[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Jotaro, is it all in your calculations?

Yes, now I can basically sort out a clear routine-deliberately irritate me, make me lose my mind, and then suddenly hit a straight punch, forcing me to look directly at the problem-as expected of jojo, the heart of playing tactics is really special so dirty.

But I haven't lost yet!After all, this kind of thing, as long as I keep ostriching, nothing will happen!The initiative is still in my hands!

"Ha-ha-ha-jojo, you know, the more scheming people are, the more woohoo!"

I couldn't finish my sentence.

This guy did even more egregious things.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, let me go!"

Why are you so proficient? !Why is it still a French kiss? !How many girls have you practiced with? !I'm suffocating-

Before I suffocated, he finally let go of me, and wiped his lips, "For a person like you, I can only dig you out of the sand by force - I hate procrastination!"

Is that why you came to my house to kiss me? !

"jojo-I'm really mad-uh-"

You let me finish my sentence, you goddamn bad!And don't pinch my face!What kind of devil are you guys!

I was so forced by the wall by him that I was gagged as soon as I opened my mouth, and he didn't let me finish my sentence at all.

To be honest, my mind was completely muddled by him.

This is a shame, a shame—

I have never been so hurt by a straight ball. If I want to compare it, it is like a series of uppercuts in the boxing ring!

"Kujo Jotaro! Are you tired of your work, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I frantically picked up the professional books that were everywhere in my room as thick as bricks and slapped them at him.

"how--"

"Why you ghost! Do you think this kind of behavior can be forgiven! I'm going to beat you into a petal specimen sandwiched in the book! You reflect on me!" I picked up the book and chased him to type , "Verbal harassment on the phone, fancy kissing at my house, what do you think of you? The domineering rich second generation in the novel? I'm going to let you taste the fighting power of a medical professional book today!"

He grabbed my wrist.

Jotaro, who is 1.9 meters five and full of muscles, of course greatly suppressed me in hand-to-hand combat. If I didn't use the Queen of Hearts, I would be like a chicken in front of him.But why didn't I use the Queen of Hearts?The answer is of course obvious. If he was an ordinary person playing hooligans like me, he would have been sanctioned by the Queen of Hearts long ago, but he is a stand-in emissary. It's okay, I can't beat him when he stops.

Jotaro approached me, and I saw the studs on his ears reflected in the fluorescent light in my room, "After all, does it really matter to you that you are three years younger than you? Is it really that important?" ?”

"You are still a high school student." I struggled in vain.

"I won't be soon."

"..."

"If you really don't have feelings for me." He stared into my eyes, I subconsciously wanted to turn my head to avoid it, but his jaw was fixed by him, "Look at me." Jotaro ordered extremely forcefully, "One word is enough Say, 'I have no feelings for you, get the hell out of my house and never come back'."

Isn't that convenient!

I'm about to...

"..."

I to you...

I opened my mouth and tried to make a sound.

...Jotaro, did you secretly use overheaven on me?

No, Hanako, be brave, as long as you say it, everything will be over, isn't that great, so that you can happily return to the normal life track, and be satisfied with a peaceful and thriving life like a plant!

I tried to open my mouth again.

But still can't make any sound.

Yes--

It's really over when you say it. With Jotaro's character, after getting a definite answer, he will really do what he says...

And so it was all over.

His beautiful, transparent mint green eyes were still staring at me.

His eyes are so beautiful.

I pursed my lips tightly, suddenly my nose became sour and my eye sockets became hot.

What a shame--this is an indescribable shame--

"Jojo! You despicable villain! You actually bullied me to such an extent! Woooooooo—"

I'm sad!I am sad!I'm going to make trouble for no reason!

Jotaro was obviously stunned for a moment, "Wait, wait a minute, I didn't—tsk—" He was speechless.

Take it!You Showa straight man!I don't believe this, you still have the face to continue to persecute me!

He sighed, and reached out to ruffle my hair, "Okay." He seemed to have spent a century deciding what to say, "I was eager for quick success."

... He made a mistake?That Jotaro, he actually admitted his mistake? !I hiccupped in fright.

He raised his hand and wiped my face with his thumb, "Don't cry, it's so ugly." He paused, "If you don't want to say it, then don't say it."

what happened?Why did he suddenly become considerate again?Is this guy still planning some big move to keep tricking me?Come on, I really can't hold back this one after another!

Bah, what can't be controlled, it's because there is no recruit.

After all, I'm at the end of my rope.

Don't say I'm thinking too much, I already have a psychological shadow of his showy operations tonight, and I still can't figure out the size!

He covered my hair with his hands, then closed his eyes and pressed my forehead against my forehead, "Anyway, I already know the answer."

...What the hell do you know!You bastard!

Just as I was about to say something, the door was knocked open with a "bang". My father stood at the door with a murderous look, his eyes glowing red like Goblin Slayer saw a goblin.

"You, are, yes, I, my, baby, baby, daughter, son, do, what, what." Dad asked word by word.

...Murderous aura is a murderous aura that can be realized.

My father didn't even change out of his suit, probably because he found Jotaro at home and went straight to the kitchen to get a frying pan and killed him.

"Dad, Dad, that's not the case. He just came to return my mobile phone."

"Huh?! Do you need to touch your forehead to your forehead to return a mobile phone?" My father pointed at Jotaro with a frying pan, "You don't use your forehead to charge it! Do you think it's Ghost in the Shell!"

"Ghost in the Shell doesn't need forehead charging!" I complained.

"Don't interrupt! I must beat him into the intensive care unit today!"

Jotaro stood up.

He approached my dad, and the 1.9-meter-five big man felt very oppressive standing in front of my dad.

"You, you, what do you want to do!"

father!Why are you stuttering!

Jotaro took a deep breath, and suddenly bowed ninety degrees to my father, "After I am admitted to university, please agree to my marriage with Hanako."

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I'm wrong.

Jotaro, I was really wrong.

You are no better than Anna Sui.

Don't make a mess, okay!Please!

The author has something to say: Hanako: jojo!You scumbag!You actually bullied me to this extent!

Master Diao: This picture seems familiar...