[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

In this world, there is a kind of war that can be triggered casually, causing people to fight endlessly. After getting a share, they still want to get it. They are greedy and want to make money. Show mercy.

Ah, don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about the Holy Grail.

I'm talking about sliced ​​beef in beef sukiyaki.

And in order to celebrate grandma's coming home, Dad specially bought extra-grade beef. I stared at the beautiful texture of the beef like snowflakes, and couldn't help swallowing.

For an extra bite, I'm ready to wage war!

When my father crouched down on the edge of the sofa and muttered, Jotaro had already entered the kitchen to help my mother bring out the dishes, and obediently poured a glass of Coke for my grandma.

No, as expected of Jotaro, in just two hours, he has fully understood that the highest point of my family's food chain is actually my grandma!

You figured it out, Jotaro, you figured it out, right?I discovered the fact that my dad is actually at the bottom of the food chain in this family!

The vegetables in the sukiyaki pot were boiled loudly, and there was a sweet aroma mixed with fungi and green leafy vegetables. I couldn't help but imagine how delicious the beef slices would be after being rinsed.

"Jotaro, come and sit here." My mother greeted him warmly.

mom!That's the seat next to me!Sitting there alone at his age will affect my speed of grabbing beef slices!And why does he sit closer to the pot than me!It's not fair!

So I took the seat first before Jotaro walked over, so I was the one closest to the pot!

He sighed, pulled the chair next to me and sat down.

...Oops, oops, I was calculated, if this is the case, wouldn't it be that he succeeded in sitting next to me!

Damn it, the so-called "position closest to the pot" is actually a bait!With his 1.9m[-] long hand, even sitting in my original position, he can easily snatch more than half of the beef!

I turned and stared at him.

"What?" He glanced at me.

"No, Xu, time, stop." I warned him word by word.

"..." His expression twisted for a moment.

Yes, the moment the beef is cooked, it is war——

I don’t know when, my grandma who was still playing games had already changed into a suit of clothes and sat across from me, and my dad who was still secretly sad appeared at the dinner table at some point—wait for you Will they all teleport? !

Mom reached out and lifted the lid of the pot——

It's the moment you open the lid!At the moment when the heat blinded everyone's eyes, if I shot at this moment-I stretched out my chopsticks like lightning, and stabbed at the piece of beef closest to me.

The chopsticks poked a void, "What—"

"Yohohohoho~ You've been tricked, the big beef forest is actually in the opposite direction from you!"

I watched grandma stretch out her sinful chopsticks to the piece of beef that was as beautiful as the lips of a lover in a dream.

"It's not you who took the first piece of the best beef in the beef pot! It's grandma!"

It's too late to grab that slice of beef, but I still can—

"How can I let you succeed! Dad!" I caught grandma's chopsticks with my chopsticks, and wrestled with her on the spot.

Hmph, at this dinner table like a battlefield, of course forming an alliance is the most important thing!

"Okay!" My dad also joined the battle.

"Hmph, that's so naive, do you think something like an alliance can be trusted—" Grandma wrestled with me while engaging in psychological warfare, "Based on what I know about family tree pairs, he wouldn't—"

Dad's chopsticks were broken by my mother.

"Yuuki ahhh!" Dad screamed as he looked at the broken chopsticks.

"Ju, it's actually a tactic of killing each other!" Now it's too late to go to the kitchen to get chopsticks!

"What are you talking about, I won't die with my dear!"

I watched helplessly as my mother took out another pair of folding chopsticks from the apron.

Damn, damn it, she deserves to be a mother who knows how to fight at the dinner table!I know I need to prepare an extra pair of chopsticks——

"Then, I will accept this first slice of the best beef!" She showed a devilish smile.

Oops!

It was too late and then too soon, I picked up the bowl at hand and sniped at my mother's chopsticks, "Too, too naive, I won't let you succeed—Dad! Go get the chopsticks!"

"Okay!" He jolted towards the kitchen.

"Hmph, Hanako, are you going to fight two against one?" Grandma picked up the spoon.

"Stop it! Beef picked up with a spoon has no soul!"

"Shut up! If you get it, you win!"

The evil spoon reached out to the beef pot.

No way, the reinforcements are still [-] miles away, and I'm at my wits end——

Ruined.

Farewell, my dear girl.

Jotaro sighed.

Grandma's spoon was empty, she looked at her spoon in a daze, then frowned, "Why—?"

I looked at the sliced ​​beef on my plate, and realized very clearly what happened just now.

Yes, only Platinum Star-World can do this.

Jotaro quietly finished the croquettes in his bowl, and then took a sip of beer, "Can you be quiet? It's noisy." He said to us.

At least it wasn't a "too loud" drink, and he has improved a lot on this point.

I took back my chopsticks and bowl, and looked at the beef on the plate in a daze, whether to eat or not.

"Oh, I'm so rude, I let you see the shameful side of our family. Hehehe." The mother held her face with one hand and smiled as a good wife and mother.

It seemed that she wasn't the one who broke my dad's chopsticks in a dark and ferocious manner just now.

"I got the chopsticks—" my father rushed in.

"Dad, sit down and eat quietly." I covered my face.

Grandma glanced at Jotaro, "Oh, you're still driving a motorcycle, how about a drink?"

"..." Jotaro raised his head, "Well... I'll pick up the motorcycle tomorrow."

I thought you'd say it's okay.

The driving is not standardized, and the relatives are crying.

I think Granny must be wondering what just happened, after all, she almost got it.

I looked at the beef wrapped in egg liquid on the plate like a stick in my throat, "Well, Jotaro, do you want it too?"

——This is definitely what he got for me, right?Thinking about the picture, I'm not good at all!

What are you doing you!

I, am I the kind of person who can sell his soul for a few slices of beef!

I, I have a heart of stone!

"I'm used to it." He said lightly.

……

Damn, this damn rich young master!

I ate all the beef slices in the bowl angrily.

Then out of the corner of my eye, I caught sight of the grandma who was looking at Jotaro with a thoughtful expression.

——If I remember correctly, every time my grandma showed this expression when I was a child, it was the rhythm of something going to happen...

No, dear grandma, I beg you, eat quietly and stop making trouble!

Jotaro is innocent!

——For the sake of the beef.

The author has something to say: Why didn't Ah Qiang beat Anna Sui, but ignored him.Because he summed up the experience of Yamada's father, he knew that beating Anna Sui would only be counterproductive.

Those who know how to learn from others' failures are wise people.jpg

Today's Dr. Kujo is still very witty.