and then Called me.

"Me?" I pointed to my nose.

Izzy patted the seat with his front foot, as if motioning for me to sit on it.As soon as I sat in the back seat, it squatted on my lap with coffee gum in its mouth, and sneezed arrogantly at the Kakyoin group who could only shrink in the back compartment.

"Fk! What is this stupid dog doing!" Polnareff huddled in the luggage compartment and patted his luggage angrily, "Is this provocation?! Mr. Joseph! Think of a way!"

"Miss Hanako, don't spoil this stupid dog so much." Joseph raised his forehead.

"Is there?" I wanted to reach out and stroke Izzy's head, but it gave me a hard bite.

Well, don't touch it at all.

I don't know if Joseph's vehicle curse has come true again. We encountered the helicopter of the spw consortium that was attacked on the road.

I put down Izzy and followed Jotaro and they ran to the pilot, but unfortunately he was dead, and then we found another surviving pilot on the other side, he looked like he was seriously dehydrated, Joseph picked up The kettle wanted to give him water, but I stopped him, "The infusion is faster in his condition. Fortunately, I asked the SPW Foundation for normal saline and clean infusion needles before considering that the desert is prone to heat stroke, and Jotaro came to help me." So. As I said that, I ran to the back of the car and wanted to take out the normal saline, Jotaro suddenly grabbed my arm, Platinum Star punched hard but missed the incoming water jet, he only had time to dodge with his head—— Because of being pulled by him like this, I slipped and bumped into his arms, and the water jet cut Jotaro's shoulder.

Jotaro almost pressed my head against his chest like this, and jumped me onto the roof of the car with me.

The surviving pilot of the spw consortium suddenly shouted: "The water is attacking us————" The water column quickly changed direction, cut off his head, and seeped into the desert with flying blood.

The jet of water that just flew up cut the artery on the side of Jotaro's shoulder, and the blood splashed all over my face. I quickly gave him treatment to stop the bleeding. If he hadn't pulled me, I would have been shot in the head just now.

Kakyoin and Polnareff looked at each other, and quickly approached us, but the water column suddenly came out from the sand and pierced Kakyoin's calf—the driver's watch rang at this moment, The jet of water changed direction and broke the corpse's wrist.

——Why beat the corpse?In other words, why play a watch?

"It's the sound, the water is attacked by the sound." Kakyoin followed Polnareff to the car, "Now there are deserts everywhere, I don't know where he will attack from. Everyone try to stay in the car!"

"The target of the car is big, so it's more dangerous to stay in the car." I looked at the driver's body lying over there, and frowned silently, "Just now I ran, so I followed my footsteps and chased after me." Did you come up?" I gritted my teeth, "But why are you attacking me? Not Jotaro? He's right behind me."

"Could it be random?" Polnareff asked.

"No, they came for her." Jotaro shook his head, "The other party seems to be able to distinguish people. He must be somewhere where we can see us."

"Do you want to use the Platinum Star to find it?!" Abdel said.

"I don't think so." I shook my head, "First of all, the stand-in listens to the voice attack, which is obviously a stand-in controlled remotely. Secondly, if he can distinguish people—if it is far enough away, then besides seeing, he can It is only possible that he heard the step distance and judged the height and position. This is a desert, and it is really convenient to hear the position in terms of terrain. If it is the latter, then his position may be far away."

Izzy jumped out of the car window suddenly, hid aside and yawned.But I don't have time to deal with it now.

The Queen of Hearts brought the medical kit from the back seat. I opened the lid, and there was a stack of normal saline lying neatly inside. "It's very easy to verify."

The size of these saline solution is about the size of my feet, whether the other party sees or hears, just use these saline bags to prove it.I threw the salt water bag out and pretended to be someone walking softly on the sand—

As expected, the water column sprang out, but when it hit the last bag of salt water, it turned and attacked the car as if it suddenly figured out something.

Jotaro pushed me aside, turned over and jumped out of the car, picked up Izzy and ran wildly.

After running for more than ten meters, he pressed Izzy on the sand. I don't know what he said, but I think it was probably a threat.

In short, Izzy took him to glide, and the double of the other party also dived into the sand because he couldn't hear the sound-it wasn't until Jotaro kicked the ground hard that he started chasing Jotaro again.

From the moment Jotaro tossed Izzy like a baseball, the duel was almost an instant—ah, even though I said that, but I agree with that blind man named Endor, Jotaro didn't hesitate at all. No one threw the dog out, how can there be such a person with such determination.

Ah, this is actually what I saw with the Queen of Hearts holding up the binoculars. Others don't have as good eyesight as the Queen of Hearts, so they can't see it.

By the time we drove over, the fight was over, and I ran to Jotaro's side, and Ndor, who used the water double, had already exploded his head.

"Hmph, a woman with healing power? You can't heal me either—" he said, "I want to be loyal to that lord, he is so huge and beautiful, with a majestic appearance..."

"...How do you know that he is handsome, big and beautiful when you are blind." I couldn't help complaining.

"..." He choked for a moment, as if he decided to ignore me, "Jotaro, I will not betray my partner, nor will I betray that lord, the villain also needs the savior of the villain...Only my substitute, only me Let me tell you, we are Jiurongshen—"

"...Didn't you say it all? The hint of the Nine Glory God, how obvious, Geb is the god of the earth and the fertility, and the fertility of Egypt is closely related to the Nile River, so you are a substitute for water. For example, if the other party If it is Thoth, the god of books, it may be a substitute ability such as prophecy..." I continued to complain.

"...Shut up, bitch! You fucking let me finish my sentence!" Ndor suddenly became angry with embarrassment, and the hole in his head was bleeding.

"I think it would be better for you to save your energy and stop selling your teammates..."

Endor died.

...Shouldn't you be mad at me?

"... I'm convinced. You should say a few words less." Jotaro raised his forehead, his hat was knocked off, and he looked more like an ordinary high school student without the hat.

"Ah, where's Izzy?"

"I didn't accept my apology just now, and ran away." Jotaro replied lightly.

Izzy's barking suddenly sounded at his feet, Jotaro's hat was in its mouth, Jotaro smiled, "Aren't you a nice dog?" As soon as he got dark, he took off his hat again.

He had a bunch of chewing gum stuck to his head.

"Pfft." I covered my mouth.

"This dead dog—" the 17-year-old Pao Zhan was irritable again.

Jotaro cleaned up the chewing gum in the car for a long time, but the hair was still sticky, I took out the surgical scissors, "I can't wash it off, let me cut it for you."

"...that's enough."

"Ah. By the way, Jotaro."

"Ok?"

"thank you."

"... long-winded."

Hey, is this arrogant?This little brother is quite cute when you think about it.

The author has something to say: I saw an old post, discussing that Mr. Diao gave birth to furry and they mainly used it to suck the blood of the Qiao family. I thought about it, and it seems that it is really possible given his personality.

then

Grandpa Diao: The homemade donuts are still delicious.

True-Gourmet Up Dior: Today I will introduce to you how to make donuts. First, find a piece of bread, then rub it hard, and then inject IQ...

Then the live broadcast was blocked by the platform because it was too r18. 【Hello

Mr. Diao was probably thinking that he would eat it anyway, so IQ was injected into the donut, so he injected it into the donut. Unexpectedly, Ah Qiang kicked in the door and beat him to death. The donut was still on the plate and he didn’t eat it.