[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Of course, I failed to get rid of Jotaro. When I saw him sitting at my table drinking my mother's coffee and eating my mother's sandwiches, my heart was broken.

"Don't mistake my house for yours!" I snatched another sandwich from his plate.

"Hanako, how can you say that about jojo? Friends should help each other when they are in trouble!" Mom said sternly in the kitchen.

mom!That's not what you said last night!I am heartbroken.

And it was only one night, why did you even call jojo!

But it doesn't matter, I will definitely be able to drive this delinquent boy back home today, because——

My dad is back!My dad will definitely not be fooled by his beauty!I will unswervingly drive this bad person out of my house!

What?Why don't I do it myself?Of course, I don't want to develop into a stand-in war at home. What if I scare my mother.

At noon, the snow began to fall finely and densely outside. Jotaro sat in the living room and ate the fruit my mother washed for him... Mom, dear mother, do you know how long I have coveted that grape?You said wait for Dad to come back to eat...

I scratched the wall angrily.

My dad finally came back around lunchtime. He wiped the snow off his head first, then took off his gloves, wiped the mist off his glasses, and finally saw Jotaro sitting at the dining table.

He looked at me, then at Jotaro, and finally at my mother.

Suddenly holding his heart, "Dad, I don't agree!" He was heartbroken, and expressed his appeal loudly, "My baby Huazi is eighteen years old, beautiful and beautiful, innocent, smart and cute, how can he be with this kind of person?" Just by looking at it, you can tell that the unscrupulous teenagers who skipped class and beat the teacher to eat the king's meal are together! Dad, I don't agree!"

dad!dear father!Let's not say that you deliberately said your daughter's age is two years younger for rhyming!You have blown too much rainbow fart!And how did you find out that he was gang-fighting, skipping class, beating the teacher and eating the overlord's meal? The 25-year-old policeman has countless experiences!You have added too much drama to yourself!

Jotaro fell silent.

My dad didn't even take off his shoes, so he rushed over and patted the table: "Dad, I don't agree! My baby Hanako is cute, sensible, gentle and kind, how can she fall in love with a bad boy!" "Don't look at the future, there will be domestic violence, cheating, divorce, leaving the child to the woman to take the responsibility of being a father, and then the child will skip classes, take drugs, drive fast, steal things, and go to prison..."

……dad!Dear dad!You can shut up!Leaving aside Jotaro, the one who cheated was obviously his grandfather!

And how can the children I bring skip classes, take drugs, steal things, and go to jail!Dad, wake up!

Not necessarily drag racing.

Forget it or don't drag racing.

wrong!

Damn it was surrounded by my own father!

"Dad! You can shut up!" I covered my face, let alone driving Jotaro away, I almost couldn't stay in this house any longer.

"I kind of understand... how your character was developed." Jotaro looked at me with a complicated expression.

"No, put away your eyes for me..." I covered my face.

He pinched the brim of his hat and turned his head obediently.

... You are snickering, right, I saw you snickering, right!Please don't cooperate like this, otherwise I will really lose face!

I patted the table and stood up, "Enough, I decided to do it myself."

My father was stunned, and then rushed forward and hugged my thigh, "Daughter, you can't commit a crime!"

I rely on!dear father!What kind of person am I in your eyes!

"But don't worry, even if you poison him to death, wash him with boiling water to destroy the appearance of his fingerprints, then dismember him and throw them into the sewer, grind his bones into powder to plant flowers, and pour the rest into cement and throw him into Yokohama Bay, Dad will only be silent. Be your accomplice!"

Dear dad, shut up! What nonsense is the old police talking about in this 25-year search lesson? Didn't you fucking just say a whole set of terrible crime processes!

"...I just want to send the runaway boy home." I no longer have the strength to complain to my precious parents.I think my position should obviously not be a joke.

Saying so, I put on my coat and umbrella with a blank expression, grabbed Jotaro's arm and dragged him out of the house.

...Damn, you snickered, right, I saw you snickered!It's too late for you to cover your face with the brim of your hat!

"I don't think this family can stay anymore." I opened my umbrella and decided to go to the outside world to calm down.

Jotaro looked at me.

I glared at him.

He was still looking at me.

"... What are you looking at?" I was alert.

Kujo Jotaro is a man of action. When he has an idea of ​​"what to do", he usually has already done it.

He snatched my umbrella.

Depend on.

I "dengdengdeng" took three steps back, "Let me tell you, I reject the vulgar girl comics who 'hold the same umbrella in the snow'..."

"It's so noisy, either go back and get another one, or come here quickly!"

... I said where did this little bastard come from, a Showa man.

A piece of snowflakes floated on the tip of my nose, my nose was sour, and I sneezed.

"Damn it, why is it so cold in Japan in winter." I complained and walked with him standing under the umbrella, "By the way, Izzy is okay at your house?"

"I don't know where I go every day," he replied, "Yesterday I farted on my dad's face."

…Why do I feel that when you said this, you had a schadenfreude smile, "Why?" Kujo Sadao shouldn't be such a boring person who would go and play with Iki for nothing, and it's not Polnareff .

"He said Izzy was about the same age and should be sterilized."

...are you laughing?You must be laughing right?Are you trembling from holding back your laughter? !

"I think I'd better take Izzy to my house for two days." I'm thinking about your father's life safety.

"This dog can live well anywhere." He answered lightly.

When we returned to Kujo's house, Sadao Kujo was not there. Mrs. Holly invited me in for a cup of warming tea. I traded Jotaro for an Iggy.

... Even a little hero who saves the world has to face a bad father-son relationship, come on, Jotaro.

I carried Izzy home and he slept super comfy all the way.

Anyway, my parents love dogs so much, they wouldn't mind Izzy visiting my house.

Before entering the door, I went to the mailbox to see if there was any letter, and then I saw the new letter inside, the familiar plain white envelope and the delicate and powerful font.

I knew my pen pal was writing again.We started communicating with each other about a year ago. At the beginning, I thought it was fun when I was swimming in Okinawa. I lost a glass bottle with personal information into the bay. I didn’t expect anyone to pick it up, but after a month, someone started giving it to me. I wrote a letter, and the other party is a very Buddhist person with beautiful handwriting. I can chat with him about many things, so I often correspond with him under the name "Queen of Hearts".

By the way, the other party claims to be "seamless" and currently lives in Yokohama.

Anyway, I'm also on vacation, why don't I take Izzy to Yokohama to find a pen pal!

The author has something to say: fgo made me autistic, so I decided to retire and become a typewriter.

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