[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Fortunately, my grandma didn't mess with Jotaro.She just looked at him with that kind of very inscrutable eyes, showing a kind of coldness and shrewdness of a chef analyzing ingredients from time to time.

Probably because he also noticed grandma's behavior, Jotaro left after eating.

It's great that he didn't have the cheek to ask "plan to stay overnight after drinking"!Although if I want to analyze it, his next move should be to take the college entrance examination first, and then continue to come to my house to play hooligans, from eating to staying overnight in one go.

Hmph, it would be naive to think that I can't see through your words.

In the final analysis, although I am really an ostrich, if I analyze it carefully, I will not lose to anyone.

Maybe it would be better to move back to the school dormitory earlier.

Ah, when it comes to school dormitories, I just did something that caught the attention of the whole school not long ago.

I buried my face in the palm of my hand and let out a long sigh, but it doesn't matter, Quandong University has gathered the 60% freaks out of the [-] candidates in Japan. A lot, no one will care too much.

And the advantage of staying on campus is that in February, when the whole street is filled with the smell of sour love hormones, the small roads of Dongda campus are full of the fragrance of single dogs.

Especially on an anti-human festival like Valentine's Day, female high school students all over the country are busy stuffing chocolates into their sweetheart's lockers, while students from Dongdae University are obsessed with studying.

Speaking of Valentine's Day, I have never received any chocolate since I was a child. It seems that when I was very young, my mother bought some raw materials for me to make chocolate for "I want to make you look more like a girl" The boys to send."

Of course the end result was that my dad sneaked into the kitchen in the middle of the night and ate all the chocolate, which left him with diarrhea for two days.

With such a stupid dad, I basically gave up making chocolates to give away.

As for buying ready-made chocolates, although it is a bit embarrassing to say it, I am a follower of the "balance of payments" principle. Think about it, generally speaking, better chocolates are very expensive now. If you send them out, you will not get them. Wouldn't it be a loss for the other party to return the gift?The cheaper chocolates will be treated as giri chocolates by the other party, and they will just go to the [-]-yen store and buy a handkerchief as a return gift, or just refuse to return the gift, right?This kind of thing is of course a serious violation of my "balance of payments" principle!

"If you think about this kind of thing, you will lose from the beginning." This is what she complained about when I was chatting with Tomoko.

Big, probably.

Anyway, I don’t understand what is so exciting about Valentine’s Day, a festival that makes the sales of chocolate and condoms soar. To be excited, chocolate and condom manufacturers are more excited. After all, “Valentine’s Day” is purely imported. It's just a successful marketing method, it has no meaning in essence, it's just an excuse for human beings to find their own behavior... Ah, so this unknowingly expelled himself.

However, I was still too naive.

Humans' obsession with such things as mating/mating is really imprinted in their instincts, just like the sarcasm of the damned couples towards the single dogs is in the blood!

I didn't expect that these guys had penetrated deep into the last paradise of single dogs in Dongda!

Yes, after I returned to the school dormitory, on February [-]th, I was walking on the campus path as usual, only to be caught by interviewers ambushing in the grass.

I looked at the microphone that was almost in my mouth, and silently took a step back.

"Excuse me, are you a student of Dongda?" The other party asked.

...Of course I am a student of Dongda University, so why am I still the sweeping aunt of Dongda University?

"Hanako Yamada, 21 years old, is a third-year student at the Faculty of Medicine at Dongdae University. I don't know, I have no troubles, I have no plans at the moment, and I don't want to fall in love over." I replied indifferently.

This time period, this festival, this dress that shines with the pink light of Pika Pika, I have already seen through you!Every question of yours is in my plan!

The other party's expression was awkward, "Then may I ask..."

"I have no love experience, no type I like, my lover is learning, thank you." I continued to answer indifferently.

"...You let me ask you all right!" The other party's expression collapsed.

"What is there to ask, it's nothing more than 'how old are you this year', 'do you have a boyfriend, how many times have you been in love', 'what type do you like, is there anyone chasing you', 'in terms of love Do you have any troubles?", "Do you have a relationship plan this year?" I sighed. "It's really hard work to ambush you in the grass."

"It's really amazing. I guessed all the questions flawlessly... Is it worthy of being a student of Dongdae?" The reporter took a step back and widened his eyes. "Then, can you please answer 'Is there anything in love? Troubled'?" She held the microphone to me reluctantly, "This is an on-site and off-site interview for audiences all over the country!"

It's really entangled...

Ya da, do you understand or not, it is shameful to answer this kind of question when facing off-site interviews with audiences all over the country!

"If you're bothered..." I touched my chin.

There are many things that bother me, such as being pursued by the younger generation or being pursued by the younger generation, and being pursued by the younger generation.

"No." I answered her.

The other party has probably never met such an uncooperative interview subject as me, and the fire that fueled the desire to win burst out of his two eyes, "So! May I ask if you have ever been pursued by people who bother you!"

......

This question is really tricky!

Ever had a haunting quest?I have it now!Wait, Jotaro, does that count as courting me?I thought carefully about what he did in my house, and it seemed... Generally speaking, can the behavior of running to my house to play hooligans and get food really be called pursuit?

If this is not called pursuit, then what kind of behavior can be worthy of the word "pursuit"?

"That... Excuse me." I looked up at the camera, "What kind of behavior can be defined as pursuit?"

"..." The other party fell into silence, "Okay!" She turned to the camera on one side, "The second interviewer today is Ms. Yamada Hanako, a third-year student from the Faculty of Medicine of Dongda University. Her current living conditions are quite fulfilling. , as expected of a student at Dongdae University, indulging in the ocean of learning, it is enviable!"

... So you don't even know it after a long time!

Can you please!

After watching the interview team leave, I took out my mobile phone and dialed a number. "Hello, Kakyoin?"

There was no answer on the other side.

"I have a question I really want to ask you."

As Jotaro's dog-headed military adviser, you must have half of the credit for what he did.

The other side still didn't answer me.

"What kind of behavior can be called pursuing? If it's just one side clinging to another person, shouldn't this kind of behavior be defined as 'harassment'?"

"But if you don't stick to each other, how can it be called pursuit?"

There was a long silence on the phone.

"Also, is it really advisable to spend a lot of time and money harassing another person? In terms of personal economic behavior, is this actually a high-risk investment?"

There was still silence on the phone.

"Hey, Kakyoin, are you listening to me?"

"I also find it very troublesome to pursue people." A familiar subwoofer came from the other end of the phone.

"so--"

What he said next made me deaf and deaf. I was temporarily deaf and needed oxygen.

"Jotaro, you hagga!!!!!!!!! Go have a baby with a dolphin!!!!!!"

I smashed the phone in a fit of anger.

Fuck——

"My phone ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The author has something to say: Kakyoin: ...As expected of Jotaro, he easily ended the game.