[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

My mother not only bought photos of my height, weight, measurements, and age, but even sold my transcripts from three years of high school and two years of college, as well as the research papers I participated in during college.

It made me feel like I wasn't dating at all but recruiting.

The other party seemed to know what I was thinking, so he pushed down his glasses and smiled, "Don't be nervous, Miss Yamada." He propped his face with one hand, "Even if you can't be married, Miss Yamada can come to work in my hospital .”

...So you actually came here because of my name as a medical student at the University of Tokyo, right? You're actually here to recruit, right?

I raised my forehead, "I see, let me think about it."

"Ah," Ninazu Yuuji glanced at his watch, "It's rude, but my mother asked me to stay at least half an hour..."

The implication is that you don't think so, right?

Such a coincidence, I don't think so either.

My aesthetics has been spoiled by Jotaro and the others, I think you are too delicate.

No, I used to like slender and beautiful boys, so I have to go back and watch more idol dramas.

"Hey, Miss Hanako."

At this moment, I heard a very familiar voice, so familiar that I felt that something was wrong.

"Hua, Huajingyuan?" I think I may have a spinal disease, otherwise why can't my neck turn around? Hehehe...

Forget about others, Kakyoin is the type who looks serious but is actually a gossip fanatic!He will definitely gossip about it!

"Ah, are you bothering Ms. Hanako?" Kakyoin came over with cherry juice, and her eyes fell on the face of the "blind date" opposite me, "This is...?"

"...Well, let me introduce, this is a recruiter from the personnel department of the hospital." I pointed at Renzu and replied, who choked on the champagne.

Kakyoin looked at me, and then at the feet that wiped off the spilled champagne with a napkin, "Do you need to dress the same as a blind date in a high-end restaurant?"

Hey, you little bastard who can't even drink wine, why are you talking so much nonsense, hurry up and get your cherry juice and go!

"Ah, then I'll go first." Probably felt that staying here was too embarrassing, so he pulled down his tie and stood up, "I still hope that Ms. Yamada can think about what I said. There are only one or two hundred people every year, not counting the number of people who go abroad for further study or stay in school for research, and the rest are simply hot.”

And he just went away.

Probably more than half an hour.

...Hey, I don't know why I feel so angry, don't I have no charm as a woman at all?

No, he must have lost sight.

Angrily, I stuffed a whole piece of foie gras with roasted rosemary and blueberry sauce into my mouth, and the soft and soft taste of the foie gras quickly made me forget about my unhappiness.

"So, actually, Ms. Hanako is here for a blind date, right?" Kakyoin naturally sat in the seat where Ninzuzu had sat, and looked at me with a smile.

"...Why are you so curious, you bastard child." I rolled his eyes at him, "Yes, yes, I was sold by my mother on a blind date, but the other party didn't like me, probably because they disliked my painting The wind is too rough. After all, I am not a delicate girl."

"Pfft." Kakyoin laughed, "I don't think so. If you want to fall in love, you will definitely choose a girl with a personality like Ms. Hanako, because it will be very interesting."

"Thank you, I don't like those who are younger than me." I replied indifferently.

"Ah, that's ruthless," he read.

"……evil."

The matter of being sold by my mother came to an end. I protested seriously with my mother when I went back that day. I think I am still young and can spend another ten years.

Mom can't understand my resistance. In her eyes, Brother Renzu is handsome and good-tempered. His family is rich and educated, and he can't find a wealthy son-in-law with a lantern. She doesn't understand why I look down on him.

Mom, dear mother, let's not talk about whether I have taken a fancy to others, obviously they have not taken a fancy to me, okay!

Mom was sad, Mom was sad, so Mom turned on the TV.

Local stations are broadcasting news that the famous musician Sadao Kujo has returned to Japan this morning after a two-year world tour.

Kujo Sadao?Why is this name so familiar?

...Oh, Jotaro's father.

Dad finally came home after two years, it's great to have a family reunion.

Thinking of this, I picked up a hamburger, "Mom, I'm going back to my room."

"Oh, go to bed early, don't keep writing in the liver until midnight, it's not good to be bald."

Bah, dear mother, your daughter and I won't be bald.

I opened the door of the room with a hamburger in my mouth, and then closed it.

Two seconds later I opened the door again.

There is nothing missing in it.

Including Kujo Jotaro who suddenly appeared.

How did I wipe your 1.9-meter big man from my window? No, what the hell are you doing here at my house? !Run away from home? !

Wake up, jojo!You are 17 years old, past the second year of high school where you threaten your parents by running away from home.

I quickly closed the door, "What are you doing here at my house?!"

He pressed his hat and looked away, looking like a martyr who is unyielding and will not confess no matter how hard I press him.

"Run away from home?" I was heartbroken.

"..." He didn't speak, but I think that if he didn't speak, he was acquiescing.

"Because your dad came home?"

"..." He still acquiesced.

"...Wake up, jojo! Running away from home will not improve the relationship between father and son!" I continued to be heartbroken.

"It's so noisy! I just don't want to be nagged by my nominal father who hasn't come home for two years!" He sat down in front of my desk, Erlang's legs turned up, and he assumed a cool pose of a runaway boy.

I think I can probably guess something, because Kujo Sadao hasn't come home for two years, and probably doesn't care much about him at home. Mrs. Holly has an incalculable maternal love filter for him, and when his father comes home At that time, he found that his son had become a delinquent boy who got into fights, smoked, drank, ate bullies, and still hung a big gold chain on his school uniform. The majesty of the "father's majesty" to raise Jotaro's corpse - the result is of course an obvious failure, after all, this 1.9-meter-five-foot-tall murderous son is no longer an existence that "the majesty of the father" can hold back.

However, of course father and son cannot quarrel, otherwise Madam Holly would be very sad, so the rebellious boy chose to run away from home.

"...Wake up, running away won't solve any problems." I ate the last bite of the hamburger indifferently, "and," I walked over and slapped the table, "if your father calls the police, I will be arrested." Arrested for 'kidnapping a minor', then my pickup truck and diamond-like future would be ruined, you know?"

He didn't speak, and looked down for a moment before moving away.

I lowered my head, "..." I buttoned the top button of my pajamas with a cold face, "Hey, go home."

"Hanako, I heard a sound in your room..." My mother opened the door suddenly.

I fell silent.

My mother suddenly burst into tears, "Daughter, you can't commit a crime!"

what?

My mother was crying sincerely: "Daughter, you can't find this second-generation ancestor who went to the detention center at a young age! You will be domestically abused, and you can't find a good lawyer to divorce, and you can't even get custody of the child. Watching children being taken away, drugged, and jailed..."

……wait wait wait? !Mom, what strange novel have you read?wrong!How do you know that this guy has been in the classroom? !You're driving too fast and I can't keep up with you. What the hell are you thinking about?

Before I could push Mom out, Jotaro said, "Shut up! It's too noisy!" He yelled at my Mom.

My mother is quiet.

and many more?

Damn you blushing! jk you!

...the world is hopeless.

Destroy it.

The author has something to say: Mama Yamada: Suddenly feel a little handsome?

Hanako:......