[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

A gambler like Danny-j-Darby, I can smell his old-fashioned smell from his feet, and this kind of person will be out of the game no matter what, there is no need Assume the condition "he won't spend a thousand dollars".

I squinted my eyes and looked at him, "What kind of gamble? □□?"

He lowered his eyes and quickly cut the cards, "I'm in great shape today." He suddenly reached out and pointed at Jotaro, "Jotaro, I know you can stop time now, that is to say, in a place I don't know You can replace my cards at that time, so before we start, I will make an agreement with you - do not use time stop, otherwise you will lose."

"Oh, you are only allowed to go out, but Jotaro is not allowed to stop, you are too skinny." I folded my arms, "I'd better beat you up."

He choked for a moment, and then showed a determined and confident smile, "Hmph, what Miss Yamada means is, did you plan to cheat from the beginning?"

"You also planned to cheat from the beginning." I looked at him indifferently, "Although it is said that in gambling, the cheated party is the one who is wrong, but Jotaro is not allowed to stop changing cards. You can't do it yourself."

Darby stopped washing his poker hands, and looked at me with an almost provocative look, "So what does Miss Yamada mean?"

This kind of tug-of-war with him is meaningless. In the end, the tug-of-war may reveal more things to him. The other party is probably trying to use this opportunity to get more abilities.

And the words of □□... I frowned, thinking of some experiences that I still feel wronged when I think about it now.

I pointed to Jotaro behind me with my thumb, "He keeps stopping, how about you not going out?"

Although a gambler like Darby seems to be addicted to gambling, in fact, his gambling quality is so bad that he can't feel safe and won't gamble with others if he spends almost a thousand dollars.

Gamblers also have the dignity of gamblers.

He fell into silence, and then laughed, "Is Miss Yamada so sure? You want to save your companion." He continued to argue with me, trying to get more benefits, "After all, the person holding the chips is And me."

"I said I'm not familiar with them. I bet you for Dio's ability." I leaned back in my chair, "They're just passing by."

The atmosphere became stalemate, and Darby smiled, "Is Miss Yamada planning to delay the time until the sun goes down?"

I snorted, and stretched out my hand to take out a card from the deck of poker, "Look, this is an ace of hearts." I flipped my hand, and when I turned the face of the poker upside down to face Darby again, The ace of hearts has become a diamond 2, "I don't know how to use this ability, can I start?"

His eyes widened.

Then he laughed wildly, "Hahahahaha——"

Danny-j-Darby let out a gambler's high-pitched laugh, "Hahahahahaha - really - really - good! I won't be using Senjutsu in this fuck! Yamada Miss Hanako! I really didn't think of it——I thought you were just a hot-tempered bitch, but I didn't think..."

"You're really going to get beaten if you keep talking." I indifferently threw the ace of hearts back to him.

"Then, miss the convenience store..." He turned his head.

I interrupted him, "I don't trust the person you chose," then I turned my head and glanced at Kang Yi, "Kang Yi, you deal the cards."

"Eh? I—I?! Ms. Hanako—I, I, I, I don't know anything about sex!" Kang Yi was at a loss.

"Will you shuffle the cards?" I asked him.

"Yes, a little bit." He nodded.

"Just watch two elementary school students draw joker cards and play." I said to him.

"How can this be possible!" he shouted, "Isn't this a game where the souls of Ms. Hanako and Mr. Jotaro are gambled!" He seems to have experienced something that led him to believe in the saying "the existence of souls", ah, That's not bad.

"It's okay," I smiled, "because I won't lose." I reached out and patted his shoulder, "And, look, those two guys, Mista and Naranga, are lying there. If you win, you can treat these two guys as little brothers to your heart's content, after all, they are lifesavers."

"..." Kang Yi looked at me delicately.

I know, say I have a bad personality.

He took a deep breath, squeezed his fingers hard, and stared at the cards in his hand trembling.

"Kang Yi, don't think about any cards you can deal me, you just need to deal them to me." I said to him.

"...Okay, okay!" He nodded vigorously, "Then, please place your bets."

I was to Kang Yi's left, so it was the small blind, and I pushed three out, and Darby shoved Mista's six.

Then three community cards were dealt in the middle.Then two hole cards were dealt to me and Darby.

Darby lifted the corner of the hole card and looked at it, and I put the hole card aside.

Kang gave me a 9 of hearts, and Darby gave me a 2 of spades.

"Black, spade k, please bet." Kang Yi swallowed.

"Follow." Darby took out three chips.

I pushed out all six of my soul chips, "Follow."

He widened his eyes, and then showed that kind of disgusting smile, "This is really a gambler."

Kang Yi continued to deal the cards, his nervous hands trembled a little. In the next round, I got a jack of hearts in my hand, while there was already an ace of hearts on the public card, and Darby had a 2 of clubs in his hand.

"Please, please bet." Kang Yi looked at me one after another, and I continued to roll out my chips, "Follow."

"..." Darby's eyes widened, "What? You are asking for your own death!"

I raised my middle finger at him, "Don't be cowardly, dog, will you follow?"

"...You woman's gambling is really terrible." He choked, looked at the 2 of clubs and 2 of spades in his hand, and weighed the two hearts in my hand, "Don't follow." he answered.

"You really are cowardly, dog." I took his chips away.

Darby was angry, "I have gambled with countless gamblers, and you are the one with the worst mouth."

"Hey, then don't be cowardly." I gave him a double middle finger.

"Hmph, do you think the mere Raider will work on me..." He suddenly sneered, "There is only one last card left."

"It looks like you have a good hole card." I tilted my head.

"I'm in great shape today!" He suddenly became frantic, "You put all your chips out, didn't you think about the situation that you didn't get a straight flush?! You haven't looked at your cards since the beginning Already!"

"So what?" I asked him.

"You have a jack of hearts and a 10 of hearts in your hand, and there is already an ace of hearts on the public card. Even if you want a straight flush, the probability of this is less than [-]%!" He slapped the table.

"Oh, then you must also have a king of hearts in your hand." I looked at him with a salty fish expression on my face.

He choked, "So what if I have it? Are you not afraid that the card in my hand is a straight?"

Darby is indeed an experienced gambler, even if he doesn't have it in his hands, there is no change in his expression.

"Then you also have to have an ace." I poured cold water on him with my face propped up.

"Hmph, I really have an ace—" He sneered and flipped over the hole cards, "The public card already has an ace of hearts, and even if you have a king of hearts in your hand, even if you are lucky enough to get a q of hearts, the remaining Don’t you know how likely the next card is a 10 of Hearts!” He pointed at me, “Without a 10 of Hearts, your hand is at best a flush!”

"Kang Yi, continue to deal the cards!" I said to Kang Yi.

Kang's hands began to shake again, "Miss Hanako!"

"Deal." I repeated.

He gritted his teeth hard and threw me a card with his eyes closed.

Darby turned over his cards, "I have a 2 of diamonds in my hand! Without a 10 of hearts, you are at best a flush! It is impossible to be bigger than my four of a kind!"

"Shuttle." I pushed all the chips out. , turned over the cards in his hand - it was a heart queen.

"...You, you, what are you talking about? No, it's impossible——you haven't looked at the hole cards from the beginning, and the probability of the remaining hole cards in your hand being a 10 of Hearts... is less than 0.012% !” He stumbled to his feet.

I reached out and twisted the hole card, "Is it less than 0.012%? Did you make a mistake?" I put the hole card on my lips and touched it lightly, "Then——"

"Feel the strong luck of being kissed by the goddess of fate."

Between my fingers is the fate-determining 10 of Hearts.

"Great!!! Won!!!" Kang Yi almost jumped up.

Darby slumped in his chair.

The chip in his hand turned back into his soul and returned to Mista and Naranja. The two of them got up from the ground in a daze, "What's going on..."

"Ah. You two sold yourself to me." I happily waved at them.

"????" Mista was stunned.

"Wait, wait a minute, what are you... no, why do you—" Darby stuttered.

"Huh?" I showed an impatient expression, "You want to ask me why I am so sure that I can get a straight flush?"

He nodded, "You shouldn't have paid a thousand dollars. If you had, I would definitely be able to see..."

"Tsk." I turned my head, "'My Queen of Hearts can decompose matter and then reassemble it'-do you expect me to say something like that?" I looked at him condescendingly, "Don't be naive. I I haven’t used my stand-in ability before—don’t you feel like you’re missing something? It’s not technology, nor luck, but the process of enjoying the whole game as a gambler—I…” I said to him He showed a standard toothy smile, "I'm a person who can enjoy the happiness brought by gambling."

"..." He took a step back, "How many cards can you memorize?" He suddenly asked me.

"Fourth officer." I smiled, "I was blacklisted by all the casinos in Las Vegas that year... Wow, these old capitalist hooligans even have a common blacklist , What a hot dog."

"..." Darby was completely silent.

"And—hey, why don't you choose a bunny girl outfit with me?"

"..."

The author has something to say: An unknown office worker: I, Yoshikage Kira, not only want to stand in your range and taunt, I also want to face your wife Boki. (Only office workers in the world don't know that Hanako is Aqiang's wife jpg)

Darby: Shit, that's a big bet!