[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

I lived in Morioh Town until I was 14 years old, and then my father left Morioh Town because of a job transfer, and my mother and I moved out of this place with him.

It wasn't until later that Dad admitted that he had worked his ass off to get the transfer because of some inexplicable "there's something wrong with this town" hunch.

Although my mother doesn't understand my father very well, I can feel the cause of my father's anxiety-because my intuition is completely inherited from my father. If he says something is not good, then there must be something wrong with this place.

Taking intuition as a policy of action seems to be quite unbelievable, so in the eyes of others, Dad is probably an overly motivated policeman.

Then again, this place hasn’t changed much for more than ten years. The calendar at the canteen next to the public toilet shows that it is now ten years after the original timeline where I am—ah, Jousuke should have grown into a handsome young man by now. Well, I don't know if my appearance at their door will scare my friends.

Thinking of this, I turned my head and planned to take a small path to Tomoko's house to take a look, but before I walked ten steps away, I saw a sneaky old thing.

"Hey, what do you want, old man?" I quietly approached him and whispered in his ear.

"Hiss—" the old thing frowned, "Miss Huazi, don't scare me all the time."

"You shameless old bastard, are you going to secretly go to Friends' house to peep?" I grabbed his collar.

"Wow, let go, let go, Miss Hanako let me go... I won't go, I swear I won't go." He raised his hand in surrender.

I let go of him, "Didn't I say you, don't worry about other young and beautiful girls when you are a lot older..." Tomoko is also true, let me say what is good about her, she is stubborn and stubborn .

"The old man is just looking, looking from a distance, nothing else..." Joseph muttered.

"Tch, I believe you have ghosts." I waved my hands, "But first, let me take a sneak peek at the 15-year-old Jousuke... he must have grown into a cute and handsome boy..."

"Miss Hanako, you are so perverted..."

"Bah! What's wrong with my aunt loving her nephew!"

"Then there is nothing wrong with my father loving his son!"

"You have done your father's duty to Josuke! Isn't it all Tomoko and Uncle Dongfang who are teaching him! You shameless old bastard who is only responsible for saving seeds!"

The old thing was shot through my heart with an arrow, and I KO on the spot.

He squatted aside in super aggrieved.

...It seems a little too much, I said.

"Just one look," I folded my arms and looked at him, "Just one look, don't let Tomoko find out."

Tomoko's life has stabilized, although I think she must really, really want to see the old Joseph Joestar again, but——

What about after meeting?

...Ah, damn it, why should I worry about these things.

It's all the old stuff's fault!Anyway, it's right to give him the pot!

But it's eight o'clock in the morning on Wednesday, so Jousuke should be at school, right?

That is to say, now I can only see Tomoko in the past... I stared at the old man warily. The latter folded his hands into a fork and shook his head desperately to show that he was just looking outside and would not be found.

So when I took him to the Oriental House, I happened to meet Jotaro halfway, beside him was a boy with a steak on his head.

"Ah! Hua..." The young man abruptly swallowed another word, and replaced it with "Miss", "Miss Huazi." He ran up super obediently.

...Little friend, you just wanted to call me auntie, right?

No, why does this kid look so familiar to me.

"You are……?"

"Miss Hanako, this joke is not funny at all." He grinned and complained, "I'm Jousuke." He pointed to his nose and introduced himself.

"I didn't understand what was going on all at once, why Jotaro-san became younger, why Okuyasu suddenly wanted to attack me, it was all messed up for a while, but fortunately, Ms. Hanako is still so young and beautiful, which made me feel a little relieved. Hee." He said a bunch of words at once.

Ah, actually I didn't pay much attention to it, because since he introduced himself as Jousuke, my attention has been fixed on his steak and I can't take it away.

"Miss Hanako?" Josuke stretched out his hand and shook it twice in front of me, "Miss Hanako?!"

"Ah...ah? You are a cow, bah... Jousuke?" I stared at his steak head and replied unconsciously.

"...What did you want to say just now..."

Fuck, that expression is wrong.

"Ah, I want to say that you are a brat, you were discovered hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Shit, what kind of instant personality switch just now!

"Well, Ms. Hanako is really too much, when did I become arrogant." He touched the steak on his head... no, hair.

So what kind of instant personality switching is this!What did ten years do to that little cute baby back then!

No... It seems that Giorno's donuts are also there?

…so, this is also a hair idea especially?

No, judging from his reaction just now, it should be because he has a lot of thoughts.

Meow, it’s a good thing I react quickly and have a strong desire to win, otherwise the family ethics tragedy of my nephew beating my aunt in the street would have just happened.

I rubbed my temples with a headache on my face, "Jousuke, slow down, you just said that Jotaro has become younger, why did Okuyasu attack you--I can understand that Jotaro has become younger, who is Okuyasu? I I'm confused now too. I'm telling you—"

"Ah, oh, what? Miss Hanako, what did you just say?" Jousuke stared at Joseph's old man and lost his mind. He didn't react until I called him, and touched the back of his head with his hand, "Ah, wait a minute. I'll explain it to you later." He took a sandwich out of his bag.

"I just planned to go to school early in the morning, but so many inexplicable things happened, I'm hungry now, let me take a bite of a sandwich first and then tell you slowly. Ah, yes——"

He turned his head to look at Jotaro, and then at me, "But I really didn't expect Miss Hanako that you would act together with Mr. Jotaro, didn't my mother say you..."

He couldn't finish the sentence.

Because there is an extra sandwich in his mouth.

"Hmm... woo woo??? Bah—" he swallowed the sandwich dancing, "Wow, what's going on!"

Ah, about this, I sort of know what's going on.

... Jotaro, why do you keep bullying your little uncle.

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