[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

This was probably the worst sexual harassment I've ever had.

After all, Dior’s MLM boss and his dead gay best friend were just a little philosophical, and they just moved their lips when they died, but this one is different. He not only moves his mouth, but also moves his chicken.

unacceptable.

Although I am usually rough, I have seen a certain organ-during dissection-but this is different!I am more or less conscious of being born as a woman!

Wait, what did he just say?

hand?

I took a step back, and quickly moved away from this pervert who seemed to have a brain, it couldn't be... such a coincidence.

But think about it, since the "mutation" can cause the dead members of our party to be resurrected, then there is no reason that the enemy's members cannot be resurrected.

I already guessed the identity of this man.

Yoshikage Kira—that is, the hand fetish serial killer that Koichi talked about.

According to Kang Yi, this person's ability is called "Killer Queen", which can turn things he touches into bombs and turn human scum into ashes without leaving corpses.

I shouldn't have been touched by him just now—if he summoned a substitute, the Queen of Hearts would return to the defense immediately. I thought about it carefully and confirmed that I was not touched by the opponent.

For this kind of person, I actually have two ways to deal with it—one is to show my identity as a stand-in messenger and force him to retreat in spite of difficulties, but I will not pursue him.

Another option is to kill him directly.

The second type is actually a bit troublesome for me, because I really don't like fighting with people, and I hate that both sides show doubles and then face each other.

but.

Not everything in this world can be done according to one's will, because you have already met each other, you already know the identity of the other party, you also know what happened, and you understand the sacrifices and efforts made by Jousuke and the others.

As Josuke's little aunt, I opened my mouth to the man in front of me and said, "Ah, I don't like fighting, everyone is a stand-in messenger, let's just meet each other and you go with yours and I go with mine, okay?"—— Jousuke is disappointed.

Thinking about it carefully, I am really a person who obviously doesn't like fighting and doesn't care about other people's opinions, but I am always forced by the situation to take the side of the road that I hate the most.

"You were sent by Dior, right?" I called out the Queen of Hearts.

He froze for a moment, "Hmph, so you are also (substitute envoy)." His expression looked very unwilling, and he gnawed his thumb with some anxiety.

"Damn, why is it a stand-in messenger?" Yoshikage Kira's expression was very... well, it looked like he had been constipated for a week, "If it's just an ordinary woman on the side of the road...Damn it, I hate fighting!"

……

Hey?Such a coincidence?I hate it too.

"Can you please give up resisting?" He finally stopped biting his nails, showing a cold and cruel expression, "After all, I really like these hands..."

Does this guy have shit in his head?

Why do I smell the same kind of stench on this person!No, no, strictly speaking, they cannot be said to be of the same kind. After all, I will not kill people just because I like the feeling of a knife on the flesh!

"Then I said 'please turn around and squat with your head in your hands immediately, I'm going to send you to the prison', will you agree?" I looked at him blankly, "I hate fighting too .”

The atmosphere was awkward.

"Then there seems to be no choice." He called out his double.

Hmm... How should I describe this guy's stand-in? He is obviously a muscular man, but he has to wear a pair of cat ears. There are too many elements, and he is too cute.

He rushed up, and I took a step back with the strength of the Queen of Hearts. He sprinted very fast, and it seemed that although he said "hate fighting", he didn't save any training.

The opponent's ability is to turn things touched into bombs/bombs, which means that the Queen of Hearts cannot directly fight him.

I rolled and hid aside, the Queen of Hearts took advantage of the momentum to pick up a small stone on the ground and catapulted it out towards his eyes, the Killer Queen turned back to block the attack.

"Hmph, although you say you hate fighting, you are very agile." He sneered.

Oh, let me go, why does this person think the same as me.

"Your stand-in is of the close-range combat type, using small stones to extend the attack range—tsk, damn it, if I didn't really like these hands..." He muttered and complained.

—Wait a minute, something is wrong.

Why is there a piece of his left hand missing.

"Oops--"

This guy is distracting me by talking!

The left side of the body was hit by the wind, and the branch that the Queen of Hearts grabbed once used the force of the rebound to hide to the other side, but it was too late—the left side of the body was injured by the ambushed bomb in the abdomen.

how to say.

It hurts.

I feel like I've been getting hurt since I met jojo and the others.

I gritted my teeth and stuffed the intestines back, and the Queen of Hearts covered the wounds with my hands.

"Fuck you." I raised my middle finger at him, and when my left hand covering the wound was taken away from the wound, only the tender red skin that had just grown was exposed under the torn clothes.

"...What a bad boy, you won't be liked if you are too aggressive." He raised his head and said, "But it doesn't matter, after I get the 'hand', I will teach you well."

"...Ah, 'hand' is such a good word." He added.

This man is hopelessly perverted.

Because I had just received treatment, my legs hurt and I couldn't stand still. Taking advantage of this gap, he rushed up again.

This time I didn't escape.

"I guessed right, you will have a period of weakness after the treatment—" He squeezed my wrist, "Killer Queen, the first bomb—"

"Blow up your uncle." I replied.

"..." He was stunned, "Why—?"

I raised my hand and snapped my fingers next to his ear, and the sound of an explosion sounded, but it wasn't me that was blown through, but Yoshikage Kira's body.

"……what."

Of course, I couldn't make him call out all the ashes. The Queen of Hearts raised her hand and broke his spine neatly.

As a medical student, my average speed is to kill sixty mice by breaking the spine in one minute, which is very accurate in this respect.

I looked at his dead body, "I'm not that little angel Jousuke, I kill without batting an eye."

——Ah, as for why there was no explosion, although he couldn't hear it, let me explain.

The so-called explosion is defined in the dictionary as a physical and chemical change in which a large amount of energy is released, high temperature is generated, and a large amount of gas is released in a very short period of time.

The Killer Queen's process of turning an object into a "bomb" and the process of explosion is precisely a process of using the chemical composition in the human body as the basis of the explosion and burning the cells to death. Now that I have "understood" this ability If the essence of the process is "cut off", the whole process is "stopped" before the explosion, so that it loses its "foundation", and the explosion is impossible to happen.

The whole process requires extremely precise control, but as a surgeon who can perform ultra-high-precision craniotomy on the operating table for ten hours, I can control the whole process down to microseconds.

...Originally, except for the stand-in ability of the time system, I don't like any melee types at all.

A ray of purple light fell from the sky and landed on the body of Yoshikage Kira, and the body disappeared.

Although this saves me the trouble of disposing of corpses, this is not the first time this has happened. It seems that this purple thing is the root of the "mutation".

Does it have something to do with Dior's ability?

I reached out and touched the side of my clothes. Damn it, that damned pervert blew up my clothes. I touched my exposed skin in distress—not to mention that the newly grown hands felt pretty good. good.

"What happened!" Kang Yi ran over, "Wow-wow!" He blushed.

"Tsk." Jotaro who was following behind him frowned and threw his clothes to me.

"Ah. Thank you." I wrapped it in his coat. His coat was too long for me, so I had to tie up the hem, explaining to Koichi as I tied it up: "Kira Yoshikage has been resurrected."

"What, what!" Kang Yi's eyes widened, his face turned slightly pale, "So the explosion just now was——"

"Well, I was fighting." I pointed to the blood on one side, "Obviously he was put (sha) down (diao), but a purple light suddenly fell from the sky and took him away. Just like that time Same." I turned to look at Jotaro.

He frowned, "Are you hurt?"

"It hurts!" I said angrily.

"..." He pushed down his hat, and finally said, "You still don't want to run around by yourself. Haven't you noticed that you are particularly easy to be targeted?"

...Although I know that these words are well-intentioned, but the tone of your words, I am afraid that you will not piss off the client.

So I ignored him.

Kang Yi stood between the two of us, awkwardly looking for a place to sneak in.

"Ah, did Hanako-san buy a sandwich?" He tried to change the subject.

"...my sandwich..." I almost cried as I looked at the dead body of Sandwich lying on the ground.

"Why don't you go to a nearby convenience store and buy some bentos!" Then he led me forward.

In the end, guess what I saw in front of the convenience store?

Hey, isn't that some sexy dealer uncle?

After being beaten up by me, and then by Xu Lun, why haven't you learned how to behave, and are still waiting here?

Then I saw Mista and Naranga lying on the ground.

Ah, didn't I say, Mista? !Naranga? !You two won't be tricked, will you? !Who in a normal person would bet with him? !

"Ah, Ms. Yamada Hanako." The sexy dealer uncle raised his head, "Although I have been beaten twice, but this time I can finally introduce myself, my name is Danny-j-Darby," he said The poker in his hand went out, "In order to regain the soul of your companion, bet with me."

"...Are you an idiot?" I asked.

"Uh-huh?"

"I don't know them well."

"..." He was speechless.

I stepped forward and pulled the chair away, "I'm not interested in winning back the souls of the two of them, but if you have an extra stake, I'd like to bet with you with my soul."

"Interesting, so what size do you want to add?" He showed a determined smile.

"Dior's ability." I replied.

"..." He fell silent, "In this case, your soul alone is not enough, or..." His eyes fell on Jotaro who was behind me, "You can add Jotaro's soul and it will be enough ——And, I only bet with you, not Jotaro."

"..." I turned my head and glanced at Jotaro, who put his hand on my shoulder, "Okay." He said.

"Then, it's not just Dio's ability." I crossed my legs, "I won't kill you if you lose."

"If you lose, you not only need to tell us about Dio's ability," I whispered, "you also have to dress me in a sexy bunny costume to confess to Dio."

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