[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

I really want to drive him away.

When my mother took out the piece from the refrigerator that I had been coveting for a long time, she fried the carefully marinated steak for Jotaro, and asked him if he was hungry and if it was good.

My mind is broken.

Mom, dear mother, I am your own!

I was so angry that I scratched the wall next to me, and my mother squeezed juice for him.

Mom, dear mother, the mother who refused to cook for me with the excuse of "If your father doesn't come home today, you can eat a hamburger", are you bewitched!Didn't he just say "thank you", you are so frightened!

If you do this again, I will tell my dad!

I couldn't bear it anymore and kicked my mother out, and locked the door with a "bang", "Kujo Jotaro, after eating and drinking, go back to your house!" Jealousy twisted me.

At this time, the ringtone of his cell phone came from his pocket——fuck, young man, is your cell phone ringing so...naturally?Who would use the sound of a whale as a ringtone for a normal person? !

He ignored me, took a look at the phone from his pocket, pressed the answer button, and handed it to me.

"?" I took it with a blank face, "Hello?"

"Ah... this voice, is it Ms. Hanako?" A particularly brisk voice came from the phone.

It's Mrs. Holly.

"Hmm... it's me?" I looked at Jotaro who was flipping through the book with a blank expression, why did you give me your phone when your mother called you.

"Ah, Jotaro said that he came to ask you to guide the university entrance examination. I was a little worried that something would happen to him halfway. It's great to be able to arrive safely~"

"..." I looked blankly at Jotaro, who had his legs crossed and rested his elbows on my desk to read, and considered whether to tell the truth to Mrs. Holly.

I really want to drive him away now.

However, his mother didn't give me a chance to explain, and she didn't give me a chance to interrupt at all, please this please that, please finished and said, "Although my Jotaro looks fierce and unreasonable, but he is really a He is a very gentle and motivated child, so please Ms. Hanako to guide him well! I will definitely prepare a gift to thank Ms. Hanako." He hung up the phone.

I couldn't get in a word from beginning to end.

Jotaro snatched the phone from me and stuffed it back inside his uniform jacket.

"So you plan to stay at my house?" I rubbed my temples.

"Excuse me." He didn't feel guilty at all.

"Since you know you're bothering me, come home tomorrow!" I grabbed his collar and shook him vigorously.

Damn, why is he so strong, he doesn't move at all.

Because I couldn't shake him, I had no choice but to let go, turned on the kotatsu lamp, and moved a lot of books onto it, "First of all, I want liver books until one o'clock in the morning, and if you want to sleep until then, go to the guest room by yourself."

I suspect that if he hadn't been able to get into the kotatsu, he would have snatched my kotatsu too.

He sat cross-legged by the kotatsu, looked at my postgraduate entrance examination materials and thesis data, "Aren't you just a junior?"

"Hmph, people like me don't say 'I want to take the postgraduate entrance examination' at all. When I open my mouth, I must say 'I have already passed the entrance examination'." I put genetics in front of myself , paused and added, "Just wait, I will definitely get my first doctorate degree before I turn 25."

Then after thinking about it, I felt that it was weird not to find something for him to do, so I stood up and opened the desk drawer, and took out my notebook from the college entrance examination, "Look for yourself."

"what?"

"Didn't you come to my house to ask me to guide you in your college entrance examination, the younger brother of Kujo Jotaro who wants to take the entrance examination at Tokyo Marine University?" I pushed the notebook to him, "My college entrance examination notes."

He fell silent, reached out to take it, opened the notebook and turned to the first page.

Time passed by, when I reviewed sex-linked inheritance, I suddenly remembered that the Joestar family had a genetic trait passed down from generation to generation, so I couldn't hold back my curiosity, "jojo?"

"Huh?" He didn't look up.

"Lend me to see your ancestral birthmark?"

He raised his head, "What?" He asked back as if he didn't hear clearly.

"Lend me to see your ancestral birthmark." I was gearing up.

"...No." He lowered his head and rejected me for a second.

"Let me take a look, let me take a look, let me take a look, let me take a look, let me take a look, let me take a look..." I scratched my head curiously.

"It's so noisy!" Jotaro was disgusted, "What's so interesting about this." He opened the collar of his uniform.

Wow, this muscle, don't talk, I want to flex... No, I don't want to flex, I just touch it.

"There are no bumps on the surface, the color is obvious, and the shape is clear and stable..." I rubbed the birthmark with my thumb, "Is it true that both men and women have it? I'm really curious about the genes that control a piece... Unfortunately, the number of samples is too large not enough--"

He grabbed my hand and said, "Don't move your hands."

"Tsk." I withdrew my hand, "Feel me you have a lot of meat—ah, I'm really curious, but the samples are really too few..."

"Hmph, if you don't like the small number of samples, how many are you going to have?" He mocked.

"A few are not enough, do you know about the pea experiment..." Before I could react, "Wait? What did you say?"

and many more?

Bridge bean sack?

wait a minute?

What did he just say?What did he say?I'm hallucinating?I didn't drink at all today?Did I have auditory hallucinations because of botox in my burger?

Hello!Don't look away!You are embarrassing me like this? !

"Ah... today's hamburger is not fresh, I have to call to complain..." I closed the book.

"..." Jotaro lowered his hat, and the brim of the hat completely covered the upper half of his face.

"Please don't be shy all of a sudden!" I jumped up and grabbed his collar and shook it vigorously, "It's hard for me to get off the stage when you look like this, you know, normal people shouldn't say 'I'm just kidding' with a serious face at this time Or is it that you didn’t even realize what kind of pornography you had! You ran to my house in the middle of the night to play hooligans, can you still get better! "

"It's so noisy! There's no end to the chattering!" He became angry from embarrassment, "I'm joking, is it okay to be joking! A woman who can't stop chattering!"

I let go of him, sat back and continued writing.

Three seconds later, I closed the book and hugged my head, "Oops, I can't read at all."

The culprit was still holding my laptop.

"You, you've got your notebook upside down." I pointed at him with vacant eyes.

I can't read books, and neither can you.

He turned the notebook over and found that he hadn't held it backwards at all, and became even more annoyed. He dropped the notebook and occupied my bed and dolphin pillow.

I think he actually fell in love with the dolphin pillow.

I tried to pull him up, but of course it didn't work.

As a result, I didn't sleep all night, and I couldn't read books. I felt that there was a dangerous man with wolf teeth beside me.

How did the Kongtiao family raise their children!Give me the parental certificate test!

The author has something to say: Ah Qiang: I don’t want to be taught a lesson by my nominal dad who hasn’t been home for two years.jpg

Xu Lun: Hey, what a coincidence, I thought so too.

Let me tell you a ghost story: fgo has opened an infinite pool. (laugh