[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

I'm so angry.

The screen of the mobile phone was completely cracked. At this time, I envied Jousuke's ability, and the mobile phone can be restored with one punch.

Jotaro, that idiot, actually said such nonsense as "pursuit is too much trouble", although I don't know how to define the line between pursuit and harassment, but what he said next can definitely be ranked in the "worst harassment straight Male speaking "top three!

hateful!The phone is broken!I actually smashed my phone because of such a straight man speaking!

I'm so annoyed now, I swear if Jotaro dares to appear in front of me now, I can just let him die for me!

In the end, it was all his fault for speaking too straight!

What kind of shameless expression did this guy use to say such words? What kind of reproductive waste is in this guy's mind? !

It's really outrageous.

My mobile phone was broken, and I have to buy a new one. Before that, I should go to the public phone booth and call my family to tell my family about the broken mobile phone. If my family members want to find me, they can’t get through to my phone.

It was my grandma who answered the phone. After I explained that my phone was broken, she said, "Ah, so are you coming back on weekends?"

"Me? I didn't want to come back..."

"What are you talking about, grandma, I am quite old, and every day I live is one day less. It's rare that you don't come to go shopping with me on weekends when you are at home?" She complained.

... I think you are a dragon and a tiger, and you can live to be two hundred years old.

"Okay, okay, I'll accompany you to go shopping and buy clothes on weekends... and buy a new mobile phone by the way." Although I was complaining in my heart, I really didn't dare to complain to my grandma.

As for the money to buy a mobile phone, I don’t need to ask my family at all. Since I was admitted to university, I have been able to get about 200 to more than [-] million yen in scholarships and competition prizes every year.

So, it's not that I don't have money, I'm just stingy.

And I use all the money during festivals to honor my mother!

Now it's the same as honoring grandma.

I still have to go back on weekends.

As for Jotaro, I decided to leave him alone and throw him out of the window if he came.

The next few days were uneventful, the kind of thriving plant-like life I was longing for, and then when I got home, I saw a little baby in a suit standing on my grandma's shoulders, with a still on top of his head. Wearing a rather cute chameleon.

"Did I see it wrong?" I closed the door, then opened it again, and found that the baby standing on the grandma's shoulder not only did not disappear, but became clearer.

I get it, this little baby is a substitute for grandma, right?

"Hello." The little baby waved to me.

"Hello?" I replied subconsciously.

"Li Baoen, you can go back first, I understand what you said." Grandma said to him.

... So, so it's not a double, just a rather unscientific baby? !

It's just bah!No matter how you look at it, this person is not normal!

The little baby jumped off the grandma's shoulders, "I have already brought the words from Kudaime, so I will go ahead." The accent seemed to be Italian.

Ah, speaking of the Italians... I watched this little baby walk out of my family's door, "Just let a little kid go home by himself?" I asked my grandma.

"Only this little baby is nothing to worry about." Grandma replied, "Ah, granddaughter, why did you come back so early?"

"..." Grandma, don't be like this, you will make me think that you are hiding some special secret behind your back, and what is going on with the "Nine Generations"?No matter how you listen to it, you think it is very problematic!

"Ah, it's just the ninth CEO of an Italian aquatic product company I met before, don't show such an expression." Grandma got my expression with incomparable precision, and tried to fool me without sincerity.

I'm not my father, how could I be fooled so easily.

But if grandma refuses to say it, I won't ask, after all, even families have the right to "keep their own secrets".

"Ah, speaking of Italy, is that old Italian guy who accosted you at the airport still harassing you recently?" I asked.

"Scared, did you find out." Grandma stroked her temples, "Hmph, your grandma and I are as beautiful as a flower, young and cute, isn't it normal for someone to chase after you?"

"...Ugh." I retched.

"Just kidding," grandma shook her hand, "I already have your grandpa."

"grandmother……"

"No, no, don't get me wrong." Grandma interrupted me with a cold face. Only at this time, some detached and cold expressions appeared on her face, "I don't accept the pursuit of other men. Because I still love your grandpa, I hate the titles of "widow" and "widow". I am a fresh and comfortable living person, and your grandpa has always lived in my heart. If my heart goes out and is no longer alive, then maybe I will consider remarrying."

"No, I just want to say, grandma, what time do you plan to go shopping tomorrow?"

"Hey, the little girl Pianzi's wings are hard and dare to set me up." Grandma patted my head, "Speaking of which, what's going on with you and your grandson-in-law?"

"...Grandma, I beg you, don't call him your grandson-in-law, okay? He's just a high school student, three years younger than me." I cried with a sad face.

"What are you talking about, isn't the legal age of marriage for Japanese men? And is it really so important to be under the age?" Grandma sat down on the sofa, "Go away, go back to your room, I don't have your fear , a stupid granddaughter who has hairs all over her head."

"...What do you like about Jotaro?"

"whispering sound."

I was ridiculed by my grandma again.

Then I went back to the room and knew why she was so committed to rushing me back to the room.

"Md Jotaro, who let you in!" I said angrily.

"Your grandma," he replied.

"You actually learned to block me in my room!"

"Your grandma asked me to wait for you here."

"...can you stop talking back."

He was silent, and knocked on the small box on the table with his hand.

...Ah, the new phone.

The one in champagne I particularly want.

"...You didn't ask the counter lady which one is the most popular among girls, did you?"

He turned his head as a tacit consent.

"Don't think I won't be angry if you accompany me on the phone."

"I won't apologize," he said.

"????" What kind of confident speech is this? !

"I'm serious about this topic," he said.

I feel like I'm going to be angry again.

"After all, what are you angry about?" He stood up and looked at me condescendingly, "Have you thought about it carefully?"

—Yeah, what am I mad about?

"Are you harassing me because you like me...or because you want 'Xu Lun' child—"Yeah, why do I care about this kind of problem?

Why do I care whether he does these things because he "likes" me or "want Xu Lun's daughter"?

"Ah."

There was a light laugh in my ear.

——Oops, I accidentally said it.

jojo, you plot against me!

The author has something to say: Hanako: jojo!Is this also in your calculations!