[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

I was bored sitting in the tortoise, because I was bored, I ate while reading a book, drank a lot of juice, and ate a bucket of tonkotsu ramen.

Mista left the tortoise because of my behavior of persecuting him just now, and probably went to find Giorno, while Trixie was sitting on the side playing with her mobile phone.

"I want to go to the toilet." I whispered.

Probably because the air pressure around me was too low, even Kakyoin, who is usually the skinniest, ran out of the turtle, leaving only Izzy, Trish and me.

Trish raised her head, "There is no toilet in the turtle." She answered me.

Judging by her expression, she seemed to have remembered something very psychologically disturbing.

I folded my hands into a trumpet shape: "Jotaro! Let me out!"

He ignored me.

People from the tortoise came in one after another, and it seemed that they had found the sacred remains.

"Great, I'm going out..." I was about to step on the chair and leave the turtle.

"Wait a minute, we have almost entered the space-time tunnel just now, I'm afraid we have already entered, and you will be in danger of getting lost if you go out now." Giorno stopped me.

I glared at him.

"...Well, what's the matter?" He asked me with concern.

"...the so-called double room," I said with a sad face, "shouldn't it be a place where everything can be conjured like the Room of Requirement."

"???" The men on one side looked blank.

"Why is there no toilet in the Room of Requirement, turtle, answer me!"

Of course, it is impossible for the turtle to answer me.

"Ah, if you don't mind," Bugarati walked aside and opened the cabinet door, "I'll zip you in the cabinet..."

"Buggarati, I beg you to shut up..." Trish covered her face.

Then I suddenly thought of a very serious and serious question, "You guys are in the toilet, no, I haven't seen you come out after staying in the tortoise for so long - how did you solve the internal emergency?"

Polnareff and Mista looked at each other, "Let Bugarati pull the zipper in the cabinet."

"This guy's ability is super convenient!"

"That's right!"

Trish's phone fell to the ground.

"Let's get out of here." She walked to my side with a painful expression on her face, "Let's get out of this group of stinky men."

Xu Lun: "I don't really understand what you are talking about..." She turned her head to look at Ames with a blank face, "Right, Ames, do you understand?"

"...I understand, but I don't want to understand." Ames replied with a dazed expression.

Toilet, no, tortoise, how are you, tortoise...

"Ahem, I didn't participate." Kakyoin silently took a step aside, indicating that he was fundamentally different from these stinky men.

Well, I trust you this time.

Otherwise, surrounded by such a bunch of straight men, I would go crazy—that Bugarati, dressed so flirtatiously, looks like an elite cowboy in a nightclub who spends 8 yuan a night. I didn't expect to be so straight.

I was wrong, I shouldn't judge people by their cover.

No, since you have already entered the space-time tunnel, then...

"Xu Lun, where's your father?" I turned to look at Xu Lun who was still in a daze.

She came back to her senses, "Ah, Dad said he wants to stay in this era, let me and Dad..." She paused, "Ah, I don't know what to call the young dad...Anyway, I will call Dad first — let me go with young daddy to collect holy remains. He has some mopping up work to do in this day and age.”

……

"What a pity." I had a look of regret, what a pity.

"???" Xu Lun was at a loss.

"Ah, it's nothing." I shook my head. Of course, I can't say that I have a crush on your father in front of other people's daughters, right? How embarrassing.

But... "Stay in this era".

Did Xu Lun...really realize why her father did this?

It's really a pity.

I decided to ignore these straight guys and went to the corner farthest from them and sat down.

I fell out of love before I even started to fall in love. This taste is really sour.

Xu Lun sat next to me, "You seem to be very disappointed, did the fact that Dad didn't follow up make you so depressed?" There was a sly smile in her eyes.

"Hmm... It's not really a disappointment, after all, there was an interval of 20 years..." I compared the length with my fingers, "Your father is this year... Ah, anyway, you know what I mean, how old is it?"

"42 years old. What's wrong?"

"Then I should be 45." I was lazy, "Okay, I am still young in this era, ok, I have a balance in my heart."

Xu Lun opened his mouth, hesitant to speak, "I actually don't understand Dad, and I still don't know whether he loves Mom or not..."

"I love it." I replied to her.

"Huh? Eh?! You..." She widened her eyes in shock, "Why do you know?"

"Do you really want to know?" I looked at her, "Although it's just my guess, but... If I explain to you, you will probably regret not being with him in this era... Are you sure you want to listen? "

She lowered her head, then answered me firmly, "I want to listen."

"He probably told himself who came to this era from the past about everything that will happen in the future. If the 'variation' can be eliminated after collecting the sacred remains, we should return to the 'past', which is the original time In this way, Jotaro, holding the script in his hand, has the ability to change all misfortunes that will happen in the future—including the fact that your mother died, and it will also be modified.” I leaned against the wall and looked sideways at Xu Lun, “ And as the 'past' is modified, the world of this timeline will be 'overwritten' and cease to exist."

"!" She widened her eyes, "But... wait, you mean Dad—"

"'Although she is dead in this world, but this is the world where my stupidity and ego caused her to die, and I will accompany her to the end.'——Jotaro, he should think so." I sighed He breathed a sigh of relief, "Don't look at him who is straight to death and can't communicate. Aquarius men have rich hearts and wonderful brains."

Xu Lun still looked at me.

"Ah...don't look at me like that, I'm a man of integrity, I won't run to destroy your family!" I raised my hands in surrender.

After all... eh, forget it, don't want to.

I'm just so unlucky that no good man can beat me.

Just let me be a 5-minute lemonade, just 5 minutes.

"Pfft! Cough, cough..." Giorno, who was not far away, choked and coughed loudly.

"Giorno, be careful." I stood up and walked over to give him a pat. After all, the others are straight straight men, and no one will lend a helping hand.

At this moment, Jotaro's face appeared above the turtle, "Here we are," he said.

Damn, the toilet is calling me!

I almost jumped out of the turtle, but the scene in front of me was somewhat familiar——

Ah, here...isn't Morioh Town?

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